>Invite friends over for movie night
>We decide to watch the Fellowship because it's comfy and none of us have seen it for a long time
>Every time someone smokes pipeweed they go apeshit
>DUDE WEED LMAO
>THEY ARE SMOKING WEED LMAO
>THEY ARE STONERS JUST LIKE US LMAO
I fucking hate this. I tried explaining to them that it is clearly stated in the book that they are smoking TOBACCO and not fucking weed.
How do I get those idiots to understand that they aren't smoking fucking weed?
>have autistic friend
>invites us over to watch lotr
>finally something other than black and white japanese 50s movies
>bilbo and gandalf smoke weed together
>we laugh about it
>autistic friend starts having ticks
>goes on a rant about nerd elf weed from muh books
>we leave without giving him any weed
You're this much of an insufferable cunt, and you still have friends? Damn. I'm in Bizarro World again. Your donger must be ENORMOUS.
>being THAT autist
you know they all hang out without you and laugh about you, right?
>>70460532
OP BTFO CAN HE RECOVER??
>>70460490
>having friends that go DUDE WEED
Your fault.
>>70460544
>>70460551
Yeah not associating weed with EVERYTHING makes you a fucking autist sure.
>>70460532
Burn
>>70460586
At least he isn't hanging out with his friends exclusively on skype, like you
>>70460593
>not learning how to compromise, to fit in
You're a bit of a tosspot, aren't you? All you have to do is chuckle along with them, make a stupid Seth Rogen face and say something like, "dude." in a deep voice. You may not respect yourself in the morning, but at least your FRIENDS will respect you, damn it.
Stop being so fucking autistic and uncompromising. This is from someone born with Asperger's Syndrome who had to learn the extremely-tough way how to mimic others to avoid getting the shit beaten out of me.
>>70460653
>using Skype
Why would you? Dumbest thing ever in my opinion, right up there with Pinterest.
>>70460544
he has dumb stoner friends. not worth much
>>70460593
>haha i am so much smarter and have such a more mature sense of humor than these absolute plebians around me.
judging by the fact that you arent aware that what your doing makes you look like a fucking faggot, id say you are the autist anon.
also if this is regular autistic behavior for you, and these people are your friends, then they are most likely autistic too and you are all in one big murder of autists
>>70460490
>clearly stated in the book they are smoking tobacco
was pretty clearly changed to weed in the movie
>>70460835
Source?
>>70460532
soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo funny retard
This is the best thread on /tv/ right now. Thanks for the chuckle OP
>>70460490
People who smoke pot laugh at things that are normally not even remotely funny.
If you hang out with pot smoking morons then you should expect to be exposed to their drug-induced terrible sense of humour.
>>70460653
You go DUDE WEED, don't you anon?
>>70461231
Flipping perspective on greentext has literally been a mainstay of 4chan for years
Be less of a newfag if you absolutely must post you asspained faggod
>>70460653
t. stoner retard with a ged
>>70461445
You're trying too hard.
>>70460653
Holy shit. This is me. But all my friends are straight edges, so as a young boy I don't enjoy hanging out with them.
>>70460490
>THEY ARE STONERS JUST LIKE US LMAO
>LIKE US
>Invite friends
faggot
>>70460490
It's clear you need to get better friends faggot
>>70461355
>drug-induced terrible sense of humour.
nice bait but the good shitposters are all on something
>no one recognizing this pasta
>decide to watch lotr trilogy
>think this would be a great binge watch
>that feel when the friendship between the characters
>ruined by friends who think sam and frodo are gay every time
>DUDE SUCK HIS DICK LMAO
>THEY ARE SO GAY FOR EACHOTHER HAHA
For fuck sake, can men not be close friends without people thinking they're gay? Have people never heard of comradery?
>>70462818
nice closet mate
