What's his rate again?
for free
>>70522905
Some chewing gum and a hug
10 bucks or 5 Dairy Queen Coupons
>>70522905
subway coupons and a ride back to his trailer
think he gets a weekly wage at this point
>>70522905
a peso and a buritto
>428
>mfw it was 427 when I last checked
Whatever loose change you have in your pocket and your cars ashtray
A half-eaten Snickers bar and an air freshener
>>70522905
>started new job recently
>first big boy job with a really good company
>noticed 'Roberts Clause' on my signing contract but didnt think anything of it
>go to lunch first day
>lunch lady behind the sneeze guard is actually eric roberts
>go and eat my pizza boat, custodian that takes away my tray is also eric roberts just with a crude fake mustace
>confused, i wander about the rest of the facilities the rest of my lunch
>stumble across a door labeled E-Rec Room
>open the door to find rows and rows of costumes and racks full of camera gear
>in the very front is an interactive touch screen calendar
>the company keeps eric on retainer and all employees are allowed to schedule time slots for him to play any role they request
>when i asked my boss how, how could a company afford to keep the star of christopher nolans 'The Dark Knight' on hand like this he told me there was a subsection of my medical insurance that states that eric is allowed to accompany me to no less than 3 check ups so he can stock up on highlights magazines and use their hand sanitizer
2 bags of black tar and a backpage hooker who does watersports
Net worth of 8 million dollars, he averages 18,000 a movie.
Is he the lowest paid actor in hollywood?
>>70522905
another role
its an endless loop
