>It's a rare blood disease, stickittothemaneosis
>>70533656
>You're tacky and I hate you.
>Can I be the bands stylist instead?
I wonder if that effeminate boy is now an effeminate man
It's funny because even when this movie was made rock was being used in off brand soda commercials
>well you're not hardcore
(well you're not hardcore)
>unless you live hardcore
(unless you live hardcore)
>BUT THE LEGEND OF THE RENT WAS WAY HARDCORE
RAISE YOUR GOBLET OF ROCK
>>70533811
Off brand sodas don't have commercials, that's what makes them off brand.
>hullo, this is Ned Schneebly
This is Spiderhe is replacing you
I would like to tell you about what we've been doing in here, but there's such a thing as teacher-student confidentiality, and I don't want to be in breach of educational law, 'cause I could be dismembered by the teacher's union.
Pick of Destiny is ten times better.
>I have been touched by your kids
>and I'm pretty sure I've touched all of them
How did he not go to jail?
This movie is a fucking garbage power fantasy for Gen X manchildren
>Sarah Silverman plays a cunt
They're gonna put me in the movies,
They're gonna make a big star out of me,
Well they'll make a film about a cunt that's mad and jewy,
And all I gotta do is act naturally,
Well I'll bet you Ima Gonna be a big star,
Might win an Oscar you can't never tell,
The movie's gonna make me a big star,
'Cause I can play the part so well
>Its a Jack Black sings random gibberish to make the song " sound better" scene
SQUIBBLY DIBBLY DEE
SOMEONE HANG ME FROM A FUCKING TREE
SKIDDLEY DIDDLEY DOO
SHABBA RABBA THIS PERFORMANCE IS POO
>>70533930
>I'm principal of the school
>that's cool
>>70533656
Fuck you OP I have been resisting the urge to by a Gibson SG standard, and now you post this.
>>70534081
He was singing the guitar solos which they later played, shit was almost note for note. Do you have no ear for music?
>>70534108
Gibson a shit
>>70533656
>I DIDN'T GET NO ALLOWANCE TODAY
>SO I AM REALLY TICKED OFF
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHnUIU83NPw
why do people still pretend rock is cool
there is no 'rock' in rock anymore you put it on and get the same hype out of it as listening to rhianna or sandpaper grinding on wood
>>70534261
Yeah, Elvis sure was hype
>>70534143
I'm referring more to his Tenacious D "work"
SQUIBBLY DIBBLY DOOBLEY DOO
SHLIMMITY BIBBIDY BOO
>>70533971
They're both good
I love Jack Black
>>70533656
has he been in a movie in the past decade?
>>70534353
Goosebumps
>>70534353
Kung Fu Panda 1 2 3
>>70534261
You clearly don't listen to very good rock then.
>>70534423
Sorry gramps, the biggest rock bands were mostly also the best ones. I will say that's rare for music and hasn't been recreated with many any other genres, though.
>>70534383
>>70534420
so the last notorious thing he did was the videogame?
>>70534511
Kung Fu Panda is awesome though.
>>70534108
get a jazzmaster you tasteless manchild
>>70534232
>I HAD TO DO MY HOMEWORK TODAY
>SO NOW I'M REALLY TICKED OFF
>>70534497
Do you not know how saturated the market is? Or how many subgenres there are? My favorite rock band is Glassjaw.
>>70534184
>>70534563
Back to /GG/ you talentless plebs! Bring you're J A Z Z M A S T E R with you
>>70534641
There's no contemporary rock being played on the radio, I don't have any idea where to find new bands.
>>70534690
Mustangs are for manlets
>>70534706
Do you know how you're talking to me? It's through the internet.
Some good bands
brand new
colour revolt
touche amore
la dispute
circa survive
glassjaw
sunny day real estate
mewithoutyou
a lot like birds had a cool first album but the newer ones are shit
>>70533656
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q54SxWPb3OA
>>70534690
everybody (at least people with taste) knows that the Telecaster is the GOATest guitar of all time.
>>70534863
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=220DlL6K5_c
>>70535023
t. 45 year old
>>70535023
Yeah, for country it is.
>>70534497
>gramps
That makes no sense though if my point is that there are many new rock bands that are just as good as your dadrock artists.
>>70535143
name at least 5 just so I can justify wasting this (You) on this post
>>70534261
How about fucking youtube?
If you rely on the radio for tour music of course youre going to have shitty taste
>>70534184
I bet you play a Carvin.
>>70534563
>>70534690
>jazzmaster
Babby's first alternative guitar.
>>70535442
Fenders only
gibson a shit
>>70535212
Titus Andronicus
Battles
King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard
Modest Mouse
Car Seat Headrest
Rock is an extremely broad genre. It really depends what style you're into. I don't listen to much classic rock but I love alt, post, folk, math, etc.
>>70535616
>fenders only
So you like plain vanilla sound with no body. Or maybe you're just too weak to hold a guitar that weights more than a shoe. Gotcha.
>>70535873
They have a better scale.
>>70535866
Modest mouses second album is good. Not much else though.
>people still listen to rock music
>>70536455
If you're 7 year old maybe
When I play Fenders they feel like fucking toys, especially in comparison to Gibsons or Gretschs.
>>70536645
They play like shit, the scale is too short.
>>70536495
Their first three albums are a near-perfect streak.
>>70534563
>>70535616
>muh shoegaze
>muh samey nonsense
>school of rock is the only jack black movie i like
i dont even care
>>70536799
Shot in the dark and a miss
>>70535616
>poorfags
I play Gibsons. I never go back to anything else. Mainly becasue i hate single coil pickups.
>>70536865
Single coils sound better. Gibsons are for short people.
>>70536898
>Gibsons are for short people.
It's the opposite you retard. Your Fender toy guitars are small thin lightweight plastic sticks for weak manlets.
>mfw I play a Les Paul
Fuck you all.
>>70536999
They're longer and made for the lanky. Gibsons are short and stout for the battledwarf
>>70536898
>Single coils sound better
If you play your faggy clean college rock maybe.
>>70534049
Holy shit, I never thought I'd see a School of Rock thread with uncommon Beatles lyrics to go with it on /tv/
>>70537035
>he likes metal
>implying your guitar/pickup matters when it's just going to be processed to shit and put through a billion pre-amp settings.
>>70537057
That's a Buck Owens song. I don't and have never listened to the beatles by choice.
The bassist is my eternal waifu
>it's an Oprah brings the School of Rock kids on her show episode
>>70537114
Not the guy you are responding to but I never knew Act Naturally was a cover.
I learned something today, thank you anon.
>>70537175
>>70537114
shit i always forget that one is a cover, yeah they covered it back in 65. Still a good song either way
The problem with the movie was its for normies.
Fucking normie rock for normie tastes. Thats not how a 14yo is introduced to music.
>>70537175
>>70537175
Fuck off I saw her first
>>70537175
Theres something highly arousing about female rock musicians.
>>70537327
damn she can get it
>>70537031
I live in Les Paul's hometown, there's Les Paul shit all over town
>>70537087
Yeah if you play fucking Djent or raw Black Metal your guitar and pickups don't matter, but for those of us who like a refined, dynamic tone they are important, not to mention how they physically feel.
>you'll never be a satanic sex god
>>70534724
>>70534690
>>70534563
>>70534184
>>70535442
Literally all you need in life is a stratocaster with a humbucker in the bridge position. nothing beats it.
>>70537087
Most people i know play trough a tube amp and thats it. No pedals, no modeling. Just tubes.
>>70537455
>Literally all you need in life is a stratocaster with a humbucker in the bridge position. nothing beats it.
Confirmed for having no taste.
>guitar snobs
>>70537455
Except a humbucker at the neck is where the money is.
>>70537550
sure i have taste, but when it comes to versatility a strat is all you need. it's like a desert island guitar
>>70537549
>LOCK THE GATE
>>70537363
Fuck you you smallcocked shitlord
>>70537600
It's versatile in the most shallow way, with absolutely no color or finery. Hell, I can play anything with a shitty beginner Jackson, but I want a good refined tone, not some cardboard, dead sound. Gibson is both extremely versatile AND had a distinct, harmonious sound.
Fat guitars > thin guitars.
>>70537778
>says a Les Paul is more versatile than a strat
absolute pleb
>>70534511
I think Mists of pandaria came out before kung fu panda 3
>fenderfags will never know that feel when playing a big, heavy, real instrument and feeling the full wood resonate with your body
I'd pity them if they only stopped making horrible scratchy noises with their fender """""""""""guitars""""""""""".
>>70538038
>Stevie Ray Vaughan
>Jimi Hendrix
>David Gilmour
vs
Jimmy Paige, the riffstealer general and....
>>70537592
https://youtu.be/HEuKbE4MXPE
humbucker a shit
>>70537549
That sounds really boring.
>>70538038
>Gibsonfags will never know that feel when playing a perfect, contoured, real instrument and feeling the wood resonate with your body
I'd pity them if they only stopped making horrible muffles tones with their Gibson """""""""""guitars""""""""""".
>>70538204
>Jimmy Paige
It's Page.
And he used a Telecaster you pleb.
>>70537428
Really want a nice Firebird. Never seen one in a British shop.
>>70538546
Did he? Sorry I haven't listened to lead zepplin since I was 12.
>>70537035
single coils sound better.
>>70538546
>>70536999
The Stratocaster is the greatest guitar ever designed. Infinitely versatile.
Gibsons are for manbaby's
>>70538674
Page used a Telecaster in the studio.
That is a fact that anyone with a basic knowledge of guitar knows, don't try to be smart when you know fuck all.
>>70538677
I love McDonalds too but I wouldn't eat there every day.
>not having both a gibson and a fender
plebs itt
>>70537404
Call me a thief, call me a thief, corn and beef, corn and beef
>>70538748
Why would he use a telecaster if it sounds worse and plays worse than a les paul?
>>70535023
my nigger
>>70538791
Because he liked the way it sounded?
He only used a Les Paul live because the Telecaster would produce mad fucking feedback through those stadium stacks.
>>70535023
this nigga gets it. all other fenders are memes
anyone who ever mattered in the genesis of rock music has played a stratocaster.
>>70538601
Seriously? that's sad. I fucking love mine. Best guitar I've ever played.
>>70538677
>muh strat
The mark of a neophyte.
>>70538791
Also, we are talking about a guy who recorded Physical Graffiti on a Danelectro so I don't think he was really that bothered about being a tone whore.
>>70538756
>comparing the greatest guitar ever made to Mcdonalds
t. American
ITT: a bunch of talentless fags argue over guitars they'll never be good enough to play instead of cuties from the movie
>>70538324
I use my hair to express myself
>>70538923
In terms of ubiquity and genericism, yes it's McDonalds. No one looks at a Strat and is wowed by it.
>>70538923
Strat IS the McDonalds of guitars. Deal with it.
>>70538204
>>70538674
>>70538791
He played a telecaster with The Yardbirds and in the first few records with Zeppelin.
>implying everyone from that era didn't steal shit from blues artists in the dustbowl and shit
>>70538265
>tfw I'll be listening to SRV all fucking day now
Fuck.
>>70538892
Originally wanted an Explorer but i find myself drawn more and more to Firebirds. Haven't got the money or need for one at the moment.
Is this TV show any good? I was thinking about watching it.
>>70537455
>muh superstrat
litterally the plebiest of all pleb guitars
who
>fender jaguar is my meme guitar but I love it because it looks like it was made in space
here?
>>70533930
>>70534094
Never realized how bad he was getting cucked by that dude
>>70537455
>>70537600
>>70537878
>he doesn't have a Gibson Les Paul with coil-split function to be able to get supreme LP tone while having the choice to get single-coil like sounds as well
KEK
>>70536612
It reminds me of better days, outside that I mostly listen to Boards of Canada.
>>70539143
>Les Paul
>single-coil like sounds
oh that's a good one
my le face when I bought a jazzmaster because it was fairly cheap ($300) in a shop and sounded OK not knowing its a meme guitar
>mfw I take it home and someone who knows more about guitar than me tells me the bridge is royally, royally fucked and doesn't believe me when I tell them I bought it that way and I didn't tamper with it at all
>>70539118
>ashamed fender stratocaster because every fucking shitty brand based their guitar on its body here.
>>70539196
Every board I go to people seem to like Boards of Canada. It's pretty cool.
Godin Multiac master race reporting in
>>70539252
>he didn't even read my post
>he doesn't know what coil-splitting is
L O L
>>70539118
You should get a Firebird, it looks like it was made in space but actually sounds good.
>>70539379
ugh
kys
>>70539392
Coil splitting isn't really a good substitute for a real single coil.
This movie is the reason /mu/ keeps bitching about "rockism".
>>70539422
surface area on a Firebird is too big and awkward in general. Strats fit around the body more snug. The top mould of the jaguar is pretty much perfect.
>drop $9999 Gibson
>break headstock
>you're now left with a paperweight
Enjoy you Snapnecks, Gibson babbies. 25.5" bolt on single coil patrician race.
>>70539118
I pray to Allah you came to your senses and replaced the stock bridge or at least use .10 gauge string, you meme.
Hey guys :). My name is Todd from Massachusetts, I play in a Christian Pop-Punk band called Spook. Here is me with my Fender Strat :)
>>70539392
Coil splitting sounds bad
>tfw using soapbars
>stratfags fighting against gibsonfags
Is this the fucking 60s?
Jesus Christ why don't you fucks actually learn about guitars instead of going to the pleb choices.
>>70539622
Nope, maybe it's a personal thing but I really like how big the Firebird's body is, it both gives it a stronger tone, and just feels like playing a real instrument, while Fender feel like toys to me. The Firebird fits my body perfectly. Honestly 10/10 guitar.
Sup guys how are you doing, Kyle from Wisconsin here, I play rhythm guitar in my church band and my guitar of choice is a Fender Strat.
>>70534031
This
When the officer shows up at the school he just books it and goes home and doesn't get arrested?
>>70539779
.11s only. I snap everything else almost immediately.
>>70539986
Hello Kyle
>>70540051
Hey Jimmy, how can you speak while you're choking on your own vomit to death?
>>70540026
I like dr pure blues heavy 11s on my jazzmaster and strat
>>70539814
Nah it sounds pretty good imo, but depends on the sounds you're going for
>>70540085
Didn't he die of a painkiller overdose in Germany? You're thinking of kieth moon.
I have .14s on my fake strat and I like my P-90s on my fake epiphone jazz guitar.
>>70533774
https://twitter.com/brianfalduto?lang=en-gb
This is him now
>>70540026
I used to own a Squier Jaguar, got it used in great condition.
Fun guitar and nice scale length but I destroyed the switch in the upper horn because I used it as a kill switch, I turned upper volume knob to zero then quickly flicked the thing continuously.
Got a few gigs from it but sold it to a qt.
Pic related
>>70540315
>I destroyed the switch in the upper horn because I used it as a kill switch
you tried to imitate Rage Against The Machine didn't you. admit it.
>>70540457
Bucket meme might have been popular at the time
>>70540480
>tfw fell for the Bucket meme
I regret nothing
>>70539673
The best way to get around this is by not being a clumsy retard and dropping your guitars
>>70540570
Is his sig a baritone?
>>70540630
Yeah it is, it's got a 27" scale and oversized body compared to a normal LP
>>70534081
>>70534321
Someone has never played an instrument and also coincidentally probably has shit taste in music
>>70540684
Do you post in /gg/? There's a guy who has a buckethead signature. Is that you?
I haven't been there in months. Too much memeposting and circlejerk. Especially that kiwi with the orange mustang.
>>70539857
>le ibanez face
>>70537778
>>70537878
>not having a full-bodied Gibson and a Strat, and a Telecaster
Get a load of these plebs
>>70540802
Yeah I've posted there a few times so it's probably me, I just drop in every once in a while
>>70540810
>Ibanez
I don't have the time nor constitution for this nu metal memery.
>>70533656
>tfw this movie was one of my main inspirations to become a teacher
>>70540919
no offense but I wouldn't send my kids to a school where the teachers browsed 4chan
>>70540954
I am currently in teacher's college which means I have a lot of free time on my hands. When I become a teacher I highly doubt I will visit this shithole as I will actually be doing work.
>>70541034
>When I become (x) I highly doubt I will visit this shithole as I will actually be doing work
haha. good one.
>>70541075
we all must dream of a day we can escape this place
>>70533864
I sing this to myself way more often than I care to admit
>>70541197
go see the musical, anon. Andrew Lloyd Webber did it. It's actually patrician.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3S9B44dsE4
>>70540128
hendrix too
>>70541197
It's catchier than it has a right to be.
>>70533656
>hey a school of rock thread maybe some anons are posting quotes and reminiscing about the good old days
>nothing but guitar fags arguing over what brand is better even though they will never even be on a stage
>>70541265
Das bretty coo mang
>>70541450
I love this movie andI've been on stage many times
by far the redditiest thread i've seen on here.
>>70541533
at the gay bar
>>70541562
wow epic burn, upvoted!
>>70541197
>>70541494
it's great. They made Ms Mullins super hot though which is a bit distracting. There's even a 360 video you can watch in Google Cardboard:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFRPXRhBYOI
>>70535023
it's beautiful in its simplicity. a working man's guitar.
>>70534617
>STEP AWF
>STEP AWF
>STEP AWF
>STEP AWF
>>70533656
what's up guys
>>70538852
>stadium stacks
You do know those are fake props, right? Live musicians usually only play through a small combo amp mic'd up to the PA.
>>70541450
>he thinks it's difficult to get booked at a club to play live
>he thinks musicians actually make money in the current year
>>70541964
Is that Dave Mustain in star trek? This might be the first star trek thing I ever watch
>>70542720
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLJ1o3Dm7d8