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"I'm gonna go fuck the tits off that one."

What did she mean by this?
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Women are better at sex with other women.
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>>70499389
lol no

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lesbian_bed_death
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>>70499352
diddies
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Not sure. I was trying to figure this out while watching. She can't do that without a dick, can she?
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>>70499409
How many women have you fucked?
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>>70499324
I wanna fuck her, is she a lesbian irl or what
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>>70499352
hooters
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>>70499476
7
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>>70499352
reddit
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>>70499409

I know we're just fucking around but that study had a lot of holes
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I'd like to fill her up
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>>70499409
More than half that page is dedicated to the criticism of the whole subject.
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>>70499409
that's because men are traditionally the initiators of sex. If you put two women together and one of them isn't super alpha like Yara, they don't have sex since neither wants to initiate and get the other in the mood.
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>>70499468
Furious grinding
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Isn't she straight in the books? What's the point of turning her into a lesbian? Is it just because she's not feminine enough to be straight or something
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that slut had nice tits. Please is post pics please
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>>70499513
Almost all statistical analysis is nearly worthless.
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>>70499324
turns out ramsey sent theon's dick to her and she had it sewn onto her
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>>70499324
>>70499389
>fist
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>>70499492
Are you happy with that number?
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>>70499535
Yes, one needs to be the Amazon type and the other needs to be her bitch in order for the relationship to work
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>>70499523
all the criticism is dykes going "nuh huh, i have sex all the time!"
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>>70499679
yeah. i was 1/10 before the accident so i'm doing alright.
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>>70499324

>jews

>beta white male
>no dick
>has alpha stronk womyn sister
>sister lezz's out with other girl (as a top)
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>>70499761
that meme needs replacing.
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>>70499523
It's Wikipedia. The place is infested with SJW and "allies".
Anything that has to do with sexuality and gender is tainted by pseudo-intellectuals with useless non-scientific degrees.
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>>70499468

its called pegging. she just gets a fake cock and straps it on

they do it in ultimate surrender all the time
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>>70499576
everyone is bi in GOT
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>>70499761
Further develop this.
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>>70499806
>complaining about lesbian action.
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>>70499856

I saw that documentary
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>>70499468
There are lesbians who are so purist they only stimulate the clit, since phallic objects remind them of men.
So rather than accepting that they're an anomaly created to prevent overpopulation(which didn't help at all since we're nearing 7 billion people), they blame the dick.
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>>70499852
>everything on wikipedia is biased and unreliable
>except the portion of the page that agrees with me, that's true
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shes most likely bi.
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>>70499996
The autist over there are actually pretty damn good at keeping good sources, except on the parts that I mentioned.
You could probably throw in some Islam there for good measure, since you know; Brown people must be protected.
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>>70499324
gazongas
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webms please
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>>70499468

they mailed theon's dick to them. i'm sure she had it attached.
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>>70499324
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>>70499409
Lesbian bed death is not about sex being bad, you reading comprehension deficient mong. It's about lesbians not having sex at all.

Note how women are stereotyped as having to have to be convinced into sex in old jokes about marriage? Now imagine a relationship with two women. Doesn't mean they don't enjoy it when it happens. It means women nest and don't crave casual sex like men do.
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>>70500090
what if she uses theons dick to fuck women with?
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>>70499324
hack jew writing
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>>70500218
>don't crave casual sex like men do.
i wish someone had told my ex this...
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>>70499513
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>>70500306
What's her phone number? Got a pic?
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>"Nothing on the Iron Islands has an ass like that."

What did she mean by this?
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>>70499324
Wow. Stolen right from Louie.
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>>70500377
>kek
id give you it if i had it
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>>70499324

Is she a lesbian in the book, too, or did HBO make that up?
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>>70500486
different character but i think she makes a comment about it in passing. she like guys as well.
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>>70500441
There was a donkey just off screen
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>>70500234

Why did you just repeat what >>70500057 said?
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>>70500486
She has a sex scene with a man in the books and I don't recall her ever displaying any affection for women.
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Remember when people said this episode would be shit? Turned out to be one of the best this season.

>Salsa getting BTFO
>Asha going to fuck off some tits
>Arya is Waif
>The Hound is back
>Blackfish gonna blackfish
>Bronn gonna bronn

8/10 episode.

>No Targs
>no Tommen
>Little Cersei

All it needed was Tyrion and it would have been 10/10
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>>70499985
tribadism

http://www.tribgirls.com/movies_Videos.asp?Type=TRIB
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I was fucking diamonds when she started licking those titties.
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>>70500766
>>Arya is Waif

did they trick us already ur saying
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>>70500692
every girl in asoiaf is a dyke. George is BASE.
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seriously what did she mean by that

did the ironborn invent wood strap-ons?

how did she plan to fuck her?

muh stronk empowered women
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>>70500486
HBO made it up I think, but she's very masculine in cultural attitude and not in a Brienne way, so it's not a huge shift.

Besides there have been other superfluous lesbian moments in the books that the show cut so it all evens out no matter what triggered identity politics whiners might cry. Both Dany and Cersei have lesbian experiences in the books.
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>>70499324
Yara's so fuckin' ballin'. But are they really just going to saddle up with Dany before Euron can build 1000 ships? I was hoping they'll go support Jon and Euron and his twig fleet can go to dany so there'll be a clash later on.
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>>70500766
>>Arya is Waif
Holy fuck
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>>70500962
Calling it now, her and dany will hook up and there'll be a "humorous" moment where all the men look disappointed
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>>70500766
I think it's better without Tyrion. He would have just made a cock joke. Really best ep this season so far.
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>>70499929
>Getting excited about lesbian """"action""""
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So is Theon Greyjoy the one who is dead and may never die? Is he the drowned God?
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>>70499324
>Theon returns to the Iron Islands for the first time
>Literally from the moment he sets foot on the island, she begins to mess with him, acting like she wants to fuck him
>She reveals that she's his sister
>Shits all over him and makes fun of his plan
>She gets to command the fleet while he gets a single shit
>She goes down to the docks and shits all over him again
>Fastforward
>Theon gets his dick cut off and shipped to the Isles
>"WE HAVE TO SAVE HIM! HE...HE....HE'S MY BABY BROTHER! ;_________; MY BABY BROTHER IS IN TROUBLE AND I HAVE TO SAVE HIM"

Seriously, fuck this bitch. Literally all she did was trash him, then she wants to act like she cares about her brother once it's too late

I don't even like Theon, but this shit pissed me off. Anyone else hate her?
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>>70501277
Found Theon
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>>70501470
Their dad acts that way too. He gave Theon away and shits on him too for coming back and wanting to be friends with the Starks even though he was the one that gave him away.

The whole family is that way.

Quit being a pussy or did Ramsey cut your dick off too?
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>>70501160
that would be extremely stupid anon. so you're probably right.
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>>70500234
That's what the Anon you replied to was implying.
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>>70501470

thats what siblings are like, is your family shit?

We'll fuck with each other all the time but we always have each others' backs
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>>70499324
I literally came to 4chan to look for this subject line
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>>70501470
You're a fucking idiot

Yara dropping the banter on Theon doesn't mean she hasn't always loved him
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>>70499535
It more because attraction has a component of distance and separateness. As people spend years together, share hobbies, etc, they see each other less as romantic partners and more as friends.
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>>70501470
Sheltered little white boy doesn't understands BANTZ
fag
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>>70501960
>>70501852
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ya dudes. reminds me of that time i hadnt seen my sister in over a decade so i totally hit on her and made her think i wanted her, then i was all "ITS JUST A PRANK BRO ITS JUST A PRANK" LMAOOOO XD

then i totally trashed her in front of our dad, even though i knew that they already had an estranged relationship. i was all "she's a little bitch who hasn't been here for a decade, but i have. also shes dumb and has dumb ideas". LMAO u should have seen her face when i was all "ITS JUST A PRANK"

then the best part came later when she was trying to fit back in with a group of people that she hadnt seen in forever and they were giving her shit. i rolled in and laughed so hard at her stupid ass. its okay though, cuz IT WAS JUST A PRANK.

US SIBLINGS, RIGHT? ALWAYS KIDDIN AROUND AND PRANKING EACH OTHER.

US. SIBLINGS.
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>>70501111
Wew
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>>70502467

I'm so sorry that you have a shit family
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>>70499513
Under rated post
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>>70501470
I'm pretty sure she would have fucked him too just to shame him on not being able to satisfy her.
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>No webms until the rip in several hours.
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>>70500933
fingering, oral, and furious rubbing can take you pretty far

t. lesbian
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>>70502708
what u want senpai?
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>>70502753

Tits
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>>70499324
You missed the point. She was doing it to prove a point to her brother.
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>>70502476
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>>70502708
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>>70502753
the tit lick and slap would be a good start
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Does she have hairy legs and pits and are there caps?
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>>70502708
There still isn't a torrent out? How did you guys even watch it? You're telling me you all watched a stream?
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>>70500486
Pretty sure she was married to a man in the books
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oh shit nigga i just figured out alt codes look at me

╝▐Mo○ö\#▐█■α▲▲▲§○
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>>70502708
here have some
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>>70503050

>>/tumblr/
>>/imgur/
>>/reddit/
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>>70503018

By paying for HBO
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>>70502933
>>70502784
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>>70499324
Literally nothing more cringe-worthy than the outspoken dyke trope. It's not even edgy and controversial; it appeals to men and women equally.
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>>70503224
>>70502919
Cultural reformation when? I can't handle much more of this
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I hate this faggot/dyke shit so much
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>>70503224

Thank you for the HD webm anon.
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>>70500766
>that scene where Olenna rips Cersei a new one

God damn that was so satisfying. Might be the most satisfying moment in this entire show
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>>70499324
that game of thrones used to be good and now it's overrun by shitty feminist wish fulfillment characters
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>>70499324
that in the POZ dystopia only women are allowed to be sexually aggressive with women
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>>70502680
That's lesbian erasure. Delete this post, you misogynist shitlord.
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>>70501470
their culture is insanely violent and macho. to an extent, her cruelty towards him was her way of dropping hints that he needed to harden up quick if he wanted the ironborn to accept him back. she did care about him, and her constant fucking with him was her twisted way of showing it.
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>>70503224
that's a pretty lame tit lick. the actress was obviously trying to avoid contact with the nipple
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>>70503339
I hope there is more of it. Lots more
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>>70499409

> Study about long term sexual intimacy
> Shes literally fucking a whore

To bad they dropped Cersei finger blasting Taena Merryweather into oblivion.
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>It's a Theon gets cucked by his sister episode.
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>>70499468
The vast majority of women orgasm through clitoral stimulation, which requires no penetration. In fact, penetrative sex is usually shit.
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>>70504284
>it's a Theon is too mentally fucked up to even get cucked episode
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>>70505031
Depends on the woman. Most of the nerves aren't just on the clit, but on the labia and general vulva, with the nerves tapering the deeper your go. That's why women like getting head so much
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>>70503224
>it's a woman pretending to be a man while still having long styled hair and makeup episode
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>>70499513
Not only the post itself, but eliciting this >>70499624 response.

*golfclap*
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>>70504103
>Cersei finger blasting Taena Merryweather
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>>70503264
Tumblr landwhales aren't an accurate representation of women though
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>>70505031
>clitoral stimulation
>sex

>clitoral stimlation
>fucking

>non penetrative "sex"
>sex

holy shit you fucking faggots are so fucking delusional it's hysterical
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>>70506004
You don't need a dick for sex. Get over it.
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>>70506004
are you a child or something
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>>70506029
she said fuck. you need a dick to fuck.
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>>70506029
HOLY FUCK
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>>70506029
>>70506088

is this some tumbler shit, like "feminine penises' and shit?

yes you need a penis to have sex otherwise it's just a sensual massage at most

sorry, didn't make the rules
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>>70506004
>pentration = sex, everything else doesn't count

Found the 12 year old.
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>>70503928

exactly what I noticed also, it fucking pisses me off, who the fuck does this shit
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>>70506143
>>70506108
>>70506106

>go to a porn site
>"2 girls fucking"
>its lesbian porn
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>>70500441
why would they say ass not arse
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>>70499523
Lol, that proves its fucking right idiot

Some wikipages even have a "this so. not really. yes it is. no it isn't." format in its paragraphs
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>>70506214
well fucking is alot shorter than, two women rubbing each other's clitoral glands in an effort to achieve orgasm
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>>70500218
It only proves they are frigid
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>>70506214
>lesbians say they fuck real hard
>lesbians desperately want to be as cool as men
>he fell for the lesbian meme that they can 'fuck'
how does it feel to be fucking retarded?

>>70506164
>non-penetrative "sex"
>claiming something is sex involving anything other than a penis and vagina
hey anon if i touch my dick to take a piss did i just have sex with myself you fucking faggot?
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>>70506260
>>70506214
The phrase was "fuck her tits", implying that a part of her was gonna penetrate between her tits

Unless she is just pushing her vagina against her tits and has an oversized clit, which would be highly pathetic and a sign of mental illness, she has nothing to fuck her tits with
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>>70506331
>keeps on proving he's 12
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>>70500766
the acting on almost all parts is absolutely abysmal
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>all the butthurt men ITT thinking they're better at fucking women than women
>thinking they know how to get women off better than women

You're always good for a laugh, /tv/.
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Hot damn I'm going back to /co/ you guys are literal cancer. This whole thread is giving me /atg/ flashbacks
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>>70506451
yeah you go girl!
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>>70506398
>>70506451
Just imagine it was a line said by theon post dick-cut
Its cringey
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>>70506451
i'm sure you're really good at masturbating each other. you can't fuck tho and watching you pretend to be 'one of the guys' by saying that rubbing your crotches together is sex is laughable
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>>70506398
if you can give me a definition of sex that doesn't exclusively include penis in vagina ejaculation i can give you a completely illogical retarded tumbler string of words made up by some faggot liberal ending in a period.
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>>70506556
Whatever makes you feel less inadequate, kiddo ;)
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how can this be possible unless they sort of scissor or something
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>>70506451
Then why do most women prefer men?
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>>70506575
>implying men give a fuck if a woman gets off
>implying a female orgaism is even real
>implying it makes a difference if my partner fakes an orgasm or not
top fucking kek. ooh boohoo you can lick a vagina better than me i feel so sad. THAT'S IT I'M #WITHHERNOW

I'M A #SHILLFORHILL

IT'S TIME TO SMASH THE PAY WAGE CEILING GAP I'M #READYFORHILDABEAST
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>>70499513
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>>70506790
Somebody's triggered.
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this thread has become trolls trolling trolls
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>>70506888
>trigger me timbers
why do all women try to fuck chad's when they can easily get a lesbian to suck their pussy? women love getting schlonged
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>>70506962
You seem upset, anon.
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>>70506377
>Neighbors asks me "What's up?"
>Only the sky was upward
>I'll never understand humans
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>>70506962
>can't get laid
>mad at lesbians
>wah wah women love dick

ok :^)
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>>70499324
Women stole the words "guys" and "dudes" from men why not steal having sex as "fuck" even though they literally and technically cannot fuck without a penis.

Keeping all the womens stuff and stealing all the mens stuff is the feminist progression we were promised in 1917.
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>>70499513
kek
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>>70507159
Ive never heard someone say "im gonna fuck X" meaning anything else than penetration

And you haven't either, you are just sperging
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>>70507283
They didn't steal it, they simply are blind to the joke they are in everybody elses eyes
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>>70507052
>>70507160
this is fucking sad
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>>70499324
>mfw that isn't Paul Dano
WHAT THE FUCK
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>>70507805
>anon implodes on himself
>other anons laugh at it
>"t-this is fucking sad"

Just stop, you're embarrassing yourself.
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>>70501277
>using more quotes than necessary
Do you ever do anything but shitpost?
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>>70507644
I'm fairly certain you're not the type of person to whom people would mention their fucking habits.
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>>70507840
you're the only neckbeard white nighting for hypothetical fat lesbians
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>>70507976
>still this anal fissured

top lel
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>>70502558

>Not getting it
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>>70506164
You mean former President of the United States.
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>fuck u m8
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>>70500962
>cut the girl/girl bits with fit birds
>add in one with this ugly bint
Good job D&D
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