ITT: Things plebs say
>Literally nothing happens
>>70529491
>BvS was a good movie
You've made this exact thread word for word before.
Don't you have someone besides /tv/ you can go give AIDS to?
>where is all the fighting?
>>70529491
The only two things represented by this picture are RLM and Pacific Rim. Take off those hats and I agree with you.
>>70529491
>I have lived my life to the fullest
>I don't cry myself to sleep
>People who say ''Film is supposed to be entertainment!''
>People who have 2001, Seven Samurai, Citizen Kane, other pleb shit on their top lists
>People who have seen 1 film made before the 50s and think they have taste
>People who like Wes Anderson and think they somehow have taste
>People with most movies on list made in last 20 years
>People who have no foreign language movies listed
>People who are pro neo-80s
>People who have movies from Nolan, Tarantino, Aronofsky, Kubrick on their list
>People who have any comic book movie listed
things pleb say
>I am a judgemental twat and think my opinion has valuethis twat>>70530594
>>70529491
>filler hurr filler
>>70530772
Found the entry level imdb pleb
>>70529491
>Not enough action
>>70530594
>projecting "things psuedo-patricians say" content into a "things plebs say" thread
>still getting certain things wrong
down the hall and to the left
>I don't spend several hours a day in a blind rage about politics, women, and niggers
>>70530594
I'm sure most of this applies to you.
>THE ENDING SUCKED
>DAT ENDING
>EPIC ENDING
>WAT R SOME GOOD ENDINGS?
>ENDING ENDING ENDING
>I felt so empowered when [female character] had sex with [black man]! He's so hot!
>PLOT DOESNT MATTER YOU PLEB
usually followed by shilling charkovsky or whatever
>pic related are the two best acturz evaaaar xD
>>70530594
why does classic /tv/ patricianhood make newfrogs upset?
>Huh God [Patrician movie] is so shit
Oh really, why?
>It's just shit!
Yes but I'm interested to know why you think it's a bad movie
>It's just a shit movie
>Movie has a minimal amount of surrealism
>"WTF THIS MOVIE'S SO FUCKING WEIRD"
>It doesn't hold up
>It hasn't aged well
>It's too dated
>It's too [insert decade here]
>It's too campy
>>70530594
project more faggot
>>70531244
>tfw teenagers actually think their hot opinions outweight decades of praise
>>70531244
List one motion picture, three kinos, 5 flicks, and two and a half movies which you consider patrician.
>turn your brain off
>>70531175
Sup plebbit
>>70531296
>Movie has a minimal amount of surrealism
>"Wtf did I just watch? xD"
>>70531394
Sup imdb
>>70531372
>kinos
Opinion confirmed for worthless
>>70531399
>Goes on youtube to find a video explaining it
>>70531427
> Opinion confirmed for worthless
You didn't even state any.
>>70530594
>I'm a boring faggot: the post
>>70531399
>Like wtf they must have been high when they came up with this
>The actor just plays himself
>Haha yeah I'm REALLY into film
>My favorite films? The Seventh Seal, Citizen Kane, Sunrise: A Song of Two Humans, Seven Samurai, Tokyo Story, 8 1/2, 2001, The Rules of the Game, Battleship Potemkin, the list goes on...
>>70531118
>>70531322
if i'm being honest, these ones legit trigger me when I hear them
>>70531416
>plebbitor gets exposed by claiming that le plot is essential to the the overall quality of a film
>resorts to a typical upboat hunting "n-no you" rebuttal
oh i am laffin
>TFA sucked
>>70530594
Haven't seen this pasta in a while.
>>70529491
>It should be more like the comic books
>>70531604
>tfw I haven't seen any of those movies
I'm truly patrician
>>70531427
I am waiting for my kinos, faggot.
>>70530594
this is with out a doubt the best bait I've ever seen
>>70531659
I didn't say it was essential. Typical IMDb thirteen year old can't read. Spend less time watching boring movies and more time on your homework.
>Be me
>Always had an interest in film
>Friend wants to take film studies at uni
>"Oh shit I better widen my film taste"
>Watches Citizen Kane, Shawshank Redemption and The Shining
>Constantly brings up one of the above one of the above films during discussion about film
>Immediately becomes pretentious snob
>Literally bases his opinions on movies from what he's heard online
>Mention summer blockbuster to him
>"I'm not seeing that because I don't want to support generic Hollywood slop"
>I watch movies and enjoy them.
>Game of Thrones is the best show on television. Maybe the best ever.
>What's kino?
>>70531604
>The day begins at sunrise
>So does cinema
>tfw based patrician
>>70531118
>>70531615
Quality of a movie should be based purely on the ending. It's like sex. Ending is what matters. You two are obviously virgins.
>Movie doesn't have CGI effects
>"The effects are shit lmao"
>>70531792
>spend less time watching boring movies
>boring movies
>boring
the layers of re**it gold just keep peeling off
>>70531604
>My favorite genres? French New Wave, Italian neosurrealism, Japanese Post-War/Golden Age
>>70532092
>DUDE IF I WATCH BORING MOVIES I CAN PRETEND LIKE IM ENGAGING IN AN INTELLECTUAL PURSUIT LMAO
lol ok kid, you'll grow out of that posturing eventually
>Horror movie contains nothing but jump scares
>"That was sooooo scary!"
I hate it when they use this in marketing with people who have just come out of the theatre
>>70531942
Sex is for plebs anyway.
>>70532146
So you have no authentic interest in film, just another trite american kid collecting names to compensate for his giant gut and tiny penis.
>The book is always ten times better the film
>>70532146
>lol he only pretendz xD
there's no need for the rest of you to list the things plebs say, because this pleb will list them all unintentionally by the time this thread dies
>I don't want to read subtitles
>>70529491
>i liked that movie and also im not just saying that to hide the fact that my life is so empty i need to fill it with visual media to foret how pointless it is for me to be alive
>>70530594
>People who have 2001, Seven Samurai, Citizen Kane, other pleb shit on their top lists
>>70532146
I think what he means is that your boredom of a thing is rarely tied to the quality of the thing you're bored with. Boredom is a personal problem brought on by a lack of intelligence and imagination.
>>70531322
My girlfriend and her father were telling my the new Bonds are better than the older ones and the old ones aren't worth watching anymore because they're "too campy."
>there wasn't enough conflict
>the characters were too static
>>70531659
>movie includes plot
>''it isn't essential''
every detail is essential you philistine cunt
>Movie contains lazily shoe-horned in political themes
>"Wow. It's really edgy and thought-provoking"
>>70531208
prove me wrong
>>70532226
>>70532292
>>70532344
Wow All the redditors are coming out of the woodwork to get triggered about their favorite bore tests that they pretend to like to pick up tumblr chicks
>>70532353
They are campy though. They're corny as hell. Brosnans were too. That's what the new ones lack.
>>70532415
>being this much of an absolute normalfag plebeian
>>70531748
2001: A Space Odyssey (Stanley Kubrick, 1968)
8½ (Federico Fellini, 1963)
Battleship Potemkin (Sergei Eisenstein, 1925)
Bicycle Thieves (Vittorio De Sica, 1948)
Citizen Kane (Orson Welles, 1941)
L'Avventura (Michelangelo Antonioni, 1960)
The Godfather (Francis Ford Coppola, 1972)
The Passion of Joan of Arc (Carl Theodor Dreyer, 1928)
The Rules of the Game (Jean Renoir, 1939)
Vertigo (Alfred Hitchcock, 1958)
>>70529491
Plebs didn't like Dredd
>>70532448
>DUDE IF YOU DONT LIKE THE SHITTY BORING MOVIES I LIKE THEN YOU MUST BE A PLEB NORMAL REEEE LMAO
lol no. has it occurred to you that someone can be into film without pretending to like boring movies?
>Is that the new *actor's name* movie?
no it isn't, not unless the actor also happens to be the director
>The characters were unlikable
>>70532486
>Plebs didn't like Dredd
>watching dredd at all is definitely not pleb
LOL
>>70532480
>movie/show contains overt, obvious symbolism that a 12 year old could pick up on
>"this writing is so smart!"
>>70532493
You're clearly not into film though.
Go watch Die Hard and Robocop, kid, tell yourself it's as good as it gets.
You're fooling nobody else but yourself.
>>70532442
There's nothing wrong with saying a film is campy. It's when you use it as a criticism and imply it is an inherently bad quality that you are being a pleb
>>70532530
Dredd was pretty good and miles better than the original with The Acting Downs.
Pacific Rim isn't pleb
all my pleb mates hated it because of the cheesy story
only true patricians could see past it
>said blue is the warmest color is pornography and the sex is for shock
>told its "just because I'm an American" and "have different views on sex"
You fucking frog that's not applicable in this situation reeee
>>70532531
See? You really had nothing you pathetic obnoxious shitposter, no wonder you pretend to discuss movies using buzzwords like kino.
>>70532574
>REEEEE HOW CAN SOMEONE NOT LIKE THE SAME BORING MOVIES I PRETEND TO LIKE. JAMES AGEE NEVER WATCHED TARKOVSKY? WHAT A NORMAL FAG PLEB
stop forcing yourself to watch boring movies and you'll find movies can actually be enjoyable
>>70532575
Sometimes people want something with more immersion and less like a cartoon. Nothing wrong with liking cartoon action or not but odds are you only like it because you saw them as a kid.
>>70530594
so many new fags biting
>>70532657
Go and press play on your Bruce Willis flick, enjoy yourself, just don't tell yourself that you're "into film", you're not.
>>70531794
This is more common than you think but this person is literally worse than someone who just watched capeshit.
>>70532574
smile is a huge tasteless /sp/leb
please don't be mean to him
>>70532694
>REEE GO AWAY NORMALFAG THERE IS LITERALLY NO MIDDLE GROUND BETWEEN WATCHING PAINT DRY AND WATCHINF HOLLYWOOD ACTION FLICKS
lol how can someone be this ignorant of film?
>>70532539
>the king stay the king
B R A V O
The cinematography was breathtaking.
>>70532729
You tell me, /v/edditor, you clearly know jack.
>Mad Men is better than Breaking Bad
>>70529491
>The Blair witch project is shit
Instantly disregarded.
>>70532689
>Sometimes people want something with more immersion and less like a cartoon
People who lack the ability to suspend disbelief because something is silly or campy are hopeless plebs
>Nothing wrong with liking cartoon action or not but odds are you only like it because you saw them as a kid.
A completely baseless assumption. There are plenty of campy, tongue-in-cheek or over-the-top films and shows that I love which I didn't discover until I was an adult.
Using the "take off your nostalgia goggles" argument is also something plebs do
>>70532775
I'm not the one who's completely ignorant of movies outside of Hollywood and borefests
>Favorite movies? Crank, the last samurai, lucky number sleven, and anything with Daniel Craig :)
Also, people who still watch found footage movies
>>70532820
What's your favorite Sion Sono film though?
You only know Hollywood, btw.
At least I have some variety in my "borefests"
>>70532952
Strange Circus
Doubt it
>>70532983
>Strange Circus
>>70529491
>PacRim
>Dredd
>Godzilla
Wway too niche for plebs, all three should be replaced with Marvel items
>>70533027
I figured that's the extent of your ability to coherently talk about film
>>70533139
>implying an obnoxious shitposter that believes anyone that enjoys anything prior to the 70's is faking it has a point or deserves a rebuttal
Keep watching popcorn crap kid.
>>70533493
What the fuck are you talking about? Where did I say anything about the 70s? I watch plenty of movies from before the 70s because there are plenty of movies before the 70s that aren't boring. You must have had a Freudian slip. Do you think movies before the 70s are boring? I don't.
>>70533567
Boredom happens in simple minds.
That's a fact.
>>70533632
Boredom happens in movies that contain few interesting things.
>>70530594
plebs getting mad when someone isn't jerking with them about turbo plebs
>>70529491
>being a part of mainstream pop culture makes you a pleb
actually youre a pleb if you dismiss something solely for its popularity.
>>70530486
Hope that shork fag cries to god when the pens blow them out tonight and game 5 for de cup :^)
>>70533654
Interests vary depending on a person's cultural standpoint.
Interest in film implies at least a mild interest in the history of audiovisual language.
Movies are interesting by themselves, if you have an actual interest in movies.
>>70533733
>HOW CAN YOU CLAIM TO LIKE LITERATURE IF YOU GET BORED READING TRAFFIC COURT TRANSCRIPTS?
lol seriously? stop forcing yourself to like movies dude.
>I like movies and tv
is there anything more pleb?
>>70533812
The fact that you think that the only way to enjoy classics is forcing yourself to do it says nothing about me and lots about your approach to culture and how terribly superficial it is.
>I liked The Force Awakens
>>70533880
Why are you so bad at reading dude? I never said anything about "classics". I'm against boring movies.
>>70533812
Upvote :)
>>70533926
You make no distinction between any of the two, actually you're using boring as a catchall term to refer to old movies.
>>70533975
I didn't make any distinction because never once did I bring up the term 'classic'. It has no relevance. If a 'classic' is boring then I don't like it but the same goes for contemporary movies that are classic and I also like plenty of classic movies that aren't boring.
>actually you're using boring as a catchall term to refer to old movies.
Dude, if you ever want to make your high school debate team you need to stop putting words in other people's mouths. I watch tons of old movies. This has nothing to do with the age of the movie. Movies from the 60s can be boring and movies from this year can be boring and I'll dislike them all the same.
>>70533926
Define the characteristics of a boring movie
Also provide some examples of what you consider to be "boring movies"
>>70534095
Okay, I'll have to further break it down for you
What some ADHD ridden shit tasted redditor such as yourself finds boring is worthless and completely irrelevant for anyone with actual taste.
>>70534116
Characteristics (boring movies can have some or all of these):
Empty of meaning
Repetitive
Addresses a handful or selection of themes beyond what is necessary
Examples:
Andrew Rublev
Les hautes solitudes
The Tree of Life
There Will be Blood
Under the Skin
>>70534177
>DUDE IF YOU DONT FORCE YOURSELF TO LIKE BORING MOVIES YOU HAVE ADHD
Gross attitude. Stop pretending to like film. It's clear you only do it for the posturing.
>>70534381
**Andrei, lol
>people who pretend critically acclaimed movies like Citizen Kane, 2001, and Pulp Fiction are shit just because they're popular
>>70534381
>that list
You have no interest in film whatsoever, you have gamer sensibilities.
>>70534558
I have tons of interest in film actually, considering there exists millions of movies outside of the few that I listed. What did you get out of Les hautes solitudes?
>>70534381
Let's analyze this. Let's take these films
>Andrei Rublev
>The Tree of Life
>There Will be Blood
Could you please tell what exactly out of these
>Empty of meaning
>Repetitive
>Addresses a handful or selection of themes beyond what is necessary
Is applied to named films?
ITT: /tv/ is super insecure about their taste because they haven't matured enough to realize nobody cares about their opinions
>>70534644
Last two characteristics for those three
>>70534644
Not him, but I can see why The Tree of Life is seen as boring. It really is if you don't know what are you getting into.
>>70534381
>Empty of meaning
Not a single one these films you listed are empty of meaning
Just because your feeble rebbit-browsing mind is too simple to comprehend the meaning of these films, doesn't mean that they have none
>Repetitive
not an argument
>Addresses a handful or selection of themes beyond what is necessary
How do you know that it's not necessary?
Oh wait, you don't. You just can't handle multiple themes overarching, because you need shit oversimplified for yourself, either because you're to lazy to think about the things that are happening on the screen, or you're too stupid
Basically you're either just shitposting, or you're literally the biggest pleb ever
>>70534799
If we use these criteria then virtually all great films are boring. Non boring films will be explosive flicks. And then if you think about it Civil War is also repetitive and have no meaning. Now name me one non-boring film and I still will be able to apply at least one of named criteria to this film. If The Godfather, 2001: A Space Odyssey, Vertigo etc are boring films then I love boring films and don't even care.
>Anyone that claims 2001 isnt boring and Kubricks best.
>>70529491
>>70530594
>this exact thread
>this exact pasta everyime
You have serious autism
>>70535097
>Not a single one these films you listed are empty of meaning
What's the meaning of Les hautes solitudes?
>not an argument
Why?
>How do you know that it's not necessary?
Because I already got their point within half an hour of the film
>>70530594
>>70530920
>>70531219
>>70533671
Ok faggot you can stop samefagging now
>It's kind of that Tim Burton style
>people who use word pleb and patrician unironically
They were popularised on 4chan by a certain /mu/ tripfag to make fun of posers and yet you idiots eat it up because you have no self awareness.
>>70534488
I dislike Pulp Fiction but I will never say it's shit.
>>70530594
>he doesn't have Bella Tarr, Korine and shitty obscure Serbian direcotrs on his top lest whad a fugging bleb xD
>>70535574
And? Are we supposed to pander to you tasteless pl*bs because you're insecure about being a pl*b?
>there was no character development! The protagonist was the same person at the end and the beginning of the film!
>>70535756
>tasteless plebs
>insecure
No, you are supposed to fuck off and kill yourself you poor Cinebro and Korinefag imitator
Or at least new buzzyowrds to parrot like a retard
>>70535777
This. So much.
>>70535344
saved for future use
>>70535756
>And?
You are an embarrassing newfag and should leave because you clearly don't know what you are talking about
We don't want /tv/ to turn into an embarrassing pseudo-intellectual circlejerk like /lit/
>>70535814
Why would I f*ck off if I've been here longer than you've been on this site??
>>70535875
>We don't want /tv/ to turn into an embarrassing pseudo-intellectual circlejerk like /lit/
the I have been here since 2010 pleb pack
>his favourite movie has more than 10 000 votes on IMDB
>>70535883
You haven't
You're a tryhard newfag and it shows
You can be here since fucking '04, you behave like one.
>>70535188
>virtually all great films are boring
Well considering that some people claim ROTK is badly paced then yes, virtually any good movie can be boring. Personally I don't take 'boring' as criticism or bad trait. 'Boring' means people simply don't feel need to connect with characters and care about them.
I was watching Days of Heaven last week, and although it's a excellent movie, I was bored to death, because I don't like romance. I found both 2001 and Under the skin boring, because I simply didn't like characters and wasn't curious about their stories. ( 2001 mostly because I've read the novel desu)
I was entertained by Tree of life, because I felt really close to those kids. Although nothing happens whole movie, I wanted to see them grow just for sake of it.
The poster who you quoted before >>70534381 is an idiot.
>Now name me one non-boring film and I still will be able to apply at least one of named criteria to this filmZootopia
>>70531794
>Be me
>>>/reddit/
>>70535574
what a pleb graphic, besides being limited to only a few genres (no roots, americana, etc) most of those albums are entry-level as fug
>>70535875
>We don't want /tv/ to turn into an embarrassing pseudo-intellectual circlejerk like /lit/
I don't think this will never happen because the board is too big. Many (most ?) people come here only for talking about the latest episode of a tv show or the summer blockbusters.
>>70535883
>he thinks having been longer on the site makes his opinion more valid
You are 90% post chanology kid so your opinion barely matters
>>70535973
what a newfag
>Godard is a hack/fraud!
>>70535999
>le entry level is bad meme
>>70532539
Because you caught the Sophoclesian aspect in The Wire the first time you watched it, right?
>>70529491
>Tony dies at the end
>there is no middle ground between arthouse and popcorn flicks
You are all really stupid
#1 pleb sayingtaste
>>70535883
>>70535973
You could have been for a decade and still haver shit taste you know
>>70536035
I was here before /b/-day. 4chan was pretty shitty back then. Don't idealize oldfags.
>>70529491
>Man I love 2001: A Space Odyssey, Fight Club and Clockwork Orange, best movies ever btw I'm such a movie nerd
>>70530594
LMAOing at all these replies
truly they are the cancer killing /tv/ who actually take not watching foreign or older films as a point of pride
>>70535875
>We don't want /tv/ to turn into an embarrassing pseudo-intellectual circlejerk like /lit/
Why not? Does the current /v/ meets sfw /b/ meets reddit make you feel like you're at home more?
>if you have popular fims on your top list you are a pleb
>if you have less popular cult movies you are a fedora
>if you have art movies you are a poseur/hipster
You can never satisfy everyone
>>70536242
Mind you in 2012 the board was pretty much there or were you too busy crying about The Avengers vs TDKR or game of thrones should be allowed a general?
>>70536242
If we removed hipsters and forced meme spammers and made capeshit containment board, this board could be bearable
>>70536074
They're not bad, it's just dumb to assume that plebs haven't listened to any of them. Also my point still stands as to the lack of variety, it's literally a "I just turned 18 and I'm a music expert" list
>unironically uses the word kino
>>70536336
Well that's /mu/ for you, they pretend to be music experts, yet they have a really narrow scope.
>>70536318
>If we removed hipsters
There are no "hipsters" here no matter how upset people make you about your taste.
>b-b-but what about >>70530594
From a time when this board had people actually knew what they were talking about.
>forced meme spammers
From what I remember this is exactly what people like you wanted here when you cried to the mods/moot all those years ago.
>capeshit containment board
That will never happen unless you can convince /co/ to make the request.
>>70536371
What if he's a Slav
>>70536475
>That will never happen unless you can convince /co/ to make the request.
Also they will never make the request because they want this board to be their sfw /b/ vacation spot where they can have company wars.
>It doesn't know if it wants to be a horror or a comedy
>>70536475
>There are no "hipsters
Keep telling that to yourself, what are all those Letterboxd and Criterion fags then?
>From a time when this board had people actually knew what they were talking about
Kek stop bullshitting, this board has barely changed, there were always pedo spammers and people circlejerking FOTM trash like LOST
>this is exactly what people like you wanted
Stop generalising idiot, I just want a board where I can discuss movies with free unbiased opinions and without underage children spamming and forcing memes.
>>70536475
>There are no "hipsters"
Yep. People that hate "hipsters" and people that criticize "cultural appropriation" are basically both sides of a coin, see: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3xe-Wxio1o
>>70536591
>Letterboxd
People with more interest in film than you, /v/ kids trying to make the jump, last.fm kiddies, people trying to get away from the shit posting. I haven't browsed them since 2013-2014 so I don't know if its the same.
>Criterion fags
Again just people with more interest in film than you and "normal" people. There is nothing ""hipster"" about Criterion in 2011,12,13,14 and 16
>Kek stop bullshitting, this board has barely changed, there were always pedo spammers and people circlejerking FOTM trash like LOST
It has changed a fuck lot and even the shitposters that are still here will admit that.
>circlejerking FOTM trash like LOST
We're talking about film not television shows.
>I just want a board where I can discuss movies with free unbiased opinions and without underage children spamming and forcing memes.
You really don't I mean just look at your use of hipster and what you consider "hipster"
>My favourite movie is...
>>70536986
>People with more interest in film than you
Ok now you are just talking out of your ass
>>70536885
>PBS ideas
kys
>>70537099
What's wrong with PBS?
>>70537099
>Ok now you are just talking out of your ass
No I'm working with what you're giving me.
Man this thread is contrarian as fuck
Where's the middle ground between pleb and pretentious tryhard? Why not just watch what you wanna watch?
>>70529491
>Overrated.
>It's not just that I didn't like it, anyone who liked it more than me is incorrect
>>70537459
There is this and only this
Remember it now:
Pretentious pleb
Pleb
Patrician
>>70537459
You should care about arguments, not opinions. If somebody says that a film sucks/is great without argument his post has no value.
>>70532353
They sound patrician
>kino, cinema, film, movie, flick is just a meme
>I enjoy eating while watching a movie
>I sometimes pause the movie during a home viewing
>>70530594
hello its me samefag
>>70537459
>Some are born with innate film taste
>Some are lucky enough to be indoctrinated into it by their parent at a young age, before they could comprehend their own opinions
>Some are mocked by their friends, who had parents who would indoctrinate them
>The unlucky have to walk the path from pleb to patrician themselves, making all the typical "errors " of judgement; having their minds blown by auteurs who have found mainstream success, being fascinated by the classics they pretended to enjoy more than they did, watching thousands of obscure films before they return to appreciating genre cinema, slowly learning the DPs involved asa well as the directors, learning the history of cinema as they become interested in the production process that shaped their continent's output
>Some never learn to appreciate film
>Some only watch a few films in their lives
>Only the top ten percent of the top one percent are cinephiles who watch 300 films a year
>I am the oppressor
>I am lebbit
>>70538750
Autism: The Post
Really impressive to be honest.
>>70530594
>people who think Kubrick is pleb
>>70530920
>muh labels
Wheres the pacific rim reference?
>>70539004
>tfw dead dad
>tfw single mom
>tfw mom's favorite movie is Amadeus
>tfw going from pleb to not so pleb by yourself with a few cues from your mom like Herzog or Fellini
Will I make it anons? I just want to have decent taste
>>70530594
>>People who say ''Film is supposed to be entertainment!''
>>People who have 2001, Seven Samurai, Citizen Kane, other pleb shit on their top lists
>>People who have seen 1 film made before the 50s and think they have taste
>>People who like Wes Anderson and think they somehow have taste
Spot on
>>70538750
>kino, cinema, film, movie, flick is just a meme
wow
>>70535939
>ROTK
did you really use lord of the rings to refer to great film
>>70529491
JUST TURN OFF YOUR BRAIN BRO
>>70531348
>your parents liked to eat shit so you should like it too!!!
>>70529491
>why is this in Black and white?
>this movie isn't in english... ugg
>Wait what happened I wasn't looking/paying attention/fell asleep/bored
>>70531523
>they must have been high
Just kill me
>>70532106
>genres
my favorite pleb buzzword
>>70538750
>kino, cinema, film, movie, flick is just a meme
fuck off reddit
>>70539269
>this movie isn't in english... ugg
that's a valid criticism
>>70532353
they must be patricians
>>70530594
>>70536237
>>70539206
Stop samefagging fucktard
>>70539393
You can't read subtitles? You don't watch Jap or French film?
>>70539460
reading subtitles detracts from the intended visual experience of the film
>>70530594
>>70539004
>he's a worthless NEET permavirgin who will never know any success or happiness in his life so he keeps watching obscure foreign movies and arguing on anime imageboard every day and raging over "normies" who actually enjoy their life
>this thread
I guess people like different things
>>70529491
>"It doesnt matter if Wrcraft only got 17%, is universally panned by critics & is suspected of giving you 12 different venereal diseases with just one showing."
>>70539360
Are you retarded
Figures a thread meant for laughing at plebeian mongoloids would turn into pure butthurt and crying.
There is a reason people laugh at this board, OP should have started it on /mu/, saying ''ITT: We're /tv/ cinephiles''
God what a pathetic thread
You are all a bunch of condescending fucks
like this faggot
>>70539702
>>70539702
At least we get laid lol
>>70539560
>You get the joke
>>70532353
Your gf's dad knows you're a pleb
>I engage with narrative analysis when it comes to art
All I have to do is list stuff that my friends say
>it's too slow
>nothing happens
>any discussion regarding comic movies
>too much talking
>not enough talking (in the case of long visual segments)
>too dark
>not dark enough
and my favourite
>anything made before the year 2000 is boring/gay
regardless of the plebness or otherwise of a movie it frigging gets my goat when someone's looking at their phone the whole time and periodically hits you with the
>wait what happened
>who's that
>why did he do that
>he is a bad character! he is very unlikable!
>mfw some faggot claims that "The Joker is insane"
HE IS NOT. THAT'S THE POINT.
The reason why The Joker is Batman's greatest enemy is because The Joker is using the EXACT SAME METHODS as Batman. He's pretending to be an insane criminal to mask the fact that he's a schemer and master strategist.
When Bruce Wayne first began, he failed miserably as an anonymous crimefighter because he was just a man fighting crime. The same skills, ... but the criminals were always confidant they could take him on: he was just another man. So he created the "Bat-man". Suddenly, criminals were scared of what he could do. Many in Gotham honestly believe Batman isn't HUMAN. Others believe that no matter what you do, Batman has a weapon/strategy to stop you. GODMODE VIA PREPTIME. That's how well Bruce Wayne has pulled off the "Batman" concept. Through theatrics and misdirection, Batman cannot truly be predicted.
The Joker does exactly the same. By *pretending* to be insane and commiting ridiculous acts at any random interval, The Joker is *disguising* the fact that he's just another clever criminal. Every step of his plan has been carefully planned through the ingenuity of a Chess Grand Master, but he covers it with seemingly insane moments of random madness. The clothes, the behaviour, the sheer unpredictability... "You cannot predict what The Joker will do". YES YOU CAN. That's why Batman always beats him.
This is why they are arch enemies. The Joker is aware of Batman's methods and works to outmanuever him. Batman also studies The Joker's actions and recognises which were feints and distractions, and which were clues to his REAL plan. A master strategist hero and master strategist villain, using the same methods of misdirection and theatricality to succeed.
...but no, people are all "Joker is Batman's opposite because he's truly insane, and a force of chaos lol".
No. Just... no.
Folks ITT seem to fool themselves into thinking having time to lose is a sign of intelligence.
>>70540362
All of those can be valid criticisms (except the last one ofc)
>>70536137
this
>>70540736
son, you just might be autistic.
>>70540736
Dawg I am so sick of tards like you writing fucking essays on imageboards about what characters are "supposed" to be about. Batman has been around for decades and a lot of different people like a lot of different things about him. A writer can interpret a character like that in any way they want and if you don't like some interpretations there are plenty of other stories to choose from.
>>70529491
>The Joker isn't insane
>>70540736
Oh wow
>he considers himself a patrician / to have good taste
>he isn't on karagarga
LOL
>>70541003
this
>>70531322
nigga these are fine
>>70531208
They are tho
