Who Eurotrip here?
>>70525891
Me
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scuzi
>>70525891
HE DOESN'T KNOW
>Road Trip
>Old School
>Eurotrip
>American Pie
>Not Another Teen Movie
I miss when comedy was good, family
>>70525891
>that scene where they go to Eastern Europe and a few American dollars get them thousands worth of luxury
is there an unrated 1080p version?
>>70525891
I liked this film, much better than Road Trip and Old School.
Old School was shit, actually
SCOTTY DOESN'T KNOW
Back when crushes were Kristen Kreuk and Michelle Trachtenberg.
>>70525891
Right here, motherfucker.
>>70526300
I was just about to post that you bastard
>>70526211
Your life is shit actually
This film wouldn't work today.
When they arrive in Europe they'll be greeted by gang of Muslims, the woman will be raped and the men beheaded while the small group of native citizens cheer them on.
>>70526337
what's wrong with that faggot?
>>70526300
>>70526337
>she will never be your sister
The pain is real.
>>70526177
Slovaks are still butthurt because of that. That and Hostel.
I've never seen it, but I've heard a lot about it. Well specifically. Me scuse me scuse.
>>70526443
t. a person who has never left his homestate
>>70526443
Love this meme xD
>>70525891
yuro here, loved how they handled stereotypes, great fucking movie desu
>Here's a fun fact
>YOU MADE OUT WITH YOUR SISTER, MAN!
>>70526604
>>70526177
"A nickel! I buy my own hotel"
>mfw
>>70525891
thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Vyj1C8ogtE
Sniff
Has Trac done anything since that Bill O'Reilly movie with Rob Lowe?
>>70526734
T H I C C
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she should do porn
man prime michelle trachnenburg was so god damn hot.
I jerked it to her as a teen watching buffy so much.too bad like so many hot women, she turned into a cow. ah well
So Eurotrip threads = Michelle threads, basically?
>>70525891
I got these kind of movies exclusively for the boobs, and they were always disappointing and not the actress I wanted to see (sans American Pie 1)
>>70526656
She was perfect until she became literally perfect
>>70526734
>>70526838
how can a woman be so perfect in such distinct incarnations
I want to time paradox them and have both as my consorts
>>70526855
>she turned into a cow
Nothing wrong with that. It's evolution.
>>70526855
I mostly remember her from the old Nickelodeon shows and movies like Hariett the Spy.
And I still have no problems jerking it off to her. If she lost some weight she'd still look good, she's still got a cute face.
>all this trachtenburg circlejerking
kreuk was way waaaaaay hotter
>>70526953
you're out of your mind
>>70526926
still would
>>70525891
That DVD cover still upsets me to this day.
>>70526938
I never watched any of those shows, but I remember she cameoed in an episode of Blue's Clues with Amanda Bynes wishing Blue a happy birthday.
>>70525891
lel I remember my country went up in arms after this film, politicans were getting mad as hell that the movie portrays my country extremely negatively and that it'll affect tourism
>>70526926
would bang her in every single stage of her life from birth and onward
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlpFw66gKe0
>ywn make out with your hot sister
why even live? seriously. not even meme'ing here. gonna go kill myself
>>70526629
>>70526629
We indeed are. All you need to do is mention Euro Trip and you'll trigger Slovaks into yelling "FUCKING AMERICANS, STUPID CAPITALIST PIGS REEEE" while pounding shots of borovička
>>70526734
IDK. But I saw Killing Kennedy. Not bad.
>>70527000
>On October 10, 2014, Bynes was hospitalized in Pasadena, California, and placed on a temporary psychiatric hold after she made accusations via Twitter that her father sexually abused her as a child; shortly after she tweeted that her father had not molested her, but she claimed he implanted a microchip in her brain that forced her to make the accusation
>>70526443
We get it. You have autism.
>>70526438
*You're, retart
>>70527209
>>70527211
t. fag who hasn't been to Europe lately
it's basically under sharia law at this point
>>70527209
>>70527297
Everything matches, that was about the time Miley Cyrus was replaced with a sluttier doppelgänger.
>>70527294
*retard, retard
I love Eurotrip, its such a comfy movie. I dont understand how anyone can dislike it, or how it got bad reviews.
>>70527365
Let's be honest here. You don't own a passport and you've never left your country.
Oh how i miss the Europe of 2004,a peaceful,prosperous,happy place.Now every big city is patroled by soldiers with assault riflea and by IFVs,this continent looks like a warzone now.
>>70526997
>tfw this deleted scene will never be remastered in HD
>>70527522
ya your right, I don't know what i'm talking about. better let about a million more muslims in everything is fine.
>>70527660
Yeah, I was. You don't own a passport and have never left your country. No need to tell me.
Finally an excuse to post this
SCOTTY DOESN'T KNOW
SCOTTY DOESN'T KNOW
SCOTTY DOESN'T KNOWDON'T TELL SCOTTY
>Xena the warrior princess calls Hans Gruber to sodomize some american kid
>Mikas baby brother turns into hitler
>Miami Vice is number one new show
they just don't make them as they used to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2oMGErAHZsI
>>70526953
they were both amazing in their own ways butallison mackwas the hottest
>>70527826
Trachtenberg > thick Trachtenberg > Mack > Kreuk
When eurotrip was made miami vice was as an old of a TV series as europtrip is an old of a movie now.
>>70527710
t. Mohamed
how's the euro invasion going my goat fucking friend? rape any white children lately? keep me posted
>>70527141
why are Amerifats so obsessed about the Kennedy assassination?
>>70526300
>>70526337
Spoopy
>>70527901
mack = thick thrachtenberg > kreuk = skinny trachtenberg
have you guys ever seen prime michelle's feet? they are god tier
I have one quest
WHO'S ASS WAS IN THE CONFESSION BOOTH??
I'm talking about when the lady is confessing her sins and she looks at the talking box and the ass comes out of nowhere pressing on the grind
was it the girls or guy's ass? I recognized this movie because i vaguely remember that scene
>>70526953
>Hot
Her only bikini scene needed a body double. LMAO.
>>70528100
It's her ass.
>>70527996
i would let rabbi do bad things to my dick for her
>>70528164
this gives me a reason to fap again
>>70527653
For some reason I remember her being completely topless, isntead of having a bra on
>>70527939
Because the fact that everyone knows the mafia did it but nobody is willing to admit it is interesting.
>>70528181
she's pretty thick nowadays now tho, not that i mind
Man I really want to watch Eurotrip again. I only saw it when I was 13 but it always stuck with me as my favorite, I bet if I watched it now I'd get a lot more of the references
>We all go to Amsterdam and Jamie's the one that hooks up!
>FOR SHAME!!
>>70528235
Someone made a gif way back that replaced her bra with someone else's tits.
>>70528350
Oh really?
Fuck
>>70528305
Any better pics of her forearm hair?
>>70528164
watch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVcp39qeoJ8
>>70528235
It was a really convincing fake
>they eat the pot brownies and freak out
>they're not pot brownies
>>70528470
Thanks!
>>70528235
me too. Wtf.
>>70526710
>>70526734
fucking jewesses man
>>70528305
A goddess
>>70528470
>>70528350
I'm pretty sure you just shopped a bra on her tits to make that gif
is 'unrated' and 'extended' versions the same thing?
>>70528605
now if only she had some cowtits
>>70528650
yes or no
>>70528235
This is one of those films that had an absolute beast of a soundtrack full of unknown songs you would never normally ever find and listen to.
Oasis is my favorite band and it just so happens that there is a song sang by Noel Gallagher that isn't attributed to Oasis that I had never heard before, now it's one of my favorite Noel songs. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=s5FyfQDO5g0
>>70528699
Those almost definitely will look like disgusting pancake tits, ie shit like smirkfu on GoT
>>70526132
me too desu
Did you just say Flugegecheimen?
>>70528748
why must you ruin my fantasies?
>>70528699
The perfect thickness
http://www.xvideos.com/video1209137/eurotrip_-_stolen_scene
I've never understood the fascination or success of this movie. Eurotrip was easily one of the worst comedies of its era. The humor was 100% braindead and you could see every punchline coming from a mile away. Also that absinthe scene is cringe as fuck and I can't imagine anyone other than a small child finding shit like that funny. I mean, do you people laugh when people smoke weed in movies and start having hardcore hallucinations? Probably not. So why is it funny with absinthe when everyone knows the hallucinations are a fucking anomaly at best, a myth at worst. I just don't get it.
>>70529002
>Eurotrip was easily one of the worst comedies of its era. The humor was 100% braindead and you could see every punchline coming from a mile away
The pope thing was absolutely fucking brilliant, I still laugh when I remember it.
>>70527826
Right one looks perfect for a Casting Couch video does anyone know what I mean? Just that whole naïve, goofy smile kinda, that slight ugly-weird face, the girl-next-door turned insane slut.
>>70526132
you mean you miss the times back when you were still a normie
>>70529073
if teen michelle got fucked on cam like some common whore i would kill myself. she was pure
>>70529038
Don't get me wrong, there were some good moments like I think the hilter kid was in that movie wasn't he? It's just the movie is like a barren wasteland of complete garbage throwaway gags a 12 year old might find endearing, with moments of brilliance sprinkled in.
SING THE MANCHESTER UNITED THEME SONG!!!
>>70529167
>It's just the movie is like a barren wasteland of complete garbage throwaway gags a 12 year old might find endearing, with moments of brilliance sprinkled in.
Can't argue with that, the problem is today's movies are mostly just the first half of that sentence.
>>70529002
This isn't where you parked your car.
>>70529192
MY BABY TAKES THE MORNING TRAIN
This movie was always a really mixed bag
Lots of memorable jokes but just as many horrible, cringy jokes
>>70529273
p.gud
p. dam gud tbhwy m8
>eurotrip thread
>no one posts the qt blonde German chick
Eurotrip was a great movie. It was a simpler time. Why can't they make movies like that anymore?
>>70529518
>Why can't they make movies like that anymore?
SJW's got their hooks into everything. no more fun allowed
>>70529222
Just out of curiosity which comedies did you see in the past year? Because Trainwreck was arguably the least funny one I saw yet it stands at 90%+ positive reviews while practically every comedy I've seen since then that is poorly reviewed is WAAAY funnier. I think the idea that comedies suck now is a myth perpetuated by a drought we had in the past 5 years compounded with the fact no one is actually seeing the comedies due to poor critical reception from a overly PC critic base. The only establishable pattern I can find with the reviews is that if a movie have jokes that push the envelope at all, then they are automatically terrible movies.
>>70529640
Well, which ones are good then? The only "good" ones from the past 10-15 years are basically extended SNL skits.
>>70529640
half the comedies that come out are just fat women making the worst jokes i have ever seen in my life, so there's that.
not even sure who likes these movies. even my mother hates the fat chicks movies
>>70529711
Are you referring to SNL properties or just the style of comedy in general?
>>70529725
>half the comedies that come out are just fat women making the worst jokes i have ever seen in my life
Hence "the drought." That being said, Melissa Mcarthy is not nearly as funny OR unfunny as people make her out to be. She should just be nothing more than a supporting character imo. Schumer is just straight fucking unfunny at this point though.
lol, loved this movie, someon have the nazi kid scene webm?
>>70527030
How did you get internet in Bratislava?
>>70528728
>Oasis is my favorite band
>>70530028
Bratislava is basically a normal Central European small tourist city
scariest things there are British stag parties
>>70526443
That sounds like a Eli Roth movie.
>>70530177
>British stag parties in Bratislava
say what?
SIIIING
>>70531288
Cheap hookers, m8
>>70531288
cheap alcohol, accommodation and women
>>70531600
That makes sense. Still, had no idea that Brits go party to Bratislava.
>>70531288
>>70530177
>>70531600
OGGY OGGY OGGY OI OI OI
we went from invading nations, to invading nations for a few nights and fucking shit up
>>70531698
Where are you from? In every European capital there are Lads On Tour somewhere
>>70531777
I'm actually from Kosice, that's the second biggest city in Slovakia. I go to Bratislava very often (family there), and I never encountered any Brits partying it up in there.
HAVE A VERY SPECIAL DAY FOR A VERY SPECIAL LITTLE MAN
>>70532296
DELETE THIS!
>>70525891
Is this the movie where the ratboy got laid with big black woman?
>>70532296
Those fucking Jews at the end excited for the upcomingBLACKED.
>>70532389
That's Roadtrip
>>70532389
no thats road trip
>>70526177
I watched this movie with my polish gf and she had a fucking melt down at that scene. Its hilarious because its partially true. God damn is insecurity funny.
>>70525891
Fall in love with Michelle Tratenberg in that movie.
Those these days, still being my waifu.
>>70532408
oh no a jewess is going to be blacked.who cares
>>70531858
Not Slovak, but Bongs do this partying orgy degeneracy in very specific places. You wouldn't know what is going on if you were 500m away
This is such a weird moving watching it in 2016. Europe before complete EU hegemony and Islamification.
>>70525891
michelle trachtenberg got a nose job right?
>>70526734
>>70526926
TICCCCCCCCCCCCCC
A ticc, guys, a ticc.
>>70527141
Why are her arms so delisious?
>>70532470
How exactly is it "partially true"? Explain it to me, you American cocksucker.
>>70532408
>>70532296
haha ofc the jewess won't kiss a nigger
they leave that to white women
>>70532389
Pretty sure that was beerfest
>>70528235
The Mandela effect, bro.
>>70532296
>2004
>Eurotrip
>The dumb white male had sex with the teenage slut
>2016
>Le blacked meme is real
Fuck this world.
>>70533189
>How exactly is it "partially true"? Explain it to me, you American cocksucker.
Listen, I know the scene was supposedly set in Bratislava but I've been all over central and eastern europe and they portrayed an exaggerated (which makes it funny) version of the eastern block. Right now I'm living in Gdansk, Poland and if I take a tram for 20 minutes from my flat I'll find a neighbourhood that looks like the Euro trip scene. Also converting Euros into anything else that isn't euros in eastern europe is fucking awesome. Btw I'm half Czech/ Austrian to insecure faggot
>>70533610
>What is Scott Pilgrim
>>70533635
>half Czech/ Austrian
jesus, now that's a peasant combination if there ever was one. You literally make me vomit.
>>70526855
She was cutest in inspector gadget. Gave me my pigtail fetish
>>70527712
ITS A HAIL MARY
at the club in bumfuck russia was the best scene tvh
next to "hitchhiking" of course
Sexy sloot.
My waifu.
>>70532814
>but Bongs do this partying orgy degeneracy in very specific places
Krakow, Poland is trying to limit "British tourism" because Chav bongs on stags take apart half the city and fuck every sex slave they can get their hand on.
>>70533884
Who else but fucking britbongs. Nastiest fucking inbred hick retards on Earth.
>>70533708
>jesus, now that's a peasant combination if there ever was one. You literally make me vomit.
Don't blame you after that Eurotrip scene. That is my genetic heritage right there. Care to come down to my basement?
>>70528091
prove it
>>70534002
You are not making any sense, you eastern european scum fuck. Learn to speak English before posting here.
worst fucking movie ever
not even a snob, I enjoy the shittiest comedies ever. It's just entry level European stereotypes repackaged for normies and teenagers in 00s America, poo in loo is funnier than this for fuck's sake. The only funny part was SCOTTY DOESN'T KNOW
>>70529086
I was never normie al least in high school I had my gang of fellow outcastd and nerds. Now I'm just the weird guy at the office that never says anything
>>70534067
>You are not making any sense, you eastern european scum fuck. Learn to speak English before posting here.
How rude and provocative. But all jokes aside. Eastern europe is about 60% shit hole and is well worth a visit. The cities are beautiful and the women are even more beautiful and willing. And if you want to visit Europe and reap all its benefits without dealing with Mudslimes you'd love Slovakia, Czech Republic, Poland, Lithuania etc.
>>70534198
You are right.
t. American in Poland
>>70526132
these were never good.
raunchy american garbage.
>>70534198
>women are even more beautiful and willing
>willing
then why can't I get laid
t. Slovak virgin
>>70534452
Workout, get some cash and pretend to be a foreigner. And by cash I mean getting your own place and buying a shot for some whore at 2 in the morning
>>70533257
Funniest part of the movie, Holy Fuck.
>>70527653
She was so slutty yet so fucking adorable in this scene.
That horn dog lucked the fuck out with her.
>>70533257
Is that Dick Valentine?DANGER DANGER
>>70533787
Post pic.
>>70527653
what is that black thing under her breast?
パーフェクト。
>>70530039
Someone's never listened to Definitely Maybe.
>2016 sequel
>they visit Britain
>Ishnu-alaaaaah starts playing
>hey this isn't where i parked my car
>>70526443
good horror flick though
>>70535929
fuck. there is literally no chance of fucking that, because she is ruined, fat, and a coal burner now.
life is suffering.
>>70536727
eurotrip in 2016 would just be an ISIS video basically
>>70526710
who else /*BRRAAAAPPPPP*/ here?
>>70543132
Here.
>>70527552
No it doesn't. Calm yourself fool.
would you /tv/?
>>70543450
Why would someone not?
>>70528512
Trey Parker is my man crush.
>>70543450
no
>>70543543
probably because she is ugly as fuck. maybe if you payed me, but it would have to be a lot
>>70532873
>hegemony
You mean homogeny right? Dumb pol poster.
>>70534070
Tips fedora
>>70543765
not who you responded to but
>doesn't know what hegemony means
>questions the other poster's intelligence
>>70526300
damn slay my vampire senpai
>>70526300
>>70526337
>>70526656
>>70526710
>>70526997
Nice
>>70528235
It was just a very good shop.
>>70528639
I own this movie on DVD and it's actually a deleted scene. She had a bra on at all times.
>>70535699
When an actress dose not wanna get nude in a film she will put tape around her breast / above and bellow her breasts area to ensure that the director doesn't even think about film her chest area. In this case since flashes twice in the film once with the bra on and than second time were she "takes the bra off" the black tape was already in place for the next shot were she would remove the bra.
On some old VHS full screen versions of films you can actually see the tape on screen since fullscreen allows you to see a little more of the top and bottom of the screen.
>>70529002
I liked it because with the exception of Bratislava, I'd been to everywhere they went.
>>70527826
First she got old and fat
>>70532296
Than she starts playing slightly overweight white females that date black guys. Talk about art reflecting life.
Honestly the hot tub scene gave me the first full 100% boner that I can remember.
I miss those days. Puberty was a weird but fun experience
>>70544245
>When an actress dose not wanna get nude in a film she will put tape around her breast / above and bellow her breasts area to ensure that the director doesn't even think about film her chest area. In this case
fucking whores i swear. if i ever have the time/money i'm gonna get tit shots of all the dumb bitches that think they are too good to show their boobs on film, by any means. ANY MEANS.
stupid sluts
i remember that titties in the church confession room
>>70544603
Anon are you okay
>>70544700
yup i'm fine. we could use another fappening though
Fap bump.
>>70526337
>>70526300
She has literally no tits
>>70546618
are you trying to imply you wouldn't hit that? because you would
I want all you faggots to fuck off from my country in eastern europe. I hope you got beaten by football hooligans or you ask me for directions.
>>70534289
this kek
what are the chances i could time travel before michelle was fat and suck her toes? asking for a friend
MY BABY TAKES THE MORNING TRAIN
>>70527209
>you will never be this redpilled
>>70534289
American Pie is actually decent, the rest are indeed trash. Eurotrip is only watchable for sexy Trachtenberg
The 90's were the death of the American Comedy, thanks Adam Sandler
>>70546764
>my country in eastern europe
You muslims make me laugh
>>70546764
Your great great great grandma got fucked by a Mongol, so the reason you like to squat is you inherited gook genes. All gooks squat, especially Vietnam fucking shits.
>>70547877
God I love that song.
>>70548598
I don't think eastern europe is taking in many muslims though. they don't have as many gibs
>>70526132
american """""""""""""""""comedy""""""""""""""""""
>>70548943
>implying there is any other kind
americans invented comedy and are still the only ones who can do it at all. period.
>>70549104
no nigga
>>70528979
>http://www.xvideos.com/video1209137/eurotrip_-_stolen_scene
i knew it was real
>ywn suck those toes
why even live lads?
Mail muthafucka
>>70528728
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixoHDFpgeNk
>>70526443
>This film wouldn't work today.
This shit didn't work back then, either.
>>70543450
Lick her feet until she says "You're a good piggy."? Yes.
>>70526132
I agree with the list except American Pie.
None of the American Pie movies were worth watching.
Also, Sean William Scott saved half those movies. Than man can do no wrong.
>>70526337
Whatever happened to Scott Mecholwitz?
A couple orders of business, lads
1) I don't have it but the shooped Trach flashing gif is real and the swap out titties are Heather Graham's so, ya know... bretty gud
2) This is Missy Stone. She is the evil porn twin of Trach. Enjoy
Me and my friends still say "this isn't where I parked my car" whenever we fuck something up.
>>70528512
I saw a gay porno once. I didn't know until I was half way in... the girls never came. The girls never came!
I AM FREAKIN OUT!
>>70529394
>>70529192
Vinnie Jones is an American hero.
>>70526132
not gonna lie. I saw these movies for the sole purpose of tits. Not another teen movie was really funny though, and so was road trip.
Veeeeeeet ksssh-tsssh!
Tu n'est pas un robo!
Veeeeeet ksssh-tssssh!
Ha. Ha. Ha.
Ha. Ha. Ha.
>>70550520
Interesting.
>>70528305
So nice.
>>70550910
>>70550935
THAT DIFFERENCE!
She literally ate the first one
>>70550935
she looks sexier now
>>70546618
dont be a gay anon
>>70550935
ok serious question. how can you know you can be that fucking hot and let yourself get fat? a 8/10-10/10 grill has the easiest life imaginable. why the fuck would you give that up for some cheeseburgers? i mean i can understand guys or ugly girls because it's not going to change your life significantly either way besides health. but to know you can be a drop dead gorgeous girl and live on easy street, how the fuck do you give that up? it's like having a winning lottery ticket and not bothering to go claim it. the fuck
>>70551068
maybe she got married.
>>70532296
>licks his lips
ew fuck why do i want to smash something is this my white supremacy acting up
>It's a /tv/ pretends some shitty nostalgic comedy was good because of some flat chick thread
>>70551012
You're literally a memer.
>>70551145
You're literally a faggot. Her face looks a million times better in the second pic you cunt.
>>70527826
LIKE MILK
>>70551012
Agreed
>>70525891
>>70525891
back when i was young and naive enough to believe the "unrated" cover, that id be able to see trachtenburghs boobies during the hitchhiking scene.
>>70551176
No.
>>70551272
> trachtenburghs boobies
Those don't exist.
>>70526300
Thanks Mr skeltal
She looks great, but she's a massive Hillary shill. I hate how that shit can ruin somebody.
>>70551068
She was never an 8/10 you fucking pleb;Buffy girls are consistently the most overrated of the whedon harem's.
I saw a gay porn once, I didn't know until the half way in. Girls never came, GIRLS NEVER CAME!
>>70551424
dawn was so fucking hot you loser. if you didn't fap to her you are literally gay
>>70526132
Little Miss-run-home-to-my-daddy ran home to her daddy
>>70551177
WHAT KINO
>>70551479
literally in the filename
>>70551465
Faith was literally the only hot girl on the show and even her face was super jewy.gtfo golem.
