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how goes it, friend?
>tfw everyone is too busy shitposting in /got/
Most chickens are stilborn and Google is reading e everyone's private email.
Other than that, it's a great day, friends.
>>70495487
This guy fucks
>this sjw cunt
Lawyer fucks episode
>strong independent shitskin wymyn
Dropped
What did monica think was wrong with it?
> Game Informer
damn foreigners and their horrible gaming mags
>>70495487
dude looks like beard from hotline miami
>>70495652
And has a lot of friends (unlike Danesh)
> reads game informer
> has no friends
makes sense
>>70495691
Interface looks bad?
Why don't they use their new blog to expose the Ponzi scheme and force the DA's hand?
>Jared backstory
lmfao
Is this a live episode thread? I never check Moviedroid before 11pm so I don't know when it airs.
If so, I'm bailing to avoid spoilers.
> richard fucks up again
>>70495839
run away as fast as jared fucks
CUT THE POWER!
HACK THE PLANET
> we're all just animals in a pit
4chan has a new slogan
Gavin is such a cock
>>70495487
It's agreed that Guilfoyle is the best character, right?Even though I love them all. I haven't seen such a perfectly-casted show in a while.
so... one of the cannon balls secretly has a lost treasure worth millions and bighead is on top again ?
>>70495899
Thanks bruh. You're the one that fucks.
Listening to Monica will set them back again.
>>70496153
She literally doesn't understand technology
Oh no here comes the bad part
>>70496207
Invest in people even the autistic
> that le sticker
>Erlich's going to fuck it up
>GO BACK INTO YOUR ROOM
is Gavin gonna by the shares?
> jinx
> you are not my baby
my sides
That was sweet, with all his servers and such.
>to be continued
Oh boy next week is going to be super cringe and failure.
so did erlich sell his stake??
>>70495573
Chickens are hatched not born.
>>70496373
Watch it be the massive fuck up
There is no way this launch goes smooth
Is this the season finale?
FUCK YOU JARED
>>70496355
Bigheads gonna end up with a big stake at some point
>>70496403
I think so
Elrich owns that tech blog now why not fired that cunt?
Who here /cry 4 bachman/
>>70496410
Well it was a fuck up free episode, so double the fuck up quota for next week.
>>70496403
ya and it turns out that pied piper loses all its money and he's the only one with money now that he sold and he bails them out
I'm just here for Jared.
this chick fucks
Gavin is losing his mind
I think I like Silicon Valley more but Veep is the funniest show I've had the pleasure to watch since Curb.
>>70496559
I can't believe you thirsty losers are into this Jewish twat
>bachman in a photoshoot
let me guess its another episode where he overspends
hes probably now the worst character in this show along side dinesh
godamnit i havent had any friends in 6 years this nigga goes out and makes a random friend in one fucking day fml
>>70496677
they're not real friends, you can tell they have no chemistry
>>70496559
no complaints there
>>70496595
if you can understand british accents well enough you should watch The Thick of It, Veep is a carbon copy of it, but it's way more sarcastic and brutal.
>>70495487
>Nerds don't have friends
Fuck this show
>>70496758
I have, huge fan i love how wry it is. But I think the cast of Veep wins it over for me and the White House is an eternally cool setting.
>>70495487
SJW Lawyer, is there any show left without stronk wymyn
>>70496677
Knowing gilfoyle he probably lied and paid the guy to pretend to be his friend just to piss off Dinesh.
is it true that niceguys like jared fucks?
Theres no way he sold all of Erlich shares. When Gavin bought that other compression company for millions he set a market price for pied piper. Erlich would only have to sell a few of his shares to cover his debt.
Odd they didn't push for more Richard and Monica shit and its almost 3 seasons
>>70496974
Am I the only one who finds it very distasteful and racist?
I mean, I get it, us whites can't be victims of racism because we're priviliged blu blu blu etc etc
But jesus it's so unnecessary
was that fucking Russ Hanneman I saw in the preview?
JIAN YANG is literally the best character
>>70496981
yea i thought that too
Is the show up yet i cant find it out any sites. Am i going to have to wait until monday
>no one caught Monica's beige break up sweater.
>implying Erlich getting money had anything to do with white privilege
>said by woman who only has her job because affirmative action
What do you think Tom James is up to with Sidney Purcell in Veep?
>>70497050
LOL at you being offended at what a character said. You're just as bad as a SJW.
>>70495573
can they see the weird porn i uploaded to my google drive?
>>70497440
SJW isn't about being offended. It's about action
Nice try, faggot
>>70497050
>any mainstream media content now features "as a white male X"
It's everywhere. I fucking hate to say it but fuck was /pol/ right.
>>70497030
Yeah I wonder if they will ever hook up or something
>>70497028
Erlich probably sold the shares to Gavin.
this season sucks
the show isn't funny anymore
it's like a halt and catch fire that doesn't take itself too seriously
>>70497667
damn I forgot I was watching that show lol, what an unremarkable show. Maybe I should download it and watch it tomorrow.
>>70497643
Why sell them to Gavin? Why not sell them back to Raviga?
>>70496645
It's because he sold his shares to lori.
Didn't laugh at all this episode but it wasn't a cringefest and it wasn't frustrating for once so I'm content.
>>70496207
next episode is gonna prove her right. shes the perfect person to listen to because of the fact shes not a technical person. Normal users, who pied piper is aimed at, will think the ui is trash and wont use it despite being fast as fuck. so the final episodes are gonna be them trying to code a better looking ui based on stronk womenz intuition
>>70496512
he sold so he can pay the party vendors. hes broke. the robot owns controlling interest in pied piper now.
>>70497584
It is bound to happen probably with both of them being drunk as fuck or high
I dont see the writers doing the Will they wont they dynamic, Just making it happen as a mistake kinda
>>70497888
His business with Laurie is something really obvious that alot of idiots on here didn't get.
But it might not be that he sold his shares. Maybe (probably) he sold his board seat.
>>70496559
shes a big girl
>>70498127
I thought that too because she is actually right and fuck your muh sjws bullshit
>>70498291
>fuck your muh sjws bullshit
are you for sjw or against it, i cant tell
>>70497643
>>70497875
Actually that's illegal. You can't sell your shares in a company to somebody that has a conflict of interest, i.e. a competitor
The sale can be legally blocked
>>70498203
We don't know that he sold his shares. He could have only sold his board seat.
>mfw
>>70498753
Poor Gary
>>70498392
Dont care but i hate when a retard starts crying about stronk women just because
>>70498753
Me in the next frame on the right
Monica is so fucking hot
>>70496116
this confirmed
>>70497282
i wasnt sure at first if it was the same sweater, but i loved that they had her wear that again
> that reddit sticker
they are everywhere
>>70497667
>tfw still like both shows
fugg, why am i so easy to please?
>>70499837
lol
very solid ep, just wish they had gone into slightly more detail about what monica's actual reservations are rather than "I hate all of it but I trust you"
>>70501016
this. her description was so fucking vague it didn't make any sense. Aside from the UI looking a little funky I don't get what would be wrong with it
>>70501121
There wasn't anything specific about it that she didn't like. She was pretty clear about that.
>>70496559
AT&Tfu
>>70497282
That's because it doesn't work.
>Tara the whore who is not called a whore
thanks HBO
Whats going to happen to elrich is he finished? Selling 10% of his shares he probably has nothing to do with the company anymore
>>70501607
doubtful he sold all his shares
plus there will inevitably be shenanigans with the launch which might make selling the stock now the smart move
>>70501016
>>70501121
watching it I saw her squint making me think her eyesight is bad and she doesn't know it.
>>70496645
He's probably having his techblog smear Pied Piper after he sold his shares
Friendly reminder that if Richard knew what he was doing he would be using Vim instead of Emacs.
>>70496620
>Implying you wouldn't a sexy rich girl
so when are richard and monica gonna bang?
its inevitable
>Go to Piedpipers blog and read the comments
>see Jared can get some pussy anytime
THIS GUY FUCKS
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>>70502071
At least he's not a Sublime-using pleb or an IDE-using Pajeet.
>>70502062
I'm surprised they're doing ANYTHING with the blog after they bought it. It seemed like that was them trying to dismiss it as a further plot point without putting any thought into it.
How does Bachmanity buying the site stop Gavin from suing her?
Even Erlich's question "how much would it take to buy you some [journalistic integrity" doesn't help make this make sense.
>>70496620
all to weak to the jewess talents.
>>70495691
just a theory but everyone who used it was a techy person and she was probably the only normal person who used it so it will fail when released because no one will get it except for other tech people
Is that SJW lawyer supposed to be a parody of some irl case I haven't heard about?
All of Jared's invites are women.
>THIS GUY
>>70498244
sounds right
>>70502947
but anon, only tech people matter
>>70499077
She really is. I always think to myself how gorgeous she is when she's on screen
I think this and House of Cards is making me really attracted to the businesswoman attire and look
Monica was right
>>70502741
is it that it's buffer money to pay to fight/payoff any lawsuit fees?
that's how i understood it at least.
>>70503266
Fuck that resolution. Is she using a phone?
>>70503266
Ohhhh, I get it now.
>>70503297
It doesn't seem like that would work.
>>70495691
its on their site its not user friendly looking....
>>70503266
they can simplify most of that by having a default setting and shoving the rest under an advanced settings button.
So, let me get this straight...
their accountant 100% stole millions from them, but the DA will not do anything about it because "yous rich white men, bix nood, ooga booga?"
>>70496908
white house is lame and you are a burger faggot
>>70497282
She really is a true autumn.
>>70503549
I'm sorry, what was that irrelevant Muslim infested shithole? I can't hear you over my aircraft carriers.
>>70503544
no the DA would have to rob much less well to do people to give them their money back since the money paid to them was legitimately owed.
The difference is in reality shit like that happens all the time. In a tv show world, D.A is apparently afraid to step on toes.
>>70502071
That was a disappoint line of the show, also who would use the space key on vim.
>>70503544
It's because the money's already gone.
The only way they could get anything back would be if they were allowed to take it from other people that Arthur also fuck over.
>>70503544
district attorneys are elected, it's not about doing what's right for them it's about what's politically smart
>>70503544
They explain it in the show pretty clearly, you dummy
Lmao you SJW paranoia people are as bad as the fedoras
As always, trying to find comfort watching a show designed t please redditors
>>70503979
triggered
>>70495487
How many seasons do you think this will last? I'm on season two and while the show's good I just want them to get rich already, streching this to a 5th season would kill me.
>>70495652
>his list is all female
Subtle kek
That DA was looking good, although maybe it was just because she was assertive and in business clothes.
>>70503266
They need a UX designer.
>>70504036
did i miss it in the episode?
>>70503266
I like their blog
http://www.piedpiper.com/blog/
>>70504333
Jared starts murmuring some female names and writing them down after Gilfoyle gives his invites to Dinesh.
>>70503544
>their accountant 100% stole millions from them, but the DA will not do anything about it because "yous rich white men, bix nood, ooga booga?"
not officially, but yes she said explicitly that the true reason was what you said.
>>70504515
oh yeah, i caught that. thought it was some other thing.
>>70503812
>>70503852
>>70503940
Even if the money cannot be reclaimed, legal action would be taken since the accountant broke the law.
The show just glosses over it.
>>70504618
sure, if they had money to pay for a lawyer to do it.
>>70504763
It's felony theft, they could accept a state prosecutor.
>>70504001
The thrust of the show is the constant hardships of being a know-nothing startup. initially i was hoping it would become about ownership and management after the company worked out but i realized that wouldnt be interesting for the characters they have. i think the show has one more season in it before it does a story\cast reboot.
>>70504925
yeah ok mr lawyer.
it was a shit scene sure,
but some people just take a comedy show too seriously.
>>70504528
RICH WHITE MEN DESERVE TO HAVE THEIR MONEY STOLEN
god damn i hate this world and im not even white
>>70504465
>On the outside, Richard and Dinesh yuk it up at Erlich’s gala of the young century. But internally, they stand graveside in the rain, at the double funeral of their romantic hopes
>>70503544
>bix nood
opinion discarded
I only laughed once this episode; this show has gotten too predictable.
Also I hated the monica scenes;pointless filler/potential relationshit.
>>70505206
It was warranted, since the DA was herself racist.
What she said was a sharp macroagression.
>>70498247
maybe for you
>>70505269
huh? obviously her concerns are going to be proven correct in that pied piper will only appeal to tech geeks and not the layperson
>>70504601
You thought him writing down the names of a bunch of women was something other than exactly that?
>>70496479
I don't. The dude is a pain in the neck. He kept being an asshole abusing of bighead then changes into a sweeping sorry ass when he spent thousands for his ego.
I don't root for richard either. He keeps oscillating between "young skilled engineer" and "cocky arrogant boy / clumsy short-fused prick"
I also have no compassion for Dinesh as he's selfish as well as emo Gilfoyld.
I'm following the show to be part of the meme and include myself in conversations with redditboys IRL in hope to leech on their professional network.
>>70505314
idgaf about the justification, anyone that unironically uses A. Wyatt Mann memes automatically has shit opinions and taste
>>70505384
What average person cares about what a website used to transfer/compress files looks like?
>>70504925
I would have preferred this too instead of basically showing Erlichs financial raping.
>>70505467
if shit is too confusing or complicated people won't use it
anyway, my point was that monica's scenes this episode will clearly be important to the plot so I can't see how they can be called filler
>>70496346
>>70497232
Is your refrigerator running? This is Mike hunt.
>>70500688
That was like one dissenting opinion in the whole thread. Seems like you may be easy to convinve, and maybe to please.
>>70505441
no, i thought they showed the list of the people who got beta invites.
i caught that he was listing off female names.
>>70505454
In my opinion, anyone who doesn't use A. Wyatt Mann has shit taste.
Good day, sir.
>>70505467
the great majority of people don't know shit about computers anon. Look at the screenshot posted of their UI, it's garbage for the common user.
>>70501121
I think she represents the non-technical literate or barely tech literate who find access to things they can use and are told that they should when they have no use or understanding of how to use. Her "I don't get it" justifications are actually so real.
who team bighead hier?
>>70505467
The show is designed to please redditors : >>70503979
Also I keked when they turned full NSA. Even more since they are using windows "botnet" 10 in their promo http://www.piedpiper.com/app/themes/pied-piper/dist/images/interface_large.jpg
>>70495691
Nerd autists can't into UX
>>70505582
its pointless conflict since most people wouldn't use the website for more then a couple minutes if its really as fast as the show says it is,so its not like they would be on it for hours like something facebook;it also should be easy to use because they are logical thinkers so why would they design something overly complicated that's supposed to be quick and easy and originally for music (aka Normie's)?
It just feels like they're trying shoe horn conflict to squeeze out another season and further the Richard/Monica love story.
I just want a season of them running the business already or starting a new project, this feels really drawn out .
>>70495487
Gilfoyle is cute! CUTE!
>>70505776
>that sincere gratitude when erlich lets him have both cannon balls
>>70505761
She didn't even come close to implying that she doesn't get it. She just doesn't like it.
I don't know why everyone seems to think she's some tech-illiterate layperson. it's already been established that that is not the case. She's basically female Jared. She undertands to tech stuff, even though that's not what she does, and she's really good with business stuff.
>>70496207
That's the point
99% of your users are going to be people who literally don't understand technology
>>70505700
>i thought they showed the list of the people who got beta invites.
How would that make any sense?
>>70506228
during the god view scene.
>>70506110
So Jared,Elrich or bighead should be the ones saying this shit;Monica is pointless.
And again this is a dumb issue because Normie's probably aren't even going to use it and if they did they wouldn't care what it looks like because its a technical website not a social one.
>>70506263
Then it makes even less sense.
Both what you thought and why you would think it.
>>70506533
why are you still replying to me
i was on and off watching the show, i thought i must have missed something besides him mumbling women's names under his breath.
just fuck off already.
>>70506590
Rude
>>70506590
You're not a good poster and you're stupid.
>>70506683
fuck you
>>70506631
and you
>>70506702
Diva
>>70502741
Simple, but not straightforward:
If Bachmanity owns CodeRag, then they can control what CodeRag tells Gavin re: the source of the Hooli scrubbing scandal (that is, they can make CodeRag lie and say that Bighead was not the source of the story).
"Buying" journalistic integrity is a joke - by buying them they can use them to lie.
Is this going to be the final season?
>>70506702
Calm down. Some people go there whole lives without knowing how stupid they are because no one will tell them.
We're doing you a favor.
You're stupid. Accept it.
>>70506901
>there
>>70498753
what is this?
Did Gilfoyle imply that Tara cheated on him?
>>70506901
say that to my face not online and watch what happens
>>70506931
Veep
for whatever reason it never seems to have its own threads so discussion of it bleeds into SV threads
>>70496620
I gotta role play my Anne Frank fetish somehow anon
>>70506939
I heard it as a twist - they're both supposed to be dedicated to the hedonistic lifestyle and she has only fucked him while they've been together.
>>70506939
he's a satanist, and said they are in an open relationship.
>tfw hbo could make alexandra show her daddarios, but not milana to show her vayntrubs
>>70499837
Reminder that the house is Erlich's. We all know Gilfoyle would be one of us fags (assuming he doesn't think we're all beneath him).
>>70506965
ah ok. i thought it was from an upcoming ep of SV but i didnt see anything in the next ep trailer.
>>70507036
isn't the guy who fucks sleeping in the server room?
man I feel for dinesh, dude needs a win
>>70495682
>I see two entitled whitemen
>>70506813
So the spent $500,000 to ensure a felony?
It was a stupid move anyway. A former Hooli employee buys Code Rag just as they're getting threatened with a lawsuit to force them to expose which former Hooli employee talked to them.
>>70504465
>pictures arefucking huge so they take forever to load
kek'd
>It's a Gilfoyle saves the day episode
>>70507130
Dude deserve his failing.
He's a dick to the new employee except the hot one and then gets full r9k >tfw no gf
No sympathy
>>70507263
By being a proud cuck and reddit product placement?
hooli scenes are the funniest lately.
not saying much tho
>DA is literally paid by rich white men taxes
>boo hoo I care for brown poors
>>70495487
Not bad OP, how bout you?
>>70495652
I bet he's really nasty and kinky and into painful masosadochism etc.
>>70507304
By initiating the Beta that Richard is too afraid to launch, tracking beta user's locations and hacking Gavin's laptop
>>70507315
Its so funny because there is a strong core of truth with them.
>You just know shit like this literally happens at Microsoft and Yahoo
>>70507068
Who are you talking to right now?
Who is it you think you see?
Do you know how much I fuck a year?
I mean, even if I told you you wouldn't believe it.
Do you know what would happen if I suddenly decided to stop fucking?
A dick big enough that it could be listed on the NASDAQ goes soft.
Disappears. It ceases to exist without pussy.
No, you clearly don't know who you're talking to, so let me clue you in.
I am not in danger of adult virginity, Dinesh.
I AM THE DANGER TO ADULT VIRGINITY.
A guy goes home alone from the bar and gets blue balls and you think that of me?
No. I AM THE ONE WHO FUCKS.
>>70506939
I took it as she said she fucked other guys but actually didn't.
He wants the relationship to be open.
>>70507167
Is she just stupid or does she actually think they can win and is just lazy?
>>70507353
I give it to you, the hacking was a funny scene.not as fun as jing yang phone prank.
However, if Pied Piper decides to turn Google/Wndows10 botnet and spy, he should have as well stole some info to fuck them harder.
>>70507167
>...and another thing, vote Hillary Clinton
"Herro itsa mi you madda. U are nut mi sun"
>>70507456
She wants our fat pot-head friend to sell his pied piper shares so he can pay back for his shitty revenge party.But he will instead do one of his retarded bold trick and avoid the worst disaster.
>>70498753
Gotdamn that was a great scene.
>>70497282
I noticed but all I was thinking is "that sweater looks really nice." Did not even consider the context lol.
>mfw people think Monica is pretty
Crowded teeth, ugly narrow face, nose too big for her face, bad jawline, hunches over too much.
Gross.
>>70507315
Wonder what Aly and Jason are gonna do now.
>>70507431
This guy fucks.
>>70497282
I don't get it. What am I missing?
Is it just me or does he lowkey look like Ian Curtis.
>>70507752
Her teeth are the cutest part about her you fairy faggot
>>70502338
>>70503836
>>70502071
I have never done more than edit some scripts for vidya or plugins but what are the differences between shit like that and something like notepad++?
>>70497282
I caught that and laughed heartily, only for my roommate to not get it or remember it when I explained it.
Also a nice call back to her smoke shaming as she smoked hookah in secret.
>>70507752
she is fucking perfect i would rip my dick off to be with her
>perfect nose
>nice shaped face
>perfect teeth
>beautiful lips
>healthy hair
i can't find a single flaw
>>70506995
>>70507450
thats an interesting interpretation but being in a relationship doesn't mean any party HAS to have sex with other people to enforce the openness. I'm pretty sure he is implying that she fucked other people (which they are both allowed to do) but for some reason lied about doing so anyway. that seems like the most logical scenario to be bitter about.
I love Guilfoyle
>>70507865
Laurie is hotter than Monica.
Monica literally has a horse face IRL
>>70507860
Don't worry about it /v/iddie
>>70507986
tfw cucking dinesh
>>70508014
Laurie is hotter but Monica is cute in her own way. I like her dorky open bite.
>>70508122
Monica has teeth problems, which is why she never smiles. Looks like her jaw didn't grow properly during childhood and she's had emergency dental work to fix it.
>>70508175
Sounds like projection, that's oddly very specific
Did something happen to you growing up and you felt ashamed for getting surgery?
>>70507865
Ayyyyyy
>>70507865
Jesus christ Laurie, that dress.
>>70507752
I do not really find her particularly attractive but I quite like the sweater she wore in the episode.
>>70508175
The teeth thing CAN look cute on girls it aint like shes got UK grade shit going on up in there. (reasonably) long faces are sexy as long as the body is nice and the other features are good/balanced which Monica's are. But hey attraction is subjective.
>>70508219
No I have perfect teeth from a strong jawline. I see a lot of men with bad jawlines and its even more disgusting with women because I'm paying more attention to them.
Bet you anything she had serious dental work done. Look at those little poop teeth as you head down to her molars. Bitch has a weak jaw, which led to those nasty teeth growing in all crooked.
>>70498753
>>70507656
do you think tom actually ever wanted to fuck her or that he just saw an opportunity to divert the conversation away from trying to steal the presidency and his other shady shit
>reading blog
>And since I started “getting out there” and meeting potential romantic partners, my productivity at work and my general well-being have both skyrocketed: I am getting more done, and the frequency of my night terrors has slightly decreased. As for Dinesh, who once told me in a very fresh manner, “Jared, if you ever actually got laid, I bet you’d ejaculate for six hours, and afterwards you’d be four feet tall and translucent.” Well, Dinesh…still just as tall, and no paler!
Lmao, Jared's health improves through fucking.
>>70507865
dang, if it weren't for the face laurie would be smoking.
amanda is one of those girls who i cant decide is hot or not.
>>70507565
So the answer is "stupid"?
>>70508345
Her elbows are too pointy as well, eh, buddy?
http://www.piedpiper.com/cry-the-beloved-company/
Jesus christ Jared.
>This is my fault. The fault here is mine. My disgrace is utter and complete. I should have counseled Richard not to take this dark path, but instead I encouraged him, with exciting anecdotes of the Great War that strengthened his resolve. Failing that, I should not have punctured the deception with my vile toilet of a tongue. I should never use that tongue to speak again. I should tear it from my mouth. I should be made to live in a cave. No, a hole. And eat garbage and offal. And wear rags. Or nothing at all. Like a beast. The beast that I am. For I have destroyed us all.
>“Let the day perish on which I was born, and the night that said, ‘A man is conceived.’ Let that day be darkness.” —Job 3:3-4
>>70508474
>amanda is one of those girls who i cant decide is hot or not.
She's not. Look at that horseface and bad teeth and big nose.
>>70508345
this is some bizarrely specific "she has a weird foot arch so i cant ejaculate to her" level Aspergers. Have you ever uttered the phrase "3D women are pig disgusting" Anon? Don't lie.
>>70508491
She's a stronk independant indian womyn that is fighting the patriarchy with her selfacceptance accent :^)
>>70508574
I'm not a weeb. I just like women who have a fully developed facial structure, like Laurie.
i hope there is no more legitimate romance in the series involving the main cast but i do kind of want erlich to fuck laurie
>>70508606
I bet you've fapped to Chyna at least 50 times in your life.
>>70498127
Jesus, you're bitter as hell. Something wrong?
She's a normies compared to everyone in Piped Piper and their friends. There's a reason why techie guys have different tastes than the mainstream. Maybe the program actually sucks for a normies but is amazing for people like Richard. Shit like that happens all the time. I mean...even look at this board's talk about kino
>>70508628
Chyna is disgusting. You don't need to look like a man to be developed.
You should think about what you find facial deformities attractive. Do you even have a good jawline or do you heap praise upon every woman that looks healthier than you?
>>70498127
>next episode is gonna prove her right. shes the perfect person to listen to because of the fact shes not a technical person.
But Jared was sending to the women (he even said "Samantha") he's had sex with and they all raved about it in his inbox.
>>70508606
youre entitled to your suspiciously specific opinion but clearly she's widely considered hot enough to costar as an appealing potential love interest on HBO so there's your objective proof right there
>>70508689
Your jawline finick compromises your assessment.
I have a solid jawline, getting hit in the chin with a golf club when I was 6 clearly encouraged growth.
>>70508393
I think Selina was on the money with regards to Tom's ambition. Tom's cover reason of civic virtue is bullshit. He just happens to be good at politics and maintaining his likeability, so it's easy for him to convince himself that he's a good person for being ambitious.
Tom's attracted to power just like everyone else in politics, because that's the kind of person you have to be in that kind of world to get ahead. That scene was great because it was a culmination of both power and sexual tension.
>>70508689
>Jawline jawline jawline. Jawline jawline jawline jawline jawline jawline jawline jawline jawline jawline jawline.
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>>70497978
Tara's swearing was a little cringey
>>70508606
>>70507328
GO SHARKS
>>70508730
>she's widely considered hot enough to costar as an appealing potential love interest on HBO
Oh no. She's basically somebody who was picked because there's no way anybody would believe that Richard would be able to land a really hot woman, so they picked somebody who also has a big nose, weak jaw and narrow face like Richard and they found Amanda Crew.
Big nose.
Narrow face
Weak jawline.
Amanda Crew was picked because she has the same weak facial features as Thomas Middleditch, so it wouldn't be weird to see them hooking up in the future.
>>70507865
M-mommy
>>70508880
forgot about this but yeah. definitely a noticable shift in tone for her character, (which to be fair was bland and basic as balls/essentially a sex prop for jokes) its like they were trying to write her 'edgier' to seem a viable long-term match for gilfoyle but failed miserably. they shoehorned as much pseudo edgelord personality in the 15 seconds she was onscreen.
dis is mike hunt
>>70508924
they may have some structural similarities but the fact of the matter is that most normal people don't find these actors as physically off putting as you seem to. if anything, their looks are being downplayed by the narrative.
>>70508924
>Amanda Crew was picked because she has the same weak facial features as Thomas Middleditch, so it wouldn't be weird to see them hooking up in the future.
Interesting.
>>70497542
>It's about action
MY.FUCKING.SIDES
>>70507961
>I'm pretty sure he is implying that she fucked other people (which they are both allowed to do) but for some reason lied about doing so anyway. that seems like the most logical scenario to be bitter about.
Exactly. How does this simple dialogue confuse people in the first place?
>>70508924
You do realize these facial features are not assessed the same way in women as in men?
Next you'll say fat cocks are the same on women as men.
>>70508804
That makes sense, Considering his bitter remark about that other guy Selina was fucking.
I wonder if them banging is going to have any effect on Tom trying to steal the presidency out from under her.
>>70508924
I haven't noticed those flaws. She's still out of his league and it would be pretty shit for them to hook up at some point.
>>70509040
All I'm saying is that Amanda Crew has weak facial features and that's why some people find her unattractive, and before you say:
>"WELL /tv/ mostly finds her attractive!!!!!"
Think about /tv/ as a whole. Do you really think /tv/ is full of strong-jawed, wide shouldered studs with perfect teeth and facial features who can attract hot women?
No. The reason many people on /tv/ think Amanda Crew is hot is because she is very flawed and thus attainable.
I mean look at her ugly smile. This is not sexy in any way.
>gavin belson freaking out because pp screwed with his laptop
boy was that a good laughing
>>70509242
I'm 90% sure you're trolling at this point.
Not exactly sure why you're so committed though.
>>70509242
>strong-jawed, wide shouldered studs with perfect teeth and facial features who can attract hot women?
this is me and i'd fuck the shit out of her
you guys didn't think this episode was funny? that security detail guy almost made me burst.
>>70509344
>that security detail guy almost made me burst.
If anything I felt the same way as Gavin.
>>70509404
Gavin calling him out was so on point. Howled with laughter
>>70509404
Irrationally agitated?
>>70509344
>that security detail guy almost made me burst.
He was fucking great. I hope he becomes a reoccurring character, because he's too good to waste on a single appearance.
>>70509242
Jaw?
>>70509229
Would it be a political masterstroke to fall on your own sword for cheating with the President? It could play out that Tom resigns his position as Economic Czar because of a 'conflict of interest' and he's such a good person wracked with guilt, thus shedding way more negative PR on the President.
Thing is Tom needs Selina to tie in Congress with no win so that it goes to Senate. Not sure how anything like the hypothetical above would serve that.
>>70509474
>howled with laughter
what a very reddit thing to say :^)
>>70509242
nah, you're just presenting your weird opinion as though it is representative of some steadfast truth when where there isn't any real such thing. To you, guys think Monica is hot but are "wrong" because you've decided that in order to find her attractive they'd have to be genetically inferior to you or some such fanciful shit. In reality most people find that diversity of features aren't objectively unattractive.
this aesthetic law you subscribe to is based on a flimsy theory of 'genetic strength' but that can't be a real metric for beauty since a number of other attractive features are genetically more fragile and less healthy than their less popular counterparts. (blue vs brown eyes for example)
this actress aint the hottest girl in the universe or anything but her smile is inoffensive at worst
>>70509279
Has Gavin ever shown any coding prowess or even basic fucking knowledge of computers at all? Could at be that he's just a very successful, arrogant version of Bighead?
>>70496116
God fucking damn it. Why is stupid shit like this most likely true.
>>70509604
okay
>>70495487
I'm only at episode 6 but this fucking
>m'lady
is killing me, jesus christ.
>>70496116
No. It's more likely that the cannon balls themselves will somehow be worth something. That way Erlich definitely loses to Bighead.
I thought Gilfoyle was obviously a 4chan user, but now that I think about it, of course he'd be an xchan user instead.
>>70503266
There is literally nothing wrong with that. You'd have to be fucking autistic to not be able to work with that UI.
>>70509693
I do believe that is the exact point of both the gavin and bighead character, yes.
>>70509843
What the fuck is xchan?
>>70509949
x stands for any number other than 2 or 4
>>70505825
This is why VR isn't taking off, because most VR is developed by nerd autist engineers, not actual artists.
Do they need Dang?
>>70507456
In real life, those companies would have to file a lawsuit against him.
The DA would have nothing to do with the case, since they were, obviously, victims of a pyramid scheme; and had no intention to defraud the party employees.
Also, those party companies could have waited a few months while he made Billions.
But this is just a TV show.
>>70509623
Just admit she's not hot. She's ratty.
>>70505917
You're insane. It doesn't matter how good the tech is, with an UI like that, the vast majority of people are not gonna bother with it. Only the geeks will use it, which is already a pretty big deal, but not if they're trying to get as many people as possible in a Hooli-style fashion.
>>70507036
> 666chan
This is so multilayered:
1. He visits a *chan, as opposed to leddit
2. He visits a less mainstream *chan, akin to like 420chan which is aimed at drug users
3. He visits one that caters to his Satanist persuasions.
So much about him and who he is is revealed by simply using "666chan" like that. That's good writing IMHO
>>70502071
> vim vs emacs
> not using notepad++
>>70505648
This is your mother. You are not my son.
>>70510172
Mike Judge definitely gets subtle character traits like that right, Dale Gribble brilliantly reflected the conspiracy theorists that would shitpost themselves to insanity in the late 90s.
I think a real life Guilfoyle would definitely be a GNAA member just for pure amusement.
>>70508534
this guy fucks
The Jian Yang prank calls were so good. I've come to associate phone calls in this show with dire news so that was a great play.
>>70509843
He is not normie enough for 4chan.
