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stannis is love, stannis is life edition
old >>70513803
https://youtu.be/fIOiAfEIk_g
lancel kill?
>>70514780
STANNIS THE GRANNIS
>>70514780
NTH FOR MONFORD VELARYON AND STANNIS BARATHEON
Preston
4th for Rickon the Mad Wolf x Lyanna the Lolibear
>>70514796
brotherhood fucking shits getting smashed by sandor?
4th for les mis
>>70514775
saltier than the earth around Carthage my man
>>70514780
reminder that Jon's army is camping out right where Shireen was kill
reminder that we never saw Stannis die
Theon is a qt
LINDA WHEN
>in the books Jaime wants nothing to do with Cersei anymore and knows she is a crazy whore and being with her made him a worse person
>in the show I WILL KILL EVERY SINGLE TULLY TO GET BACK TO MY CERSEI
fucked him up worse than Stannis
reminder that if you bitch about teleportation then you're a faggot that likes boring travel scenes
>>70514780
thread theme
https://youtu.be/DEFXcVfN_qw
Daenerys
Does anyone else ship rickmen (rickon x tommen)??
I hope there will be no Cleganebowl just to piss off Redditfags.
>>70514833
I was half expecting Davos to come across Shireen's charred remains.
LF's mission is to inflict maximum suffering on all Starks before he has them go extinct.
LF was perfectly aware of how Ramsay was, that's why he sent Sansa there.
He is out for revenge.sansa is an idiot though
>>70514848
i liked this look, he looked like freeza
>>70514796
8 episodes to see the Mountain go fucking nuts. Stop blueballing me.
BURN THE WALL
BURN THEW ALL
BURN THEM ALL
First for Kinvara, High Priestess of the Red Temple of Volantis, the Flame of Truth, the Light of Wisdom, and First Servant of the Lord of Light. For the thread is dank and full of memes.
>>70514861
He will
Cleanganebowl, bastard bowl, tower of joy, white walkers, cerseis death, how are they going to fit all that in 3 fucking episodes?
>>70514852
>cleganebowl happens
>gravedigger dies
>yfw
>>70514852
>being this asspained that you were wrong
Reminder that Sansa is still married to Tyrion and it doesn't matter if they fucked or not because everyone thinks they did.
>>70514883
LSH as well
>>70514796
Cersei decided to go balls out huh
Where's Melisandre during all these talks with lords?
Why was the Shire in Westeros?
>>70514851
RICKON and DICKON are going to rule Westeros and Essos as gay emperors together
trust me, I was standing behind GRRM in a queue once
>>70514827
I am warning you
CLEGANE
>>70514851
You have to go back.
>>70514903
it doesn't matter what they think, what matters is their plan
>>70514893
i dont give a rat's ass about the mountain or the hound.
What's the next step of her masterplan?
>>70514913
Because a galaxy far far away is actually Hell
>>70514913
just where do you think the shire is you illiterate cockmongler?
>>70514796
>i love cersei...
gets me everytime
>>70514913
because GURM can't be original
>>70514883
Don't forget Stannis's glorious return
can someone explain me why americans clap during a TV show?
why would you do this? it doesn't make sense at all!
WOULD YOU BE ABLE TO WATCH GOT AT A BAR /tv/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LIjZUxv5Qes
>>70514927
cuck this kingdom, WITH NO HEIRS
Cast him.
>>70514911
You really want them to take some crazy fanatic ranting about some foreign religion that's basically diametrically opposed to the Old Gods?
Mel's job is basically done, dunno what is she even doing in the north.
>>70514922
What plan
>>70514883
They won't. Cleganebowl is cancelled due to shit writing. Cersei will never die because D&D actually think she is a sympathetic character
Why does High Sparrow get so much fucking screentime, just kill this old fuck already
JUST FUCK MY CHARACTER ARC UP SENPAI
>>70514883
CLEGANEBOWL FUCKING CONFIRMEDnot happening this season
>>70514946
it's called "freedom", one day you might get it don't worry
>>70514927
ATM with no wiping
>>70514954
septon meribald
>>70514923
>he's still posting
>>70514948
No. I keep it a secret i watch this plebfest
>>70514827
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JP31L6AhB3M
What have I done?
Sweet Mother, what have I done?
Become a thief in the night
Become a dog on the run
And have I fallen so far
And is the hour so late
That nothing remains but the cry of my hate?
The cries in the dark that nobody hears,
Here where I stand at the turning of the years?
If there's another way to go
I missed it twenty long years ago
My life was a war that could never be won
They gave me a helm and murdered Clegane
When they stabbed me and left me for dead
Yet why did I allow this man
To touch my soul and teach me love?
He treated me like any other
He gave me his trust
He called me brother
My life he claims for Gods above
Can such things be?
For I had come to hate this world
This world that always hated me
Take an eye for an eye!
Turn your heart into stone!
This is all I have lived for!
This is all I have known!
One word from him and I'd be back
Beneath the lash, upon the rack
Instead he offers me my freedom,
I feel my shame inside me like a knife
He told me that I have a soul,
How does he know?
What spirit came to move my life?
Is there another way to go?
I am reaching, but I fall
And the night is closing in
As I stare into the void
To the whirlpool of my sin
I'll escape now from that world
From the world of Sandor Clegane
The Hound is nothing now
Another story must begin!
>>70514954
Euron lost some weight
I don't think they could actually write a death that would shock me anymore
>>70514954
Seems like he would make a great Thoros of Myr
Arya and the hound will meet again?
will you cry when it happen
Hello its me Shae the hallucination hoare
>>70514966
He'll never EVER die in the show. Mark my words.
>>70514946
fucking plebs dont show their appreciation, didn't your mother ever teach you to say think you?
what did they mean by this?
>>70514883
They can't tbqh familia
Look at season 4 and how much X time was dedicated to Tyrions trial
One whole episode was just the trial by combat
What with this last episode being 20 minutes dedicated to the hound and a dead tv only character, which was great, a lot of shit is about to get rushed
That being said they are clearly going to show the mountain ripping Lancels head clean off from the preview so I'm fucking hype
>>70514970
>us of a
>freedom
>>70514999
This better be flashback/dream or I'm dropping the show 4realz.
>>70514954
do you ever wonder why he has a patch over one eye?
>>70515017
Its not lancel, it's one of the other sparrows
>>70514929
lmao
hello tv/got/ first time poster here:
I'm a bleck belt in parkour, is there any character in this show I could relate to?
>>70514929
Fuck it I kek'd
>>70514827
[JAIME]
One day more!
Another day, another destiny.
This never-ending road to Riverrun;
These men who seem to know my crime
Will surely come a second time.
One day more!
[TOMMEN]
I did not live until today.
How can I live when we are parted?
[BLACKFISH]
One day more.
[TOMMEN & MARG]
Tomorrow you'll be worlds away
And yet with you, my world has started!
[JORAH]
One more day all on my own.
[TOMMEN & MARG]
Will we ever meet again?
[JORAH]
One more day with her not caring.
[TOMMEN/MARG]
I was born to be with you.
[JORAH]
What a life I might have known.
[TOMMEN & MARG]
And I swear I will be true!
[JORAH]
But she never saw me there!
[DAENERYS]
One more day before the storm!
[TOMMEN]
Do I follow where she goes?
[DAENERYS]
At the barricades of freedom.
[TOMMEN]
Shall I join my brothers there?
[DAENERYS]
When our ranks begin to form
[TOMMEN]
Do I stay; and do I dare?
[DAENERYS]
Will you take your place with me?
>>70514946
American culture idealizes extroverted and exaggerated displays of emotions.
>>70514883
>Cleanganebowl
Next season
>bastard bowl
ep 9
>tower of joy
ep 10, still blue balled btw
>white walkers, cerseis death
n/a
>>70515041
bran
>>70514999
Don't call me a hoare :(
>>70515025
lannister soldiers stabbed him in the eye and hanged him
>>70514970
>go to that bar
>watch got
>people around me suddelny start clapping
>whatsgoingon?.jpg
>people look at me
>they get angry because I don't clap
>ask why they are clapping at the TV
>they go berserk
>fat tumblrines kick me out of the bar
great "freedome" you have there
JUST
> SIXTY TWO GOOD MEN
How come Sansa is constantly caked in make up in every shot.
It's off putting.
I didn't know the north was that easygoing.
>>70515031
He's ripping all the heads off brother
They're going to catapult the heads into the sept like the battle of pelennor fields
>>70514948
Holy Christ, what boobs. I was literally booing at the tv so loud that my mom came in and told me to hush, she said "what's got you so riled up?" And I just said "fucking hacks, mom"
>>70515071
>not a futa
dropped
>>70514948
cersei wants the oberyn sunspear
This woman does strange things to my wiener!
>>70515071
JAJAJAJAJAJA
EL JUSTO
JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA
>>70515041
Yeah,
Arya 'Oysters clams and cuckolds' 'Miss Plotarmour of Season 6' Stark.
>>70515041
People don't run in the series usually.
>>70515066
this implies you would ever be able to leave your basement, it's just not realistic
Some bad years.
Did anyone notice sansa's annoyed expression of disinterest upon hearing how the glover guy's family got rekt by the iron borne
Made me want to rape her
>No Dany this episode
>No Sand Sneks the last 6 episodes
>>70515004
filthy normies appropriating our meme culture
>>70515071
More of Cercei and Margaery pls
>>70515064
DABID are fine af damn
>>70515118
Robb did literally everything wrong.
>>70515066
>kicked out of a bar for some fattumblr
man up faggot
>>70515053
>white walkers
>n/a
FUCKS SAKE HOW IS IT STILL 1 WHITE WALKER EPISODE A SEASON WE'RE LIKE A SEASON AWAY FROM THE START OF THE WAR FOR THE DAWN FUCKING HELL SHOW ME MORE OF THE NIGHT KING I WANNA HEAR HIM TALK I WANT THE WALL TO COME DOWN I WANT ICE SPIDERS AND ICE DRAGONS AND I WANT IT TO BE MORE THAN 1 EPISODE A SEASON BIG BAD VILLAIN MY ASS FUCKING CAPTAINS DAUGHTER THAT THEON FUCKED HAS MORE SCREENTIME THAN THE NIGHT KING AND THAT DOWN SYNDROME LOOKING ASS BITCH PROBABLY HAS MORE SIGNIFICANCE TO THE STORY THAN THE WALKERS AT THIS POINT HARDHOME WASNT ENOUGH I WANT MORE THE CAVE SCENE SUCKED DICK TOO FOR FUCKS SAKE AT LEAST BRING THE WALL DOWN IN EP 10 AAAAAAAAAAAAA
i mean come on
at least dont stab arya the same way you stabbed robbs cunt to death
she even twisted the knife for gods sake
SANDOR CLEGANE IS NOTHING NOW
ANOTHER STORY MUST
BEGIN
Get Hype
>>70515118
She's like a dumb Cersei
>>70515126
>>70515071
Delete this
>D&D force degeneracy down our throats every single episodes
>portrait the only righteous man who punishes degenerates as a villain
Why aren't you rooting for high sparrow yet?
>>70515124
i want to believe the sand sneks are never coming back
>>70515141
DELETE THIS
>>70515050
This.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LIjZUxv5Qes
>Cheer when Brienne beats him to death
>Cheer when he comes back
God I hate people.
>>70515151
Thanks senpai
>>70515118
She'd love it
>>70514827
>>70514979
>>70515046
https://youtu.be/urxk4mveLCw
There, realm in the darkness
Four usurpers rulling
Fallen from god
Fallen from grace
R'hllor be my witness
I never shall yield
Till we come face to face
Till we come face to face
They know their way in the dark
Mine is the way of the Lord of Light
Those who follow the path of the righteous
Shall have their reward
And if they fall
As the Great Other fell
The flames
The sword!
Stars
In your multitudes
Scarce to be counted
Filling the darkness
With order and light
You are the sentinels
Silent and sure
Keeping watch in the night
Keeping watch in the night
You know your place in the sky
You hold your course and your aim
And each in your season
Returns and returns
And is always the same
And if you fall as the Great Other fell
You fall in flame!
And so it must be, for so it is written
On the doorway to paradise
That those who falter and those who fall
Must pay the price!
Lord, let me defeat them
That I may see them
Safe behind bars
I will never rest
Till then
This I swear
This I swear by the stars!
>>70515166
Because he literally engages in terrorism.
>>70515166
>rooting for a fictional character(:
>>70515166
I had one of the best faps of my life imagining Margaery bouncing on the high sparrow's cock.
What about you?
>>70515151
*dumber Cersei
Excerpt from Ep. 10 script:
Sandor steps forward towards the mountain.
Cersi: What are you fighting for, dog? You have no alleigance to the king.
Sandor: Fighting is the only thing I know. Some men are born to rule. Some are born to paint, sing, all that shit. But I was born to fight. And if I didn't know that before, well, now...
Sandor Unsheathes his sword
Sandor: It's FUCKING CONFIRMED
>>70515180
Reminder to report all youtube marketing
>>70515136
>see this
>man up
>>70515201
zzz
>>70515201
same but with loras
>>70515180
I don't even mind Brienne but I didn't cheer for that shit. The hound and Arya was some of the best shit of seasons 3-4
>>70515118
Sansa a shit, worst Stark by far.
I want Rickon REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>70515141
rejoice brother, last season will be entirely devoted to the White Walker's uprising and their glorious victory over the seven kingdom
>>70514967
What's the difference between show and book jamie? Why is his arc so fucked?
>>70515024
It's a hallucination by Tyrion.
>>70515207
Not
>Gregor: So you come back to die with your city
>Sandor: No... I came back to stop you
>When you nutted but she keep suckin
>>70514780
He lives!
STANNIS LIVES!
>>70514946
I'm an American and I didn't know this was an American thing, because the people I watch shows with I guess aren't a bunch of mouthbreathing fucks
>>70515201
Imagining Tommen bouncing on the high sparrow's cock.
>>70515166
Because he's a Democrat fucking shit.
>>70515077
>62 men
>2k wildlings
>no glover support
>same location that provides natural protection but just only 20 GOOD MEN XD managed to destroy everything
Who /allaboardthehypetrain/ here? LSH and Cleganebowl confirmed
>>70514985
TRIGGERED
>>70515229
one can only hope, anon. i've had enough of these HUMAN FUCKING SHITS
>>70515243
Thats Lord Glover
>>70515232
If you can't see why is show arc is fucked you are literally stupid.
>>70515263
what LSH?
>>70515141
>end of S2 showed the army marching off to wreck some shit
>they've just been walking in circles for four years or something
steve coogan in got when
>>70515243
what the fuck
>>70515283
Lady Stoneheart
>>70515066
this didn't actually happen, did it
>>70515282
I'm not a fan of his show arc, but I'm imagining the majority of the hatred for him comes from book jamie being significantly better.
>>70515254
CIA and Sweetrobin's men will save the day.
>>70515285
They can't get past the Wall yet, so they're just roaming around fucking up wildlings.
Reminder that the Mormont girl is a good actress, but Cordy is still the best girl.
>>70515280
you are fucking blind
>>70515249
i do
>>70515323
cordy is a fathead
>>70515148
Is it legit?
>>70515319
treeniggers too
>>70514862
I'm pretty sure he used Sansa as a way of tricking the Boltons into completely severing their ties with the Lannisters after Tywin died and they were nervous about keeping the pact anyway as Roose stated
>>70515263
LSH IS CUT
CLEGANEBOWL IS ENOUGH THOUGH
GET
HYPE
Cleganebowl namedropped on After the Thrones.
It's fucking confirmed. Gonna be a showdown.
Get hype.
Game.of.Thrones.S06E08.HDTV.x264-KILLERS[ettv].1
>>70515143
I AM WARNING YOU CLEGANE, I'M A BIGGER GUY BY FAR
>>70515309
but for free?
CIA will ask sansa to marry him becaming ward of the north?
>>70515254
someone big gonna die
>>70515263
lancel kills the mountain
jamie has to come back to fight for cersei, lancel is the faiths champion
LANNISTERBOWL CONFIRMED
JUST
>>70515232
>What's the difference between show and book jamie?
Book Jaime has a lot of introspection during his Riverlands trip.
He really looks at himself and what he's become. He struggles with honour, vows and doing what is right. He starts to grow into the leadership position that Tywin always wanted from him.
Then once he reaches Riverrun he tries to break the siege peacefully so he doesn't break his oath to Cat.
All of this with a BWB infiltration right under his nose in the very camp he's set up, all ready to climax in a showdown with Brienne and LSG
BANE.
>>70515328
>Implying
I already fell for the Stannis is alive tricks a few weeks ago. I'm not going to be made a fool again
>>70515285
>Littlefinger teleports like a motherfucker, going from the vale to the north in one or two days when he would need at least a couple of weeks.
>White Walkers go trough the north fucking up shit and getting wildling Wights. Still aren't even close of the wall after at least two years.
>>70515352
grrm-twow.epub
>>70515243
Where have I seen this clothing before? And no, I don't think this is glover.
>Cersei
You need not serve the king, Dog.
>Sandor Clegane
Nowitenz
>>70515306
it did
it was the
>dany steps outside the fire, again!
episode
I also mumbled to myself how stupid this is
>>70515332
> DELETE
THIS
>>70515188
I know that your powers of retention
Are as wet as Renly's backside
But thick as you are, pay attention
My words are a matter of pride
It's clear from your vacant expressions
The lights are not all on upstairs
But we're talking kings and successions
Even you can't be caught unawares
So prepare for a chance of a lifetime
Be prepared for sensational news
A shining new era is tiptoeing nearer
And where do we feature?
Just listen to preacher
I know it sounds sordid but you'll be rewarded
When at last I am given my dues!
And injustice deliciously squared
Be prepared!
>Clayton Suggs:
Yeah! Be prepared, we'll be prepared! For what?
>Stannis:
For the death of the king
>Godry Farring
Is he sick?
>Stannis:
No, fool! We're going to kill him and Margaery, too
>Justin Massey:
Great idea! Who needs a king?
>All three:
No king, no king! La la la la la la!
>Stannis:
Idiots! There will be a king!
>Godry:
But you said-
>Stannis:
I will be king!
Stick with me and Rh'llor never go hungry again!
>All three:
Yay, all right! Long live the king!
Long live the king!
>Baratheon soldiers chime in
It's great that we'll soon be connected
With a king who'll be all-time adored
Of course, quid pro quo, you're expected
To take certain duties on board
The future is littered with prizes
And though I'm the main addressee
The point that I must emphasize is
You won't get an ember without me!
So prepare for the coup of the century
Be prepared for the smokiest pyre!
Meticulous planning, tenacity spanning
King Landing's denial is simply why I'll
Be king undisputed, respected, saluted
And seen for the wonder I am
>Stannis:
Yes, my sword and ambitions are bared-
Be prepared!
>D and D join in:
Yes, our sword and ambitions are bared-
Be prepared!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkU23m6yX04
(muffled voice) Or perhaps he's wondering why someone would hang a man, before cutting his throat.
>Ay, now I have. I'm disappointed.
>not You always disappoint, Kingslayer.
you always disappoint, D&D
What would Stannis Baratheon do
If he was here right now,
He'd burn a man
And he'd follow through,
That's what Stannis Baratheon'd do.
When Stannis Baratheon was in King's Landing,
Fighting for the crown,
He killed two Lannisters and triple knights
While wearing a blind fold.
When Stannis Baratheon was in the far north,
Fighting wildlings,
He used his magical fire sword,
And saved the Lord Commander fair.
So what would Stannis Baratheon do
If he were here today,
I'm sure he'd kick an ass or two,
That's what Stannis Baratheon'd do.
And what would Stannis Baratheon do,
He'd call all the Lords in town,
And tell them to unite for true
That's what Stannis Baratheon would do.
When Stannis Baratheon traveled to the North
To Lands of Always Winter,
He fought the evil Night King
and saved the human race again
And when Stannis Baratheon took King's Landing,
He beat up Tommy B.
Cos Stannis Baratheon doesn't take shit from anybody
So lets all get together,
And unite to stop the Usurps
And we'll save Westeros and Essos too,
Cos that's what Stannis Baratheon'd do.
And we'll save Westeros and Essos too,
Cos that's what Stannis Baratheon'd dooooo,
That's what Stannis Baratheon'd do.
>>70515141
>>70515229
>>70515274
>implying the white walker's threat won't be neutralized in 15 minutes of the last episode by daenerys flying in with dragons
>she then proceeds to thank the remaining main characters like Jon and Arya and ascends to the heavens
better prepare yourself to this right now anons, I wouldn't get my hopes up for anything better at this point...
REMINDER
>>70515363
I'LL KILL EVERY LAST TULLY
>>70514796
>Jaime is still madly in love with Cersei
wtf just come on man
>>70515445
absolute madwoman keeps doing it
>>70515452
based Jaime genociding TULLY FUCKING SHITS one dinner at a time
>>70515254
>yfw Davos brought Jon back and rallied the entire north just so he could get back to Stannis' camp and find Shireen's body
>>70515442
that's why we have to resort to shit like this
>>70515428
DELETE THIS SHE CAN'T BE DEAD YET
>saved by Petyr from certain death in KL
>saved by Petyr from abuse and/or death in the Vale
>married off to one of the strongest political players in Westeros in her ancestral home, who only does butt stuff with her despite being capable of truly nightmarish horrific things
>bitch to Petyr when he comes over with to provide her a free huge army
>realize she's in dire straits because of her lack of any political skill whatsoever, write to petyr and use pussy power to get that army anyway
Is Sansa supposed to be a metaphor for modern entitled girls or something?
Was Lyanna Mormont the most ANIME little girl on live action television?
BIG BLACKFISH
LITTLE WHITEJAMIE
>>70515197
He's the best chance the commoners have
Who gives a shit if he locks up a faggot or two
>>70515486
>Shireen's body
*ashes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nEK7rFmYAt0
>>70515494
Don't worry, she has plot armor and can easily survive stabs that killed Roose Bolton and Areo Hotah in 3 seconds.
>>70515501
Little Mormont was based as fuck, no wonder they didn't want Jorah around. That's the real reason he was exiled, not because of Ned.
>>70515501
Ramsay likes his girls young :^)
>>70515499
Her marriage to Ramsay was retarded and literally served no purpose. When she asked LF why he did it even he couldn't respond. It is truly shit tier writing.
>muh Gravedigger
What sort of retard come up with this shit?
>>70515363
fuck off
thats literally from all his internal monologs
we dont have any of them in the tv show
fuck off cunt
>>70515526
It's called Wife Armor. GRRM's wife would have a fit if she died in any media whatsoever.
who /disappointed/ here
>>70515539
It did serve a purpose, it put the Boltons and Lannisters at odds and LF asked to be Warden in the North if he defeated the Boltons.
>>70515499
She's meant to be a transition to Cersei. So yes.
>>70515501
teddy bear is smarter than bitch sansa.
>>70515380
I'm starting to think Westeros is actually the size of eastern Massachusetts
>>70515526
God damn that's dumb. At least show them getting their throats slit or something so when you pull a gut wound like this it doesn't look so dumb.
>>70515377
LIAM NEESON
>>70515188
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRzvdQh8D2Q
Who is this woman?
What sort of devil is she
To have me caught in a trap
And choose to let me go free?
It was his hour at last
To put a seal on my fate
Wipe out the past
And wash me clean off the slate!
All it would take
Was a flick of her sword.
Vengeance was hers
And he gave me back my life!
>>70515563
I guess he can't fucking talk to Bronn then, retard.
>>70515438
BIG DEAL
BIG DEAL
kys
>>70515539
It was also against her will, so Lyanna Mormont asking if she was a Bolton or Lannister was retarded. Annulments work in her favor by far and her marriage to Tyrion was never a thing anyways.
>>70515539
It served the narrative purpose of shipping her north. Since she's a character with zero motivation or capabilities of her own she needs to be handled by men and then bitch about it forever.
>>70515490
HUMAN FUCKING SHITS
>>70515428
AHHHHH SAVE ME GREY WORM
>>70515539
He was spreading chaosh and breaking alliances.
>>70515561
he should be digging graves
>>70515565
He was great and I think he and Frey being back are great addition to the cast. Also Lyanna Mormont was interesting.
>>70515490
HUMAN FUCKING SHITS
Soon the Others will rule
LF just wants to see the starks suffer.
No need to argue about it boys
>>70515594
>and her marriage to Tyrion was never a thing anyways.
according to the people who dont benefit from it.
>season 8
>Dany takes on the Iron Throne
>they are talking about some plague effecting the Northernlands and what to do about it
>suddenly a crow drops in
>it transforms into a cloaked person
>Dany says "Who are you?"
>he starts going on a ranting about doom coming for them and how they need to take their people east, to the forgotten lands of Esso
>she doesn't believe him and orders the guards to arrest him
>he drops the cloak and reveals himself as Stannis, back from the dead because the Lord of Light said his job wasn't done
Screecap this shit
Who do you ship Sandor with?
Hard mode: no Mountain
>>70515490
HUMAN FUCKING SHITS
>>70515567
>Ramsay is defeated and LF granted Warden of the North
>Jon and Sansa can't do anything about it
>>70515249
No need to imagine.
>>70515564
I fucking hate GURM and his disgusting landwhale of a wife.
So to anyone who read the Truede leaks...I thought the entire House Tyrell was going to get Wildfire'd in the season finale? But now Olenna is leaving for Highgarden and probably won't be around for the remainder of the season?Maybe there is hope for Based Mace "the Ace" to survive too now?
REMINDER THAT STANNIS WILL BE LORD STONEHEART IN THE SHOW
>>70515197
>implying the act of rooting for anyone, real or not, isn't worthless
Can someone remind me who the fuck is Edmure?
>>70514836
She's sick so not today
>>70515648
olenna wil die before she leaves i feel
I've missed /goodGoTepisodes/too bad next episode will be a huge dissapointment
>>70515594
>It was also against her will
No it wasn't, she agreed to it, the dumb bitch. She's more a Tully than a Stark anyway.
>mfw the 'D&D can't write' meme is actually true
>mfw that one other writer wrote both the onl good episodes this season
>>70515627
It wasn't, they never consummated and even Tyrion admitted to such. Hell that's still a thing in this day and age, marriage isn't technically legal even in 2016 if the marriage isn't consummated.
>>70515628
Stannis is Medivh?
>>70515666
satan
>Scenes with Yara and Danaerys interacting will dominate season 7
>>70515625
He's climbing the ladder. Minor house, owner of whore houses, master of coin, lord of the Vale's "uncle", warden of the north.
>>70515666
Some tully guy
doesn't even matter
Post yfw Tormund and Sandor fight over Brienne.
>>70515665
you've a point there
>>70515091
Where do you think her latest baby came from?
>>70515679
>they never consummated
Yes they did. No one's going to believe they didn't.
>marriage isn't technically legal even in 2016 if the marriage isn't consummated.
Where the hell do you live
edmure looks surprisingly good
>>70515628
So we Warcraft 3 now?
>>70515648
They're dying before they get the chance to leave, the only leak so far that has different versions is the Battle of Bastards. One has Rickon having already been dead and the other with no word on his survival after the arrow shot. With different outcomes for Ramsay, one Jon feeds him to his own dogs, and the other Jon beats him to death after Wun Wun dies breaking down Winterfell's Gate.
>>70515666
Cat's Brother.
>>70515696
You forgot Jamie.
>>70515565
>yfw he gets killed off after 2 episodes
>>70515666
Julius Caesar's murderer
>dat sandor and then the opening
>dat mcshane
>dat loli mormont
>dat riverrun segment
>dat was lemoncloack?
>dat arya almost died
he whispered in my ear "Lyannaaaaaa"
>>70515499
>married to Tyrion
>lol nah he didn't cum inside to it doesn't count
>married to Ramsay
>lol nah it wasn't fun so doesn't count
>talk shit to Petyr's face and even threaten him indirectly
>lol nah I was angry sorry :3 can I haz army anyway?
Literally modern "empowered" females.
>>70515648
could you link me to the entirety of the leaks?
So guys, how did hwaif failed to cut arya's throat for a confirmed kill?
>>70515688
He also owns Harrenhal, as worthless as it is.
>>70515727
>Yes they did. No one's going to believe they didn't.
why would you undercut your own statement like that
>>70515671
I can't think of anyone who would gain something from killing her right now though.
Except it's revealed the High Sparrow knows Margaery is >merely pretending and wants to teach her a lesson
>>70515539
In ASOS Littlefinger literally tells Sansa that sometimes you have to make moves that serve no purpose or even appear to work against you in order to keep your enemies confused
Based Petyr playing the game
Does sansa have her hymen in tact?
>>70515742
Battle royal for Briennes leathered maidenhead?
>lord glover
kek
>>70515666
He is the younger brother of Catelyn and Lysa and the current Lord and head of House Tully. He's the guy who got married at the Red Wedding and has been held captive since then by Freys
>>70515781
He probably doesn't give a fuck as long as she's keeping a pious public facade.
>>70515773
>why would you undercut your own statement like that
I didn't, are you retarded? If enough people think they fucked then they fucked (as in, it will just be like they actually fucked).
>>70515148
>>70515333
This is an old pic, correct?
>>70515666
Guy that pissed off Robb because he won a victory (at the cost of leaving their post and losing something else)
Guy that fucked up the shot to burn the dead dude at the funeral.
Guy who had to marry a Frey in Robbs stead, was left alive during the Red Wedding because of this.
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Increased connectivity and access to television box sets such as Game of Thrones is stopping couples from having sex, warns a leading statistician. Photo / Supplied
Increased connectivity and access to television box sets such as Game of Thrones is stopping couples from having sex, warns a leading statistician. Photo / Supplied
Addictive television box sets such as Game of Thrones are stopping couples having as much sex as previous generations, a leading statistician has warned.
The trend of declining sex rates over the past 30 years was "very worrying", said David Spiegelhalter.
In 1990 couples made love about five times a month on average but by 2010 it was just three times. If trends continue, by 2030 couples will have stopped having sex all together, he said.
Previously researchers have warned that lovers are killing the mood by taking their iPads to bed.
But Prof Speigelhalter, Winton Professor of the public understanding of risk at Cambridge University, blamed the rise of "massive connectivity" embodied by streaming services such as Netflix, smartphones, and television box sets.
Speaking at the Hay Festival, which is sponsored by the Telegraph, he said: "How many times have you had sex in the last four weeks? You can start seeing the changes in society.
"People are having less sex. Sexually active couples between 16 and 64 were asked and the median was five times in the last month in 1990, then four times in 2000 and three times in 2010.
"At this rate by 2030 couples are not going to be having any sex at all. Which is a very worrying trend."
>>70515727
Not him, but he's right, it's actually a law still in a lot of places. Colorado doesn't recognize the rights for instance if their is no consummation or you have a physical impairment that prevents one from doing so. Ireland and a lot of European countries also still have that law as well. It's rarely enforced because you need absolute proof and in this day and age it's a very rare thing anyways, but the law does exist in a good majority of the world surprisingly. The marriage is technically legal, but it allows one to differentiate between annulments and divorce and all the legal shit that entails the two.
>>70515799
Yes, Ramsay only did anal.
>>70515148
No one's gonna either say this is fake and prove it or get hype? Where the fuck is this even from.
Who else hyped for Arya being chased by literally no one next episode
There's a reason nobody even cared about the bleeding 10 year old
She's not bleeding I'm
https://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:t5OGL5SVX8MJ:https://thepiratebay.org/torrent/14814101/Game_of_Thrones_S06E08_2016_HDTV_x264_-_CM+&cd=1&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=uk
??????? Is it legit or not?
>>70515752
Viewer's guide says it was Lem.
I still can't wrap my head around it.
Why would Melly and the Onion Knight rush to resurrect Jon Snow, a guy who they know little about and care little about, instead of rushing off to resurrect Stannis, their leader and friend?
>>70515824
Learn to use clipboard jesus christ
>>70515815
You probably should have said that directly rather than saying something that's untrue (they didn't literally fuck, so they didn't fuck)!
>>70515798
>Based littlefinger literally offers the armies of the vale to Sansa
>Sansa gives a speech about women rights and feminist thoery
>WE NEED MEN TO FIGHT!!!
OYSTERS, WARTS AND COCKLES!
>>70515812
you mite b right
still unsure if high sparrow actually believes the shit he says or if he's just power hungry
>>70515686
>inevitable forced lesbian flirting scenes
>>70515754
>Married to Tyrion
>They never have sex
>Married to Ramsay
>Counts because she agreed to it and they had sex
>>70515761
I wonder that too, because it was quite clear she cut across the throat and suddenly she's holding Arya and stabbing her in the gut, it was a very poorly directed scene with such an odd fast transition.
>>70515848
Im about to find out
>>70515799
Ramsay obliterated it. He even shoved Theon's dismembered cock into her ass while Theon watched just because he knew it'd make him squirm
>yfw that's what Sansa meant by she can still feel it inside
>>70515872
Literally makes no difference at this point.
>>70515876
Natural lesbian flirting scenes ONLY, please.
>>70515859
>they couldnt because we havent seen Stannis' body
>mfw it's that very thing giving Stannis hope that ends up as the reason for Stannis being not resurrected
>mfw Stannisfags are UTTERLY btfo by POTTERY
>>70515883
Please report back
>>70515882
>>They never have sex
Like the other anon mentioned, no one is going to believe Tyrion held back from fucking her.
>>70515739
>They're dying before they get the chance to leave
I hope you're wrong and last episode was the last we see from Olenna for the rest of the season.
But you're probably right.
Who's going to do it though? The leaks have been kind of vague about this part. All we know for certain is Tommen jumping and Unella getting Gregor'd
>>70515824
>not fucking whilst watching got
>>70515889
Theon's dick got sent to Balon though.
>>70515889
I don't mean I can feel it in my heart I mean Theon's cock is LITERALLY STILL INSIDE ME AND I CAN FEEL IT
>Brotherhood plot back
>Sandor back
Good, now do Gendry
>>70515148
WELL MY REP IS LIKE
WHY THE MIGHT BE RIGHT
IM KINDA SKETCH I MIGHT
>>70515910
He looks like Bernie so much it's uncanny.
>>70515843
It's more like a bunch of random people don't want to mess with it and go about their lives.
>>70515859
Mely realizes that Jon Snow is Azor Ahai because she constantly sees him in the flames and not Stannis, Stannis was just a means to Jon.
Now Davos, you got me there. Davos resurrecting Jon is fine because he cares about people he finds to be good men/righteous, but not immediately asking to take him to Stannis, is odd. Guess he felt Stannis may have been dead far longer than Jon was and there was no hope.
>>70515889
>>70515837
Did theon lick her ass to prepare for ramsay's chode?
>>70514962
She was supposed to kill herself after she couldnt res jon
>>70515936
He's probably with the BwB
and will be killed off within 5 seconds
>Everyone in the series drops to the floor in one stab.
>A teenager gets stabbed three times, slashed and still makes a long swim under water and can keep walking though the streets.
DABID!
>>70515936
>yfw Gendry will finally reach shore
>>70515936
It would be cool if Gendry found and saved Arya now that she's wounded. :3
So why exactly did the brotherhood without banners massacre the Septon?
Looking around, they didn't even scavenge the place, there was tons of valuable stuff just lying around.
Seems like a horrible way for an essentially guerrilla organisation to survive. Pissing off the locals AND inciting violence against the primary religion of the Continent is a fairly brazen way to lose all the things you need to survive, like food and recruits. Fuck, the if the High Septon hears that the infidels in the band of brothers are killing believers, he might just lean on the great houses for them to clamp down on them.
Is there something I am missing here? Did the brotherhood without banners just do this for the lolz?
>>70515950
Bernie should have died this week to go alongside Bernie Campaign dying irl on June 7
>>70515922
I hope I'm wrong too, Olenna is great.
I imagine the Faith would do it honestly in some round-about way, or with Tommen's death, Cersei flips and sets Wildfire off trying to take everything with her.
>>70515963
Would have been better plot development.
>>70515970
It seems like going underwater would just serve to make the stabs even more fatal (re: bleeding out faster / more germs)
>>70515848
>>70515883
HOLY FUCK IT'S REAL
>>70515982
Because they're running a protection racket, fuckwit.
Some of you are srsly autistic.
>>70515936
bwb
armies commit crimes we must defend the small folk
nah lets just kill em all
>>70515996
Post Screencaps or preferably webms
>>70515932
>Balon sent it back with a note that said "top lel, well meme'd"
>>70515982
I think the point is that the BwB is now full-blown religious fanatic.
Have we seen the last of a man who speaks in the third person? Will a man die?
>>70515883
Enjoy the virus
>>70515982
>Did the brotherhood without banners just do this for the lolz?
They worshiped the wrong gods
>>70515982
Pissed the way they were talked to. Brotherhood isn't exactly smart outside of Beric/Thoros, and Beric is just a damn fire zombie that wants to die.
>>70515996
Gonna watch it now, will give a detailed episode description after I'm done. Fuck, am I excited.
>>70515996
gib screencap
DID
THEON
LICK
SANSA'S
BUM HOLE
TO PREPARE
FOR RAMSAY
CHODE
???
>>70515998
we must lean on the small folk for money
but if we kill them we shouldnt steal from them
>yfw Waif was Arya wearing Waif's face, and Arya was Waif wearing and old lady's face and then changed to Waif's face after doing the deed
>>70515430
Made me chuckle
>>70515983
He's winning in the show tho
>>70515967
Why would Gendry be with BWB when they betrayed him and sold him off to be sacrificed by Meli?
>>70516048
Theon licked Ramsay's butthole tbqh
>>70516051
no, arya is waif
it's all fight club arya durden shit
>>70516051
she shanked herself?
>>70515996
No it's not, you can check any of ettv's stuff. Hint: It doesn't go on piratebay first.
>>70516042
Bullshit. Post screenshots to prove it's legit.
>>70516031
what the fuck was the point of the whole faceless gooks subplot
>>70514948
>those disgusting hipster faggots
jesus christ, this is horrible
HOW OLD IS /GOT/?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10412383
http://www.strawpoll.me/10412383
http://www.strawpoll.me/10412383
>>70515440
Also made me chuckle
>>70516048
He licked it afterward to keep the butt babies in
>>70516061
DABID
>>70516061
Gendry is gonna be the one to get Arya out of Braavos. It's already been confirmed they'll meet again. They'll run into Jon and stuff and Mely/Davos will recognize him, realize he's the closest related to Stannis and he'll somehow be legitimized as Gendry Baratheon.
>>70516101
>>70516068
Did theon diddle his boi clit while doing so?
Did he shoot that reek juice all over Sansa's calves?
>>70515746
This. A man in power and head of a house? We can't have that!
>Mormonts
>Led by a little girl
>Targs
>Led by a woman
>Greyjoys
>Led by a woman, with villainous white CIS male after them
>Dorne
>Led by stronk womyn
>Tarly
>Led by a hateful, evil CIS male who will soon be overthrown in favor of the literal cuckolded SJW fat son and refugee child
>Glover
>Led by a traitorous CIS male
>Starks
>Led by a stronk womyn. #rapesurvivor
>Boltons
>Led by an evil CIS male. Everything he has was just taken from the people! #wearethe99%
>Vale
>Led by evil, traitorous CIS male who will soon be killed in favor of a kid with literal down syndrome taking over
>Baratheon
>Led by a white male. He subscribes heavily to the SJW ethos, so he is given a pass. Still, he has blonde hair and blue eyes; he's going to turn evil
>Lannisters
>Led by two evil CIS white people who fuck each other. #whitepeoplecray
This show is a Tumblrites wet dream.
>>70515982
There's one of three things happening:
Either they're going after people who worship the seven because lol lord of the light faith warriors
Or in the show they're basically merged with the brave companions so viewers dont get too confused
Or they become a villainous group after Lady Stoneheart takes charge, but she's not going to be in the show so that seems unlikely.
>>70516114
Oh, okaynot to be mean but that's a dumb theory
DABID
WHAT IF
WE FREEZE JAIME'S ARC FOR 2 SEASON
AND THEN CRANK IT ALL INTO THREE EPISODES
>>70516092
I remember from similar polls in previous seasons that /got/ is surprisingly old.
>>70514948
>tfw no one will ever cheer for you
>>70515998
>penniless subsistence farmers making for a good protection racket
Also these rackets only work when the authorities turn a blind eye. The brotherood relies on the smallfolk to actually like them, or else they'd just turn them over to the nobility. Great way to die horribly.
>>70516025
I mean, this gives them a motivation I guess, infidel killing being good an all. Still a retarded way of going about it.
>>70516039
I want the red priest's to leave
>>70516041
God the show has the most retarded characters
>>70516141
Thank fuck /pol/ arrives when thread is past the bumplimit.
>>70515486
>recognizing some charred remains/ashes as the daughter of your liege
>>70516141
Fuck off.
>>70515842
It's a photo of a dirt hut with a shield out front, what's confusing?
GET HYPE
>>70516141
>waaah why aren't all the female characters near silent, hot as fuck maids / princesses
>waaah why are male characters complex and not just plain good guy heroes
>>70516169
>I mean, this gives them a motivation I guess, infidel killing being good an all. Still a retarded way of going about it.
Well they might have a zombie in command too.
>>70516175
he's got a good point about at least half of the stuff
>>70516154
I actually mistyped (they were supposed to be pretending to be each other), but fear not, it was a dumb theory to begin with so I accept your shitting on me.
>>70516141
>it's a /pol/ babby getting triggered episode
>>70516141
>Sam is literally "my wife's son" meme character
when will dabids stop stealing jokes from 4chan
>>70516182
He'll probably find the wooden stag he gave her before he left, which didn't burn because Dabid.
>>70516188
It's a cosplay
>>70516092
>All those 18-25 year old little shits
Your opinion is literally invalid if you haven't lived in the real world for at least 8 years.
>>70516221
>>>/tumblr/
Can theon cum from urethral stimulation?
>enjoying the comfiness of the new episode
>The Hound is back
>Jaime's a boss
>Suddenly Arya scene
>Groan
>Almost get my hopes up because she gets stabbed
>She lives anyway
>See next week's preview
>Brienne of fucking Tarts takes over negotiations from Jaime
Why the FUCK is Brienne even there? WHAT THE FUCK SHIT WHAT
>>70514780
Did Jon's army park where 20 good men took out half of Stanis's forces?
>>70516240
>implying comfy western life is "the real world"
>>70516278
>mfw Stannisfags still in denial
>>70516252
How the fuck does he even piss? Shouldn't he be dead from all the waste buildup?
>>70516252
Probably, I mean they cut off his dick, not his ballsack
>>70516277
Brienne isn't even bad neither is she strong womyn. She's a big manly turd who can fight, otherwise she's a typical woman looking for a lord to serve. A good character desu.
>>70516277
Because they sent her to get the Blackfish's support. Besides this entire arc with Brienne/Jaime was supposed to happen directly after the Red Wedding.
>>70516284
Jorah pls...
>>70516296
Traditionally eunuchs inserted a bamboo reed
>>70516296
You piss from your urehtrha not through your cock
currently his urethra is just shortened
>>70516300
do you think yara would be willing to milk his prostate
she seems to be good with her fingers
>>70516296
they put a straw in the urethra before chopping the dick off (this method of full castration was almost always lethal btw)
>>70516335
it's because of the blodo loss isnt it
>>70516252
>>70516296
>>70516300
>>70516332
>>70516333
>>70516335
You guys are disgusting. Shut the fuck up already.
>>70516325
Meanwhile
>Go on do your duty
>Her duty was to find and guard Sansa not sit around and kill Stannis
>Talks about how Renly and all the laws of Westeros that he was the rightful King
>Stannis is older
>Her husbando was a cock-gobbler
She's a fucking retard. She's basically every anime fangirl ever.
>>70516363
Fuck off Reek
New thread?
>inb4 do it yourself
b-but everytime I do I get bullied
>>70516360
Not him, but you would be correct. Too many vessels and shit down there for it to just be lopped off.
>>70516390
Why would you even care about new threads in the first place. Or making one. There's enough room here.
>>70516390
I wont bully you, promise!
>>70516284
Western life was comfy 10+ years ago when the first-world economy was great and job creation was still a thing.
Now you have 300 applicants for a corner store desk clerk position, even the standards commodity market is volatile as fuck, and you need to have hundreds of contacts on your LinkedIn, most of whom need to be diverse, or you won't even be given an opportunity to go for the first part of the multistage recruitment process for that job you studied 6 years for.
I'd much rather live in the third world where I can just cut fish heads off at a market and live life without luxuries. At least I won't die at the age of 40 from 20+ years of daily stress, poor diet, and depression.
>>70516367
But she had le other oath
>>70516390
Stop making shit threads / doing it too early then.
>>70516390
We'll bully you if you don't make a thread, so get to it.
>>70516414
No anon you were just a teenager 10+ years ago and didn't know shit about shit
>>70516414
>I'd much rather live in the third world where
No you wouldn't, shut the fuck up
>>70516414
Right on Brother, right on
>>70516245
>muh tumblr xD
>>70516414
I bet you're the kind of guy who enjoys designated shitting streets too
>>70516414
As much as you westerners like to meme "LEL 3rd world shithole", it ain't that bad. I live in a 3rd world shithole and it's pretty great. Unless of course you are literally poor then that's different
>>70516470
>triggered
>>70516414
>I'd much rather live in the third world where I can just cut fish heads off at a market and live life without luxuries. At least I won't die at the age of 40 from 20+ years of daily stress, poor diet, and depression.
Either this is b8 or you're the stupidest person currently using 4chan.
>>70516504
>I live in a 3rd world shithole
where?
>>70516414
I just want to go to vietnam and get some viet poosie
>>70516497
i bet he's the kind of guy that enjoys meming about it though
>>70516367
At least you don't hate her because she's a female character who doesn't know her place.
>>70516538
India, but i live in the North, i'm white
>>70516504
where are you from
>>70516541
>not going to Thailand or Brazil and getting boipussy
>>70516141
Look at it this way, an SJW paradise is pure fiction.
>>70516538
>>70516580
Philippines
>>70516575
Nobody is white.
>>70516575
>i'm white
Sure you are, Patel
>>70516562
She's just a bad character. She's a lot more tolerable in the books, but not by much.
>>70516575
Yeah yeah, that's enough out of you, get me a pack of cigs and a beer you brown shitstain shopkeeper.
>>70516590
>going far across the globe to get inferior boipussy
>not getting best local boys for free
>>70516451
I was 21 years old 10 years ago, and still remember being able to jump from employer to employer because of how many jobs there were.
Now I'm too scared to even respond to my supervisor when he belittles my work for sticking to IFRS regulations, because heaven forbid integrity and ethics are maintained over profitability of our clients.
>>70516686
>I was 21 years old 10 years ago
WHy do you have to tell lies
>>70515490
HUMAN FUCKING SHITS
>>70515567
Except it doesn't when anyone knows that LF set the marriage up. The show just doesn't care about who know what from whom and why.
>>70516051
WAIF WAS WEARING ARYA'S FACE WHO WAS ACTUALLY STANNIS WEARING WAIF'S FACE
P O T T E R Y
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