Why didn't they just shoot Voldemort?
because then it would be over in 1 ''''''film''''''''
Because it's for children not pedophiles
It's Bongistan, no guns
>>70470400
Yeah, but isn't there some form of underground society based on guns made by gun-people which muggles don't know about?
Because it's the 'muggles' way, and it's suppose to be showing the aristocratic bourgeois use of the decadente before their inevitable fall to technology, as the Smartphone devices become prevalent just after Voldemort's demise.
How they defend mudbloods as being equal is in total contrast to their segregation of muggles is directly related to racism. They're all racists and Harry and his crew are just the less racists, except for his overbearing hatred of the his muggle family and to that extension muggle life as we know it.
This includes muggle technology, like TV and Guns.
guns are banned in britain
>>70470705
>they can find rare ingredients that takes months to prepare
>can't find a fucking glock
This is why harry potter is bullshit
>American wizards use pistolgrips on their wands
>Pet eagles instead of owls
>Skinwalkers lurk the woods
>KKK is a pyromancer cult
>Area 51 is a defeated Necromancers lair
>Magic FBI shoots your pet eagle
Choose your house.
>>70471688
>KKK is a pyromancer cult
SOLD
Well because then it wouldn't be one of the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises, Dylan. Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.
Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.
>a-at least the books were good though
"No!" I shout
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."
I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.
>>70471688
>american wizards use broomsticks as wands because muh weapons
>>70471180
but anon they're banned
>>70471808
>Ayn Rand
>above Clifford
His punishment must be more severe.
>american wizards are banned from using foreskins or kinder eggs as magical components
>>70471882
They can teleport for fuck's sake. They can literally just steal guns if they wanted to.
>>70471959
>>70471959
>mexican wizards use broomsticks to enter america ilegally
>>70472068
>needing a gun
>when you're a fucking wizard
>>70471808
TGG is the tarantino flick of literature.
>>70470562
>or, J K Rowling is a lazy writer and was just making up a silly story for kids that got out of hand
>>70472142
iirc guns are almost more powerful than any wizard/witch.
The issue is getting the shot off before they turn it into a snake or bunny.
do you have any cool ideas for what you would do at hogwarts? I think it would be cool to make permanent arrangements to live underwater either through the oxygen bubble or gillyweed
and join hufflepuff of course
>>70471806
>After the Civil War wizards discover some blacks have wizardry powers
>Some wizards push for their inclusion in wizard schools
>There's a push back from Southern schools fearing they might use their new powers to take revenge for slavery
>Fears are realized when a North school alumni attack the school
>KKK rises and enacts a genocide on Black wizards
>Reconstruction Era wizard Civil War ensues
>>70470524
The British know about Irish travellers
>>70472142
>average bullet travels 2500 ft/second
>wizards need to say the words to cast a protecting spell
gun wins every time
>>70472202
>implying trigger pulling is faster than thought
>>70472202
IRL the relative ease of training people to shoot vs training them to use magic would make guns the standard tactical weapon in wizard wars, with magic being used almost exclusively for recon and logistics. guns would be enchanted to make them magic-resistant.
>>70472293
>needs to speak or wave hands to cast a spell
you're wizards are pretty shite m8.
>>70472302
>they use wands
>they need to say words to cast spells
Yes. Guns are superior.
>>70472202
But it's not a trick. Pulling a trigger is faster than saying a spell
>Europeans (muslims) defeat the evil white guy
Bravo jk rowling.
>>70472202
I presume wizards can be bulletproof
they can be fireproof, breathe underwater, teleport instantly
>>70472293
>what is subvocalization
>what are pre-emptive wards
![91-wvI3QQkL._SL1500_[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/qd4RoO1.jpg "91-wvI3QQkL._SL1500_[1].jpg")
>>70470524
sup bruv. I can get you a working luger for £70, me gran left it me in her will innit.
>>70472364
Bullshit. They get hurt all the time by falling, et cetera. And they have to use potions and shit to do that other stuff
>>70470562
>showing the aristocratic bourgeois use of the decadente before their inevitable fall to technology
holy shit no
she just wanted to have magic wand fights
>>70472363
>americans (mexicans) elect the kenyan
bravo amerijuans
>>70472224
Fuck Hermione
>>70472411
>They get hurt all the time by falling
arresto momentum
>they have to use potions and shit to do that other stuff
no, fireproofing and the bubble are wards
>>70472273
keke
>>70471688
Harry Dresden uses guns.
>>70472480
but those things all have limits. A kid could do a spell like that but get wrecked by a simple one from an adult not even trying.
A missile is probably pretty fucking strong comparatively.
Voldemort couldnt destroy a city in a few moments.
>>70472472
>not Luna
>>70471808
I tried reading TGG but it was just so fucking boring.
>>70472480
That makes no sense whatsoever. You see them get hurt all the time.
>>70470103
It wasnt loaded
>>70471808
>Ulysses higher than low tier
my sides
>>70472574
enchantments you put around settlements are strong enough to repel missiles, presumably
>>70472636
well we almost never see defensive spells, and there's no evidence one way or the other that you can ward off bullets physically
>>70471808
You can tell that this image is bait since it has Atlas Shrugged and The Great Gatsby at the top.
>>70472354
>implying the Wizard has to wait until the shooter is ready
>>70472851
no fucking shit but you retards loving giving stale copypasta (you)s apparently
>>70472791
thats proven untrue when its just broken by a barrage from wizards in book 4 at the very start.
Missiles are stronger than what they used.
>>70472890
I think people deserve (you)s for effort.
Even if it's just hopping over to /lit/ and grabbing a shitty bait chart.
>>70472444
right... that would imply she knew about the rise of smartphone devices when she started writting the stories.
>>70472568
>MA NIGGA!
>>70472962
>thats proven untrue when its just broken by a barrage from wizards in book 4 at the very start.
what are you even referring to?
If its the quiddich cup they were already inside the stadium
>>70471808
Atlas shrugged is laughably bad, even if you ignore Rand's objectivism. The quality of her writing is just so poor. It's basically a self-insert fanfic where she writes herself as some hot tycoon who bangs studly rich guys.
>>70473075
they shoot from the outside to break it though.
I honestly am baffled how you think even a wizard could stand up to a missile. Hope you dont think they could with a nuke.
>>70473115
>they shoot from the outside to break it though
I don't believe you. provide me with a quote
Wasn't Sirius accused of killing rat guy with a pistol ?
If people believed it, it's that you can kill a wizard with a gun
>>70473260
He allegedly killed him by bombing the shit out of him and a couple other people
>>70473156
because its pointless
>>70473260
http://scifi.stackexchange.com/questions/28549/what-curse-did-peter-pettigrew-use-to-kill-thirteen-muggles-at-once
it was a curse of some sort
>>70473315
He was at a wedding.
>>70473410
There, a bomb.
He was clearly a muslim too.
>>70470353
No it wouldn't, you have to destroy the horcruxes first
>>70473090
>>70471948
>>70472851
The people you ignorantly claim Ayn rand books are bad usually either never read them or are butthurt libtards with no argument.
>>70471854
American wizards can't ride brooms because they are too fat.
>>70473483
Nah, they're bad.
Philosophically she's fucking terrible and her ideas ruin the wonderful prose she writes occasionally.
>>70471808
>Ayn rand that high
Found the cuckhold that loves black men impregnating his wife
>>70472574
>Voldemort couldnt destroy a city in a few moments.
>What is Fiendfyre
>>70473634
Nice pasta
>>70473483
american authors are usually pretty shit desu senpai
>there will never be a film about Voldemort in his prime
>>70470103
PG 13 mofo
>>70471949
Could Bane with his plane beat Voldemort with the elder wand?
>>70471688
>>Magic FBI shoots your pet eagle
It'd fit better memetically if it was Magic ATF instead of FBI.
>>70470103
how many times these questions and people just meme about how muggles would have steamrolled wizards?
seriously?
do you guys really think muggles could have defeated wizards?
>>70472386
>Pompeii
>>70473407
Well?
>>70471808
where does Eragon belong on this list
>>70471688
>Hawkridge is the heroic one all the main characters go to
>Foxcrest is the smart one but doesn't really do much
>Bearglove is the joke house minus maybe one big name
>Wolfthorn is the hilariously evil one that makes you wonder why the school hasn't just shut down the house entirely
What kind of a hat do you think does the sorting?
>>70475602
This hat
>>70470353
It's a flick, you fucking faggot
>>70471688
>old spice scents
holy fuck my sides
>>70475497
No not Bane. At least not alone. To defeat Voldermont he would have to work along side his greatest rival.
>>70471688
bearglove smells the sweetest
>>70471808
Thank you based pasta anon for keeping the torch lit. You're doing god's work
>>70472568
harry dresden frequently gets BTFO too
>>70472068
anon
they're BANNED
>>70475371
a mature movie about the Order of the Phoenix vs Voldemort during his first rise to power would be awesome
why didnt they do that instead of this fantastic beasts bullshit
>>70476046
>frequently
More like every book so far.
>>70472401
Is that the nog from star wars?
unless you catch a wizard unaware, especially one as powerful and careful as Voldemort, a gun isn't going to be any more useful than a wand or a blade, they'll disable you or the gun
>what about a sniper rifle
there's still the problem of getting close enough and getting a clear shot, and the added problem of getting one as a British civilian who's also either a teenager (for the main three) or an outsider to society (for people like the Order of the Phoenix)
>>70470103
Because every ''muggle'' device goes crazy when exposed to anything magical. Of course, it's very vague and book do not offer more detailed explanation. But that how it is. If you would stand in front of Voldie and shoot him, the gun would missfire.
>>70472142
Rowling said a wizard face-to-face with an angry muggle with a shotgun would lose
the problem comes in the face-to-face aspect, I think
>>70472293
>need to say the words
You're literally a fucking idiot
>>70472190
Or you're a faggot if you think she should have mentioned guns.
>>70472386
The hp films are better than all of that save kubrick
>>70471808
what kind of a fucking nigger posts the same copied shit in different threads,fuck off
>>70477361
WE WUZ JEDI N SHEEIT
>>70470103
The entire reason this universe cannot work in the United States is that Voldemort's shit wouldn't fly for more than 3 seconds. Home breakins? What is he gonna use his wand while he's getting a 12 gauge to the face?
If there were American wizards you can bet they'd be packing. A killing curse damns you? kk I'll just use my .45
>>70475719
It's barely a movie
>>70470103
In every fight in the books the side that uses guns instead of wands would have won easily. In the shootout in the archive everyone takes multiple shots and gets up and keeps fighting. Casts from wands have travel time, they are so slow you can literally dodge them. They can't be cast instantly you have to say the words. Imagine if you got in a gunfight with another group of people but every time they had to fire a bullet before they could pull the trigger they had to yell "Stupify!" or "Cruciatus!" before each bullet would fire.
John Wick or Jason Borne would take out all of the death eaters in one fight just rolling around using headshots and shooting people when they came around corners.
>>70470400
Is literally a meme. A firearms certificate costs 50 quid. I live in England and I own both a Beretta 12 bore shotgun and an L96 (and a no-name piece of shit shotgun for fucking about with custom loads etc). My dad's mate actually has a full auto RPK with five or six hundred rounds of ammunition buried under his garage from before the Hungerford thing ruined full auto for everyone.
>>70479818
It would just be a series of
>"Stup-" BANG
>"Cruc-" BANG
>"Aveda *reloads* Kad-" BANG
>>70475936
>bearglove smells the sweetest
As it should.
>>70479848
nice mate. gonna use it for the SHTF mate?
Reminder Dolores was literally gangraped by centaurs and harry hermione and her never mention a word of it
Seriously look it up its implied they rape her because that's what they do
>>70479562
They're actually all varying degrees of cinema and kino. Except goblet. Goblets a flick.
>>70480592
Get some fucking taste you entry level imdb plebeian
>>70480681
What the fuck..................................................
.....................................
.................................
..........................
You memeing shit
>>70475602
So basically wolfthorn is 4chan.
>after film 5 the wands basically become pistols anyway and the only spells cast are 'fire bullet'
Harry Potter is so uncreative with magic it hurts
what the fuck are you guys all talking about?
>>70476147
>why didnt they do that instead of this fantastic beasts bullshit
It's stupid they didn't do a full animated feature of Tales of Beedle The Bard. They could have even brought in Watson to narrate.
The only explanation is: It's Warner Bros.
>>70477361
Aye. Movie is Attack The Block, about British Niggers fighting off a horde of aliens.
Haven't seen it, but apparently it's good.
>>70481414
Combat is opportunity and luck, not theatrics.
>>70481579
Its actually surprisingly funny, would recommend
>>70481586
Why don't they just magic a nuclear explosion at the target?
Give me a wand and I will rule this earth.
>>70481586
Yeah no.
>>70472634
It's a masterpiece of word economy, but yeah it's a bit dull.
The Baz Luhrmann movie, for all the nigger rap, actually was a relatively faithful adaptation.
>>70478481
>sit somewhere concealed
>boolent goes way faster than his reaction or even perception time
>he ded
>>70480852
Fucking pleb
>>70481414
Lel that's how it would be you wouldnt really qant to get hit by any spell or curse now would you? Especially with inaudible incantations. You fucks complain about everything. It worked fine theres nothing lazy about the filmmaking. Shit would actually be that intense if theres a war that's broken out
>why didnt they just use guns
>why are the wands like guns
Smh
>>70481579
I didn't like it, I went in expecting a focus on the hood kids. Instead it's some bland white girl as the protagonist. She should have been removed completely.
Also the alien effects were impressive, but the creatures themselves were generic. I was led to believe they were smarter.
>>70481780
>pleb
>imdb!
>embryo
>plebian!
Just stop you shit posts anytime my friend
>>70470387
The projecting pedo fears the gun.
>>70481878
How did you forget reddit
>>70470103
Gun free zone you faggot
>>70481586
>>70481709
Fuck off with you gay shit he's right about wand duels they are basically gun duels. Rememeber draco and harry dueling infront of everyone like the ok corral?
>>70481949
Grenades. Bazokas. Crossbows. Arrows. Just fucking send a chav to chiv him. The point isn't guns, the point is - why not use any other weapon that's superior to shouting words at each other?
Why didn't they just assemble a team of 6 elite special wizard forces operators and deploy them into the forest in a Huey chopper to hunt down Voldermort?
Why are there no badass muggles armed with a combination of (possibly enchanted) guns and magical devices like invisibility cloaks to help the wizards? There are so many magical items why not recruit a few muggles to help in the fight?
>>70482042
>Huey chopper
Or the fucking flying car that the poorfag Weasleys can afford.
>>70481878
Fucking imdb drone
Watch more films before you ever reply to me or post on my board again
>>70479848
Everyone and his mum are packing, around here.
>>70480592
So what's the problem?
>>70473483
You have to understand that the reason most of the retards here hate Rand is because of demographics. Look at 4chan in general, almost everyone here come from a bourgeoisie upbringing and quite frankly are, or either are close to being NEETS; utter losers who have very limited life experience and responsibilities. They are so absorbed with politically extreme leftist ideals that one cannot have a rational discussion with them (I harbor various left wing leanings myself, but there is a difference between talking to a moderate and an extremist).
The young men I know who like Ayn Rand are admittedly arrogant and self-absorbed, but they are determined, intelligent and motivated individuals (Businessmen and Doctors). I do not mind Rand myself nor do I love her, I will not discuss too much of myself but I'll just say that I am rather far off being a NEET. Think the liberal feminist meme you see going around. Yeah, those are the people that disagree with Rand (The majority of people who hate her have never read her books, they just accept and repeat the culture of memes).
>>70479818
John wick and jason bourne are terrible. You have some childish tastes. I would exercise a bit of tact next time you post
>>70481579
Make sure you get the English subs.
Americans can't into British urban.
>>70482179
No problem at all. Its just funny that in classical mythology that's what they are known for and some people probably didn't get that is all.
>>70482122
Here's your reply. Youre actual cancer.
Don't ever reply to me again without contributing to the thread
>>70475602
Canada does
>>70482397
Did you not read the fucking post you embryo? I said never reply to me or even post on MY board again
>>70481534
That would have been cool. I love her voice. The explaination is they already featured the story so they figured peolle wouldnt be interested.
Apparently WB wanrs to rerelease HP in theaters though, and have had serious discussions about it in the last couole years. I actually think we will see the trio again. They will be throwing money at them after fantastic beasts
>>70475602
All the houses sound like native American names.
>>70482507
No faggot you have it wrong youre the one with worthless posts all over the board. Try having actual discussions
>>70482702
>actual discussions with a troglodyte that says shit like kino and posts ""grids""
When you get out of your embryo meme state we can try
>>70471808
>Hating on Stephen King suddenly
Nigga please nobody is claiming King has much depth but they're still a fun read most of the time. Dark Tower at least is worth the ink. Take it the same way you slurp down superhero flicks three or four times a year.
>>70482747
Dude you're entire posting history is buzzwords we aren't having a conversation. I discuss film without posting grids all the time you're constantly whining with buzzwords
>>70478616
something that always bugged me
in the end of the last movie, when they were struggling to fight Voldermarts snake
one of them at a point throws a large rock at it, it hits it and hurts it
Why didn't they just keep throwing larger rocks at it? You can kill a snake with a rock. I just laughed as a pictures a bunch of these wizard kids pelt this giant snake to death with rocks.
>>70471808
>Clifford for President
It's the little things that make me kek
>>70482874
Well maybe we should settle this like men?
>>70482874
Only at meme scum like you that know nothing about film
>>70471808
>great gatsby the first book in god tier
wew lad stopped reading immediately
>>70483002
>>70483004
Ok. Now we've doubled our efforts
>>70483004
Piss off
>>70475596
The fetid depths of Hell
>>70483006
Americans desperately trying to look like they're not completely irrelevant in literature.
>>70478530
Nah, that's just a charm placed around Hogwarts, but to be fair, I don't see why Voldy wouldn't just place the same thing around him, so your point still stands.
>>70483006
>thats his pick
found the actual pleb
>>70483144
theyre not, but the GG is a meme book. also boring as fuck
>>70470103
Because nothing would happen.
>>70470353
One word:Horcruxes
>>70470387
This doesn't even make sense at all. Projection much?
>>70483190
It only works on inanimate objectos
Can someone please explain to me the whole wandless magic thing in HP? Humans can cannot do it? House elves?
Help!
>>70482112
>have access to harry potter's op brand of magic
>still poor
The Weasley's must be the dumbest motherfuckers if they can't figure out some way to magically make money.
>>70471688
Jesus fuck, I'd pay good money to watch this and I've been pirating movies since kazaa.
>>70471808
can someone explain to me the great gatsby meme
when i got to the chapter that was basically just and exposition dump for the entire plot i kind of dropped it
>>70475602
Bearglove are the rednecks
>>70483117
Head back to whatever board you crawled out of in the last year
>>70483250
use your brain and stop suffering us with stupid questions, boy
>>70483250
Magicial creatures are magaical. Like elves fawkes the phoenix, basiliks, unicorns
>>70483238
Source?
>>70483351
Stop saying the same shit. I haven't been anywhere but here
>>70483316
I hate you
>>70483392
>>70483395
So do I have to be actually touching the wand to do magic? Like skin on wand? Or can it be in my coat pocket?
>>70483432
>KINO
I bet, kid
ACCIO DOUBLUS
>>70471688
>the right of the people to keep and bear wands SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED
>liberal SJW(izard) cucks protest for wand control laws
>>70483324
>>70483522
I actually came up with that meme. U mad
>>70470400
What is accio
What are brooms
What is disapparating
What is the flue network
Fuck I hate that 'no guns in U.K.' Statement. They are fucking wizards m8
>>70483324
Because there's a subsection of retards that think meaningful prose is all there is to literature.
Look at the bait image a few posts above mine, all the images always go around the same thing because that's the only thing that's not complete garbage about GG.
>>70483640
A complete plebe like you couldn't. You latched onto it like a low IQ charles and now you're caught
>>70483506
a wand is only a tool to focus your power, remember when harry made the glass disappear without a wand?
>>70482846
He shot himself in the foot with the Roland shilling.
When Dark Tower bombs all his fans will have abandoned him.
>>70482846
>Take it the same way you slurp down superhero flicks three or four times a year.
"'One can never read too little of bad, or too much of good books: bad books are intellectual poison; they destroy the mind"- Quentin
>>70483767
No I came up with it no joke. Even I wasn't prepared for the fallout.
Why didn't all the wizards just cast the killing curse at the same time while pointing their wands at voldemort?
one of them is bound to land. or better yet, why didn't one of them just get a bomb or a gun and kill him that way
Hermione was actually a badass. She holsters her wand
>>70470705
No they are not.
Our Gun Laws are less strict than Commiefornia
>muggleborn
>best form from day 1
Half bloods and purebloods btfo
>>70484075
>>70484134
Why do you feel the need to talk to me that way? At least I'm actually contributing to the thread, unlike you, who gets your jollies just being an ass.
>>70484075
>>70484134
>being rude to commies in a thread full of them
Rude
If you could have a magicial creature as a pet what would it be? Phoenix for me
>>70470562
>as the Smartphone devices become prevalent just after Voldemort's demise
Harry Potter took place in the 80's & 90's m8.
>>70483250
It's like catching a baseball without a mitt.
>>70472224
You could turn in to an aquatic creature, rather than having to eat gillyweed every hour for the rest of your life.
>>70472350
They don't need wands or to say words lol
I agree guns are better though.
>>70484693
Don't ever reply to me again unless you agree with my life choices.
>>70470103
assault weapons are illegal in britain
>>70471688
>KKK is a pyromancer cult
AYY HOL UP
ZAP MUTHAFUCKA
>>70484785
Like kinder eggs.
>>70484162
They're british, the wizard community is the result of inbreeding with an already inbred population.
>>70484750
Guns are not better for a fucking fantasy film. Unless John Woo is directing
>>70484162
>>70484858
They're british, the wizard community is the result of inbreeding with an already inbred population.
>>70484887
Of course it's better. It's faster. And you can use an machine gun and you have like 30 dead wizards before they can say shit. The only trick would be to identify them and get to their world. Killing them is the easy part
Voldemort can use his "firearm awareness" spell which makes him aware of any firearms and gives him the ability to dodge them
>>70484693
yes
that would take years though
and I'd want something that can go on land ideally
can't really think of the perfect animal.
>>70484959
They're british, the wizard community is the result of inbreeding with an already inbred population.
>>70482245
>The young men I know who like Ayn Rand are admittedly arrogant and self-absorbed, but they are determined, intelligent and motivated individuals (Businessmen and Doctors).
You forgot nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor.
Rand is the worst kind of bourgeois garbage pandering to sentimental egoism. It's American philosophical folk art: a jumbled mess of cultural memes of economic and spiritual self-determination supported by inane tautologies (hurr A=A therefore property rights).
And I should know, since I used to be a randroid before I grew the fuck up and realized I wasn't right about everything and how much I depended on those around me.
>>70484887
I never said guns are better for a fantasys film
I said guns are better
the implication was that guns are better than wands for killing
Wizards even tell the muggles Sirius Black has a gun so he will seem scary; Dudley Even punches harry out in book 5! Now imagine he had any weapon, let alone a gun.
>>70484991
Crocodile.
but in seriousness, you would turn back in to a human for going on to land.
Not only does it not make sense that nobody just shot Voldemort, it actually makes him a completely incompetent villain. His ultimate plan is to take over the wizard world so he can exterminate the muggles, but guess what happens the second ol' egghead and his army of several hundred deatheaters marches into a major city and starts killing people? The police will come and fucking shoot him.
There really should have been an explanation. One line somewhere. "He cast a powerful curse on himself so non-magical weapons have no effect." There, problem solved. But no, the answer is literally just that nobody fucking thought of it and even if he does win the wizarding war his whole cabal is just going to get leveled by a fucking pistol.
>>70485086
There was an explanation.
He had horcruxes.
these a reason he infiltrated the government; he knew he'd lose an outright war with the muggles.
Think of Jews in the media, that would be his sort of war.
>>70479818
>>70480035
>dude shoots wizard
>other wizard just says "accio guns"
>all guns fly out of holders hands to wizard
>wizard makes guns disappear
Now what nigga?
>>70485170
no the real explanation was in around the 3rd book
dumbly-dore said something to the effect that voldemort had undergone several difficult magical transformations to protect himself and was barely recognizable, the implication being that he made himself impervious to physical damage
>>70484858
So they are all basically retarded. Save Harry because he wasn't brainwashed and Hermione and other muggleborns
Luna is probably in fact the most normal regular student
>>70485170
So he comes back to life and proceeds to get shot to death 7 times in a row.
Wowee.
>>70485260
Fuck will you just accept that muggles would lose
Do you fuckers think that a "war" means that he's going to just go in a city and start killing muggle fucking shits left and right?
How fucking dumb can you be Jesus Christ.
How about controlling all the leaders of the most important countries and then waging war on the rest of the world?
How about slowly brainwashing everyone using a combination of sorcery and mass media to create an army of zombies that can kill themselves on command?
>>70485032
They wouldn't be wizards would wreck londons chain of command and take of the gov easily if need be.
They can infiltrate, impersonate, stun kill poison imperius curse everyone they need to while teleporting
>>70485389
>How about slowly brainwashing everyone using a combination of sorcery and mass media to create an army of zombies that can kill themselves on command?
Seems easier to just create actual zombies, like he did last time.
>>70485353
>"Avada Keda-"
>BLAM
>"Avada Kedav-"
>BLAM
>"Avada-"
>BLAM
>"AVADA KED-"
>BLAM BLAM
>"hold on wait"
>BLAM
>"stop hold on"
>BLAM
>"A-"
>BLAM BLAM BLAM
The greatest evil the world has ever known, finally defeated. Wow.
>>70485389
Taking the uk would be simple. Unleash massive chaos by dumping magicial creatures all over london to terrify civilians. Curse the thames and bridges. Night raids on the prime minister and his offices by means of incapacitation and kidnapping ir killing. Instant access to prime ministers hair or just curse him and cobtrol him. Declare martial law. Tell the uk citizens they must go to designated areas for their safety. Then order them to kill them all.
>>70485260
You have to destroy the horcruxes
or he infinite respawns (has to make a new body each time though)
>>70485238
He could still be headshot, he's just come back as wisp.
>>70485403
what are you even saying to me?
I agree with Wizards infiltrating gov because they would lose an outright face to face fight because guns.
>>70485086
>the second ol' egghead and his army of several hundred deatheaters marches into a major city and starts killing people?
>the guy who infiltrated the wizard government to control everything from the inside, while letting loose other factions(giants=muslims) to cause havoc in the country
>marching openly into a city to kill muggles
He'd just mind-control all the muggle leaders into starting world war III.
>>70485526
>>70485580
The point is that the opportunities are endless.
We're not dealing with killing machines, we're dealing with people that can teleport, turn people into mindless slaves, turn into other people, turn invisible, etc...
Waging a direct war is the most retarded thing they could do, if they use their powers right the muggles don't stand a chance.
>>70485576
>implying a simple apparation and stunning spell wouldn't take you out
>implying they wouldnt torture you to insanity
Guns are no match for great wizards you'd get your shit stomped in many ways
>>70485624
well if I might hazard an opinion guns have limited ammo, can be slower than spells, and just aren't as effective
also only dark wizards would use them since most wizards don't want to kill other ones
and dark wizards have avada kedavra which can't be blocked
really there's no reason to use guns unless you want to snipe someone or drop a nuke
>>70485681
Voldemort and the death eaters couldn't beat a sexually frustrated chav who's so short people think he's japanese
>>70485624
Idk what I was trying to say but yes we agree
>>70485681
Yep they are endless. Muggles would get wrecked if the ministry and wizarda felt threatened
>>70485681
Oh I agree with you.
But even if they marched into open battle the muggles would get fucked. Because Voldemort can field an army of actual zombies all on his own, and for every muggle-city he attacks his forces would grow. Guns would be fucking useless, unless you've got a sniper positioned perfectly to take a pot-shot at Voldemort, in the hope that he hasn't cast a protective spell against projectiles.
>>70484075
Ironic shitposting is still shitposting
>>70485745
Can easily dodge a Avada Kedavra, as Harry does from book 4 onwards, fair enough you can't block it but it's not traveling as fast as a bullet.
Ammo is a legit point.
Guns would be great against wizards, but not perfect.
>>70485722
>BLAM! "Oh, huh, it was some kind of apparition"
>"PETRIFICUS TO-"
>BLAM!
Oh man, I am sooo scared of his dark powers! Lmfao.
>>70485845
>implying america wouldn't just go nuclear
Voldemort's main issue is that he's going after a small island nation first instead of a super power
>>70485801
Voldemort defeated himself. He was a maniac.
Just because the story has the ending we know it should doesn't mean wizards couldn't wreck shit. Actually you prove yourself wrong. Even the most powerful dark wizards couldn't beat the normies.
>>70485900
>BLAM!
>*teleports behind you*
>PETRIFICUS TOTALUS
>"psshh, nothing personnel kid"
>ADAVA KEDAVRA
>>70485900
just bait now
you don't have to say the spell, or even have a wand.
I could you beat SEAL team 6 with a gun by your logic.
>ok we're above the targ- BLAM
>prepare to fast ro- BLAM
Guns could easily kill a wizard, but a wizard could just as easily kill a guy with a gun whilst remaining undetected.
>>70485900
No. You wouldn't know where they were and they'd stun you in a second. You wouldnt get eyes on them. They dont even have to say stupefy.
>>70483190
So if whatever these muggle devices are don't work, why don't you just use real firearms to kill them?
>>70486007
>i could you
I fucked myself, post won't even be read now.
>>70486007
its implied that magic is much harder to do without a wand, and I imagine even harder without using a verbal spell
its also claimed that avada kedavra is very difficult magic to do and requires real malice to do
>>70486032
>>70486007
>Guns could easily kill a wizard, but a wizard could just as easily kill a guy with a gun whilst remaining undetected.
exactly this
>>70485918
>implying Voldemort wouldn't WANT america to go nuclear, to kill off the muggles even faster
>implying he wouldn't brainwash the rulers of Britain to launch their nukes at America and Russia just to start things off
Nukes are targeted at population centres and strategic locations, not the places Voldemort would hang out. And they've got magic that makes muggles actually ignore an area, coupled with protection charms. They'd be sitting cozy while the muggles wipe themselves out.
>slow moving tracer round equivalent
>undetected
Wizards are literally sniper bait
>>70486102
Just like shooting someone with a disillusionment charm is hard AF as proved by the film Predator.
my last sentence in the post you quoted is the most relevant to the thread as a whole.
the wizarding world looks down upon muggle technology are are full of themselves
>extremely strong but vulnerable
>can cast extremely powerful spells but it takes time
>can mind control people but can easily be killed by any skilled opponent
Basically they're the support class if you use the game system. In movies they're usually boring because we never see the powerful spells and instead they use gay wands
>>70486102
>its implied that magic is much harder to do without a wand, and I imagine even harder without using a verbal spell
>its also claimed that avada kedavra is very difficult magic to do and requires real malice to do
Yea but great wizards like hermione harry snape dumbledore etc could use inaudible spells easily. You just have to practice. All the aurors can do it.
They dont have to AK you just stun your ass or turn you into a ferret.
>>70472568
>>70473067
>>70476046
>>70476151
>>70483798
You's a good buncha niggas
>>70486102
its also claimed that shooting a man is a very difficult action to do and requires real malice to do
War makes bastards of all.
