So Chloe Grace Moretz, of Kick Ass fame, is slated to play Ariel in Disney's live action adaption of their popular 80's traditional animation film the Little Mermaid
While I'm a big Chloe fan I'm not quite sure this is the right choice. Ariel in the Little Mermaid adaption is an ambitious curious teenager who's driven by her desire to meet a young handsome prince, Eric.
Her only similarity to Chloe's typical role is that she is naive enough to trust Ursula, not expecting her to try and deceive her.
Chloe is more awkward, while she can definitely portray a fish out of water, I'm afraid that Ariel won't have the sense of wonder that spawned songs such as Part of Your World.
Speaking of which can Moretz even sing?
Definitely a risky casting for Disney but I hope she can surprise us
I'd give it a C-
>>70458537
>cant act
>isnt attractive
>linebacker body
>bo poison
career death soon
Not sure how she'll look in a sea shell bra desu
Makes sense to me.
>swimmer's body
>big shoulders
>no tits because they're always being eaten by plankton
>large mouth to scoop out molluscs
I see nothing wrong with this.
>>70458549
I think she's pretty cute, albeit not a conventional beauty, that I always figured Ariel would be. However at least she's attainable enough to where Ursula can easily make the case for Eric marrying her over Ariel.
THIS ISN'T FUCKING DISNEY YOU GOD DAMN RETARD
WE TOTALLY NEEDED ANOTHER THREAD
>>70455239
>>70458549
Crazy how Disney got Emma Watson for Belle then Moretz for Ariel.
If I was rich I'd have Chloe abducted and turned into a pig by underground cosmetic surgeons. First they use electrolysis to permanently remove all the hair from her face and body, even her eyebrows. Next they permanently graft on prosthetic triangular ears and a curly tail. Her nose is reshaped for a snout-like appearance, pushed up, nostrils flared. Her vocal chords are destroyed so she can only grunt and squeal, her leg tendons damaged so she can only crawl.
I keep her in a pen, forcing her to eat from a trough and raping her repeatedly, after a few weeks her mind snaps and she becomes animalistic. Drugs in her feed make her pasty skin an appealing pink. An irritating salve is applied to her cunt to make it permanently red and swollen for that "in heat" appearance.
If possible, I'd have actual pig parts grafted onto her, even dainty little trotters to replace her hands and feet, the only bits of her I need to preserve are her mouth, cunt and ass. If technology was sufficiently advanced I'd have her budding breasts cloned and 4 more grafted on.
I'd tell her in advance what was going to happen, even introduce her to her "donor" pig so I could really enjoy her terror and despair.
THIS ISN'T DISNEY YOU FUCKING RETARDS
>>70458935
It's a live action adaption of Disney's the Little Mermaid
>>70458742
>Crazy how Disney got Emma Watson for Belle then Moretz for Ariel.
I read that as Moretz for Anal at first
WHAT IS THAT A SCAR
smell em'
Love Chloe but the choice does seem a bit risky.
>casting a fridge as ariel
will the SJWs ever be defeated?
>>70459182
Chloe is white though and she's not fat, her bone structure just gives her a strange build. SJWs would demand a black Ariel who would be unable to get her hair wet
>>70458901
Jesus dude
>>70458537
Reminder that Elle was first approached for this movie and turned it down
>>70458537
Oh yeah plus she's fat.
she could strangle that fuggn octopuss
>>70459321
She's no longer pure Anon.
>>70459321
Tell me that this is a shop.
Someone flat as a board is going to look completely stupid in a seashell bikini
>>70459368
I imagine she'll be working out for this role, so I'm not too worried about it. Starring as a titular character in a Princess film can really make your career, we're going to see the best Chloe we've ever seen as a result
>>70459394
it's not
>>70459449
>working out
that's the worst thing she could do....
she can't possibly bulk up any more, her germanic genes will turn her into the terminator mermaid
>>70458537
I thought mermaids were supposed to be beautiful?
>>70459449
Hey Chloe I liked you in that vampire movie. How long ago was that? Oh yeah and kick ass. How's that career?
Why does hollywood hate tits now?
Other than HBO graduates, are there any under 25 actresses with notable breasts?
>>70459498
Working out is among the best ways to lose weight, she's not going to look like Schwarz in a matter of months on a caloric deficit.
>>70459507
I think Chloe is a great young talent, only nineteen years of age if you can believe it given her resume, although I think the work she's given now, with the exception of the recent Neighbors 2, she's phoning it in for the most part.
>>70459479
>ywn kiss Elle
>>70459564
feels bad man
>>70459321
>>70459385
>>70459479
The fuck is wrong with her head? It's like a potato
>>70459385
lewd
>While talking to Entertainment Tonight, Chloe Grace Moretz spilled the news that this take on the classic will be even more likely to appeal to today’s young women:
>"...a modern, revisionist tale is kind of what we're going after, and making it progressive for young women in this day and age."
>>70459786
So no music then?
You have 10 seconds to find a more despicable person than Whorë Shill Mudshark
PROTIP:You can't
>>70459321
Semen Demon
but ariel doesn't have a face of garage door?
>>70459839
her jew overlords
>>70459825
I'm not getting that sentiment from her description, to me it sounds like her reasoning to become human will be a lot less based on her desire for Eric but rather maybe motivations outside of a handsome boy. Also sounds like she'll be more independent in confronting and eventually defeating Ursula, the Sea Witch.
None of the music in the Little Mermaid is really dated as far as gender roles, even Kiss the Girl doesn't result in an actual kiss IIRC
>>70458537
my wettest dream got wetter with chloe
>>70459786
Jesus christ. Cinderella was popular as fuck because it didn't include this shit, it was just a traditional fairy tale told well.
Let me guess, Ariel is going to be the leader of a rebel army and a badass warrior (despite being a sheltered princess) and there's going to be a contrived scene where she playfully fights Eric and wins.
>>70460136
>and there's going to be a contrived scene where she playfully fights Eric and wins.
>they nearly kiss with her on top of him before being interrupted and quickly moving away from one another
>>70460136
To be fair though Hulk Moretz would easily beat ANY man in a fight
can't wait to see her in those sea shells
>>70459321
Who the hell thought it'd be a good idea to put mirrors there
>>70460395
The French
>>70460369
nigga she ain't even got a shells. That's roidgyno at best
>>70460587
Ariel is meant to be especially young so it doesn't really matter, her breast aren't large in the cartoon
>>70458742
>Emma Watson
>beautiful
HAHAHAHA
>>70459786
>making it progressive
How about no
One of the best young actresses of our generation.
>>70459681
ABSOLUTE
>>70461107
New Zealand pls. Not even her brother wants to fuck her at this point.
>>70459786
>progressive
Calling it now, Eric will be a black guy.
>>70461237(You)
>>70461237
You mean Erica
>>70459557
She's 19? but looks like she's 30
>>70459368
So did they cast her before or after she developed the rugby player build? Because seriously, shes gonna look ridiculous. That said, they'll probably cgi the fuck out of her anyway, to optimize her appeal.
>>70458537
Great casting decision. Now can we expect Maisie Williams for The Hunchback of Notre Dame?
>>70461237
IDRIS ELBA
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>>70460417
mwaaah the french have always been known for their excellence in perversion
>>70458579
Kek
>>70459502
shhh
>>70458579
>>70458952
It is not. It's a different studio. It's not based on the Disney movie, it's based on the original Hans Christian Andersen story.
Hopefully when Disney does its own inevitable re-make, they'll put more effort into the casting.
>>70461278
How does one age so badly?
>>70459681
>Kiss in public
>Wife right in front likes it
Yfw you realise there is no threesome sex tape of three shits
>>70461528
Bump
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vx5BNDPA5hE
>>70458537
She just doesnt get 'good' roles. As actress she is like jennifer cancer or that got girl but chloe doesnt have any memorable role in the last... 5 years?
>>70461278
It was already like that when she was 18.
14 Chloë best Chloë
Meh, Ariel will always be Sierra to me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-zHjuQHG6E
>>70464155
>14
>not 11
>>70460417
does she do anything?
>>70464078
The Little Mermaid is a pretty good role
>>70459385
insane how a panty shot from this woman is more erotic than a picture of the average modern woman slamming her holes fully of dildos and jellies
>>70464262
I can see the golden globe and oscar nomination already.
>>70464326
A lot of people are going to recognize her after this Princess film, she'll become a household name and get to do some real acting
>>70464397
Dont forget the grosses. It will get 1 billion for sure.
>>70464472
Maybe like $350 million on a budget of $100, will do better than Princess and the Frog for sure
Hasn't been a good mermaid movie in forever
>>70464531
>Hasn't been a good mermaid movie in forever
True. People talk all the time about the glorius return of the mermaid genre.
>>70464595
This will be the Pirate's of the Carribean of the Mermaid genre, a resurrection spawning several imitations but none so good as Chloe
>>70458537
Learn to read. She isnt ariel. She was cast as ursula
>>70464666
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aXDRY4OY230
Be nice to her
>>70458901
Had me rolling lol
>>70460417
MWAAAAAAAH THE FRENCH
>>70464708
people watch this fat unfunny spic?
>>70461237
But blacks can't be princes! Only whites can be princes. Blacks can be warlords and shit.
>>70464186
>11
>not 6
>>70458901
How long would it take people to notice the change?
>>70460395
I do.
>>70464978
Wait, how can black not be princes, if they wuz kangs and sheeit?
https://www.instagram.com/p/BB0fKY5NFWT/?taken-by=natalynlind
lmao huge mistake they should cast natalie instead
>>70465227
>>70464978
>>70461237
pathetic samefag.
>>70465318
>>70465371
TEAM NAL
>>70465335
>>70465227
>>70464978
>>70461237
pathetic samefag
Is posting "samefag" at random a meme now?
>>70465318Her sister is hotter
>>70465926
lmao no, not even attractive
>>70463238
Pretty sure his wife knows he's an autist and sperg who has no idea how to act in public and is okay with.
>>70458901
>>70463087
i don't get it, she's skinny, has nice skin, a cute nose, pretty hair yet she looks ugly as hell. something is off, like she had too many plastic surgeries?
>>70459435
>>70459368
>>70459182
All these. I still think Chloe is cute af but she'll look ridiculous as Ariel.
>not casting bella thorne
>dem tits
>>70458537
She is not attractive anymore.
>>70466930
Being really german senpai. She looks like shes about to climb the Matterhorn.
Is this de reason Sofia Coppola dropped out of the project?
>>70459786
Sounds like liberal garbage
>>70468501
Yep.
Also, I'm sure Coppola wanted to adapt the actual story of TLM, where the mermaid kills herself to save the prince then turns into sea foam, not the Disneyfied version.
>>70459073
it's called "vagina", boy
>>70461466
you mean "wide shoulders"? As swimming business goes, having those is quite a good advantage.
>>70467309
>casting a tranny over another
>>70458579
last time i checked she's been depicting a quite convincing badass (just as the role required from her)
>>70468686
So is having a tail
>>70468730
meant for >>70458549
>>70468596
That version doesn't sound very progressive
>>70461528
The LumpTits from Leeds
>>70458901
Moar pasta, waiter
>>70468790
The white dick is what looks the most shooped in that picture.
>>70468629
You're called a vaginaboy ha ha
>>70459394
she is literally 7 feet tall
>>70468970
yeah.. what's wrong with that? I mean, look at the >>70468790
>>70460636
Kys
>>70469119
there's nothing beautiful about her smug face. I mean, she physically can not Not to depict a smug expression. How the hell would that fit into Belle's character?
