>entire career consists of "DUDE I'M A WHORE LMAO"
>kid makes joke about it
>gets offended cause muh slutshaming
It's still a really tasteless thing to say. Clearly he was just trying to funny but it came off a bit crass.
>>70454039
She's a disgusting fat piece of shit and I don't like her
No, it's because it's a dick thing to write after someone was nice enough to take a photo with you.
>>70454089
it was fucking hilarious actually
>>70454089
Not a fan of her but it was in poor taste. Pretty much equivalent to making a race joke about Chapelle or Mooney after they take a photo of you.
Not only that but context is completely lost in nonverbal communication. Feel bad it got misinterpreted and I imagine this kid got hung out to dry
>>70454096
He was trying to be funny but it backfired. The guy is clearly a beta, women take advantage of this to assert dominance over them.
>>70454039
Does that mean the kid can make a black joke about Chris Rock because "DUDE I'M BLACK LMAO"?? Didn't think so
>>70454093
I saw Heat for the first time last week.
Hot damn was i missing out.
>>70454096
no it's an obvious joke and there's nothing wrong with it. the fucking cunt can't even open her mouth without calling herself a whore but suddenly it's not ok to make a joke about it?
>>70454039
She seems nice and funny, the kid was way out of line, making such implications about her
>This is not Amy Schumer, btw
>>70454166
Fucking this. Dude really needed to double down here. He failed the shit test.
>>70454089
back to tumblr you turbofaggot
>>70454039
What if he's actually implying she gets a lot of dates which is flattering and never that she actually sleeps with any of those men?
>>70454039
>some kid gets BTFO'd on twitter
>cry about it on 4chan
Fuck off, faggot.
>>70454039
Guy didn't have the comedic chops to make that high risk joke work, should have just posted the photo with a regular caption.
>>70454039
self deprecating jokes are just that, SELF deprecating. the kid's a moron.
women like being whores until they get called out on it, then cry victim
that's basically 3rd wave feminism wrapped up
where have you been?
You're seriously a hopeless autist if you think it was okay for him to post that. Her reaction was pretty ridiculous but he should not have done that.
>>70454227
jesus christ, why doesn't he shave?
fucking bitch
>say hi to your dad
what a fuckin whore
>>70454289
pretty much this.
>>70454227
Neither is this.
Rodney Dangerfield: Please, take my wife
Some random fan on social media: Dude I'm gonna fuck your wife lol, I'm sure a lot of guys have
It's just a little different
>>70454321
>you're not allowed to make the gentlest of banter to a comedian
Woah. Looks like not being able to handle bantz is strictly an American thing.
>>70454096
>nice enough to take a photo with you
yeah what a real tough task
>>70454185
the point of self-deprecating humor is that you're saying it about yourself
>>70454367
>Publicly joking that a woman is a whore is light banter
>>70454304
part of the idea of a self-deprecating joke is that it is supposed to be the ultimate acknowledgement of self-awareness. it's why inaccurate self-deprecating jokes make you look like you're an attention seeking asshole i.e. being good looking and making jokes about how fucking ugly you are.
>>70454039
she has thin skin. she thanks the crowd when they give her pity applause when her jokes fall flat
>>70454386
yes and to the entire fucking world. this isn't just some friends shooting the shit, she's literally made a career out of calling herself a whore and jokes like that should be expected
>>70454369
Tell that to Abbott, Trudeau, and Cameron.
>>70454413
>having sex with more than one man makes you a whore
she should have taken a late night talk show host job while she could
>>70454486
Found The whore
>she reads her own twitter late a night with a tub of ice cream and responds to betamax kids
This is the kind of shit that ruins lives, guy probably thought he had established a great rapport with someone he barely knew in the span of a few minutes aided by the hours of her stand up, television and film he had watched.
>>70454470
isn't there a comedian who has cerebral palsy or something and integrates it heavily into his routine?
would it be appropriate if I tweeted a photo I took of him and I commented "haha what a spaz"
>>70454622
yes
>>70454622
If it was clear you were doing it ironically, yes.
Having a debilitating physical condition is the same as liking having sex?
>>70454622
>would it be appropriate if I tweeted a photo I took of him and I commented "haha what a spaz"
Only in Britain. "Spaz" doesn't have that connotation in America.
>>70454039
lol you all are defending this guy?
just look at his face, that weak and pathetic smile. this kid was born for a lifetime of trying to act alpha and getting fucking stomped instead.
fuck him, he looked for his shit.
>>70454622
>having a very clear and obvious physical disability is the same as choosing to have sex with a lot of guys and openly discuss the decision to have sex with a lot of guys
You're still upset over a dumb twitter comment she made a year ago? You really need to find a new hobby.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmFC10MKH9w
He's a great critic
>>70454622
You would need explicit consent from him. He might be able to say that about himself, or agree you could say that, but saying it trying to riff the guy is bad form. You need permission, even from a guy like that.
I think /tv/ is a bit deluded in thinking there's an objective measure to what's deemed to be socially acceptable to joke about when that's not really the case. Ultimately the law of the land is largely dictated by the most vocal on the social media sphere, which isn't conservative white teenagers/young men but rather the kind of people who are more inclined to agree with Schumer.
Sure, post whatever you want, but certain jokes just aren't going to go over well. Especially when you're not funny.
who and who?
>>70454174
How the fuck can you not see one of the best bank heist kinos ever??!
>>70454039
>Woman who considers herself a "comedian" can't take a joke
This isn't news. Women aren't funny.
>>70454039
If you're the kind of person who thinks a person making fun of themselves is a pass to make fun of them yourself.... you're an idiot
>>70454039
>"So..do you have any charitable experience?"
>Amy Schumer: "I slept with a lot of fat guys in college."
HAHAHAHHAHAHA
GET IT?
BECAUSE FAT MALES ARE THE LOWEST OF THE LOW
BUT DONT CALL ME FAT
>Amy Schumer taking the delicate hand of Movie Max and breaking his boyhood behind the bolt-locked door of a luxury hotel suite.
Mm... muh dick.
>>70454174
Jesus Christ, anon. Tell me you've seen 'Thief' and 'Manhunter'.
>>70454884
> when I make a joke at the expense of someone else, 'tis only banter
> when people make a joke at the expense of me, its serious business and you shouldnt do that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qxM7xIcJr4
You just know.
>>70454783
>it wasn't funny
The joke was identical to Schumer's typical shtick. Her fans should have loved it. Perhaps this is her fans' way of saying she isn't funny.
>>70454884
there's a difference between mocking fat people in general and mocking a fat person in specific
>>70454977
lol no there isn't
>>70454039
>d-dont call me whore
>say hi to ur dad xD
so she makes a whore joke about herself in the same sentence where she complains about a whore joke?
>>70454948
Know what?
>>70454622
You retarded motherfucker. Stop trying to make muh bad banter so black and white. Some fat cunt talking about how much she sleeps around isn't the same as a person with an actual disability who makes self-deprecating humor.
>>70455003
I think she was more having a dig at him for being a little boy.
>>70454977
I think mocking an entire group of people is worse than mocking a single individual. Especially an individual who is often derisive toward their own self.
>>70454999
lol yes there is
>>70454964
Two people can tell the exact same joke and only one of them be funny. See Carlos Mencia's entire catalog of jokes
>>70455003
I think her entire response was a joke.
>>70454166
this
and
>>70454238
this.
She is a whore she is just playing a power game. If he doubled down he coulda smashed or at least hit it when she lost a bit of weight.
>>70455062
mocking an individual with a negative self image isn't funny though, it's just shitty and easyjust like amy schumer
>>70455093
His joke was still funny, whereas Amy's fall flat. She should take notes.
>>70454039
Not to defend Jabba but it seems like she's criticizing his lazy joke making than anything.
>>70454039
>strongly dislike Amy Schumer
>agree with her in this instance
>>70454622
>isn't there a comedian who has cerebral palsy or something and integrates it heavily into his routine?
Isnt that the guy that people on 4chan were voting for to win some contest or something?
Man was that a long time ago. Wish I could remember who the guy was
>>70454622
Steady Eddy would laugh, call you a cunt to your face and post a photo of his dick.
>>70454039
Holy shit, usually when a pig's roasted they have an apple in their mouth.
>>70454039
good job
>>70454622
False equivalence.
Its all a non issue. She jokes about it so its fair game. The kid is obviously a fan since he wanted the picture, so he thought he'd try and live up to it a bit by following her lead.
Hilarious to see her yalknof whoring backfire. Not so progressive I guess.
>>70454039
How can a comedian be so thin-skinned? She's in the wrong line of work.
>>70455316
it's not about being thin skinned, it's about putting a beta in his place. just look at his face. kid needed to be crushed like a bug for stepping out of line.
>>70454039
At least he hit it and quit it tho
*pic unrelated*
daily reminder she stole all the material that got her famous and is only still in play because she's tied in to the NY/DC/hollywood jew circle
>>70454089
He's a fan of her and was trying to make a joke she would make. But of course she got offended because she's fake as fuck and steals jokes from everyone.
>>70454948
Man his personality is so weird.
>comedian that can't take a joke
Pffft
>>70456188
>>70454721
please just go lmao.
>>70454089
plz get cancer, faggot
I've never gone out of my way to watch Amy Schumer, but now and again I'll happen to see clips of her on ads or talk shows or flip past her own show.
To date, I've never seen her make a joke whose punchline wasn't either "haha, I'm a whore" or "haha, I'm fat." At least until last week I saw her on a late night show, and it was "haha, I'm sitting in this chair strangely."
Amy Schumer is a disgusting human being in every way possible.
>>70454116
>Reverse image search this
>Google automatically adds "White Trash" to the search
>>70454039
>spent the night with @amyschumer. What a fat stinking hambeast, she actually sweats pork juices.
>>70454413
Yes? Considering some of Amys material, that was pretty light hearted.
That response may not be playing along, but it really doesn't show her offended nor it says (and she has never said anything about this) that dats slut.shaming. Her jokes are also much more general than what you think and she really doesn't use muh soggy knee as much as you autists say. Though she is pretty shit.
>>70454039
fat
What happened to her?
She used to be hot
>>70454227
she literally looks like Miss Piggy, how does a """""human"""""" look so much like a fuckin muppet?
>>70454089
This. There's a thing in this industry called RESPECT and this kid clearly was lacking in it.
>>70454413
When the subject of the joke is a person who has literally based her whole career off of those kinds of jokes, yes it is light banter.
>>70458408
kek
>>70454413
>sex shouldn't be a big deal!
>haha you've slept with a lot of guys
>HOW DARE YOU???
this is why feminism is retarded
>neo/tv/ suddenly likes Amy
This board has.... changed.
>>70454039
>Takes dick better than she takes a joke
>>70454039
Honestly was this completely overblown to anyone else?
>>70458514
ugh like fuck off shitlord
>mfw she is so desperate for attention she took a pantless shot on instagram
>>70454089
>>70454039
>that botox smile
its so fucking creepy when women cant move their eyebrows anymore
>>70458514
Either you don't understand logic or psychology, as nothing in your text makes sense.
That's what this guy gets for trying to pal around with somebody like Amy Schumer. There's no winning in that circle. You either do/say nothing of value, or it's apologies all the way down.
>>70454622
the dude on Last Comic Standing in one of its early seasons
he was super fucking funny
I bet he'd have a good sense of humor about it
>>70454779
>tfw he's 17 now
damn time flies
>>70458645
What did you expect, the whole "kiss and tell" thing has been taboo forever. I know things are changing but having something like that pass as normal would be low even by today's standards
Nothing against the kid though
On the contrary, everyone loves a bit of gossip
>>70458765
More importantly, he probably wouldn't be a pouty little dick about it, even if he didn't appreciate the joke in the first place.
Schumer, meanwhile, is part of a community that shrieks like harpies any time something rubs them the wrong way because they know there's a loyal online posse that will come raise hell for them. True victim culture.
Amy's career has cooled off considerably since the joke thief thing.
Not that it matters, she was born apart of the rich Jewish elite (er uncle is chuck schumer, ny senator) so her life is and always has been on lazy mode.
Now you know how she can basically do what she wants.
What an ugly fat dirty unfunny sensitive whore
>>70454622
>being born with a defect is the same as spreading your legs at every chance
Could you post me a few female empowerment links?
>>70454039
two very unpleasant-looking people. i'd say the world would be better off without either of them.
>>70458464
But you can't start saying it because brazenly saying it is her business model. If she allows other people to do it she can't make any money. If she just goes up on stage and says a bunch of stuff and everyone just nods in agreement then she's nothing.
>>70454089
She's a celebrity and should be above -showing- the kind of petty insecurity demonstrated by her reply. It's kind of pathetic.
She would have gotten better just laughing at the stupid joke, as he's literally playing into her own comedy routine.
>>70459607
>sure you can take a pic with me hun!
>insert joke pertaining to the material and her comedic style.
>fucking jackass whoa i'm so fucking offended.
>YEAH SHE'S SO FUCKIN RIGHT FUCK THAT GUY.
>24 hours later at a gig.
>So I'm guzzling his black cock right LAAADIEZ!???
>AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>70454413
publicly joking about being a whore is at least 25% of her material. This is like Larry the Cable Guy getting rustled because someone called him a redneck hillbilly
she probably fucked him after he said this. he knew what he was doing.
yet more evidence that women aren't funny
>>70459671
That's the point you fucking apex-retard. You can't just go around making jokes about people especially on social media and assume you won't piss someone off. What fucking mindset do you have to even think this kind of shit is ok to do?
>>70454039
He should've responded "He said 'chill, keep it on the down low'" or something. Fuck it, go all in to make her regret responding like that.
>>70459732
your comparison is so off. might as well caption the schumer one with "At some award show with this fat whore.
>>70459842
excellent rebuttal, gg you win again
>>70454321
> Her reaction was pretty ridiculous but he should not have done that.
Pick one you eunuch
>>70459759
>You can't just go around making jokes about people especially on social media
>>70459842
>its not the same thing, because I say so
Yeah... kill yourself
>>70459971
>At a benefit with Larry, he seems upset that there's not enough guns and beer here.
>Spent the night with @amyschumer. Certainly not the first guy to write that.
>Me and Larry this racist stupid fucking redneck, get more heartburn fat fuck.
>At this comedy show with a fat white whore.
Yeah. Very big difference.
>>70455006
She fingered his asshole afterward and he cried "Mommy! Mommy! Im constipated! Help me poop!" the whole time.
>>70454039
I bet this smug fuck took the picture just to write that joke.
Stay smug, bub.
>>70459842
You are admitting your own hatred of women without realizing it. The guy doesn't call her a whore at all. That is YOUR word that you have used to describe the meaning that you derive from his post. You see him making an implication that she is promiscous (based 100% on her own act and the character that she presents publicly) and YOU describe that as "whore" behavior. He doesn't pass any moral judgement on her promiscuoity, and in fact seems to imply that it is a good thing, but you are filled with disgust that another woman is getting more cock offered to her.
Its ok, its not your fault. Its in your biology. Its the same kind of instinct that causes adolescent boys to fuck couch cushions and stick their dicks in vacuum cleaners. The female equivalent of the biological impulse to fuck everything in site is to try to convince men not to fuck anyone but you, and one way in which this is achieved is to throw shame at anyone who enjoys promiscous sex. You think you are advocating on her behalf, but you really are acting like an old church lady condemning the town whore and the men who visit her. Religious fundamentalists who condemn sluts or fags also believe they helping.
Now please go back to blogging somewhere else
>>70454089
What a bunch of pussies
>>70460283
I just got done jacking off to porn, I read what I could in 10 seconds.
Fuck off to reddit, cancer.
>>70459759
But.. why?
>>70460283
But anon we do hate women.
>>70454622
steady eddy was pretty based
>>70454948
>Chris Rock is a dumb fucking nigger, he will be shit
wow this guy lol
>>70454145
How? If you're a comedian (I use that term as loose as possible. Not the first guy to write that about Amy Fatshit either I guess) and you can't laugh at yourself you're literally not a fucking comedian at all. If you called you were a faggot and called yourself a faggot you have no right to complain if someone else does the exact same thing. Or if it isn't double standards, can you explain why niggers hate the word "nigger" so much yet use it in every sentence? I'll wait while you type out your mental gymnastics if you want.
>>70458810
he looks like malcolm in the middle
>>70460565
Not going to. I used all of my autism-power on >>70460283
Does anyone still have that webm of her masturbating? Just asking for a friend..
>>70454948
>chris rock will definitely get a lot of hits on youtube with what happens
more subtlety than I'd expect form a 17 yo
>>70460819
Yeah I need it for research purposes
>>70454172
Yeah it does :^)
>>70454039
Fuck you for saying i'm a whore. Hi to your dad (i fucked him lol)
Should women be held up to the same standards as men?
Kids arent, so why should women?
>>70460819
anybody?
>>70456778
>9gag
no you
>>70460950
no, because women are not as talented as men
can you imagine if someone had lightly insinuated that jim gaffigan was fat, or kevin hart was short, and then they got all buttmad about it?
of course not, because that's their shtick
just one more reason to dislike amy schumer. a fat talentless cunt who can't even take a good natured joke in the joke industry
>>70454977
No there isn't, you're making fun of someone for being fat.
Why would anyone want to fuck that ugly fat thing?
>>70459759
>You can't just go around making jokes about people especially on social media
>>70454039
ITT:
>white knights coming to the rescue of a woman becoming famous by being a filthy slag
This woman doesnt deserve respect, because she has no self-respect.
>>70461090
read the thread before posting phonefag
I don't know why she's offended, it was a very subtle joke. She makes those kinds of jokes on her show all the time. In fact, the joke is in the spirit of her show.
>>70460283
t. leftist whore
>>70460565
I can imagine this fat tub of shit closing the tab and sleeping like a fucking baby, to meet up with his waifu in his dreams. Good on him.
The most rage-inducing thing is that whores do it for loot, sluts do it for fun.
>>70458661
>ugh
>like
ban
>>70461216
you are missing the point of my post, which was to call her a leftist whore without actually using the phrase "leftist whore", while simultaneously suggesting that this anon >>70459842 is, in fact, the one who truly hates whores, and that this hatred is instinctual because they occupy the male gaze that she desires so much
t. natsoc traditionalist
>>70461383
fuck you, i'm >>70459842 and I haven't even seen a single thing about her outside of memes and knowing she bitches about fucking people and getting laughs out of it. of course i hate whores. and of course it's instinctual because they're a cancer to society.
>implying her fucking audience is male.
t. liberal authoritarian.
fuck you.
>>70454039
If he didn't look like /r9k/ personified, she would have flirted with him over twitter.
>>70461692
>liberal authoritarian
what
>>70462185
"I'm a cuck and you should be too".
>>70462185
my bad. got upset and retarded my words.
authoritarian leftist.
>>70461108
I can do what i want bitch.
>>70461216
Nice meme chart, dumbo.
>>70462415
You're a moron lol
>>70462541
been drinking and i want to watch jungle book since my dead grandpa couldn't live long enough to watch it with me. maybe tmorrow. rip.
>tee hee, I'm such a whore!
>tee hee, there's nothing wrong with that!
>HOW FUCKING DARE YOU FOR CALLING ME A FUCKING WHORE!
Women were a mistake
I think she's picking on the kid for making a lame joke, and that she isn't actually upset at what the joke is inferring. He knocked her for sleeping around, she knocks him for being a kid.
>>70454089
I agree. If you're gonna be pulling a joke like this on anyone, especially a celebrity, it better be fucking funny, and this is just lame
>>70454321
>>70454413
>>70454174
well better late than never
This is actually funny though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_qcgcgwznM
pretty sure comedians are just supposed to burn you back and laugh it up lel
unless they are actually just a totem for SJWs and not remotely funny at all
>>70454324
virgin detected
>>70463744
The best part of this image is still how she tweets at the wrong people.
>>70458669
https://www.reddit.com/r/MensRights/search?q=schumer&restrict_sr=on
so literally what did he do wrong? why is everyone crying about this? Is this some sort of american thing to cry at a joke or something?
>>70454039
2bh she would definitely look good if she was thinner and took care of her face.
I really did pig faced women
>>70454089
It was funny.
>>70458985
This is what bugs me.
She owes her career to her father. She blatantly pushes her father's political agenda onto her fan base.
Yet she retorts to this guy "say hi to your father" to imply he's only there because of his father.
The hypocrisy is astounding.
The mental gymnastics of being offended by the kid referencing one of HER jokes about herself.
The fact that she reads tweets about her.
Most celebrities call that "Cutting." When you google yourself, read your twitter feed, etc.
>>70458603
Either a raid by Pleblr or Plebbit. Or just the new gen of cucks have taken over this shithole
>>70465850
>what is contrarianism
Amy is severly underrated by comedy "experts", amy I afraid to call her the 21st century buster keaton? Well I hope not because I'm about to do that: Amy Schumer is our generation's Buster Keaton. Here, I said it. Now you try, it's not gonna hurt you, nothing wrong in understanding art.
>say hi to your dad
So wait she is a whore?
>>70454039
lol the guy was savage tho
but saying that and puttin the @amyschumer with it was prett ydamn stupid.
The guy is obviously a beta tryin to act alpha and it failed.
>>70454321
Spazzing about innocuous jokes is in itself autistic behavior; you people don't belong on the internet, or anywhere in public.
It's like a deaf person screaming about other people listening to music.
>>70465991
I don't get that line either. She's either calling him a little boy or saying she fucked his dad. Seems like she was looking for more bantz but the first part seems overly serious.
>>70454039
This is what we do now? /tv/ is a shill machine? we just boost shitty entertainers careers with the whole "any publicity is good publicity" schpiel?
Jokes aside, I highly doubt Amy Schuner is a real "whore".
I mean who would want to fuck that?
>>70454089
Fuck off, if she made that joke no one would give a fuck
>>70454039
>half of her material has to do with her making banter at sleeping with guys and sex jokes
>Not allowed to make a sex joke at her without her freaking the fuck out
>>70466955
Yes because you're allowed to make jokes about yourself.
Are you an autist?
>>70454948
>movie ''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''reviewers''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''
>>70455003
>g-g-g-greentext!
This is you right now
>>70459732
Louis CucK really let himself go.
If this guy was good looking she wouldn't of said anything and made a joke back, fact.
The only reason she went all bitchy mode is because he looks like a fucking nerd so it comes across even more cringe then it is
shes still a cunt though, but it just boils down to that
>>70467301
>If this guy was good looking she wouldn't of said anything and made a joke back, fact.
nah
>>70454039
jesus christ the MGTOW is strong in this place, this fucking thread is STILL alive?
>>70456249
damn proto-Hiroshima banged eternal sunshine Kate Winslet? damn, lucky guy
>>70454704
What connotations does spaz have in America?
>>70467661
There are other threads right now that have been alive for longer
>>70454948
What a Jew.
>>70454039
Disgusting jew pig
Clearly the first person to ever say that, who would want to fuck a pig
>>70454413
Wait... I thought women were proud to be whores now? What happened?
>>70454039
this kid's joke is better that everything she ever saidand that says a lot…
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