>go to the gym most days for hours on end, just sitting on the bikes and watching movies and tv shows on phone
>gym puts a sign on the front door with my name on it, showing the people with the most visit days
>walk in and people see my name on the computer and go to congratulate me
>one of the night staff comes up and tells me "hope you're going to finish your Star Trek show this month" and tells me he can't wait for the new Star Trek movie
>mfw it was Babylon 5 and not Star Trek
These are the kinds of people JJ Trek is aimed at. JUST.
>mfw my last name will never be Dong
>>70473563
>Chris DONG
>Chris Dong
>Peter Pahn
Why would you take the time to do this, print it out, make up this story, just to say that the new star trek looks dumb? We already know it looks dumb and your story was derivative of that
>>70473697
>Pahn
except that's not what it says.
>Peter Phan
this better be real faggot
>>70473563
What does the first half of this story have to do with the second?
The fuck am I reading?
>>70473697
It's real. I'm not proud of being on that list, but at least it shows how much time I waste shit posting and watching movies I guess.
>>70473762
It would be pronounced fan wouldn't it?
I'm pretty excited for Justin Lin to save the Star Trek franchise,
>>70473826
yes you illiterate phuc
So you just sit on the bike everyday? How? Don't your legs get tires?
Op is a faggot in my honest opinion
>>70473563
>Watching tv on your phone
>>70473563
>David
>White
>>70473563
so you were contemptuous towards someone who was being friendly and trying to share a common interest? You're one bitter bitch
>>70473935
Of course, but if you have a decent movie/show on your phone, or shit posting, time literally flies by.
It's kind of comfy.
>>70474142
>spending hours on a bicycle seat
say goodbye to your prostate & erections
>PETER FUCKING PHAN
CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>>70474142
Time doesn't automatically fly by when you're excising? Sounds like you're not working very hard.
>>70474323
W...what?
>>70474394
Give it a try. I set the bike to level 8 which is a moderate incline simulation setting, but time just seems to fly by when on /tv/ or watching a movie.
You just tell yourself you'll give yourself a 5 min rest after every episode of a show.
>>70473563
tfw you haven't had a friend request, message, or notifications since 2009
>>70474695
If I wanted to run I'd just go outside. It's literally free.
Do you live in an area that's completely flat?
>>70474695
>Avg heart rate: 0
fuck off ghost
>>70474966
Not exactly the best conditions to exercise outside.
>>70475126
you mean THE best conditions? your wet clothes will just weigh more
>>70473815
Kek you sookloll
>>70474538
on of the reasons I prefer jogging/running is because of shitty bike seats. take care of the organs that make you a man, bro. you don't want to be in you 40's and peeing only a few drops out at a time.
Why not run on the tread mill and strap on a VR headset instead?
>>70475729
Fucked knees. I can't even run for more than 5 minutes without being in agonising pain.
Now I'm worried about my benis. Thanks faggot.
>>70473697
>>70473619
This guy in my high school name was Dong Luong
>>70473815
Why aren't you proud of hitting the gym hard?
>>70475806
>>70475729
What about a crosstrainer? Its easier on your knees
>>70476317
Only thing that works for me is the bike. Anything else and I can't even walk at work.
>>70476189
Because these other people are all ripped gods, I'm still a pudgy faggot.
>>70473563
my god you are so autistic. they see you watching fucking star trek on your phone while you're at the gym?
wtf
>>70476034
do you think he hurt her
>>70476034
you know, i just noticed, at the beginning of htis webm, a girl in green is on the floor in the corner and that guy in white is like about to kick her or something
ITT: OP posts a fake image then samefags so he can get on the front page of Reddit.
>>70477134
it would have been extremely painful
What a waste of money. Just save up and buy your own bike.
>>70476994
why not try swimming, it's the easiest on the joints. I'm sure people don't mind you wearing a shirt in the pool ;^)
>>70473563
HARMANJOT
>>70477511
>he knows about the shirt in the pool
Literally why I don't swim.
>>70477256
Pls go post about how triggered you are on your blog. This is for people who get /fit/ while enjoying film; we don't all use excuses to stay fat.
>>70475729
Looks like it's more of an issue on an actual moving bike, exercise bike seats are more like a chair than the tiny seat on a real bike.
>>70478192
You're the one who sounds triggered, reddit. Too bad no one wants to post in your shitty thread.
>>70477183
That's actually some grim shit. Maybe the helicopter manuver was actually a quick witted distraction meant to allow the green girl a chance to escape
>>70477082
Dumb lowercaseposter.
