The plot of the last movie you watched has been rewritten by martin scorsese, what changes?
Sleepaway Camp (1983)
Where do I begin
Scorsese doesn't write.
>>70483481
is that the one where the kid pretends to be a girl
>>70483437
Scorsese can't even read.
>>70483437
Se7an
>It's set in Boston
>Leo instead of Pitt
>police chief is Marky Mark
>Spacey works for the Irish Mafia
>>70483437
Scorsese can't even read.
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Everyone is a cocaine addict, Joel is played by Matt Damon, Clementine by Vera Farmiga
>>70483503
He's co-written some of his movies
>>70483587
>Sevan
The movie isn't actually called Se7en. It's called Seven.
>>70483437
>Zootopia
It's pretty much the same
>>70483437
they all turn into italians
apparently the only Scorcese movie people in this thread have seen is The Departed
The plot of the last movie you watched has been rewritten by Quentin Tarantino, what changes?
>>70484174
CuckoldSessions. It stays exactly the same.
The Deer Hunter
De Niro and his friends are all Italian. De Niro gets sent back home after the crushing loneliness and ennui he experiences in vietname, supplemented by an intense desire to punish himself, causes him to willingly take a few bullets in a fire fight. At home, he gets involved with the mafia, and ends up in prisom due to a drug related issue. In prison, he slices an onion so thin that it melts in the pan.
Everyone snorts cocaine
Every other scene features WOAAAAHHH SMOOOKESTACK LIGGGHTTNIIING
Frank
What changes, /tv/?
X-Men: Apocalypse
>Magneto has ties to the FBI and the mafia. He's a butcher now and lives in Harlem
>Apocalypse is an old capo who wants to unite the 5
>Xavier is a retired boxer who got crippled by Mafia enforcers after he threw a fight he wasn't supposed to
>Jean Grey is a young hooker with a heart of gold
>>70483437
Life of Brian
>starts with Brian on a cross
>"woah woah woah, so you're probably wondering how I ended up like that"
>montage of Brian growing up, narrating his adolescence and shit
>>70483437
The Nice Guys
Yeah it fits.
>>70484375
>>70483437
>montages, montages, montages, montages, montages
>the actors are now all Italian and gesticulate wildly
>the setting is now New York or New Jersey or Massachusetts
>*it's just a shot away plays on repeat*
>robbing and/or killing is now the focus of the plot
>drugs, sex, betrayal, wifebeating
>freeze frame, record scratch, voiceover
>Martin Scorsese's Ghost World
