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Jonsa is love, Jonsa is life, Jonsa is R'hllor's Chosen OTP
>>70565837
1st for Lady Snow
First for Azor Bronn
CLEGANEBOWL
REMINDER
Dany is a Blackfyre shit and Branraven will murder her just like he did all the other Blackfyres.
Frogfu.
>>70568153
Oni-chan~~!!!!!
Azor Jon!
>>70568176
is ugly
_______BOWL
fill in the blank
IF R+L=J
Wouldnt anyone else know about it? Varys atleast should know about it.
The only ones who 100% knew was
>Ned
>Dayne
Ones who has an idea of it
>Littlefinger
>Barristan
>dat start of dat Arya scene
Man, them Stark girls can turn real fucking swag in small doses.
First Darth Sansa, now Arya Montana.
>>70568127
anyone got news about that alleged sextape?
First for Kinvara, High Priestess of the Red Temple of Volantis, the Flame of Truth, the Light of Wisdom, and First Servant of the Lord of Light. For the thread is dank and full of memes.
who was the guy that was talking with the hound and got hanged?
>>70568153
I can see why Rhaegar would dump Elia now
>>70568153
whoever drew this should kill themselves. Whoever posted this should follow them
>>70568159
FUCKING CONFIRMED
stannis isthe king of my heart
Reminder Stannis is alive
JON WE NEED MORE MEN WE CAN'T JUST ATTACK JOOOON YOU NEVER LISTEN
>>70568203
Bran will know. Soon the entire kingdom will know, Azor Jon!
>>70568191
CEREAL_____ CONFIRMED
REMINDER that based salsa hate is pure reddit, if you're triggered by her, don't even try to hide it, embrace your plebeianism
>>70568191
SUPER
Have you heard of the /Highgarden/ master plan, /got/?
>>70568203
Howland Reed might know
As might Benjen
It's not really important who knows and who doesn't. What's important is the evidence, of which there is none
>While Jaime (Nikolaj Coster-Waldau) weighs his options, Cersei (Lena Headey) answers a request. Tyrion’s (Peter Dinklage) plans bear fruit. Arya (Maisie Williams) faces a new test.
Thoughts?
>>70568275
No. Tell me.
Reminder that Stannis' headless body will probably be one of the ones on display during the Battle of the Bastards.
As if to say, this is what happened and remains of the last person to attack us, what do you think your chances are
>>70568203
None of the people on the list knew, expect Ned, along with Howlad Reed.
Why is Davos supporting Jon and Sansa and not going back home?
>>70568264
Redditors who got banned from westeros.org and towerofthehand morelike
>>70568248
She's even acting like a nagging wife. JONSA IS REAL, FOLKS
Why wasn't this on the main soundtrack?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=yCWYiAJ7zcI
>>70568250
Fuck you and fuck who ever made that image
RIP Ygritte, the true queen of love and beauty
>>70568203
how LT has an idea of it?
>>70568275
Do nothing and bend the knee immediately at the first whiff of Caloreesi's farts?
>>70568218
*unzips pants*
and now it begins...
>>70568300
is this the greatest image related to this show?
>>70568248
>Mfw she's right and you're a fucking sperg posting this in every thread, getting one or two replies on average
>>70568203
Howland Reed would also know
1st for Snowdown > Bastardbowl
get it right or go back to gaia
>mfw contrarian spergs have a hugely difficult time admitting S6 is actually good
>>70568275
I think you mean HoeGarden
>I'll try taking Casterly Rock, thats a good trick
>>70568300
Cause the dead and the White Walkers are still coming and Jon is the only leader there is that believes and is willing to do something about it.
If Jon had decided to leave and head South, Davos would've probably tried and get real close to Edd.
Xth for Olly, an innocent child victim of wildlings an circumstances.
Hated for having hard feelings against the people who murdered his family.
Hated for not seeing the bigger picture about letting the wildlings in - as 12 years old kid.
Hated for stabbing Jon, after being neglected by him and letting the deserters "take care" of him and molding him to their needs to lure Jon out.
Even in death he couldn't find peace, as everyone cheered and mocked his face after being hanged.
>>70568293
You're telling me Stannis' body didn't decompose in the time it took Sansa to make it to the wall, stay there for a while, travel to bear island and deepwood motte, then Long Lake?
>>70568203
Howland Reed and Bran are the only people who should know with any certainty.
>>70568327
No. Now it bends.
>Jon running around recruiting for an army to become King of the North
>Not a single person brings up he's the Lord Commander of the Night's Watch and asks him why he isn't at his post and why he thinks he can start playing politics.
What gives? This is really sloppy writing.
>>70568264
>hating retarded bitches is Reddit guisXD
Whatever you say, Tumblr.
>>70568332
I didn't say she's wrong. Loosen up faggot.
>dat feel when you can only do so much to save a show
>>70568127
Anyone else Rooting for RobinXSansa? The North, The Vale and solid Claim to the Riverlands.
>>70568221
Ser Ray the Frey
>>70568327
nu
nao it ens
>>70568153
All that fucking chromatic aberration.
why
>>70568354
She would look a lot better if she straightened her hair.
>>70568360
Not fully, and it's cold anyway.
All that's important is that there's something more than just skeleton to show and point out to Jon's forces
>>70568291
She's gonna make Cersei pay for her crimes by using the faith fanatics
>>70568218
>>70568376
What was the point on introducing this semen demon? Danys shit story is going nowhere
What's the difference between The Others and the Lord of Light, other than we already know the latter and his minions are pure evil?
>>70568390
>get cool actor
>have them in one episode
>kill them immediately to motivate boring fuckers
It's the same as sexy Scandi wildling lady from last season
>>70568354
>>70568176
>>70568187
Let settle this once and for all.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10422685
>>70568396
Robin probably can't get it up at all, and even if he could his sperm would probably swim the wrong way.
A retard through and through. The seed is weak.
>>70568390
That guy had some serious potential, shame he only lasted 50 minutes.
I'm bored lets do that faggotry where we post our faces and decide what house we're from
Promise me, Ned.
>>70568396
I'm rooting for CIA x winning.
>>70568385
>backpedalling
>>70568381
>triggered
it's this fucking ez
>>70568293
The opening shot of the penultimate episode is Stannis' rotting head on a pole.
Screencap this. I put my entire reputation on it being true.
>>70568396
If the Ashford tourney theory is to be believed, he would be her 4th courtier/husband, followed by a Targaryen.
>>70568418
That's literally months of travel time
>>70568367
What if Ned told Benjen and that's why he took the black, to keep Ned's secret safe? It'd make sense for him to know so he can provide more explanations for when Bran finds out, otherwise he's just a deus ex machina for Bran getting saved from the wights.
>>70568203
For once a Lyanna poster actually has something to contribute. I'm shocked.
>>70568415
The curly hair is her best feature
So when the high sparrow bullshit going to end m'lads
>>70568415
how can a person be so wrong
>>70568437
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10422685
you need to have a reasonable option of 'not ugly, just plain'
>>70568389
>white people
>hating Jews
You're out of your mind
>>70568378
He's already broken the oaths as the North knows them and allowed Widlings in, fuck it, he doesn't need to explain himself and they don't need to ask him shit and clarify anything.
They know what he is, so enough small talk and get to what he wants
>>70568435
>>70568440
Ian McShane wouldn't have showed up at all if it had been for more than one episode, it was part of his deal.
>>70568390
McShane is great as usual.
>Everything about the production is so secretive. Once it was public that you were on the show were you hounded, so to speak, about the role?
>That’s the natural extension of the Internet. I don’t pay much attention to that. I don’t do social media. So I’m constantly surprised that when anybody says anything – when a dandelion farts in Belfast things go crazy in the Far East.
>>70568466
>So when the high sparrow bullshit going to end m'lads
Cleganebowl
>>70568426Dany is going to die and gets resurrected by herOr to think of it probably Jorah gets ressed
>>70568461
Meant for >>70568203, also Howland Reed 100% knows.
>>70568437
FROGFU HATERS BTFO
WTF 2 ARYAS
>tfw Jorah is written off
>>70568469
>not ugly = not ugly
Who will be general of dannys armies when they arrive in westeros?
fucboi? a mere mercenary
statue of friendzone?
greyworm? just a soldier
Feldmarschall tyrion von lannister?
if only they didnt kill that veteran knight who knows a thing or two about battles
>>70568437
Blown the fuck out~
>>70568378
Do we really need to see him explaining his resurrection in every scene?
Preston me, Ned.
>>70568456
But the only male Targ left is Jon, what are you implying anon?
>>70568459
Speed of plot m8.
Sansa barely looked different from how Brienne found her and how she looked when she got to Castle Black
>>70568514
NO
NEVER
THEY CANT WRITE OFF AZOR AHAI
>>70568461
Benjen took the black because he was a second son and it would look really shitty of the Starks if they never sent any of their sons to join the Night's Watch.
>>70568396
KWEEN AF DA NORF
>>70568439
{spoilers]She's already having a Bolton baby[/spoilers]
>>70568511
>oyster seller was a real girl who Arya was impersonating
D E E P E S T
F U C K I N G
L O R E
!
>>70568437
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10422685
>frogface losers spamming the poll
Why haven't Jonsa asked Howland Reed for troops yet?
Is he ever going to appear in the show? And no, young Reed doesn't count since it was in the past.
>>70568514
He'll get himself a fancy new lava arm
>>70568264
When you make reddit, 4chan AND tumblr poop their nappies, you're doing something right.
>>70568524
She'll have two or more squids with her
I dont get why dabid killed Barristan though
fucking hacks
>>70568524
The greatest military mind in Westeros of course.
>>70568511
That was her Darth Sansa moment - 10 seconds of being cool, then right back to retard mcfailure
what's his problem ?
>>70568396
Marry an impulsive retard and have congress with him? nah.
She can just befriend Royce and the two other top Vale dudes and keep the Vale on her side that way
>>70568568
I don't think the Reeds have much of an army, and what they do have is spent fending off Ironborn shits.
>>70568456
>the Ashford tourney theory
Go on ...
>>70568577
based benny2kk8
>>70568450
I laugh so much every time I see her trying to become a real actress.
>>70568547
I'm implying she will marry the offspring of Jon and Dany
>>70568591
DUDE
FREE
SHIT
>>70568511
filename
FROM THE DUSTY MESA
>>70568573
By that logic, Dorne was fantastic.
>>70568568
Howland Reed will declare Jon the rightful king when Tommen dies with no heir, and then it turns into Dany vs Jon in the Targaeryenbowl
>>70568591
ask him
>>70568591
HEI HAETS DA GHEIZ
>>70568617
dorne is patrician mate
>>70568616
>>70568616
I dont get this meme
>>70568496
It needs to get here faster. I like Pryce a lot but the High Sparrow scenes are extremely repetitive.
>>70568378
Apparently everyone now knows he was dead & resurrected and therefore released from his duty to Night's Watch. I don't know, weird.
On a side note, it's now been exactly a year from when the Fat Man was supposed to first publish the next book. Does anyone here believe he will actually manage to write this and the final book?
so people are complaining that McShane's character and that whole story was pretty rushed (i agree) but why did they absolutely HAVE to use McShane? he's a good actor but surely if the show would be better off exploring the character in more depth it would make more sense to just use another actor?
>>70568541
i'd "preston" preston if you catch my drift
>>70568604
https://www.reddit.com/r/asoiaf/comments/1vsuxb/spoilers_all_the_tourney_at_ashford_and_sansas/
>>70568609
She's a big girl for him
>>70568617
There was nothing wrong with Dorne. People just overreacting because of strong women characters.
>>70568390
>he never says cocksucker
you can tell he was so close couple of times
>>70568601
>Marry an impulsive retard
Yeah Jon should know better
>>70568616
mesaposter, do you sleep? ever?
>>70568626
How could Howland Reed declare anything? Can any head of minor house declare people king now?
>>70568601
>Marry an impulsive retard and have congress with him?
Marry a powerful but easily controlled boy. Queens use to do this all the time and run shit. Robin is the perfect candidate for Sansa to gain power after years of powerlessness and turn her into the "bad-ass female character" the writers want her to be so feminists forgive the slight raping Sansa took.
Think of all the Queens who ruled through their weak-willed Hubbies.
>>70568511
It's almost like the point was to pretend to be someone else.
And I think there were other girls dressed similarly back when she was Lanna anyway
>>70568626
Why would anybody believe some nobody swamp nigger who was Neds BFF?
>>70568300
kek'd at the filename
>Implying Jon isn't a Baratheon
She was already preggo, Rhaegar was protecting her from Robert
>>70568547
>tfw i just realized this was the last time we see podrick on screen this season
what the fuck happened to him? whered he go?
>>70568626
Nah, Dany will finally get it into her head that she can't rule.
Every time she tries she fucks up and her Dragons fuck off.
Dragons don't do captivity, they need to fly free. The Iron Throne will be in her grasp and she'll realise she doesn't want it anymore.
She'll abdicate to her last blood kin (Jon Targaryan) and then fly south to wreck everyone's shit in on the mysterious continent as the slow version of the theme song plays
>>70568512
Is this from when she met Jon in Castle Black?
>>70568604
In the Hedge Knight, Dunk and Egg go to a tourney held at Ashford to celebrate Lord Ashford's daughter's 13th name-day. Lady Ashford has 5 champions fighting on her behalf and anyone who defeats a champion ends up replacing their opponent as a champion for Lady Ashford. In the end, the 5 champions who end up defending Lady Ashford are:
Lyonel Baratheon
Leo Tyrell
Tybolt Lannister
Humfrey Hardyng
Prince Valarr Targaryen
When you look at the names of the champions' families and the fact they fight for a 13 year old maid, especially with the family Hardyng, we find out that they correspond strongly with Sansa's suitors in A Song of Ice and Fire.
Sansa's first betrothed to Joffrey Baratheon
Sansa's then planned to be wed to Willas Tyrell
Sansa's married to Tyrion Lannister
Sansa's now being betrothed to Harry Hardyng
>>70568604
it's a reddit theory that is more relevant to the books. we don't even have hardyngs on the show.
>>70568609
based slagfu, based arse bandit
best couple
>post yfw Dany accidently grabs Jorahs stoneAIDS arm, she recoils in terror, only for Jorah to look at his arm and see the skin where she grabbed him has returned completely to normal
>yfw he quickly rubs his arm on his penis
>>70568663
The Jews are desperate.
>>70568663
I think having him was a good idea, he brought the scenes and the hounds comeback more sense of importance
>>70568663
According to an interview they wanted someone who could deliver a good soliloquy and he only agreed BECAUSE it was for one episode. It was a great casting choices and the fact people are lamenting he died too soon only supports that.
>>70568613
But anon, she'll be pic related by then
>>70568659
dude get over it. there's no fucking books coming anymore until at least after the final season.
>>70568524
Daenerys' army being capable of causing anything but chaos in whatever region they land in is hysterical. First of all; she has no proper commanders. Jorah was a good knight and could have probably done a decent job, but now he's gone. Daario is just some sex-obsessed ninja. Barristan might have done a decent job too, but again, he's fucking DEAD. Tyrion is probably a good tactician in theory, but beyond the battle of the blackwater when he was cunning as fuck, he hasn't got a lot going for him. He's a steward, not a general.
Now for her army. It consists of a fucktonne of semi-nude, bronze age mongol-arabs whose main pasttime is hating magic (when it's not Daenerys doing it) and raping and slaving. They don't have armour nor do they seem to have any bows at all which was like the main thing with the actual, real mongols (mounted archers). If Westeros is anything like medieval europe then there's just not enough plains around for them to graze on, and they completely lack any kind of supply train. Ontop of that they have no real knowledge of the terrain, nor is it anything like what they're used to (ie deserts and plains). As for the Unsullied, they could probably do a decent job. Too bad they're dressed in cuir bouille and rely on tactics from antiquity. The standard soldier of Westeros doesn't even seem to be peasant levy, it seems most of them are men-at-arms which suggests they both have decent armours and real weapons, weapons made of steel. This leaves the Second Sons who we know very little about except the fact that they're based in essos and presumably use fucking arakhs too.
GET HYPED!
>>70568688
OH SHIT
>>70568659
Does anybody still believe he'll actually finish the story in two more books?
>>70568659
>Apparently everyone now knows he was dead & resurrected and therefore released from his duty to Night's Watch. I don't know, weird.
A raven did it
>>70568698
Even if that's true he's still a bastid you mong
>>70568668
but anon, sansa isn't a maiden anymore. :^)
>>70568703
Yes
>episode titled "The Broken Man"
>no Broken Man Speech
what did D&D mean by this?
>>70568705
Does that mean she'll end up marrying Jon?
>>70568688
>it wasn't Arya who got stabbed
>it was some mook in an Arya mask
>arya kills waif as she's being smug about killing arya
BRAAVOSCEPTION
>>70568568
He's too busy in King's Landing.
>>70568532
its a frogfag spams his own poll episode
why havnt you become an hero for just one day?
>>70568686
>ywn be robin breastfeeding from Sansa's tits
>>70568694
bran will just warg into whoever is left on the iron throne next season and fix it.
>>70568765
Rape doesn't count.
>>70568378
Literally nobody cares, showfags can't even remember that Night's Watch vows are serious business in the north and they just explain this plothole away with bullshit excuses like "OH WELL HE'S LORD COMMANDER SO IT'S DIFFERENT. GETTING RID OF THE BOLTONS HELPS STRENGTHEN THEIR DEFENSES AGAINST THE WW SO IT'S TECHNICALLY NIGHT'S WATCH BUSINESS.
IT WOULD TAKE TOO MUCH TIME FOR HIM TO EXPLAIN TO EVERY LORD THAT HE WAS RELEASED FROM HIS VOWS THROUGH HIS DEATH AND RESURRECTION " etc etc etc
literal garbage tier writing.
>>70568310
Why is Stannis' theme so based?
>>70568792
ayy lmao
>>70568264
please write a list what isn't considered reddit-tier on /got/
People who knew:
Ned
Dayne
Whent
Hightower
Rhaegar
Whoever the midwife/wet nurse at ToJ was (wylla? seems unlikely she would keep her mouth shut)
Ashara (potentially)
People who know:
Howland
People who suspect:
Varys (most likely)
>>70568743
There's no reason to believe Sandor will win though
inb4 Caloreesi crashes the trial on dragonback
>>70568300
>tfw Davos still thinks Shireen might be at Winterfell
Why is everybody in Westeros so obsessed with The Others? They're marching south to kill the Lord of Light, if they'd just fucking do it for them the Night King will fuck off.
God dammit fuck you R'hllor.
>>70568688
BRAVO NOLAN
>>70568731
idk i just dont buy that no other actor would be able to a good job without the whole one 'episode only lads' deal
>>70568686
Robin is weak physically. Not weak-willed.
Also, anyone else think they cast the perfect kid for the role? Even after getting hit by puberty, he still pulls off the weird sick kid act.
Choose your Queen of Love and Beauty from among this quartet of maidens
burrowing underground
>>70568802
Then he might as well just rule himself.
So by the end of the show Dany is going to have everyone doing everything for her while she gets fat
>sellsword guy and dickless lead her army
>cock and wine jokers govern her cities
>yet another guy without a dick and his lesbian sister command her navy
Once Jon comes in hes going to ride all 3 dragons instead of her.
>>70568688
budget constraints
they had to give that extra an smelly used dress
all money is going to dany cgi nude scenes
>>70568686
Robin would make a shit husband and would threaten to moon door her anytime she tried to discipline his ass or tell him what to do.
He'd be "WE WUZ LORDS OF THE VALE N SHIET".
Not to mention he'd be shit in bed and Tumblr would hate D&D for sticking her in what would be a shitty and loveless marriage to what amounts to a retarded person.
and he's not so easily controlled, Sansa doesn't have the rapport that Petyr has and she's shit at the game
>>70568837
I'd let all four take turns pegging me desu
>>70568843
>dat 7
"In hindsight, I've made a terrible mistake"
>>70568847
he will. He's Bloodraven 2.0.
>>70567944
we did it reddit
>>70568824
Benjen probably knows as well, or knew if he's dead in the books.
>>70568568
The Reeds have fuck all men and I'm not even sure ravens can find Greywater Watch.
>>70568824
People who care:
>>70568837
i choose the midget with the big tits.
>>70568837
dany, ygritte, ariennes, margaery
>>70568797
>ywn be robin breastfeeding from Sansa's tits
>>70568678
At least his retard is a hot redhead who reminds him of his mom. Cause that's his fetish
>>70568752
Woudn't people be suspicious of a dude who killed and then resurrected? Especially with the white walkers and all.
>>70568843
>It's treason then
>>70568836
He's pretty weak willed.
He just goes along with whatever his mother /authority figure tells him.
That's why LF loves him, because he bends to his will.
>>70568834
I don't know, anon. I assume they wanted it to be an impactful role. Putting aside the fact it completely missed the point of the story from the books, but whatever.
>these men were after your Lyanna
>they work for the cloaked man
>DAYNE?
>>70568897
But a raven told them, so it must be true.
Seriously, these people believe anything that turns up attached to a bird's leg
>>70568836
The actor's great, yeah. As for Robin being weak-willed, I think it's more about him being arbitrary and having ridiculously basic needs and motivations. If you get on his good side and stay there it's probably easy as hell to manipulate him, as shown by Littlefinger a few episodes ago.
>>70568877
Varys
Dany
fAegon perhaps
Jon Con?
Barristan
A bunch of people would probably care because they want to kill him as well
>>70568700
No it wasn't, he was at the dinner where Tormund was eyeing Brienne and Jon got that letter
>>70568865
Oh fack
Jon has to kill the puppet emperor and then his evil little cousin
>Hound loses to Mountain
>Arya kills Mountain
like potpourri
What was the music in the first bit before the credits intro
>>70568870
first to reply decides if our character becomes a rapist or not
keep in mind we already have the pox
>>70568941
Could Brienne defeat Tormund?
He was the Euron we deserved ;_:
>>70568939
None of those people will believe such implausible and horseshit rumors
>>70568742
what about tarly? varys can make it happen
>my queen you may not like him but we need him he is the best tactician in westeros
>>70568850
To be fair, she needs all three dragons just to fly.
One dragon isn't enough to move the Breaker of burritos.
>>70568814
All his music is
>That dramatic flair as he draws his sword
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdu7SW7_RMk
Gets me everytime
>>70568742
forgot pic
>>70568955
>implying they won't team up and cause some mayhem
I have no idea why they did the whole Waif and Arya shit. It just delays the inevitable because we know there's no way Arya will die.
>>70568919
>Putting aside the fact it completely missed the point of the story from the books
How? How can you know that the people of the quiet isle wont get rekt in the books too?
>>70568979
No he was Victarion
James Purefoy was the Euron we deserved
>>70568969
FUCKING
DO IT
>>70568939
>>70568824
What would be the proof anyways? I doubt the word of Reed would be enough. Will they just throw wildfire at him?
What if A+C=J
>>70568969
Spread you medieval aids
Check em commands it
REMINDER: that Ned Stark is still alive and replacing LSH in the show
Let me change the question anons.
If we were to assume that from the ones who lived through RR, only Robert is the one to assume that Rhaegar raped Lyanna, and is the only one to think ill of him.
Would'nt they atleast speculate that Rhaegar may have had a child with Lyanna?
Also wouldn't R+L=D technically be impossible since Dany has silver hair and Robert knew about Dany and Viserys existence all long?
>>70568969
Yeah nah, just cop a cheeky perv.
>>70568975
>strong womyn vs brave illegal refugee
Should be an insteresting fight
>on a gathering storm comes a tall handsome guy
>with valyrian armour and a black crow's eye
Showfag here. Why does everyone keep debating about the importance of X being a Targaryen? They got overthrown and the Baratheons took over, so why should anyone give a shit about a Targaryen making a claim to the throne now?
>>70569007
Really now
>>70568967
the broken man theme
>>70568975
Probably, she's got armor and a big fucking sword
>>70569037
Too old
>>70568616
HER LOOMING SHADOW GROWS
>>70568947
>Jon ever siding with the Mad Queen
he's the sane Targaryen. He's going to die tragically just like all the other sane Targaryens. Baelor, Aegon, Rhaegar, etc.
>>70569007
t. Cleopatra
>>70569007
I hate this faggots face and every redditor who keeps spamming him
>>70569016
Ashara plus catlyn?
>>70569030
Well she already defeated the tall toxic masculine shitlord which is the greatest foe ever.
>>70569053
for you
>>70569036
because its a requirement for a specific prophecy , to have Targaryen blood
do these people ever get bored and just take a nap. like fuck the throne etc.
>>70569007
Purefoy should have been Coldhands, and Benjen should have fucked off.
there should be a video of all of stannis scenes at the wall/castle black, watching that would be so comfy
>>70568975
they would begin to fight then be overcome with their burning lust and fuck instead
>>70569053
Balon and Aeron are ancient on the show though.
>>70568969
>>70569009
>>70569021
hope you're happy you edgelords
>>70568905
Lysa was doting mother that allowed Robin to do whatever he wanted, instilling a strong sense of entitlement in him. That's why he thinks so little of people, that he can just throw them out of a hole if they don't do what he likes.
LF don't bend Robin, he dotes on him like his mother did. Constantly complimenting him, and giving him gifts, and doing whatever it takes to stay on the kid's good side.
>>70568930
So long as Robin gets what he wants, then he's nice. That the opposite of weak-willed, when everyone is bending to your whims. He just doesn't have the desire to get involved in matters.
>>70569044
Helpful
>>70569053
Purefoy is legit a year older than Mads.
mads is fucking based
>>70569036
The Targaryens formed the unified Seven Kingdoms, and had 300 years of dynastic rule
Meanwhile the Baratheon rule is troubled as shit on only its second generation
>>70569025
Who cares if two dead people made a bastard
>>70569036
Well, while the Mad King was hated for good reason, Targ rule was relatively peaceful during its 1000 years of ruling. And just after they were exiled everything started turning to shit.
>>70569105
You were supposed to spread the disease, not destroy it
>>70569090
that's what melly was doing this ep :)
>>70569105
Who holds Harrenhal by default in that mod? CIA?
>>70568700
PODRICK X SANSA ENDGAME
>>70569090
Do you know how stressful life is for them? Literally hundreds of people want you dead all the time. Good luck trying to nap with that hanging over you.
>>70569084
Would she even have won if said shitlord hadn't been wounded and sick at the time of the fight?
>>70568203
R+L=D tho
>>70569105
>added the chance to randomly rape and murder some bitches into a fucking mod
nerds gonna nerd
>>70569087
What prophecy
>>70569105
Hey I said fuck 'em not kill 'em. What's the point of fantasy AIDS if they can't spread it further?
>>70569097
Nah, Joseph Mawle was good as Benjen. Problem is it's a convenient asspull to have him be Coldhands, but show runs on convenience at this point so fuck it.
>>70569036
Well the only targaryen making a claim to the iron throne will not just making a claim, she will invade kill people with a horde of savages and dragons and try to take throne by force. She doesn't care if people give a shit.
>>70569135
They ruled for 300 years and those 300 years had more than one Targaryen civil war. I don't think they were any better than anyone else, they even had a greater tendency towards being fucking crazy than the other great houses.
WHO MADE YOU THAT HYPE?
>>70568511
>>70568688
I'm going to show this pic to people in work tomorrow and they're going to go batshit over it.
Also Arya is hot in parachute pants.
>>70569037
Who should he have played if not Euron?
>>70569025
>Also wouldn't R+L=D technically be impossible since Dany has silver hair and Robert knew about Dany and Viserys existence all long?
What? No.
>>70568741
Martin is a hack.
>>70568821
Don't ever tell me what to do again kid, I will fucking beat you to death
>>70569025
>Robert had consensual sex with Lyanna
>Robbie got drunk and hit her or some shit
>Rhaegar protected her out of respect for both Robert and Lyanna
>Robert staged a rebellion to deflect from his true nature
>>70568700
he will appear next ep with brienne
>>70568924
Well, also, I'm guessing they should be a bit turned off by a resurrected abomination.
>>70569175
I don't think Daenerys could ever get the people to love her. Her army consists of rapey horse people who probably aren't able to do anything but pillage and kill until they reach a forest. That's assuming they don't freeze to death or starve because winter is coming.
>>70568346
That's why they're called contrarians ya dingus
>>70569175
I've yet to understand why she even cares about the throne. She hasn't even set foot on Westeros in her life.
>>70569211
>Robert ever fucking Lyanna
lol. Bobby B was a lifelong cuck.
>>70569105
hay I thought this was /tv/ not /vg/
>>70569025
Oh my god who cares
For a bunch of spergs who hate Jon Snow you certainly seem to be interested in his parents
>>70569219
Why, he still just looks like a guy, plus Ned was everyone's bo so it's worth giving him a shot
>>70568980
Nah, every single one of those people would be able to see the truth of it right away because of their own circumstances and context
Varys: it explains quite a bit about the end of the war, it must have been killing him inside for these events to not add up for all those years
Any living targ or their minders have had to go into hidden exile themselves they'd be in no position to question it either, Jon's story is just as plausible as Dany's or fAegon's and even if it wasn't they would definitely care about such an outrageous besmirching of their family name regardless
Barristan: he's of the kingsguard, if jon were the true king (aside from fAegon) then it would explain why three of his brothers apparently abandoned their positions and sat out the whole war in a tower, he could definitely believe this story
>>70569013
the whole realm already knows that Ned went to the Tower and found Lyanna and three Kingsguard, I'm sure a lot of smart people have probably already theorised about why this would be (littlefinger type people I mean) the story is definitely believable to those who actually matter (i.e. the nobility), especially if the only living person who was there (reed) comes out about the truth or if Ned kept any proof himself (wedding cloak, letters between rhaegar and lyanna, etc.)
is preston kill?
>>70568376
34 today
>>70569036
>the Baratheons took over
Targaryen's never agreed to that. They still called themselves King of Westeros. Plenty of people who supported them are still around.
>>70569191
you're a hack
>>70568524
tyrion would likely be a better general than anyone remaining in westeros
who had better battle tactics? tywin, robb and stannis; all dead
Jamie might be a formidable opponent but tyrion has the better brain.
>>70569229
BECAUSE IT'S HERS BY RIGHT
>>70569207
oh, so just pure bait baby
>>70569229
Because it's her birthright and fuck everything else
>>70569243
Preston is an hero
>>70569207
Go on.
>>70569184
Arya is bae
>>70568343
Cannot unsee.
>>70569243
Is living it up in Vegaslucky fucking richfag
>>70569229
because she's a mad targ.
>>70569234
>show unsullied
>>70569239
Incest no, walking dead yes. That's religion for ya.
Would you have liked GoT more or less if they showed more battles. They usually show the aftermath or planning. With a few battles.
For example. Tywin said Robb was winning every battle. But you never see them.
Also is Stannis the biggest cuck loser of the show?
>>70569229
I'm telling you bro, Robert should've melted the damn Iron Throne instead of building his rule on that symbol of legitimacy.
>>70569152
No excuses now. Shitlord.
>>70569279
I hate her in dresses. Trousers and a tight top is maisie master race
>>70569172
I don't mind him as Benjen, but Benjen should've just stayed ambiguous, along with Coldhands.
Ambiguity is something the show cannot do at all.
>Reveal the White Walkers origins
>It's retarded
>Reveal Coldhands
>It's Half-White Walker Benjen, double retarded
What's next? The Faceless are just homeless blokes with masks on? Christ.
The only thing left that is even somewhat a mystery is the Lord of Light.
>>70569279
agreed!
Is Daenerys gonna turn in the Mad Queen? Her recent actions sure seem to suggest it.
>>70569302
showing more would just slow the plot down, i like that they show some, mostly important ones
>>70569105
Ironborn just declared war on the North and shits got fucked.
>>70569143
Westerlands I think.
>>70569234
I'm bored so I thought I'd document a playthrough and take directions from people here. I'll probably stop soon if it's annoying so dw.
I have always secretly hated the
>x is love, x is life
meme. Now I anonymously hate it instead. Fuck you /got/
>>70568511
>>70568688
Different sleeves.
>>70569332
It's been happening for a long time
>>70568511
>common hairstyle and clothes
>WTF 2 ARYAS
>>70569332
Nope, she'll overcome the madness. she'll have the throne, realise why all dragons go mad and leave to go conquer the world.
>>70569302
having watched their action choreography/fx, no not really interested in seeing their action set pieces.
>>70569316
based Carice
But seriously, what the heck were they thinking while writing the script? I mean, cock jokes? Euron comes across as a literal retard walking around bragging about his dick. wtf?
>>70569357
It's becoming way more apparent now, it's not even a little bit about "the people". It's 100% "I TAKE WHAT IS MINE" and then a smug smile.
>>70569036
1. Prince who was Promised dictates that the person must be of targ blood, this is tangled up in azor ahai and literally every other prophecy as well
2. the realm clearly does better with targs, the succession is more straightforward and the targs are so cemented that someone like Margaery "this is my third time being queen btw" Tyrell would have been stoned to death already
>>70569315
The Hound reveal was by far the most retarded reveal of the season
>>70569332
she's just gonna be a ruler who can't actually rule. others have already told her she's a conqueror.
>>70569332
already mad. all that's left for her is to get the dragons to westeros and die.
>>70569207
Gee, if I had boots on, I'd be quaking in them.
NEW
>>70569381
>>70569376
>beta cuck detected
Hey guys, what's going on in this thread?
Best Lyanna coming through
>>70569315
But he was immediately recognizable as Benjen just from his eyes
You cant do the book shit of just giving a vague description of someone, they are there on your screen
>>70569379
>2. the realm clearly does better with targs, the succession is more straightforward and the targs are so cemented that someone like Margaery "this is my third time being queen btw" Tyrell would have been stoned to death already
this is an important point. we really need another targ besides Daenarys because she's unlikely to produce heirs and creating another succession crisis.
>>70568346
>showfags think this shit is good
>>70569405
AND WHO THE FOOK ARE YOU?
>>70569420
Aegon+Sansa
>>70569164
Signs of the Prince that was Promised:
> The birth of a male child - a prince.
> The prince is of the blood of the dragon.
> Born amidst smoke.
> Born amidst salt.
> Born beneath a bleeding star.
> The dark eye falls upon the prince
>>70569265
Daenerys is a Blackfyre pretender and unaware of it. They'll flip both identities of snow and fire.
>>70569382
No doubt. He should've just showed up as Cleganebowl, or not at all. Affirming fan theories is the laziest shit.
Props to GRRM, giving everybody a decade to weigh every possible outcome because he has no fucking idea how to write a book.
>>70568843
>tfw I was there when that scene was filmed.
Pick one Dany story line youd like more
>She goes mad. Causing pain and death. Dragons die while fighting W.W. show ends with her winning but Westeros being in ruins. Nights King presumed dead but its left a mystery
Or
>Dany is advised by the cockless 3 (theon varys unsullied nig) that she must fight for Westeros. She magically convinces the rapist horse riders to not rape. They cheer and they help westeros rebuild. Everyone bows to her.
benjen is a dumb fucking name
>>70569408
She was pretty based. That line about her mother not being a great beauty, or any kind of beauty, killed me.
>>70569222
That would be a good ending.
>KellyC and her cockless commanders arrive in westeros
>horse people begin the slave/rape-fest
>someone speaks up about how she's supposed to be against slaves
>that person is executed while SJWs say it's just their culture
>the people are all "xenophobic, sexist bigots" because they don't like the mad queen bringing rape hungry savages to their country
>the great white wall of winter storms down upon the savages and mad queen with whites walkers and zombies
>they slaughter the savages and the mad queen
>the people love the White Walker Night kingis it Europe or Westros?
>>70569477
>The birth of a male child - a prince.
GRRM is a feminist. I doubt he'd write this kind of misogyny
>>70569511
Time for leaks, faggot
>>70569402
>Implying those expressions don't make me diamonds.
>>70569405
Good man, how's the rowing going?
>>70569515
It's just Benjamin without unnecessary syllables
>>70569302
Showing every battle would get tiresome, even if they could afford to do it. Showing battles where the stakes are highest (like the Blackwater) and have lots of characters involved are enough.
>>70569231
>cuck
>Gets his girl taken, instead of accepting or enjoying it he wages a massive war and chestfucks the nancy boy who stole her with a giant hammer
>Fucks whores throughout said war because he's a big dick playa
>Doesn't save his woman in time, drowns his pain in more pussy
>Gets an arranged marriage with some frosty Lannister cunt
>Continues to fuck far more interesting and young women while she is forced to diddle her own bro to dust the cobwebs out of her abandoned vagoo
>She births some shitty kids and pretends they're his, he fathers a small army's worth of children and pretends they're not
>/tv/ continues to parrot "le cuk" about him and basically everyone else
>>70569556
There's some speculation that the prophecy is gender neutral
dragons can apparently swap genders like some other animals can irl so one of the maesters thinks this means that the PtwP can be either a girl or a boy
>>70569346
>not playing anon's modded ACOK featuring less autism and more fun
>>70569418
Which is why it shouldn't have been Benjen at all. The show forgot about him, it wasn't even remotely interesting to confirm that Benji was Coldhands because not a single character gave a shit, and in turn not a single viewer gave a shit.
Could have slapped a fuckton of prosthetics on him, Coldhands is described as unrecognizable anyway. I mean how retarded would it be if GRRM gave a vague description, then all of a sudden a few books later Bran is just like "Oh wait, that's Benjen".
D&D had plenty of options, and they took the lazy route, and undoubtedly the one the books won't take, which is not inherenty a bad thing, but in this case it was.
>>70569596
>fucking a bunch of half ugly tavern wenches b/c he's so fucking drunk
>the one piece of pussy he actually wanted rekt by the his main rival
>his best friend raises his rival's kid like his own son and keeps it secret from him
topkek
>>70569641
I can't stop laughing every time she pops out fucking hell
>>70568647
It's a reference to True Detective's season 1 title sequence
>>70568454
You're anonymous on a fucking anonymous image board you fucking twat.
You have no reputation here. That's the fucking point.
>>70569514
I would like for her to be burnt to death by her own dragons before she's able to do anything, preferably this season's finale
>>70569654
link
im sure its not called "anons mod"
>>70569674
Ahh okay
never saw that show
They said that GoT will have a bittersweet ending.
Bran can clearly go back in time in some regards.
Bran realizes he cant change the past or future. Anything he does only creates it. Hes part of it, not controlling it
>Bran wargs into himself as a young young boy. But doing so causes him to forget everything
>Before this he knows he wont be able to warn his family
>Ends with him with his family. Robb. Jon. Sansa. Etc. Playing In winterfell. Hes walking.
Fucking three eyed crow lands on the castle looking at Bran
Will Sansa kill Littlefinger after the battle ?
>>70568616
HIDDEN IN THE BRANCHES
>>70568499Jorah isn't getting rezzed. He's getting a molten lava arm instead of the kraken.
>>70569809
>>70569891
Who else is getting excited for when the Sand Snakes reappear?
>Dany's army of rapists and eunuchs will invade Westeros during winter, probably the harshest since the Long Night
>>70569966
That's a good thing actually, she just needs them to conquer for her, she doesn't intend to keep them around
>Stannis was going to free the North from the tyranny of the Boltons and unite the realm against the White Walkers
>Sansa shits on him even though he was going to save her
Jesus Christ I fucking hate show Sansa
>>70569966
> army of rapists and eunuchs
Man, the Unsullied are going to be really buttblasted at all the poon the Dothraki are getting while they literally can't
>>70569947
If that mean only a short scene of Tyene showing her tits again, yes my penis is very excited.
She also shit on Davos too.
>>70569252
Sam's dad is still a thing, though.
>>70570045
show Stannis is a kinslayer and a fuck up
>>70570106
But will Dany even let them? The last time she stopped their raping her rapist hubbie got rekt defending her orders.
Is she just going to tell them no rapey time and sic the eunuchs and/or dragon on them?
>>70569947
>the city of Dorne
>>70570187
dany castrates rapists in her army, she's been doing it for a while
>>70570187
She's KellyC, she can stop men from raping just because
>>70569738
>>70569712
Paste the brf into Resources, and the dds files into Textures.
The others replace the text files in the main mod folders.
https://mega.nz/#F!BAwTECZT!1_KjtGiDhqSjbTmkrsLxxQ
>>70570187
>But will Dany even let them?
This is kinda why the she can't really win, atleast not by using her "army". The Dothraki are shitty steppe nomads that first of all can't even match Westeros in terms of equipment or supply lines, but they're also a culture that revolves around pillaging, rape and slavery rather than any real conquest or society building. Even IF (and that's a big if) they don't lose completely to the terrain, climate, lack of supplies, or Westerosi armies, they won't last long.
>>70570315
Thanks bro.
>Danerys destroys the economy of Essos because of Slaver's Bay celebrating their culture
>Dothraki's culture is even worse and she lets them celebrate it by raping and pillaging Westeros
wew
>>70570324
aegon conquered the seven kingdoms with 3 dragons and a tiny army. Balerion the black dread (who is what drogon is going to become) never was slain in battle because he was so fucking big he could burn armies and castles out of range of ballista and arrows
literally anyone who doesn't bend the knee dany can just fly over and melt their castle
>>70570420
Wow it's almost as if oversight and being a shit ruler are integral to her character
>>70570432
>atleast not by using her "army".
Hey man, I never said anything about her dragons. I'm not a huge fan of them though, that kind of plot armour/OP shit is ridic.
>>70570468
But you gotta have those speech scenes. Otherwise she's not stronk.
So Essos is going to revert back since Dany has absolutely jack fucking shit she can leave back to maintain order?
400th for stannis
>>70571041
Mereen will be fucked for decades, but the rest might revert back to what it was.
