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Aliens have come to Earth but they can't stay too long because reasons. However they would like to learn more about our species through a kinograph to watch on their way home. You're tasked with choosing the film that they will remember humanity for. What would you have to them watch?
>>70476965
TDKR plane scene ad infinitum
>>70476965
Saturday night fever
Independence day.
Or Mars Attacks.
Make sure they understand they aren't welcome here.
Human centipede
Roots
Mars Needs Moms :3
>>70476965
Abatap dubbed in russian
>>70476965
Kung Fu Hustle.
If that movie doesn't make them want to come back for more, frankly I don't see how we could coexist.
>>70477374
This is fucking terrifying
>>70477412
Why in russian ?
One of those direct-to-DVD blockbuster rip-offs
On a serious note probably something like Stroszek, or Airplane
>>70477638
Because you're new
>>70477638
Because it's retarded sounding language
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwePmP1Cxns
Probably something like Samsara or Koyaanisqatsi.
August Underground Mordum
A Serbian Film. They need to be warned just how fucked up we are.
>>70477613
>terrifying
you're a space racist
>>70477007
I wonder how the aliens would react if the first human website they translated was /tv/ and noticed our unnatural obsession with CIA and big guy.
they'd probably see we're too retarded to own nuclear weapons and blow us up.
>>70477638
Someone doesn't know about the early twenty first centuries russian invasion of the internet.
Blade Runner
The Danish Girl
>>70476965
How in the fuck would those things manage to hold their head up for long periods of time? Unless their brain tissue is made of some material with the density of Aerogel
>>70477981
This would also be my choice tbqh.
Star Wars The Bull Awakens
Oblivion
2001 a space odyssey
>>70476965
Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2
>>70477638
babby
>>70479167
Your thought processes must be pretty fucking muddled if you don't even come up with the possibility that they have, ya know, strong necks?
>>70476965
I searched the image because it looked cool,
http://locklip.com/the-6-alien-species-currently-fighting-for-control-over-earth/
jesus christ, why didn't i know about this
>>70476965
>kinograph
You Idiots should stop using words you dont know just to sound smart
>>70483737
OP here.
Holy shit.
>>70478031
Spacist.
>>70483891
>he doesn't know what a kinograph is
>>70483891
t. flickwatcher
Dude where s my car
>>70483737
Jesus Christ, how horrifying. You should start a thread about it, fàm
>>70476965
The Tree of Life
>>70476965
I would give them this webm put on repeat for 10 hours
>>>/wsg/1116577
