>mfw its literally all true
>mfw people are unbelievably retarded
>mfw the real life manager then tried to sue McDonalds it really happened at for $50 million
>mfw i have no face
It's not the only time it's happened either
>>70550552
Well, it was a fucking fast food restaurant. What sort of people do you expect to find working there?
What the fuck is it about
Is this about the prank caller who used to ring McDonald's? I didn't know they made a movie. You used to be able to find short clips on the net of the security footage. It was depressing and arousing.
That movie was amazing
Thanks to that guy from Unknow Movies tho, I would never have watched it
>>70550757
Americlap gets fucking prank-called by a guy pretending to be a cop ON THE PHONE into strip-searching their employee
I bet 9/11 was just something similar
>Hello, can I speak to the pilot? Uh yeah this is General Johnson with the military, we need you to crash this plane
Movie did a remarkable job of making you feel sorry for the manager lady. The lady in real life was just a cunt.
>>70550933
>With no survivors
>mfw
>>70550933
Thats it? Why should i watch this, seems like a waste of time
People fall for these stupid pranks all the time. This isn't one of those "Look at those dumb hicks", you're dealing with teens and adults who aren't exactly 130 IQ level dealing with people on the phone who are extremely confident claiming to be their manager.
Yeah, there's a point where it crosses the line, and that's why sometimes people go to prison following what these idiots say on the line.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pranknet
These guys got a male KFC employee to pee on a female KFC employee in order to "Save their life"
I felt like I needed to take a shower after I watched this.
It's fucking great but it's just packed with so much human stupidity and weakness and spite.
>>70550966
CIA dindu nuffin
He a good boy
>>70550946
>Movie did a remarkable job of making you feel sorry for the manager
Did we see the same film?
Her idiocy and blind obedience are the catalyst for everything that happens, fuck that trailer troll.
>>70550984
Dreama a cute! CUTE
I only remember this movie because it was by the guy who co-created the original Homestar Runner characters
>>70551065
Why is he a friend of the masked man ?
This video is still on the streaming porn sites and I still fap to it.
>>70550946
nah, spent the whole movie wanting to slap the stupid out of her, though her fiance was worse
>i'm gonna need you to spank her then make her give you a blowjob, but its totally not rape its just she needs to punished for being disobedient. standard procedure.
>o-ok sir
>>70551073
she was overworked, came in to all the food going bad, in a passionless relationship, and shit hit the fan with the wanna be cop. As opposed to the real woman that just acted like a cunt to appease the guy on the phone and then sue mcdonalds over the shit.
>>70551213
Bane ?
I watch this and jerk off to it every few months, better than porn
>>70551290
>impying you wouldn't go along with it in the moment for a free blowjob
>>70552197
And he ended in jail and without wife.
>>70550552
>Stewart was extradited to Kentucky to be tried >on charges of impersonating a police officer >and solicitation of sodomy. On October 31, >2006, he was acquitted of all charges. Both >the defense and the prosecution attorneys >stated that a lack of direct evidence may have >affected the jury's decision, which found him >not guilty.[9]
>During his questioning by police, Stewart >insisted he had never bought a phone card, >but detectives found one in his home that had >been used to call nine restaurants in the past >year, including a call to a Burger King in Idaho >Falls, Idaho, on the same day when the >Burger King's manager was reportedly duped >by a scam call.
>Police also found in Stewart's home dozens of >applications for police department jobs, >hundreds of police magazines, and police->style uniforms, guns, and holsters. This was >thought to indicate that the suspect had >fantasized about being a police officer.[2]
>Police stated later that since Stewart's arrest >the scam calls had stopped.[10] He remained >a suspect in similar cases throughout the >United States.[9]
What a fucking fiasco
>>70552596
Holy shit he was acquitted? THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN.
>>70550933
"Hello, this is Masketta Man. We need you to crash this plane...WITH NO SURVIVORS."
>>70550552
>mfw they made it into a Law and Order episode with Robin Williams on the phone
>>70550552
This was an intense Jerky Boys reboot.
>>70553133
Before he died?
>>70553222
trips for keks
>>70550984
>watching movies based on the subject matter
Holy retard why are you even posting on this board?
>>70553259
No, after
>>70553133
and it was one of the best episodes of the show
>>70552596
Lack of direct evidence? Are you fucking kidding me?
America can be so fucking stupid sometimes.
>>70553499
But that statement isn't wrong. There was no direct evidence, it was all circumstantial.
That's not to say there haven't been plenty of cases where someone was convicted of a crime based purely on circumstantial evidence, but it's not always enough.
>>70553378
source?
>>70553701
>There was no direct evidence, it was all circumstantial.
I know it's all circumstantial, I know he wasn't directly found trying to sodomize a teenage girl, but it still fucking infuriates me that they can't put this prick behind bars.
>That's not to say there haven't been plenty of cases where someone was convicted of a crime based purely on circumstantial evidence, but it's not always enough.
It feels like this should have been enough, don't you think?
>>70553762
>>70553499
They literally found the zodiac killer but couldnt convict him
>>70553301
yeah, the fucking retard. I just watch whatever's on TV
Man, to be able to listen in to those phone calls. One called a Burger King and convinced them to smash all the windows to prevent a gas explosion. Another had some hotel guy drinking urine. Fucking stupid, stupid people.
>>70553762
The law isn't about what you know
It's what you can prove
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n6DhyCGajp4
Whole thing's on youtube lel
>>70554333
>59 minutes
>that artful shot of a straw while she's sucking his shlong
PURE KINO
>>70554253
What is the point of making the calls if they don't record them and make them available?
>>70554046
Exactly, it's so fucking stupid. Proving beyond reasonable doubt is impossible when your literal argument is, "lol it could've been someone else" and juries everywhere eat that shit up.
>>70553762
all he did was talk on the phone m8, the blame here is on those rednecks that molested the girl.
>mfw I used to live in Mount Washington, KY and would sometimes eat at the McDonald's where the incident took place and had no idea this happened (there's only one McDolans in that town)
>>70555300
why is spongebob holding a used condom?
>>70551097
Amazing pair of tits. Some of the best I've ever seen in a motion picture that wasn't a pornography.
Her tits made the movie.
Do you think they took topless pics of the girls for casting or they just got super lucky?
>>70554757
They're not doing it for your entertainment, they're doing it for their entertainment.
>>70552596
>on charges of impersonating a police officer and solicitation of sodomy.
>solicitation of sodomy
What is this, the middle ages? How the fuck is sodomy still a crime in Kentucky?
>>70555987
i think it's more about the solicitation than the sodomy, but i totally agree with your point
>>70550552
Watching this movie right now, this is just making me fucking mad. Only the fucking dumbest, most authoritarian-leaning shitpile of a person could ever be convinced that a single voice on the other end of a telephone could be a police officer, just because they claimed to be one. I no longer work in fast food, but I have to deal with police on a fairly regular basis as part of my job, and I am always skeptical of their claims. Even real police do not hesitate to skew facts and blur lines to support their preferred narrative. Cops lie, and fucking idiot morons believe them.
>>70555607
they fake tho
man this is prime stupidity + obedience give you
movies like that make me really hate people desu
>>70550552
Why would they use this for the plot to a movie and how is this not a comedy?
>>70556577
>>70557256
The main theme of the film is not that these people were idiots, or that cops have authority that they don't deserve. It's that people who are not crazy or idiots can be convinced to do things they think are wrong. There are rationalizations for each character's actions (even the girl who is about to get raped and doesn't run and the guy who rapes her), which is important to the narrative.
That's why it's disturbing. Because people can be like this. They are like this right now, and with much worse consequences.
Saying that they are stupid is writing off this phenomena as some fringe problem that only happens to "those" people. Not smart, clever people like you. While in reality you accept the authority of countless individuals and groups every day just because that's the way things are. Bosses, teachers, clergy, government workers, all interact with you plenty and I'm sure you've looked back on things they've said to you personally and realized it was complete shit.
It's not saying "Wake up sheeple! You're being manipulated!" it's saying, "This happens and will continue to happen"
You guys actually think the boss didn't know wtf was going on the whole time?
He was in on it.
>>70555987
Sodomy can have a pretty broad definition legally, in many states it refers to oral and anal sex. Biblically it could mean anything but missionary with the wife as a means of procreation
>>70557765
>While in reality you accept the authority of countless individuals and groups every day just because that's the way things are.
Sure but not nearly to the same degree. You're not an idiot as a rule if you do these things but in this situation it certainly is extreme ignorance at the very least.
>>70557970
What he-boss are you talking about?
>>70550990
>These guys got a male KFC employee to pee on a female KFC employee in order to "Save their life"
>>70551288
link
>>70558009
I would argue that the ignorance is willful. In the film several characters go through this "this is wrong", and "this is totally fucked" but with one exception (fuck year maintenance guy) they all end up going with it or just ignoring it because it just seems like too much trouble to oppose it. That inaction is all part of the shitshow.
>>70558229
check it
>>70554333
>>70558270
I meant the porn of the original incident.
>>70551153
The brothers chapman?
>>70552596
>The dumb fucks who went along with all this are now millionaires having sued McDonald's for failing to protect them from their stupidity
Jesus Christ.
>>70558278
motherless = 53A1354
Not sure if there's more
>>70558239
>in the film several characters go through this "this is wrong", and "this is totally fucked"
What they should be thinking is "what will happen to me if i refuse to do this totally fucked up and wrong thing" and their conclusion should be "fucking nothing" because it's obviously not something that is allowed even assuming the policeman was real, that's what is ignorant.
>>70558529
The Girl actually had to settle for 1.1 Mil in a higher court, and the manager lady had her mil cut to 400k. Not an amazing deal for their lives being completely fucked. Though it isn't really fair to put it on McDonalds
>>70558685
>Not an amazing deal for their lives being completely fucked.
How are their lives completely fucked?
>>70558685
It's ridiculous that anyone but the girl could get money.
>>70558589
and that's why most of the characters just end up distancing themselves from the situation and remove themselves from responsibility. Which pretty much works for all of them. No one besides the manager and her fiance really get fucked as a result. Both of them come from believable places though. The Manager is not overfond of the young pretty girl, she's completely distracted by the busy workday and the pressure she's getting from her bosses, and her fiance is strongly implied to just be drunk.
>>70558363
No Craig Zobel, he cowrote the original book with the brothers chap and helped write a cartoon on the site. Still voices characters every once in a while
What the fuck is going on
>What kind of underwear is she wearing
>A cotton bikini
>... Yeah, we need to take those off
>>70557765
>you're exactly right, anon. I respect your authority.
>>70558721
Well for one people on the internet are still calling them retards and masturbating to their 18 year old titties on the internet a decade later. So not going so well so far. Not to mention this chick getting sexually assaulted, which changes your outlook on life regardless of the cause.
>>70558774
Yeah, that manager certainly didn't deserve anything. No one in their right minds is going to hire her now.
>>70558721
Background checks. Fucking even a simple google search.
>>70559093
Good, now take of your panties and bend over
>>70559174
B..but.. okay. Now what? I didn't do anything wrong, but you're the boss.
>>70559113
>Well for one people on the internet are still calling them retards and masturbating to their 18 year old titties on the internet a decade later. So not going so well so far. Not to mention this chick getting sexually assaulted, which changes your outlook on life regardless of the cause.
SJW bullshit
>>70559148
>Background checks. Fucking even a simple google search.
This is an exaggeration of people's reactions. There's no state of being 'completely fucked'.
2016: Everybody is a baby and the ones who still aren't, should. And be proud of it too.
>>70559204
put shoe on head
>>70550990
Well, in my country, IQ 130 is nothing to write home about, im gonna move to USA.
shit, im gonna get rich and then killed by a niggnogg.
>>70559284
WAIT. Are you pranking me? I'll eat dicks and put frozen TENDIES in my cootch to prove I did nothing wrong, but shoe on head is fucking ridiculous. I'm beginning to think you might be some random weird guy. So should I post shoe on head selfie now?
>>70559271
Prove to me you're older than 25.
>>70554046
You Americans should use Roman law.
We in Europe use it, anyway, it is the same shit as your law, only difference is that it cuts thru bureaucracy / loopholes & stupidity.
Even if there was some fail in the procedure, there is common sense politics at place.
>>70559431
What does that have to do with anything? If I am, I'm right, I'm wrong, what?
>>70554321
so, it is based on blind luck and shitload of money.
you have no law.
USA needs a healthy spoon of https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roman_law
Your country would be much nicer place and many rich & really evil mobsters/ CEOs/some rich old families that have half of Washington in their pocket/ spoiled celebrities/gangs would land in jail so fast & furious9
>>70555476
someone called him and told him that he is poisoned and that he should go around dumpsters looking for "milk balloons" and suck all the milk, because it is the only known antidote
>>70559271
>SJW
Do have something to say, or are you just going to meme?
>There's no state of being 'completely fucked'.
Of course not, it's an expression. And he's not wrong about it following them in background checks and google searches. They will forever have this stigma following them. Forever fucked by this situation.
>2016: Everybody is a baby and the ones who still aren't, should. And be proud of it too.
What does this even mean?
>>70559401
You will call me sir from now on, and there will be consequences if I don't see those laces above your faces
>>70559673
Saying SJW is not a meme.
They are not 'forever fucked' by this situation, be it an expression, or your analysis of a bad name in practice.
It's very clear what I meant, but probably you think it's memes too.
Don't know how I feel about Dreama's fake titties t b h
>>70559803
Maybe displeased?
>>70557765
Listen here, jerky: anyone who fell for that shit is stupid, and will be considered stupid ever after, even if they weren't beforehand. This does not happen to clever people, because if one falls for this they are not clever.
>>70559898
They have some good qualities, some bad qualities
I'm really on the fence here
>>70559937
This can happen to stupid or clever. It can happen to you or me, or anyone else who think of themselves as very intelligent and different from the retarded masses. It's matter of many variables and circumstances.
>>70559746
Now I know you're full of shit. I only have one face. Plus these bad boys are Velcro™.
How long do I have to keep shoe on head, sir? My accounting class starts in 2 hours.
>>70559786
>Saying SJW is not a meme.
Oh? It's not just something people say so they don't have to articulate words into a sentence to make a point? Then please elaborate your argument further and prove it.
>They are not 'forever fucked' by this situation, be it an expression, or your analysis of a bad name in practice.
I don't know what more we can say more than it follows them forever and it is bad. Do you disagree?
>It's very clear what I meant, but probably you think it's memes too.
that's ok I don't care anymore.
>>70560008
>(You)
It could happen to me. But I'm not fucking stupid.
Shit, wait. I just remembered the time I posted on a Mongolian finger painting board. Fuck. You win. Sir.
>>70559976
dat sideboob tho
>>70560063
Not interested in writing anything more explanative for someone who gets triggered by 'SJW'. The word, when there in the first post applied, gave the meaning I intended accurately.
Yes, I agree it's bad.
You should and you actually do, but as is the situation with most people, just not in a direct way.
>>70560099
I think you can't blame this all on stupidity. If these people just had some knowledge about police procedure, corporate policy, or any number of things, they could be taught to avoid this shit. So it follows that it is only ignorance, not stupidity. And anyone can be ignorant.
Except the fiance. WTF was he thinking. The real life guy made her make out with him. Completely rocketed into space past the point of plausible deniability.
None of it would have happened if it weren't for the stupidity of the lady manager. Can't believe they gave her money. I don't think the girl was stupid, just feel bad for her.
Wasn't all this in rural eastern Kentucky?
Not exactly America's best and brightest.
>>70560011
You best wear that in class if you want the judge to go easy on you, my surveillance team will be monitoring the situation to ensure compliance.
>>70560421
idk man. I feel like you could say that about every city in the US these days and get away with it.
ITT: "Everybody is stupid, it would never happen with me"
Well, I can see it happen, not because they are stupid or anything, but white females are so docile while dealing with authority(they are most looked upon group of people in USA),
post Dreama's tits already
jesus christ im at 45 minutes and I quit, i just cant watch this, I get it and all but its just too much for me.
You can feel in his voice that he is probing, you can sense that crap, even in some fantasy world where that would be "standard procedure", cop would have secure and firm voice.
>>70560690
I posted a fully clothed picture of Dreama and it got nerfed, the janissaries are on point today
>>70560759
Yeah, not being condescending, it's a common reaction. This film is rageporn and a quite tough watch.
>>70559490
Maybe you should exercise that common sense to secure your borders.
>>70560811
It's horrifying in a super cringey way.
has this guy been at least beat to a bloody pulp eventually.
At least in police precinct
>>70560867
I dont even know wtf that does mean?
>>70559490
Amanda Knox.
>watch security cam footage back in the day
>fap to it
>my face once hit with post cum sobriety
>>70560890
nap he got off scott free, regardless of whether or not the guy the cops suspected really did it (but he fuckin did and you know it). Maybe his wife was miffed?
>>70560914
Stupidity as an excuse. Europe is truly doomed
>>70560890
Great idea of 'justice' there, champ
The actress sucks desu. The girl said she feared for her life but I'm not seeing that here. She seems pretty chill.
![AbeOik6[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/mMs6uRl.jpg "AbeOik6[1].jpg")
>>70560914
Don't bite
That's so fucking hot that dude got his dick sucked like that. Damn, what a lucky guy. Just sitting at home while his fiance is out working at McD's and she calls him to come there, strip search some qt 18yo and then he gets his dicked by her. What a life...
>>70560933
>Amanda Knox
dude, one name
now do that name-count with your country
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_wrongful_convictions_in_the_United_States#2000s (this is just 2000-2010)
http://listabuzz.com/17-famous-people-who-probably-murdered-people-and-got-away-with-it/
http://www.oddee.com/item_98580.aspx
etc...
>>70561119
Don King aka Stompy
Don King aka Stompy
This crazy-haired boxing promoter was known for throwing his weight around, literally. King has killed two people, Hillary Brown and Sam Garrett. He was charged with murder for shooting Ms. Brown in the back, but got off on self-defense. For the stomping death – that's right I said stomping death – of Mr. Garrett, who owed Mr. King some money, he was merely convicted of “non-negligent” homicide and served less than 3 years behind bars. It's good to be King!
wasn't he raped in a way?
They both raped each other, it was not consensual sex(or whatever that was) on both sides.
This is literally like phone is the gun, they were mind fucked.
>>70561119
this movie is testament that it is opposite
>>70562697
Lol like he wasn't enjoying it though
>>70562697
no he did it because he wanted a blowjob and now he's in prison and on a sex offender list
>>70555987
I think it mostly stays on to account for depraved, non-consensual sex acts that are not full-on rape.
This shit happened again fairly recently, someone got some Burger King, I think, employees to smash out all the windows of the restaurant to save them from a fake gas leak.
POST WEBMS OF THE TITS NOW!!!!!
>>70551319
>is he a big guy for you?
>I thought he was a big guy for you
>>70562816
>>70562854
I kindish feel for the guy, you know, your girl calls you all of the sudden to come to her place of work, you are with guys, you have couple of beers in your ass,
you are as average guy as it gets, nothing surreal ever happened to you, you just dont have tools developed to deal with weird shit(he is not born in N.Y. or Los Angeles, that shit wouldnt fly there for one second), so you enter into McDonalds and your fiancee runs to you all hectic and stressed out and sends you into back-room where is some half-naked girl and she gives you phone, says:"You just be here , watch this girl." and run out..
I would honestly believe that she bought me some hooker as some weird present
and this is some pervert "sex thing that young people do".
But, what grindes my gears is why the fuck didnt anyone ask "officer" that he gives his full name,surname and number and just call police station.
Could it be an elaborate rouse ? But, like, next level shit.
I have seen crazier crap IRL as far as con people are capable.
Lawsuit against McDonalds, that is nice ,fat target,
or tobacco corporations..or IT.
I never asked for it.
So it's like jigsaw in Saw that only tells people to do it?
