http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5EAy6-uCb1o
This kino looks so fucking rich, chaps!
Let us rank his films in anticipation!!
11. Jersey Girl
10. Cop Out
9. Zack & Miri
8. Chasing Amy
7. Dogma
6. Mallrats
5. Clerks II
4. Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back
3. Clerks
2. Red State
1. Tusk
I want to impregnate Lily Rose Depp.
>>70564464
>Eh-2-Zed
Absolute Leafface.I'm not even Canadian or in any way offended by this, but it's just so cheap and lazy
Red State
Clerks
JnSBSB
Tusk
Mallrats
Clerks 2
the rest I saw did nothing for me whatsoever.
>>70564464
>Actual worthwhile movies
Dogma
>Literally who cares
The rest
Quite shameful hes directed 11 films when Peter Weir hasn't made shit in like 10 years, Jonathan Glazer made nothing for a decade, and plenty of other much better directors never get any money.
>>70564464
is tusk actually good or is it just a meme.
>>70564995
>Peter Weir hasn't made shit in like 10 years
>Jonathan Glazer made nothing for a decade
these are both untrue
>>70564464
>bringing back Johnny Depps horribly done Quebecois character
>>70565060
Birth - 2004, UTS - 2013
Peter Weir got fucked after M&C, tell me when The Way Back became profitable.
>>70565051
I didn't like it. Campy as hell with homages to every wet dream Kevin Smith has.
>>70564464
this has to be the most cringiest movie trailer ive seen in a long time.
DUDE CANADIAN TEENAGERS LMAO
Blackbird is the best canadian teen movie
I'm actually a huge Kevin fan so this is based on how much I enjoyed the films not how 'great' they are
>I'M NOT EVEN SUPPOSED TO BE HERE TODAY
Fucking hell I cringed.
>>70565370
ehh it's an okay homage, I mean at the end of the trailer its literally written that its the worst film ever so it's not as though Kevin isn't doing this shit on purpose
>>70565051
Tusk is good at entertainment, not actual film making
Looks like shit
>>70565224
just topped ghostbusters for me
I would like to rub my dick all over smith's daughter's fat butt
>>70564464
This makes Space Cop look like a masterpiece.
what is a yoga hoser?
>>70565540
whats aNEENER NARNY
>>70564503
You do realize she the daughter of a no gooddog smuggler, right?
>>70565582
When I was in high school, there were plenty of freshmen and sophomores fucking seniorsin college
A NEENYER NARNY????
>>70565393
If he had been subtle about it (maybe sighing and saying it in a situation where it actually applies) it would have been quite a comfy nod to Clerks, but to shove it in the face of the audience is tacky and he should feel bad. He did the same thing in the Jay & Silent Bob scene with the monkeys. Embarrassing.
"HEY, GUYS, I MADE CLERKS, REMEMBER?"
>>70565757
to be fair....he did make clerks
>>70565393
>ehh
real subtle ass
>tfw u realise you're old and the chicks that were young back when your generation had their day (like American pie etc) are now old losers.
How hard is it to manipulate a young girl, say 16-19, into letting an older guy (say 30) rub their dick all over them?
It's a shame so many of you sumerfriends can't enjoy fine kino...
>>70566659
you just know!
>>70564464
Stop using the term Kino like it means something you autistic hipster.
>>70567027
Hello new friend, let me help you with the /tv/ picture rating system
bottom 50% .. flick
..... top 50% .. movie
........... 10% .. film
............. 1% .. cinema
............. 0.1% kino
only the best of the best filmmakers can achieve fine kino
>>70565956
clerks is objectively shit ass
