>It's an "antagonists kidnapped someone to use as leverage to get someone to do what the antagonists want" episode
>It's a "Chloe acts like a smug bitch" episode
>It's a "Someone gets in the way of plot development because of civil rights concerns" episode
>Its a "Nobody believes Jack Bauer until its almost too late" episode
>It's a "OPEN UP ANOTHER SOCKET GIMME A SOCKET" episode
I NEED A SOCKET
>it's a Jack wants to die and uses the greater good as an excuse to sacrifice himself
>>70472957
DAMNIT ANON!
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO TRUST ME1
>>70474580
BUT YOURE A FEDERAL FUGITIVE AND YOU TOTALLY COULDN'T BE SET UP
>it's a Jack sobs like a baby episode
>it's a THEY'RE SHOOTING AT US episode
>>70476809
Jack in foreign countries is best Jack
Prime example of a show that started off original and extremely entertaining before devolving into self parody. Those last few seasons, particularly the last were laughable cringe fests. That last season had me actively rooting for the President to die a horrible death.
>>70476995
The president always dies in 24.
Always. No matter what season.
SHE SHURVIFFD
>>70477018
Heller and Taylor didn't.
>it's a qt CIA agent instantly trusts Jack episode
>it's a "Jack wastes an hour doing the shopping" episode
>>70477448
Okay you got me there. What's the next step in your master plan?
>it's a "teri is an ugly bitch with a dyke haircut who didn't deserve jack's dick of justice episode"
>it's a "nina was hot as fuck and it's a pity we never got to see her get hate fucked by jack" episode
>>70478580
Got to see them making out, though
>>70478369
>tfw no season where Jack does regular mundane shit
>>70479940
>Jack stuck in traffic for two episodes
Would be amazing
>>70476995
I thought Season 8 was solid and 9 was alright.
I mean - Dexter became a self-parody, but 24? Nah.
But it is rather entertaining to watch with friends. So many unintentional hilarity.
Though I think THEY'RE SHOOTING AT US was intentional.
>Its a "character plays on Jack's altruism" episode
>>70479998
>Jack Bauer and his PTSD adventures
>Jack goes to a barbecue and accidentally causes the host third degree burns
>Jack goes to a movie alone and breaks someone's jaw for using a cellphone
>Jack goes to a NYE party and experiences a massive breakdown because fireworks remind him of gun shots
>Jack goes to a basketball game and freaks out because he's seeing Curtis everywhere
>Jack goes to a zoo and gets attacked by cougars
>>70480599
>Jack goes to a zoo and gets attacked by cougars
Pure kino
>>70478580
Teri was probably the type of chick who stopped trying, she and Jack were married for more than a decade after all.
Nina was a viper though, I was rooting for a sex scene so much.
>>70478369
>no alcohol
Has to be a shoop.
>>70480790
Frecklefu was the ultimate 24 girl tho.
WHERE IS THE BOMB
>it's a Jack has a former battle buddy who just happens to live 5 minutes away and is at home episode
>>70472957
The best part is that those are all the same episode. What a great show.
>>70472957
>It's a "played like a damn fiddle" episode
>he never opened her socket
Is Chloe the ultimate female cuck?
>tfw recently found out that 24 among other action movies fucked up Kiefer's hearing (constant gunshots and stuff) so he needs to wear hearing aid to play in his concerts
>it's a worked for 14 episodes to achieve a result, it's finally achieved, but they kidnapped someone Jack cares about to have him completely undo it all in the span of 3 minutes episode
obligatory
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrHcMwKCtNw
>>70481587
Not as bad as I expected, but still cringed at some points
>tips cowboy hat
>>70481124
>Frecklefu
Michelle?
![article-2732970-20BF671200000578-836_634x1012[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/6w7qJmK.jpg "article-2732970-20BF671200000578-836_634x1012[1].jpg")
>>70481964
![Happy-Sad-Frog-25[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/etueA64.jpg "Happy-Sad-Frog-25[1].jpg")
>its a Bill Buchanan has Jack's back episode
>>70482852
>that episode in season 7 where Bill, Jack and Tony were operating together in the field
Good shit man, good shit.
>>70482852
Best CTU director 2bh.
>>70482852
>Bill
>>70476995
This. The first 5 seasons were great then everything got milked to shit
psshh dont fight it
sorry but jack can't do no wrong
based jack
>>70483604
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NeYQ7PpbxNw
>>70483616
Jack Bauer Cant Lose
Except for when he goes to Siberian prison
>>70483654
jack bauer or batman?
i'd take jack bauer any day.
even if he loses i'd still feel good about it. he did his best innit.
>Its a "Jack Bauer confronts urban youths with a USP 9mm" episode
>Its a "Herc vs. Jack Bauer" episode
>>70483604
>ywn get choked out by Jack Bauer and feel the smell of sweat, gunpowder and freshly removed kebab on him as he whispers sweet "don't fight it" nothings in your ear
What was Jack's coolest kill in the whole series?
>>70484554
I really loved the one in season 2 where he snaps a guy's neck by doing a wallrun. Tossing Lady Droneheart out of a window is up there as well.
>>70483765
Always bet on Jack.
how the fuck did she get a job at CTU
>its a jack pulls out the stomach lining of a terrorist with a towel
absolute madman
>>70484554
Maybe not the coolest but it's his most raw..
>>70476809
>>70486402
Daddy Bauer, I presume.
>>70478002
>>70484554
Wall run neck snap in the season 2 finale
>>70486602
And that was the only thing he ate that day.
>>70483654
;_;
Is he already dead?
>>70472957
>Chloe
>smug bitch
She always had Jack's back.
>>70481587
ayy expressing my current feelins perfectly thanks jack
>>70491659
She's more snarky than smug but still
Her aura is one of high-functioning autism
>>70490324
Its highly implied. Chief Kief said he won't be coming back to 24 to play Jack Bauer.
>>70492509
>Chief Kief said he won't be coming back to 24 to play Jack Bauer.
Sauce? I thought he hasn't said a clear "no".
Of course Chloe's smug. It's hard not to be when you're superior to literally everybody around you.
>>70492509
He basically said "never say never" so I wouldn't rule it out, but if he doesn't they have an excuse.
I never expected a happy ending for Jack, but this was just lazy.
>>70483565
season 7 was also great because it had agent freckles and also jack going ham after they killed her
Why is he so miserable, bros?
>>70481117
He has another fully-loaded shopping cart for that
>>70472957
>it's a TELL ME WHERE THE BOMB IS episode
It's weird for me because Kiefer literally looks like my dad, tho my dad is 4 years older
>>70494183
Tell your dad he's a qt.
>>70494009
>WHERE ARE THE CANISTERS?
>I don't know...
>SHUT UP
Jack's blood pressure has to be through the roof.
>>70494183
Your dad a cute.
Full homo.
>>70494183
He single?
Is this correct?
>>70494356
>>70495424
>>70495482
Name a board with bigger daddy issues than /tv/.you can't
>>70496051
Yeah but I'm a guy so its okay
Its 2016 c'mon
>>70495974Cougara best, so yes.
>>70478763
Kim btfo.
>>70496417
kek
Kim was especially annoying when she tried to pretend to be an operative.
>>70496417
>>70497538
I find it amusing how the writers just decided to make her a Chloe-tier data analyst from one season to the next even though her character was never filmed touching a computer in the first two seasons
>>70497630
Yeah, in the previous season she was babysitting and getting trapped by Cougars. At least they got rid of her in the later seasons.
>>70495482
he divorced from my mom and he has a 8 year younger blonde gf
>It's a "Tony Almeida out of fucking nowhere" episode
Remember when Chloe shot that terrorist with an M16
that was pretty fuckin badass
>it's a "new person at the office is obviously the mole but we have to go through half the season to officially find it out" episode
>>70498869
>tfw excited to see he miraculously survived after all only to realize Tony Al-Qaeda went full kebab
I thought he'd be in cahoots with Mandy. She was a badass.
>>70499469
Didn't he just quietly go away after S7 when it turns out he was deep deep under 4 layers of cover to take down the government conspiracy
>>70499552
a bonus feature on the Live Another Day DVD showed that Almeida is in prison but working with the feds as an informant. Someone sneaks him in a schematic of the prison in a pair of glasses, implying he may escape.
Unfortunately this will never be followed up on because they decided to reboot the series with a nigger
>>70498869
my brother and i lost our shit when he showed up to save jack in s4.
