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This movie is stupid why doesn't the bear just kill the tiger?


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This movie is stupid why doesn't the bear just kill the tiger?
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>>70463913
>inb4 tigerfags claim the tiger would win
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>>70463913

because the target audience is aged 5 to 10.

like your IQ.
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>>70463913
>still watching children movies
Grow up
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>>70463913
Because they had him look like a Grizzly when pic related is what sloth bears actually look like.
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>>70464199
Kodiak=Polar>Grizzly=Tiger>Black
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>>70463913

because it's a child's book and bears are supposed to be sweet and cuddly not savage.

because it's bullshit and any tiger would die against a decently sized bear.

Bears are god damn wrestlers and Jiu Jitsu masters. Tiger would get pinned and mauled.
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>>70464453
Which is in the movie?
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>>70464410
cool looking bear there neet i want one
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So we all agree the music is shit compared to animation version, right?
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>>70464410
either way the pack of wolves could kill the tiger
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>>70464479
It's supposed to be a Asian black bear but they made it look like a grizzly do it's stupid
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>>70464502

>either way the pack of wolves could kill the tiger

Fuck is this?
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>>70464469
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>>70464530
what do you mean? realistically it would be easy for them
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>>70464534
Good thing he's not a sloth bear in the film then.
Himalayan Brown Bear.
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>>70464781
how big are those?
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>>70464254
>anon browses tv
>sees a semi-bait thread about a childrens movie
>"ahha what an idiot he's talking about a childrens movie" he thinks to himself
>i must let him know this
>BUT WAIT
>as anon types out his reply, he thinks of something amazing to add
>"like your IQ" he types
>wow, i'm a smart guy, heheh
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>>70464878
kek
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>>70464811
there's a leaf there for comparison
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>>70464906
pretty small
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the bantz king
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>>70464453
I don't care what you say. A bear that's equal to or bigger than a tiger will win.
>more intelligent
>will fight even while dying
>knows how to use its weight
>same claws/same teeth
>bite has more lbs/sq. In.
>skin & fur are thicker
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>>70465282
yeah i know i like bears more than tigers
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>>70465282
there not as bad as the retards that think that a gorrilla can kill a bear
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>>70464630

No it really wouldn't, it's not even easy for wolves to bring down a large herbivore,
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>>70465412
nice meme
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>>70463913
>>>70464453
>I don't care what you say. A bear that's equal to or bigger than a tiger will win.
>>more intelligent
True
>>will fight even while dying
Male tigers will defend their territory to the death.
>>knows how to use its weight
If they're of equal size this barely matters.
>>same claws/same teeth
Tigers have the longest teeth of all cat species and their claws are more specialised for killing. Not the same at all.
>>bite has more lbs/sq. In.
Except for the kodiak and polar bear this isn't true, but tigers would never encounter these in the wild.
>>skin & fur are thicker
This is true, but it also means less muscle if they're about the same size as the tiger.
A bigger bear will win most of the time and a tiger would avoid confrontation. Remember a tiger is a hunter and can't risk injury, while a bear is an omnivore. I'd say that if of equal size a tiger would probably win, but a bigger bear will win most of the time.
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>>70464254
>because the target audience is aged 5 to 10.

The point of fairy tales is to prepare kids for real life.
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>>70464254
His IQ is aged 5-10?
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>>70465362
If Leo can kill a bear, so can a Gorilla.
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>>70465476

Suck your cunt.
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>>70463913
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYfba_uwU6Y
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>>70465362
A Sliverback would fuck up a bear.

They have higher Dex + End.

https://youtu.be/3T0z1CT-nR8
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>>70463913
Siberian Tiger > Baloo

But Shere Khan is a pussy ass Bengal.
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>>70469659
Why are women so dumb?
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This movie is stupid why doesn't the T-Rex just kill the Spinosaurus?
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