This guy teleports behind you and says that he's gonna take you to the blood bank. What do?
>>70466559
blast him with a kamehameha
>>70466559
drop to knees, suck his 16 inch penis.
>>70466559
snatch his motherfucking birthday
>>70466559
Redirect him to Senator Trent
tell him where the fridge is
>>70466559
Beat the crap out of him because everyone knows Steven Seagull can't fight for real.
>well I'm sorry to hear that
steven seagal has never been seen topless
>>70468022
>>70468439
Would suck on those nipples desu
>>70466559
tell him i donated blood less than a week ago already, and I can't go again so soon.
he says "oh ok, sorry about that" and leaves me alone.
>>70467948
what? yes, he can actually. he acts dorky, but he can actually fight.
this is based on the testimony of stuntman Patrick Kilpatrick.
Choke the caca out of him.
http://fightstate.com/steven-seagal-choked-out-by-judo-master-shits-his-pants/
>>70468512
>not "I'm sorry to hear that"
One fucking job
you just know
*unsheathes katana*
Well
*teleports behind me*
I'm sorry to hear that
*breathes heavily*
Because now
*makes a swing*
I'm going to
*cuts me in half*
Snatch every motherfucker birthday
