I need 72 hoursYou have 48
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>"I need 72 hours"
>"You have 48"
*gets stabbed in stomach
>Its OK, it didn't hit anything
>give me your badge and your gun
>>70488186
But that's absurd I can't do it in 48 hours
>fuck me in the ass with your pinky
>we will call it a PBHF
>pinky butthole fuck
>>70488186
>"I think he's gonna be
> 2 minute pause
>" alright"
>>70488451
Well I'm sorry to hear that
>>70488510
I guess I could try my darndest to do it in that time, if I work hard and forgo sleep
>>70488605
This job is important and that sounds like it would lead to poor workmanship. On second thought, take 4 days.
>>70488747
Thanks. I think I could really do a good job of it if I had that amount of time. More bosses need to be like you
>[made up technological garble]
>"English!"
>>70488186
>"I need 72 hours"
>"okay"
>I NEED MORE TIME DAMN IT!
>WE DON'T HAVE MORE TIME!
>It's not what it looks like! I can explain!
>What's your explanation?
>*Explains*
>Oh ok.
>I need an eternity
>you have an instant
>>70488186
>One more step and she dies
>Fine kill her I don't give a fuck
>>70489491
>One more step and she dies
>Fine I'll just roll over there then
>>70488186
>"I need 1 day"
>"You have 1 week"
>Trailer fades to black and goes silent
>"That was amazing."
>>70488186
>"I need 72 hours"
>"You have 4 seconds"
>>70488186
>"I need 20 years"
>"You've got 5 minutes"
>"...I'll see what I can do"
>"You're getting too involved. I'm taking you off the case..."
>>70488418
This is a good one
>I need 72 hours
>You've got 48!
>Actually only needed like 5
>>70489564
damn she's cute, what is her name.
>>70490043
its in the filename you fucking retard. kill yourself
>>70490043
Paul blart aka mall cop
>character walks into new place/situation
>something crazy is happening
>"I think I'm gonna like it here"
>>70490043
>She
>>70488907
lol what the fuck?
where is that picture from?
>[Animal appears]
>Say it's scientific name
>you look like shit
>How much time do we have to stop him?
>We can't, he already did it 35 minutes ago
>>70491013
You should see the other guy
>character gets mildly slapped
>nosebleed
>>70491102
>extra gets mildly slapped
>dead
>>70490147
>he doesnt know the meme and looks lile a fresh queer
>>70490693
>he does, and doesn't look gay like (You)
>that's the last straw McAnon you're fired!
>I'm not fired....I...quit
>>70491102
>character gets stabbed in the abdomen/back
>immediately spits out blood 2 seconds later
>>70491102
>character been exposed to some sort of fatal pathogen, poison, energy field, or whatever
>the reveal is either a nosebleed or coughing up blood
>EVERY. TIME.
>>70490381
>something crazy happens
>"DID YOU SEE? THERE'S A [crazy thing]!"
>"Really? I hadn't noticed"
>>70488186
>you've got two weeks
>I can do it in one.
>you've got four hours
>it ain't me starts playing
>I haven't had sex for a week
>"I need at least 24 hours"
>"You've got 2 weeks"
>"Oh sweet thanks"
You're off the case! Give me your badge and your gun. I'm placing you on a leave of absence! Until you can X with X you're no longer part
>>70491068
>Character covered in blood
>"Are you okay?!"
>"It's alright, it's not my blood"
>>70491538
>fool around 2 weeks, eventually realize you're on your last day and only got 17 hours left when you needed 24
>"we have two options"
>*The options are explained*
>"How about options C"
>*Jumps out window*
>misunderstanding ruins relationship
>could be resolved if the characters spoke for 3 seconds
>>70491427
>I haven't had sex in five minutes
>guy is married to/dating 10/10 qt3.14
>cheats on her with ugly slag
>>70491427
>I haven't had sex in a week
>Proceeds to have sex with two people at the same time
>>70492144
>Character leaves 2 seconds before the rest of the conversation that would have cleared everything up
>>70492144
This always bothered me, even as a kid
Just explain the fucking situation you retard, if they don't buy it thats their problem, but at least try and improve the situation
>>70492317
Fucking Gone Girl
>>70491102
this happens in soap operas all the time
>I'll sell it to you for $100.
>I'll buy it for $50.
>$150.
>Sold!
>>70489119
nice pic, do you have any of kids lounging around with syringes and pill bottles?
