Famed comedian and actor Bill Burr reportedly has passed away in a car crash tonight. RIP!
>Stanhope being sued
>Burr dead
>Rogan still lifting
;_;
>>70552473
OH JEEZUS
IT WAS FUCKIN BRUTAL!
IT PUT HIM THROUGH A FUCKIN WALL!
NOOOOO ITS TRUE
RIP!!!!
BAH GAWD KING HE'S BROKEN IN HALF
IT WENT FOR AN UPPERCUT, RIGHT UP IN THERE
>>70552537
>That interview where he keeps talking about that bit
It hurt
D'OOOOOOOHHHHHH JEEEEEEEZISH
ME UNDIES,ME UNDIES
NO MORE SWEATY BALLS
I WANNA OWN THE WATER
I WANT TO OWN ALL THE WATER
I ANSWER THE DOOR WITH MY ROBE SLIGHTLY AJAR
AND THEN THE OTHER VEHICLE WAS JUST RIGHT THERE FRIEND
>tfw sjw nigger wife drives you insane
GAVE HIM THE OL' RIGHT THERE FRED
NINA
NIIIIIIIIIIINAAAAA
NINA IS FLYING THROUGH THE FUCKIN AIR RIGHT NEXT TO ME I SWEAR TO GOD IT'S FUCKIN BRUTAL
>>70552473
It's not true guys.
Kimbo SLice is dead, for real
>>70552641
It is unfortunately it's not public yet but it's true (inside source)
>>70552473
Fuck off this better be bait
>>70552654
i dont believe you
>>70552676
Then don't believe me, just happened like 15 minutes ago
>>70552664
IKR can't let Patrick Kuby die. What will be of Better Call Saul without him?
>>70552473
The bait... It's so weak! What's happening?!
>>70552696
who's your source, fag? youre probably nobody
Good. He was talentless.
>mfw it's true
Good riddance
>>70552743
I'm the lead singer of The Flaming Lips. The police just called me with the news.
thank you god
fucking hack
>>70552775
oh ok. your band is garbage by the way. it should have been you who died
>>70552818
:-(
>it's a Bill cries on stage talking about his father episode
thread theme music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jMhoGUiIkk
>>70552859
Holy shit did he die?
>>70552942
Yep
RIP
>>70552473
Sticky when?
>no source
>this many bumps
/tv/ is /b/ 2.0
>>70553048
Soon hopefully
>>70553071
psst, anonit's a meme. nobody believes it. he's alive.
>>70553071
But Wayne Coyne confirmed it.
RIP
RIP ya bastard
you'll be missed Bill RIP
>>70553110
Anon youre confused. All memes are shitposts but not all shitposts are memes. This thread is an example of the second.
>>70553215
What
>>70553215
No, you're just dumb.
rip Bill burr
The celebrity hoax graveyard is already full.
F
rip
rip!
>>70552473
>reportedly
>>70553071
Paul Walker's death was reported on /tv/ an hour before any other news source
>>70553621
Bill Burr is dead confirmed
RIP
rip
>>70552506
Underrated post.
A lot of people don't know this, but his full name was actually William Burr.
Now that Bill Burr is dead, will Fro Durr inherit Bag Errnd?
DR CARVERS EASY SHAVE BUTTER!!!!
>>70553793
Modle?
>>70553734
It's actually William Wurriams.
>>70553621
Lemmy's death was predicted on /mu/ before we even knew he was dying.
>>70553827
What?
rip
>>70553827
Modele?
Model?
>>70553913
What?
>>70552473
>not shitposting with goodnight sweet prince instead
He updated his twitter one hour ago
OP is full of shit
>>70554054
Everyone tweet RIP at him
>>70554054
Happened afterwards
>>70553827
Heelix sleep
Haylix sleep
>>70554054
read the thread dumbass it's been confirmed >>70552775
>>70553868
I saw him in a festival a few months before he died, the dude could barely stand, anyone who didn't predict he was going to die soon is retarded
>>70554101
Why the fuck would anyone call Wayne Coyne?
>>70552473
Aww shucks
>>70554101
Oh shit confirmed
rip
does this mean no season 2 of F is for Family?
>>70554222
Probably
Hell be fine
>>70554102
I meant he was on his deathbed. We knew he had cancer and all.
>>70554298
He's dead
rip
>>70554339
>We had no idea he was on his deathbed!
70 year old diabetic, alcoholic, chain smoking rockstar with cancer.
Sure was a surprise!
le pretend time
>>70554474
Dude, literal deathbed. I mean the same day.
I hope you're just pretending to be retarded 2bh.
>>70554447
>WHAT ARE YOU A CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK?
I forgot that Sam Raimi wrote some of his jokes. Jesus...
>>70552473
You fucking asshole. Did you want me to have a heart attack?
I guess Amber Heard is probably going to sue Bill Burr too.
>>70554550
Yes
Literally Who ?
This is the first time I have ever needed to ask this.
>>70554674
Damn...
Bill Burr on Hillary Clinton's Hypocrisy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QFRTZ4JEWA
>>70553113
Nice try
Sage
>>70553564
Reported by whom?
>/tv/'s queen Bernie Sandals is dethroned and the mods won't allow more than 50 GoT threads at once
>they have /r9k/ and /s4s/ tantrums because of it
>>70552473
That fuckin' LA traffic, man. It's BRUTAL.
>the incredible Nia everyone!
>>70555256
Gross. Barely even looks human. The black chick is pretty ugly too.
>this thread
Fake
http://www.timesunion.com/tuplus-features/article/Bill-Burr-crankily-conservative-at-the-Palace-7964881.php
>At its core, much of comedian Bill Burr's material is rooted in the culture of complaint. He's a straight white male who's aware of the advantages this has afforded him, but he can't help saying the equivalent of, "OK, sure, that's true to some degree. On the other hand, being born a heterosexual Caucasian with XY chromosomes doesn't automatically come with a silver spoon in our mouths."
For instance, as he said to a sold-out crowd at Palace Theatre on Sunday night, "Do you have any idea how much money women cost guys when they come into our lives? You can almost hear the money flying out of our pockets with every idea that comes into their heads." For this reason, Burr said, and because men are still generally expected to pay for most everything, especially when dating, he can't get too upset about women making less for doing equivalent work. Speaking of his wife, he said, "I had to spend three months of my yearly income to buy her a shiny rock. What did she have to do? Go to the gym."
Perhaps Burr means to be satirizing such a mindset, but it doesn't feel that way, not when he also said, "I care about (wage inequity) as much about as women care about prostate cancer." And when he said women's claims of talent parity between the genders isn't borne out by the history of accomplishment. Citing some of the many developments and inventions created by men, he told the women in the audience, "I know you ... sewed together a flag 200 years ago, but besides that?"
This thread made me google Bill just in case and this was the first hit in news. Jesus fucking Christ.
It's sad that Bill is an important comic. He really makes the most mundane and obvious observations.
>>70552859
>Irish and Australians in a nutshell
>>70555256
>that limp wrist
What the fuck Bill
>>70552572
do go on
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Jesus H Christ, fuck this place.
The ol' right there Fred!
I would be devastated if Bill died as the MM Podcast is an important part of my week
>>70552859
Holy shit brutal. Why did he go nuts?
>>70556677
A white male said something about a minority
sticky when?
>bill burrito provides and argument and destroys /pol/ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=muOTBsx0dIk
>>70552473
ZIP.........................................................................................................................................................................................RECRUITA!!!!!!!!
>>70552590
kek, best Conan interview he did
I don't usually buy into /tv/'s celeb death threads but this is going on for too long
he's not dead is he?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iv8hEv_u_Bs
Protip for n00bs on /tv/:
When you see a "celeb death thread" there is one basic immediate action:
- hit TMZ.com and if it's not there in the first 3-5 reports posted it didn't happen
There are other websites but that one has developed a reputation over the years for being the 1st to get the info the fastest. They had the Paul Walker story like 8 mins before the next source did, and it's happened again and again - yes they were first with the Prince thing too by several minutes.
None of the big news sites (MSNBC, CNN, FOX, etc) ever get info that fast because they have to go through a bunch of fucking hoops for being "journalists" before they'll release info, TMZ doesn't give a fuck - if two people on a street see a car wreck and call in within 30 seconds of each other WE HAVE CONFIRMATION even if the people are fucking idiots.
That's just how it goes.
>>70561639
protip for noobs
don't make 'and FYI' type posts on /tv/ if you want to hide your newfaggotry
>>70561756
Protip: you can hide your newfaggotry by not using the term "newfaggotry," you newfaggot.
>>70556898
>3 min onward
/pol/ would agree with that
>>70556677
The crowd was very drunk, weren't paying attention to any of the performers and basically shouted over them til they would leave the stage so Billy Redface went out and ripped into them for his set
>>70552594
right there FRED, what country are you even listening from?
>You ever think...okay right here I'm a nobody, but 30 degrees to the left and I'M FUCKING FAMOUS. MOWING DOWN PEOPLE ON THE SIDEWALK LIKE PHFHFHFHFHFFFHFHF
>>70561555
This is one of the funniest things I have ever seen.
>>70556898
are you brain dead?
>>70556898
>Bill Burr doesn't know what benevolence means
holy shit lmao, he should stick to comedy.
>>70552473
He was the bravest little Hobbit of them all, RIP in peace.
DOCTAH CAHHVEYYYS EASY SHAVE BUTTTAAAAHHHHH
