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STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS edition
old >>70568127
Azor Jon
basedEuron is basedmuhbigcock
>>70569381
AND WHO ARE YOU
>prince that you promised me, Ned
Jonsa is love, Jonsa is life, The Par that was Promised.
Ship it or be destroyed
Where were you when we won? http://www.strawpoll.me/10422685/r
>>70569381
Nth for meera
>>70569405
FUCKING NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
nth for the rightful queen
How can people still doubt Stannis is alive
nth for bearloli, first of her name, rightful ruler of the realm
JON WE'RE OUT OF LEMONCAKES JON I WANT LEMONCAKES WITH MY TEA JON GOSH DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND ANYTHING
Maisie a cute!
>>70569381
all heil king &queen
>>70569381
So basically, Dany invades Westeros next season because Yara will deliver her the fleet?
Night King
>>70569459
Was she wearing a cleavage dress?
First for Kinvara, High Priestess of the Red Temple of Volantis, the Flame of Truth, the Light of Wisdom, and First Servant of the Lord of Light. For the thread is dank and full of memes.Happy 34th Birthday Ania!
>>70569472
why would they both be in costume at the same time like this?
Doesn't dany film in a whole separate country?
Nth for Euron.
>>70569381
DEAD DEAD DEAD
CLEGANEBOWL CANCELLED
LADY STONEHEART CUT
>>70569475
Yes and they will land in Dorne and team up with sneks to form an alliance of stronk women.
THE BOAT IS FUCKING EMPTY HOLY SHIT WAT!!!!
>>70569490
No. It's a patch.
I know for a fact Kit browses /got/.
>>70569468
Upvoted
why did teenage jaime look exactly like very recent jaime?
>>70569381
Jon is a Targaryen and Daenerys is a secretly a Blackfyre. They'll flip the identities of snow and fire.
>>70569544
Only 10 years old and still probably the most prudent leader so far.
>>70569499
You fucking asshole stop
please
>>70569442
Nice botted poll.
>>70569545
is he the Azor Jon autist?
now everything makes sense
G E T H Y P E
E
T
H
Y
P
E
>>70569478
Best king
Gendry's back
>>70569495
I'm gonna have a gentle, but pleasurable cum to her later just to say congratulations.
>>70569475
maybe, but I think they'll end this season by revealing lady stoneheart.
>>70569601
you win
>>70569381
>Stannis the Grannis autists still sperging
>>70569560
Maybe we will never get the full scene and they just made Nikolaj do it
>>70569589
How can one be in such denial?
>>70569560
Because everyone forgot that people thought Jaime was a dick for killing the MAd King, so the only way they could get across and remind people that it was him was for it to be the actual actor
Will he EVER get to crossbow someone /got/?
Does Conleth Hill even realize that he got the shit end of the stick when they adapted his character?
>>70569381
Place you're bets for King of the North and the Future Mr. Sansa.
Jon Snow
CIAfinger
Robin Arryn
Brienne of Tarth
>>70569614
Sounds like a plan
>>70569560
Because he wouldn't be recognizable as Jaime if they got an actor to play him.
>>70569612
back again
>>70569544
Is it bad that I got a boner from her scolding Sansa?
>>70569628
The hair ruin it completely for me.
Reminder that Sansa marrying Jon makes political sense.
Stark name even though right now it doesn't mean shit, still gives claim to stuff, with Jon (a bastard) as King in the North, any husband of Sansa and children she has will have claim and may throw around stuff like usurper and illegitimate and cause trouble especially if backed by an army, like say the Vale.
By marrying Jon, the bastard and trueborn lines are joined, succession is clear and neither can be used against the other
>>70569560
to make sure normies understand this was Jaime. Keep in mind most people who watch this dumb show haven't seen season 1 and 2 and some not even 3, they don't know Jaime had longer hair before.
>>70569640
I would like to put $500 on Brienne.
R A M S E Y
A
M
S
E
Y
post best scene from GoT
>>70569677
why is her face so puffy
>>70569544
LOOK AT THE TOP OF HER HEAD
Whats the purpose of showing Mel's glamour unless somebody also uses it?
>>70569669
Bad taste there anon.
Post your prediction on the manner in which Stannis will return
>picked up by Vale Knights, rides in with lilfinger to save Jun snew's siege
>>70569597
No, he's the Jonsa autist.
FROM THE DUSTY MESA
>>70569703
the new red priestess obviously uses one too
>>70569589
Yeah that gay guy who find her ugly botted the poll and now the poll got 13 yes...the sad man.
>>70569693
>worst witch
Does wearing a Faceless men™ mask make your hand skin age too?
>>70569640
> SweetRobin as King of the North
Please let this happen
>>70569640
But leaks confirm Jon gets made King in the North, so the position and being Mr Sansa are separate
>>70569709
>bran0vision where he can see through melly's glamour and watches stannis fuck the old witch
>>70569693
>Worst Witch (2017)
>tfw you remember that Tim Curry is dead
>>70569728
>worst witch
>best waifu
>>70569677
Reminder that Eddard Stark is still alive and would be pretty mad about that if it happened.
>You will never be a simpleton peon building a pretty church with the lads on a rolling green hill
>You'll never chill out with them and banter in the fields after work with some ale
>That qt will never serve you beef stew for lunch with a smile for all your dedication
That opening was maximum comfy before Sandor came in.
>>70569640
>Robin Arryn
Imagine [spoilers] He and Sansa moon dooring niggahs all day and while he sucks her tits. [/spoilers]
>>70569619
I've gotten myself so set on this that now I'm going to be really disappointed if they don't. We've been saying this for two seasons now, bros :(
>>70569381
What I want to know is why nobody has asked Jon what the fuck he is doing meddling in the affairs of the south when for all they know he is still a brother of the night's watch.
I also thought it was laughable that bear loli was just like 'are the dead actually coming? OK', while they didn't even bother trying to tell Glover about it.
>>70569734
Stuff like that can be faked.it's fucking magic
lady
stoneheart
is
cut
from
the
show
>>70569700
Her tully ovaries recognize Stark and dragon seed and are ovulating
Bran's timetravel essentially forms a complete causal loop extended over multiple timelines
the loop is not merely between point A and B, but between point A and B in two seperate time streams
This is the only logical way to explain brans timetravel
prove me wrong
>>70569760
Comfy scenes exist just for contrast
>>70569624
it's time for you to go back, son
>>70569508
>why would they both be in costume at the same time like this?
gee why i wonder
>>70569612
Why doesn't Gendry have a bastard's surname? I don't understand the unspoken wishy-washy bastardy policies they use.
>>70569619
>>70569772
I doubt it'll be LSH, but what I think they'll do is they'll make it so Beric lost his mind after being resurrected too many times and basically took on the LSH persona. That'd explain why the Brotherhood went to shit.
>>70569640
PodrickxSansa is the endgame
Why haven't you voted for Bernie Sanders?
>>70569760
Just watch the Pillars of the Earth .
>>70569734
Yes, the face are magic....did you missed season 5 finale when the Waif's face Jaquen was wearing changed his body shape
jon+dany+sansa threesome when?
>>70569756
That'd just make the sex hotter for Jon to be honest.
Yet on the inside he'd be okay with it since Jon is just her cousin
>>70569775
(and when I say south I mean everyrthing south of the wall)
>>70569801
He does. It's Rivers.
>>70569669
>You will never put your hand over her curly hair and mess it up while she giggles
>>70569785
I hope, 3 zombies Stark in one season would be a little too much.
>>70569560
>yfw the reason the mad king kept saying burn them all was because Bran accidentally fucked him the way he did Hodor.
>>70569785
and
replaced
with
lord
stoneheart
for those of you who have been whining and accusing HBO of being shekel hoarders for wanting to extend season 7 over 2 years... consider this
thats a whole year of /got/ posting they are giving you, FOR FREE. you should be licking D&D's hairy beanbags
what else are you going to do when the show is over? try /who/ posting HAHA what a sick joke
APOLOGIZE
this jonsaposting is getting stale as fuck
new memes when
>>70569801
>>70569851
He doesn't.
Robert never officially recognized him as his bastard
>>70569527
>shut...thefuck...up.gif
>aegon III
jesus christ what an awful life
>>70569639
Seeing as how CH gets more screen time and therefore gets paid more, I'm sure he got over it real fast.
>>70569883
You don't get a generic surname if you aren't acknowledged? He's obviously somebody's bastard though.
>>70569801
Waters is the Crownlands surname for bastards, but a lot of characters from fleabottom only get the one name (e.g. Dunk)
>>70569811
Thoros is confirmed back, is Beric? I would be happy with that. And it would make sense, give Sandor a few people to kill on his path back to KL
>>70569920
You don't need a surname unless you're important, Gendry isn't important so he doesn't have a surname
also in the books by this point he's been technically knighted so can choose his own name if he wants anyway
>>70569920
Only noble bastards get surnames.
Peasants and peasant bastards don't have surnames.
Best couple
>>70569883
I swore he was called Gendry Rivers in the first book. When Ned visited him in the smith's
>>70569920
Unless he's officially recognized by a noble dad, he gets no bastard surname.
>>70569786
You're very irritating, I am glad I don't have to tolerate you irl
>>70569920
Generic surname is only for characters with some proven link to a highborn parent.
oh shit
>>70569961
Damn shes a big girl for him
>>70569961
S-she's so big
>>70569907
you reading twoiaf too anon?
>>70569961
>Marrying a traitorous whore-monger who delivered her to a rapist and has no discernible plan
This is where Sansa belongs
>>70569968
>>70569851
By Rivers I mean Waters. oops
>>70569381
>tfw each and everything was bran
he created the universe and controlled everyone in it.
THE END
>>70569953
Beric isn't confirmed, but if he's gone full LSH then they could just get someone who looks similar and cover him up with makeup and/or CGI to look like a skeleton or whatever.
>>70569648
>NAWITTENZEEE
>>70569677
She's not a Stark anymore no matter how much she whines that she is.
She's a Bolton.
>>70569961
You're a big gal
>>70570021
her pussy and ass are certainly bolton-ified
Reminder: stannis is a warg, and while his body died, his consciousness lives on in the trees. Eventually he will find Bran, and together they will defeat the Great Other, and then go onto rule the kingdom from the shadows.
How badly would Ned have shit himself if Jon had gotten a whore or two pregnant and one of the kids had Targ silver hair and purple eyes?
>>70570011
this pic opened my chakras
>>70568153
This picture physically hurts to look at
>>70570002
yes, it's making me very sad
>>70570042
Pretty bad, considering it would mean Wylla cheated on him with a targ.
>>70570042
not that bad, Ned is a shit liar but given enough time to think it through he would have had to just acknowledge that Jon's mother was Ashara
>>70570062
Seems like it's trying to be 3d, only not.
>>70570041
>stannis
>a warg
>>70570073
Yes, the quality of Elios writing does that
>>70570021
The blood is all that matters for succession ad inheritance purposes.
Wouldn't matter if say back when she was married to Tyrion that a kid by him would be named Lannister, that kid would still have a blood claim to the North
>>70570041
>implying he didnt warg the air again
>>70569775
Seconded.
This shit is ridiculous.
>>70569975
>>70569959
What happens when a noble bastard girl marries a peasant bastard man
>>70569381
>STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS edition
>STANNIS edition
Fucking Fanatics
>>70570041
They're going to pull a Heartbeat.
Bran will go back, give Summer a treat and tell him to stop loli-Bran from climbing the tower.
Ned will turn down Robert's request to be his Hand, and none of it will ever happen, and the Starks will live happily ever after.
>>70570041
>tfw Stannis is like a dead horse getting memed to death over and over again
>>70570021
Or a Lannister? I've heard conflicting reports
>>70570119
>posts a weakling who lost a fight to a shadow
baka senpai.
>>70569976
Where is this from?
>>70570021
Bran is doing Sparrow-shit
Uncle whatever is dead
Jon is a Tarantula
Rodrik is irrelevant
Aryas doing boring ninja shit
She's all thats left
>>70570109
they get nothing.
>>70569775
his watch had ended with his death
>>70570117
Ew dude
>>70570147
/r/gameofthrones
>>70569404
Urine is shit
What did he mean by this?
>>70570191
He's about to take his face, off
>>70570042
>they could have used color grading to change Daenerys eye color to purple easily
>they didn't
This pisses me off everytime I think about it.
>>70570119
and proud 2bh
>>70569694
im so sick of this shit
they make it look like men are sexist
they make the audience feel smart for 'un ravelling' the truth that women are superior / equal.
>>70570155
Except the oath specifically says he shall watch for all nights to come.
Even if you accept that his watch ended with his death, that means as a civilian, he murdered 4 brothers of the night's watch, which is treason by the laws of every land in the seven kingdoms.
>>70570143
>Gets killed by Spooky Shadow Stannis
>In the back no less
>Nobody cares, blames Brienne for it
>Fast forward 4 seasons
>Nobody cares that Brienne killed Renly
When is the true heir going to be avenged? When is R'hllor going to get what's coming to him?
>>70570191
he means a Lannister will never rule in Westeros again.
>>70570148
>Rodrik is irrelevant
Absolutely irrelevant since he's not a Stark and dead.
>>70570191
If I ripped that face off would you die?
>>70570119
Hound "dies" off screen. Comes back.
Stannis "dies" off screen. Will come back.
Renly dies on screen. Will never cum again.
>>70570191
>mountain takes off the guy's face
>arya's plot to assassinate cersei is revealed
Was it rape?
>arya was jaquen in disguise
>arya isn't dead
this is fucking stupid because:
>implying D&D can into decent writing
arya is dead or dying and good riddance. one less shitty subplot in this shitty show
>>70570228
>implying I should spell Rickons name
>>70570214
go arrest him then, ramsay. it's your job as lord of the north. go on, do your duty.
>>70569775
They deliberately didn't resolve that issue then and there so that Glover could get a letter in the next episode that tells him about zombies. It will chew up about 3 minutes, and all they have to do is have some guy sitting at his desk reading.
>Euron will summon the kraken
>>70570240
>Implying zombie Renly ain't on his way to set
>>70570191
What the fuck? Does the Mountain have regular human hands and not rotting zombie hands? That makes no sense.
>>70570147
>he hasnt seen the new episode
>>70570247
Was it a woman?
>>70569639
>>70569908
>tfw when interviewer doesn't know you despite all your extra screen time.
If he had crossbowed Kevan, they'd know his name. It's a damn shame.
>>70570155
Nobody who wasn't at the wall knows that he even died, and nobody would believe it if told.
Why is this so hard to understand?
Do showfags just think that the NW just put out a bunch of ravens explaining the incident offscreen, which all the northern lords also read offscreen, and magically instantly accepted as gospel, and don't even find it remarkable enough to bring it up in conversation when Jon comes around? Like, they just magically read these letters offscreen while sipping tea and thinking "Well, that happened. I wonder what's for dinner tonight." and then just forget all about it?
Give me a fucking break.
Are Stannisfags still throwing their toys out the pram? Nobody wanted that murderous granny fucker on the throne
Fake episode 8 description that fucktards were parroting:
>Tyrion (Peter Dinklage) finds cause for concern. Cersei (Lena Headey) prepares for the worst. Sansa (Sophie Tuner) takes control. Arya (Maisie Williams) is not alone.
HBO confirmed episode description:
>While Jaime (Nikolaj Coster-Waldau) weighs his options, Cersei (Lena Headey) answers a request. Tyrion’s (Peter Dinklage) plans bear fruit. Arya (Maisie Williams) faces a new test.
http://watchersonthewall.com/hbo-confirms-episode-608-title-reveals-synopsis/#more-67703
>>70570083
But that'd require he besmirch Ashara's honor too.
and possibly piss off Daynes for taking her child and driving her to suicide.
>>70569700
its cute. my gf has the same type face but shes brunette
>>70570304
He was probably just too busy fapping to the loli.
>>70569640
>SansaxLittlefinger
Jonsafags don't seem so retarded now.
>>70570264
Arya wont die, instead we get the worst outcome possible: that was really her and she is saved by some random asspull, despite suffering a huge wound in her gut and swimming in diarrhea right after
>>70570309
Nobody gives a fuck about the Night's Watch.
>>70569980
>>70569981
>>70570031
Manlets.
>>70570305
I haven't asked for xirs pronouns
>>70570347
Zombie Arya
>>70570264
Did you even see the two Arya's pic?
This is exactly the sort of TWEEEEST they would pull
WHERE MY JON BROS AT?
>>70569961
CIA is prettyqt
>>70570318
It's close except for the Sansafag fanfiction
>>70570274
You mean warg into.
>>70570247
DUDE
DRAGONGLASS
LMAO
This show is fucking retarded.
Q: Which character fucked Westeros up the most and why is it Aegon the Unworthy?
>>70570302
He's wearing gloves .
>>70570441
Robert The Usurper.
>>70570393
do you think GRRM will make his hair go white and his eyes purple when he's rezzed?
>>70570441
bran
>>70570360
>one of the first scenes in the show is a northern lord executing a deserter of the Night's Watch, showing that northerners value honor and duty and that the Night's Watch is taken seriously by northern society.
>season six, nobody gives a fuck about Night's Watch a few short years later in the exact same region of Westeros because reasons
bravo, showfags
>>70570411
She didn't know Varys actor had a penis is real life until that moment.
There's actually people out there who think he's really a eunuch btw.
>>70570411
Holy shit it's Coco.
>>70570411
Google says she's 1,75m tall.
I stick to my statement.
>>70570411
Why the fuck is the tall bitch at the front wearing heels
>>70570411
salsa is best grill. CIA will marry her.
>>70570441
Ned should have fled and sent ravens to everyone that Joffery was a tardy incest baby
Onion Knight should have let Stannis burn that Robert Bastard
Rob Stark shouldn't have fucked with the Freys
>>70570441
daenerys soon
>>70570424
See you next thread
>>70570264
>Arya dying from being killed
>"I suppose she didn't know where the heart was"
>she looks up
>it's the Hound but in a mysterious mask so u don't know for sure
>"who is this broken man..."
a superior scene
>>70570121
Sounds really exciting.
>>70570441
Cersei
>>70570441
King Cuck, Bobby B.
>>70570393
sup?
>Hey, anon!
>I hope you like my character in Game of Thrones.
>>70570459
She lost so much baby fat between s5 and s6
>>70570005
Sansa deserves to get hatefucked and impregnated over and over again by Jon's dragonwolf seed.
She belongs in his bed to be honest
>The kraken isn't real
>>70570459
no i'm not "mad," just annoyed at how none of the lead female characters ever get killed
>>70570531
NewArya with her hair tied back looked much better than she has since Season 1. She should keep that look if she lives, it suits her.
>>70570531
Probably heroin or crack
>>70570441
aegon IV
>>70570531
Begging on the streets of Braavos while blinded tends to make you lose weight.
>>70570441
Agree. I am a Blackfyre supporter though
>In the books
Jaime throws Bran out of the window with his left hand and later this same hand gets chopped off
>In the show
THROWS BRAN OFF WITH HIS LEFT HAND
LOSES HIS RIGHT HAND
BRAVO D&D
BRAVO
WHY
CANT
YOU
GET
ANYTHING
RIGHT?
IM FUCKING DISGUSTED
WHAT IS THIS FUCKING SHITSHOW?
HOW CAN YOU GUYS KEEP WATCHING THIS?
FUCKING DROPPED
>OY VEY DABID WHAT IF JAIME THROWS HIM OUT WITH HIS LEFT HAND XD
WHY CANT WE HAVE NICE THINGS?´?????????
>>70570411
>dat Dormer face
What is Conan doing to her?
>>70570441
It's all rather obvious isn't it?
i'm from the night
>Danerys destroys the economy of Essos because of Slaver's Bay celebrating their culture
>Dothraki's culture is even worse and she lets them celebrate it by raping and pillaging Westeros
wew
Azor Jon deserves better than a dumb ginger bitch
>>70570117
I remember when this pic was outted as the jonautist. Good times
>>70570530
SEE MAN RIDIN' A BORIS BIKE
TWO POUND DEBIT CARD LEANIN' BACK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iSkQJ0SjXOo#t=24s
>your face lyanna will actually claim the Iron Throne because she was smart enough to listen to her advisors (no person in GoT ever does this) and played every House and faction out against each other until they all exhausted themselves so much they can't afford a big war anymore.
>>70569468
Put more of this
>>70570604
why is he so perfect?
What is dead may never die!
>tfw you miss the new thread link, finally click over after 40 minutes, and the thread is almost done again.
>>70570202
Face, off?
>>70569527
Pretty sure the newest episode confirmed Cleganebowl and LSH.
>>70570478
HE'S NOT A REAL EUNUCH??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>70570642
>can't afford a big war anymore
yeah...a big war against an army of 62 men.
>>70570591
Because Jaime having to learn to swordfight with his offhand is more interesting and makes sense given the context in which his hand was chopped off.
THIS IS YOUR DAILY REMINDER THAT STANNIS IS ALIVE AND WELL AND WILL BE BACK TO SAVE JON AT THE SNOWDOWN
Now, say it with me:
STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS
>>70570109
nothing
but if a bastard son marries and has a legitimate child then he can pass down his bastard name
the son of the bastard can then theoretically change their name to something more 'pleasant' if they want and pass that down to their children
>>70570322
pretty much everyone probably already knows and Ashara is long dead, ned could just say he intended to marry her but then his brother died and he had to marry cat or something
it's probably even the truth
>>70570191
He rips his head off and tosses it away and then his blood trickles down a gutter symbolizing the sparrow's power draining away
>>70569867
>that big fucking hand
>>70570604
wow he's pretty
Could it be that Arya and the Waif are the same person and that she is suffering from some bi-polar identity crisis shit?
Jaqen always sends the Waif away when he wants to talk to Arya.
Maybe the Waif is Aryas "no one" personality that is trying to kill the old Arya so that she can really become no one.
>>70570690
62 Bear Island Man
That's as good as 80 Good Bolton Men
>>70570557
Might I interest you in the Red Wedding? Perhaps the wildling attack of Castle Black?
>>70570487
How do they make Dinkleberry look so short on screen when he's Sansa's height irl?
so, at this point in the show, how many years have passed since S1 E1?
>>70570585
Oh yeah, Daemon should've been king, Bloodraven must've meddled and sabotaged him even before the battle
STANNIS
>>70570706
How can he be alive if he died?
>>70570669
I REALLLLLYYYY wish Theon would join up with Jon. He just doesn't work as an Ironborn.
>>70570724
>Arya is Gollum
IT FITS
>>70570669
So he ditched Sansa after saving her to go with his sister to give a navy to a mad dragon queen bent on conquering Westeros by raping, burning and pillaging everything and everyone
>>70570747
he'd run theon through at first sight
>>70570669
theon a qt
Alfie Allen is so based that he cut his dick for real so he could understand his character better .
Jon should have died forever.
y/n?
>>70570737
>Oh yeah, Daemon should've been king,
On what grounds? Because he had the sword and was nice to look at? Blackfyre supporters are all closet cases.
>>70570743
He didn't die
>>70570318
>>70570408
For Sansafags, being BTFO is now essentially their default state of being.
>>70570690
>>70570726
Gimme 10 good men and some climbing spikes and I'll impregnate the bitch
>>70570747
Having to interact with Dany is a death sentence for any characters plot, Theon is the next one to become utterly boring
>>70570797
Brienne executed him.
>>70570779
what
>>70570817
She didn't, she lied that she did
>>70570775
>Ywn be raped and Pillaged by Danaerys
Why live?
>>70570581
apperently walking through the dothraki sea will make you gain weight tho
>>70570817
she sure did a great job with Sandor. :^)
>>70570727
>four years ago is relevant
lolno, and on top of that Lady Stork and U Knu Nuthing Jun Snu weren't lead characters; they were more like Pod or Dario
Kit harington is so beta that he refused to be stabbed for real ,that guy don't deserve to being part if got cast
>Ramsay is going to war over Sansa and the influence of her Stark name
>none of the Northern Lords care about her or the Starks and even openly support the Boltons
>just because D&D can't write an interesting battle scene unless they rely on the books' "lopsided fight with a last moment save" cliche
B R A V O
>>70570786
no, rezzing characters is fine, especially with so much abject death in a series, the execution was fucking horrendous though, and not much better in the books sense everybody predicted it their too.
>>70570851
She never said she executed Sandor
>>70570786
n, but he needs to come back angrier.
>>70570411
this is uncomfortable to look at. what the fuck is conleth thinking?
Aerys + Cercei = Joffrey?
Lyanna Mormont is the best female character so far
Thoughts? And if you disagree you deserve to be hanged for having shit opinions
>>70570842
I read an interview with gq .he admited he made the producers cut his dick in season4
>>70570779
That's Conleth you idiot.
>>70570845
Roose lied too when he mentioned that Stannis was killed? He was working with Brienne?
Ramsay =MARY SUE
Guys why didn't Preston publish a video review yet? do you think the dinner with GURM burned him out? he sounded pretty unstable in the last video.
I thought for sure the opening scene of S6 would be Brienne's sword lodged in the tree right above Stannis' head.
Why is Brienne not hanging for Renly's murder?
I FUCKING CANT WAIT UNTIL SUNDAY OMFG HURRY UP TIME
>>70569734
What's the point if it didn't change your whole body?
>old lady appears at your court
>has young as fuck hands
im rewatching s3 and noticed that guy who is a mercanary guy who likes kellyc was recasted at some point
what if jon suddenly was recasted?
what would you cast him as
actually, make three recasts
>>70570892
>damn my cock just barely reaches her thick ass this feels fucking great
>>70570856
What defines a lead character exactly? So many plot points going on who is the one true protag of the series? I'll give you Ygritte but Catelyn is at least a main character.
>>70570851
She wasn't planning on executing him as he did nothing wrong, she wasn't even going to fight him, he fought her.
>>70570530
C-c-c-c-can I squeeze your b-b-bum?
>>70570856
>none of the lead female characters get killed
>well those obviously weren't lead characters because they got killed
im getting off mr /got/s wild ride
Waaait a second.
Let's assuming L+R=J
So Dany's his aunt, but age-wise they could be siblings. Sansa's actually his cousin but they were raised as Siblings.
Aegon the Conqueror showed up with three dragons and married both his sisters.
JonSaDany? The Dragon and an the Wolf get boned by the Dragonwolf?
>>70570911
Roose wasn't there. Who knows were he got his info from.
>>70570919
>leaving valyrian steel wedged in a tree
cast him
>>70570929
>>70570952
a lead character is someone who the story is centered around. the story was never centered around either of those two
>>70570929
If your name is in the opening credits, you're a lead.
>>70570530
>character
Shut the fuck up Sansa, and suck my dick like you sucked Ramsays
>>70570977
lordjavert
Lyanna mormont's actress is actually a lady in charge of a community in the UK that's why she did it so good in the latest episode
>>70570639
Whatever happened to him anyway?
>>70570347
It can take up to 20 minutes to die from a wound like that, depending on how fast you bind it. If she doesn't die from blood loss, she would definitely die from infection if it's not treated. She will get help from the actress lady she saved, because it's the only person she knows that isn't affiliated with the Faceless fags. She will magically know first aid and probably pour rum all over the wound to try and steralise it.
>>70570983
SO YOU MEAN
A
POINT
OF
VIEW
CHAPTER?
off yourself Catelyn is a main character
>>70570983
>story was never centred around cat
>cat literally started the war
>>70570906
Karsi was pretty good too
>>70570977
Javert is basically Stannis
>>70570956
Dude, you might be onto something here
>>70570963
No i mean like she swung and missed on purpose, then arrested him or something.
I expected S6 to start right off of S5. I expected Stannis to die on screen.
>>70570926
>noticed that guy who is a mercanary guy who likes kellyc was recasted at some point
amazing revelation
>>70570724
nigger you read that on buzzfeed
>>70571036
GET OUT PEDO SCUM
>>70570956
This is a show about strong, independent women. No misogynist polygamy allowed.
They even cut out Wildling "stealing" from the books because it sounds too much like rape.
Conleth hill (varys) is actually a woman playing a male character that act like a woman
can someone explain to me this "promise me ned" meme
pls no bully
>>70570347
Getting lucky isn't an asspull, faggot.
>>70571014
Goes to the lady actress. Pulls off mask. It's Waif.
Cast him.
So who is going to be involved in the climactic final battle vs the Night King and doesn't have:
a. a Valyrian Steel sword
b. magic fire (Dragons, Lord of Light, etc.)
c. immortality
>>70571088
n e v e r
>>70571044
And the elder sister (possible Dany analogue) was also a hardass conquering bitch, whereas the younger sister (possible Sansa analogue) was all demure and queenly.
>>70571096
>>70571096
>>70571096
Hot girls keep asking ned to promise them something
>>70571007
he is still here. You see the autist always posting "azor jon" at the start of threads?
>>70570958
Proably from someone who saw Stannis head detached from his body. Listen i was a stannisfag too but you need to stop being delusional. You need to move on to the acceptance stage. Yes, Stannis is still alivein our flaming heart
>>70571096
It's a book thing.
>>70571112
Coldhands
>>70571123
Theon
>>70571096
promise me head
>>70570724
As dumb as that is, and it's very dumb, it's better than the "what you see is what you get" D&D are pulling. Right now the entire Braavos plot was unnecessary.
>>70571112
Christian "digits" Bale
>>70571101
But as far as she knows Arya died in the shit river.
>>70571101
Notice the waif stabs arya somewhere where its easy to stab yourself and not in the back
>>70571096
Tower of Joy.
Ned found his sister in the tower in a bed of blood
"Promise me, Ned" were her last words to him.
She died giving birth to Jon and Ned had to promise her to keep him save from Robert because he wanted all Targs to die.
>>70571161
God that feels like a lifetime ago.
>>70571155
Theon is on Team Dany now. They have Dragons
>>70571123
Ghost
>>70571096
Lyanna Stark's last words to Ned word "promise me, Ned"
Probably about keeping Jon's parentage a secret b/c she knew Robert would murder the kid.
>>70571140
I WILL NEVER ABANDON MY KING
>>70571161
>filename
>>70570210
It's a fantasy, what did you expect?
>>70571187
>>70571144
>>70571130
i know but what is with that girl that everyone posts
>>70570591
>Jaime throws Bran out of the window with his left hand and later this same hand gets chopped off
are you stupid? his right hand is cut off in the books.
>>70571197
>roleplaying autist
>>70571123
>final battle vs. the Night King
>Implying the true antagonist isn't R'hllor
fanatics pls go
The hound's actor spend his free time acting in a Brazilian telenivela ,he plays q character that's is gay for his own father,he do it amazing he.ll be nominated for an emy and golden ball I bet
>>70571227
i've seen so many different women posted with those lines you'll have to be specific. Sasha Grey shows up a lot, Sean Bean in drag too.
>>70571194
Ghost who?
The Direwolf with Dragonglass for teeth thanks to the Lord of Light's intervention?
>>70569760
It was comfy for Sandor before you showed up with your posts.
>>70571227
The various girls are potentially fitting actors to play Lyanna, because they fit the look.
>>70571123
Stannis (in the books) is likely
>>70571236
>implying
my love and loyalty is true and pure
>>70571227
Headcanon casting for Lyanna Stark until we finally see the real actress in episode 10.
>>70571094
How dare you.
He's clearly a man.
Who wins
>20 good men knowing the land led by shirtless ramsay fighting to get back Reek. Has dogs too
Vs
>62 Bear Islanders. Each worth 10 men. Led by Lyanna who has had enough of Ramsays shit.
Bonus side
>Robert in prime form after hearing Ramsay and Lyanna both kidnapped his love.
promise me eddard
>>70571244
>golden ball
Lmao
>>70571296
Robert wins. The rage of his cuckold hammer is unmatched.
>>70571296
Robert bashes everyone's heads in
>>70571315
She would do an amazing fatnerys
>>70571315
Why was he called Ned instead of Edd?
>>70571296
10 good men with climbing spikes
>>70570127
Stannis has a fannis.
>>70571368
because
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>>70570487
>Handsome Dabid standing a whole head above the tall girls.
>No hoverhand, still looks like he doesn't give a fuck.
>Sanda smiling ear to ear with her arm wrapped around him.
>>70571296
Does Lyannabear have her maester with her? With his counsel, there's no stopping her.
>>70569868
Not worth it for jewing us on two years of what could have been two full seasons. if they aren't willing to do that, they need to be publicly fired, blackballed, and thrown out onto the streets for not doing their job. This isn't good for viewership. it's like they're begging for someone to leak the eps from the hbo office.
>>70569381
Whats the endgame here? For the show not that books. D&D aren't about to let the North and the Vale be run by traitorous? Dorne is boring as fuck but muh empowered womyns. The Martells and the Lanisters only have eachother. I'm seeing a Northern Kingdom, a Middle Kingdom, Dorne and Iron islands. Fracture right before the Night King comes.
Also Danys never leaving Essos.
>>70570669
He will replace Quentin. I'm calling it.
>>70571368
Because white people have strange nick-names.
Edward > Ned
William > Bill
Robert > Bobby
Richard > Dick
>>70570906
It be pretty cool if she already knew how to kill. Or at least uses a bow come battle.
>>70571296
Robert.
He can smash the gates of winterfell in one hit.
>>70571417
There is no endgame for either. It's a history book.
ASOIAF is a less interesting Silmarillion.
Ramsay cock boty
>>70571417
Dany lands in Dorne. Finds KL in ruins. Greyjoys have already been harassing / fucking up the Tyrells on the back end and she quickly cows them. Meets Jon and immediately wants the Targ Dick. Jon x Dany unite and beat back the others. Bran says lol u guys are related, sorry. New war of succession as soon as Dany dies.
>>70571461
Only on a 5 or higher.
>>70570730
*hits you*
>>70571452
>Edward > Ned
Ted is a more common nickname doe the Ed- names
>>70571452
John > Jack
>>70570817
(you)
>>70571506
Jon gets her Dragons? Would D&D do this? Danys is their Mary Sue.
>>70571452
>Because white people have strange nick-names.
>Edward > Ned
There are in fact three much more common nicknames available
>>70571546
That one is new to me. Is that right?
>>70570863
But why do you ignore how the Boltons helped other houses in their time of need or how they defeated probably the best military leader on Westeros
NEW THREAD
>>70571035
>>70571035
>>70571035
>>70571631
It's an Irish thing.
John = Jack
James = Jack
Nobody is ever actually called Jack.
>>70571618
EEnE is a more engaging show than GoT 2bh
>>70570956
Dany is a blackfyre and grew up at a place with lemons and a red door. The real kid along with the mother died during the storm.
The blackfyres had the Targaryens house sword Blackfyre but no dragons. This time round dragons with no blackfyre.
What you think Jon was the only identity 180. Jon will go bastard to true born. Dany true born to bastard.
It's the story of snow and fyre after all.
>>70571546
I am pretty sure john comes from jonathan.
Which also has nathan.
>>70571631
Yeah it's some stupid Irish shit.
>>70571407
the question remains
what are you going to do when its over? this is all you have
>>70571658
Oh, that reminded me of James > Jim/Jimmy
>>70571368
Short for "Mine Ed"
>>70571660
>tfw this is true and Branraven murders another Blackfyre shit
>>70571660
Black fyre is also represented by black dragon. She also has a black dragon that breathes black fire. Her brother also was doused into molten gold crown. Bittersteels bones and skull too were doused in gold and didn't he too have horse symbolism? a horse with dragon wings?
>>70571886
I wonder of brans involvement with bloodraven during the blackfyre rebellion.
>>70570496
>Renly and Balon would still claim their respective kingdoms
>war of five kings now war of four kings, still a clusterfuck
>>70572582
Jedi's use Jewish hand tricks.
