Beh
Fuck off Phillip you fucking nigger
DUDE SATANISM LMAO
>>70476501
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVw_mPvYcDM
black phillip best character
https://gifsound.com/?gif=https://fsmedia.imgix.net/5f/72/50/40/0f47/4eef/aa8c/51387287fc7f/goat-dancegif.gif%3Fdpr=2%26auto=format%26q=75&v=xQ39rhYpN4c&s=21
>>70476842
post the one with the based twins dancing
>>70476501
Would thoust like to dub deliciously?
Did all the women of the family fuck black phil?
>you're a witch!
>>70476501
Why the fuck is he so smug?
>>70477267
It's just part of living deliciously.
>>70477200
I wonder if they did that scene with the puppet or Phillip on a leash.
>>70476501
when the goat is leading her into the woods
Posting best girl
Someone explain the crow sucking at Katherine's tit. Devil manifestation?
![maxresdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/U0NBEkT.jpg "maxresdefault[1].jpg")
>>70477770
i guess so
she was in the room with the devil & then that happened
>>70478258
She noticed her bleeding chest, why did she play it off?
>>70477584
it's staring into my soul
She looks kinda strange, but really adorable.
Any webms/gifs of the transformation?
>>70481148
>>70481602
>>70481602
one of my favorite horror sequences in memory. shame it was ruined in the trailor. it's so well done.
>>70482079
goats really are the devils work
god wouldn't make a creature that runs sideways like that
crabs are also devilspawn
>>70482066
>>70482066
FUCKING
Q
T
>tfw living deliciously
Why did babe die? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRjtxQXqPPI
>>70482211
wouldst thou like to live deeeliciously?
>>70477200
>twins
>look nothing alike
>one is clearly taller and older than the other
can someone tell me why did Lysa Tully used a knife to open a wound in her son eyebrow? is this some medieval medical shit I'm missing or what?
>>70479897
ignorance is bliss
>>70477200
you're a wizard 'arry
>>70484339
they thought illness/evil was in the blood and by "bloodletting" you could cleanse them
>>70477788
Chaos Reigns
Most overrated movie ever. It wasn't scary at all. Won't recommend to my friends. 4.5/10
>>70484669
It tried to be a horror movie, and a period movie about religion, and failed really badly at both.
>>70476501
You're a big goat
>>70484810
It had some nice looking scenes, but that's about it.
>>70482066
She needs to be a Cronenberg muse
Creepy atmosphere like STALKER games.
>>70484465
ahh right, I remember reading something about it
>>70484862
Philip?
>>70482079
This is so fucking unsettling for some reason.
>>70477584
fucking eerie looking nigger bunny.
half the theater left in the middle of this shitshow
>>70486232
>Start of the movie with witch killing baby, mowing it into bloody pieces and bathing on it
>"OH SHIT WE'RE FUCKING GO NOW!"
How wrong I was. Even religious freaks were kinda wondering what it was about, couldn't even refund the fucking ticket since I stayed until the end expecting some scary shit (inb4 crow eating mother was scary).
what do i have to give satan for thomasin to sit on my face?
>>70484224
>look nothing alike
Are you blind AND stupid?
>>70484465
>>70485189
didnt he get his ass kicked or something too?
i thought she was letting the blood out the same way they do for boxers when their owns get swollen lel
>>70477200
I always wondered if the child actors are allowed to see the movies they act on if the movie is really scary or R-rated
>>70477770
She was still under the spell that the crow was her baby even after she attacked her daughter.
>>70486765
I thought that as well honestly but then I realize they wouldn't know about that also boxers do it to continue fighting, it's not something you'll do on someone that's resting
>>70480809
>>70486864
Nope they can't. I remember in the original Romeo and Juliet, Juliet wasn't allowed to watch it because her bum is shown in the film.
>>70487221
To add on, that's specifically because the law at the time would have prevented her from seeing it. So they are subject to whatever the laws would be, like a child actor seeing an NC-17 movie etc etc.
>>70486765
poor kid knew he was getting his shit handed by the witch with the mean tits but there was nothing he could do about it
>>70486649
Your first born.
Is it worth watching?
>you will never find Black Phillip's book
>you will never live deliciously
>>70487449
No. There are too many explosions, transformers, and ninja turtles in it.
Too low brow for you.
>>70477200
Wait what happened to them at the end? I can't remember.
>>70487544 (You)
people who don't like this movie literally make me sick
>>70487564
eaten
>>70487564
The witch takes them.
>>70486232
when i watched it, only 1 couple left.
she started shouting how this was made for satan, and the husband was trying to calm her down.
nobody tried to stop her from going apart from her husband, probably cos he wanted sex that night.
i don't blame him.
was a good film
>>70487544
I'm glad they got the guys who did the car chase for fast and furious movies to do the satanic witch massacre scene
>>70487666
kek
>>70487666
deliciously gotten my friend
>>70487300
Wonder what the excuse they give to them
"Sorry kid, its the law!"
>>70487666
>666
lol
>>70487564
we dont know for sure but they were most likely killed and eaten.
>tfw the witches probably killed one of them first and made the other watch as they cooked and ate his brother/her sister
I can almost hear the little cunts cry and beg for mercy
>one of them is called mercy
ITS LIKE POTTERY
>>70487666
>Six six six
CORRUPTION IS THY NAME
>>70487666
Nice try Phillip you can't fool me with your satanic trickery
Anya (Thomasine) was cute. I hope she gets more work.
>tfw English is second language
>this fucking old archaic English was giving me shit and I had to use subtitles like the nigger I am
>>70487666
fuck u phillip and your satanic trips
>>70481602
>>70481148
I wonder what her fudge machine taste like.
>>70488198
Lel.
All you have to do is read the bible once and you'll never have problems with that kind of English again
Why did the father lower his axe in the final confrontation?
>>70488454
Realized Satan had already won.
That's why he says that line.
>>70482066
>>70488278
bruv i think the same thing. imagine eating her ass after a long day of gardening/looking after the baby. imagine being made to eat her ass at the shouts and threatening words of 'you'll be damned to hell if you don't.' and so forth.
fuck, i'd fuck her mouth so hard whilst she sticks her asshole in my face.
>>70482539
>swn hex you
;_;
>>70488586
Don't. I've just had a wank ffs
>>70487666
Was your post made for satan?
>>70488637
>she shrinks your dick with a spell and makes fun of it
>>70488800
>>70487666
i'm superstitious as fuck
so i'm going to say, phillip don't fuck me over
> that fucking juice Thomasin's round pale ass
Truly the devil know his ways
>>70488888
>>70488888
is religion real?>>70487666
>>70489387
imagine smelling and licking that asshole
fuck man
it was fucking shit
>>70477200
>Thomasin I'm GOAT
>>70489457
i'm so hard mate thanks
>>70489604
>>70489457
My god just shut the fuck up.
>>70487666
>>70488888
Wouldst thou like the taste of doubles and pretty gets?
>>70489659
>not finding the faint aroma of womens ass erotic
are you 14?
>>70489707
>image.jpg
you don't trick me, czech them out
>>70489707
I signed the book, I want the taste of butter and sugar.
There's literally no cons into turning into a wizard
t.wizard
>>70489758
>Thinking anyone wants to read you gross faggots take turns titillating each other.
>>70490361
I actually chuckled
>>70490361
kek
>>70490361
Best post of the thread
>>70490361
this post reeks of fat chick
>>70490361
Highfive, sis
![Tim_Curry[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/vLnQw6C.jpg "Tim_Curry[1].jpg")
>>70490361
>>70489457
>>70490361
go on....
>>70476614
what the fuck switzerland
>>70488586
Oh for fucks sake now I have to use my lunch break early. Don't ask why I was in the toilet for so long.
>tfw that scene where the hot witch kisses caleb
muh dick
>>70490361
Kek. So true.
>>70484669
the last half hour was good, but not enough to redeem the whole movie
>>70484669
>>70495786
pearls before swine
>>70487666
>she started shouting how this was made for satan, and the husband was trying to calm her down.
>>70482079
What did he mean by this?
So what did the witch do to Caleb? Rape him to death? Or just poison him to make Thomasin suffer more.
>>70489168
body double
>>70493566
but her teeth
>>70496022
Mate, it blew its horror load way to quickly. scene with the girl and the baby was spot on, but then nothing happened for like 50 minutes. Fucking waste.
>>70488586
>>70476986
The only scary part of the whole damn movie
>>70487666
All hail satan
>>70496597
Probably raped, tortured and cursed him.
>>70496838
Literally just watched for the first time a hour ago
>no empathetic characters so didn't really care what happened to them
>weak premise
>great world building
>atmosphere builds really well
>>70497258
Anon, she probably turned back into the old woman with no teeth as soon as she had him in the hovel. Nothing sexy about what happened.
>>70487666
>>70497365
>Nothing sexy about what happened.
>>70487564
they are burning at the pyre
>>70497577
>>70497595
Come on guys, even /tv/ isn't desperate enough to enjoy the thought of being raped by a toothless old crone in a dirty hovel, then tortured and cursed. What's hot about that?
were the twins witches?
I'm a burgerfat so it needs to be spelled out for me
>>70497862
They were aliens
>>70497847
>ywn have your filleted corpse churned like butter and spread on a witches body
>>70487666
Guide my hand, Phillip.
Also, check'em
>>70497862
They weren't witches, but the devil was speaking to them. Probably for the fun of it, corrupting young minds in small ways
>>70497847
>>70497847
>raped by a toothless old crone in a dirty hovel, then tortured and cursed.
>>70497847
Absolutely nothing. Then again, Jesus is merciful and his grace would surely reach even those poor souls deceived by the Enemy. After all, no matter how loud his boasts are, Satan is always fated to be defeated. After all, whatever he creates is but a poor copy of the original. He's the edge, he's the one that says:"Psssh, nothin' personnel, kid." Attempting to be cool, but only managing to be pathetic.
> making or plantation bloom in the middle of the winter
that's not the devil is them being retards
you should seed it in time to bloom on spring
>>70476614
>All those blonde Aryan qts
I want one ;_;
![205[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/NRrMHAH.jpg "205[1].jpg")
>>70477584
>>70500042
They don't want American mutts though
>>70487666
>>70488888
noice
>>70496726
it's not for plebs, no traditional jump scare flicks, but instead true atmosphere
>>70476614
>modern "art"
void of any value but kept alive by our money because the elite tell themselves they like it.
>>70476614
the jew did this
>>70488888
Phillip pls
>>70496597
witched the shit outta him
witched his balls off
basically ate his soul and replaced it with a rotten apple
>>70488452
Reading words =/= hearing/pronouncing them, even if I know the words I wouldn't know how to pronounce them or what they mean
>>70496838
>>70496597
when you say rape you mean gay rape or she casted a spell on his dick to give him a permanent boner and let him fuck her dirty asshole for hours
>>70497862
Negro Phillip was speaking to them, specially the little girl, I mean she claimed that the goat was going to make her a witch, so maybe Satan was to teasing them to see which one he liked more.
This movie was shit. They took a perfectly decent premise and setting and just took a huge shit on it.
>>70496597
probably chopped his dick/balls off just like she did to the baby. also gay sex withwitchhats
>>70502840
he still had genitals.
>>70502965
witch genitals
>>70502965
Really? i didn't see them but I wasn't paying a lot of attention to his naked scene in the rain
>>70488452
To be honest, I had trouble understanding what Ralph Ineson was saying as well, his deep-ass voice mixed with rarely-heard words resulted in me blanking out on a couple of his lines.
>>70477584
Bunnies are dope.
>>70487666
Buttery.
>>70477584
I couldn't tell if the bunny was possessed by a witch or a witch transformed.
>>70489707
Yes.
>>70489707
Yes, I would like to livedeliciously
>>70496726
There was no horror load. It's about personality and humanity, not MUH PLOT TWISTS. I honestly doubt that anyone who disliked The Witch has the patience to sit through a play. Approach it as if it's a play with the added set/action realisms of a movie.
>>70490361
I thought that was /tv/ only purpose
>>70480809
What exactly does it mean to live deliciously? I doubt B Philly meant living in a shit crusted hovel in the middle of the woods smearing ground up babies on yourself like the witch did.
>>70504848
Well they were capable of flight, teleportation, and shape shifting. Plenty of opportunities to be hedonistic in between your satan worship sessions.
>>70504848
It's Satan, he just tricked the bitches for their souls. Same things pimps do to dumb women
>Now... I am the VVitch!
Wow really?
>>70504848
The witches and Black Phil are aliens
>>70487564
Did people not realize they were Phillip's from the start? I doubt they got eaten personally, they probably went off to dance with the devil in the pale moonlight or some shit
>>70504848
I'd be pretty happy being able to live in the woods alone, flying around smashing babies into paste and raving to Satan
>You will never use your spooky VVitch powers to systematically tear a family apart and cause them to turn on each other Amityville style
>>70505111
Nah, they were dumb kids who got played. They weren't in on the whole witch thing, hence them being scared when they saw the real one. They are dead for sure.
>>70476501
I watched this an hour ago and there were people at the end saying "we shoulda watched Ninja Turtles", fucking plebs, this is why shootings happen.
>>70504657
Good description imo. If you like theater and plays and shit you'd like it. "Muh horror movie scare" plebs won't enjoy it.
>>70505193
They forgot their prayers, in folklore you can't remember your prayers if you are of the devil or some shit. They were Phillip's from the beginning, they sing about him and shit from the start and they appear to be talking to him.
As Thomasin says in the end "Speak to me as you speak to <whoever the other kid was> and Mercy"
Plus they were presumably baptized unlike the babby. In folklore it was the unbaptized babby that the witches needed. So I don't know if the witches would be interested in grinding them up. I imagine they went off to dance and do stupid shit.
>>70505610
I think they might have just been trying to play one sick joke with forgetting their prayers and how they behaved after Caleb's death. They weren't reacting and acted like they were under a spell until the dad threatened the boy and they both suddenly started reacting.
![[goat breathing].webm](https://i.imgur.com/8nPY8MO.jpg "[goat breathing].webm")
>mfw living deliciously
>>70505979
Did they shoot the goat and kids separately here? Apparently the goat is a real cunt.
>>70482539
>tfw in real life she is a depraved libertine engaging in nightly orgies with Hollywood elite.
>>70482066
She truly lives deliciously, mhhhmmm
>>70489707
Does any triple number besides 666 and 777 mean anything?
>>70507812
000 is for emergency services
>>70487666
>06/06/16
its weird, I hated the twins, but felt really bad when they were locked up
Awful flick
>>70505979
that nigga chill as fuck
>>70508001
un fucking real
>>70500265
>pretending European women still give a shit about race
lmfao
>>70503087
signed the book and now check em'
>>70508875
You got a bad deal.
There's only so many 'nature is evil/satanism' films I can watch without groaning.
With that said it was formally well directed (if not bit too strict, unimaginative) and great performances from the actor of Thomasin, Caleb and their father and of course Black Philip
Satan, please
What happened in the film was a delusional fucking daughter with huge daddy slaughtered her family out of jealousy.
Right
>>70487666
This is just too good
>>70487666
>06/06/16
>ends in 666
Jesus fuck
>>70500423
>not knowing modern art is just a front for a massive, international money laundering scheme
>>70500423
>I am a proud plebeian
>>70487666
someone needs to shoop phillip into one of these pls
>>70487666
>posting deliciously
>>70509249
>nature is evil
>the devil relies entirely on exploiting their revulsion towards nature to incite passions and infiltrate the family throughout the film
Faithless women who revere idolatrous finery and the totems erected by mortal men to be their 'salvation' from the natural world (God's holy creation) are evil.
>Do you remember the immaculate, glimmering windows of English glass?
>'there were none'
>This was the last time Thomasin and caleb spoke as friends
I WONDER WHAT THE DEVIL COULD POSSIBLY HAVE MEANT BY THIS
>>70476614
Nice tits, tho
>>70511964
Doesn't refute my point. You just told me the reason it plays on tricks
>>70512046
>70512046
To be clear, I am saying the movie shows superstitious worship of mortal inventions to be evil by contrast to nature's undespoiled power.
>>70476501
which is better, The VVitch or Antichrist?
>>70487666
Checked.
>>70504848
To give into all of your temptations and live of blasphemous pleasure and sin.
>>70513193
The VVitch doesn't have any lolsorandom horseshit in it.
Both are pretty good though.
>>70476501
Why do people make movies where everyone dies?
>>70514549
Because unfortunately this is a world where bad things happen to good people.
>>70487666
>>70484862
For ewe
Aren't you meant to be enticed into the fully sick bush doof vvitch lifestyle?
Everyone in the family except Tomasin were the antagonists and overly nurturing/stuffy proselytizing.
B Philly and the Ditch Witches represent true human nature. Hence 'woudst thou like to live deliciously?'
Either way I loved it and if you didn't you're either a fuckwit or a contrarian.
>>70484224
They dont have to be identical twins you mongol.
>>70513193
The Ninth Gate
Do you think black Phillip fucks his witches?
>>70487666
corruption
>>70508406
>>70515147
The real question is does he do it in his human or goat form?
