What the fuck did I just watch?
>91% fresh reviews
>>70453774
You watched pure kino, fucking awesome horror film
Also ft. the perfect waifu
Babies first not capeshit
>>70453774
Why do people keep posting the rotten tomatoes score?
Just have some faith in your tastes. It's a great film.
A horror film that is actually that, horrifying.
>>70453774
the Pleb Filter worked again.
>>70453774
>he doesn't live deliciously
>>70453774
Good acting and music followed by an absolute shit script. That script wouldn't even suffice as toilet paper.
whata fuuuug did i just le watch :D
You watched GoaTkino my friend, and also the greatest waifu film of 2015.
>>70457745
true dat bruv
>went to theater 30 minutes away to see this
>wanted to see it alone
>looking forward to it and some deep immersion, heard only good things
>get into theater
>3 pubescent high school pricks at the very top row cracking lame jokes the entire time
>other audience only encourages them
>shit like "gotcha bitch!" when the witch grabs the son
>LMAFAO omfg!!!
>girl checking her phone in front of me
>more shitty jokes from kids at the top
>girls behind me "omg like can this be over already??" "lmao what are we even watching?"
holy fuck, like just leave the theater if you're going to be a loud obnoxious cunt jesus chriST
>>70457828
Is she literally perfect?
>>70457745
>>70457828
>>70457895
that mongoloid eye spacing
>>70457950
>Faces were judged as most attractive when the distance between the eyes was 46 percent of the face’s width
Bigger eye spacing is more beautiful m8, most girls have way less than 46%.
Some believe that bigger eye spacing makes you look more like a child which makes you look younger and thus more fertile and thus sexier, in which case mocking her for having a large interpupillary distance makes you a rebbitor.
Should i watch the camrip? I enjoyed REC1 and REC2
>>70458064
Camprip? Just download it 1080p.
>>70458064
There's actual proper rips up dude why would you watch a camrip?
>>70457847
This happens every fucking time, when I went to The Revenant people where laughing and telling shit jokes between them every 5 minutes
Baah baah
Stop spamming this dead meme flick.
>>70458236
guess I lucked out when I went to see The Revenant, people were pretty quiet and respectful mostly except for like one doofus with their phone
people who do this shit at the movies need to be punched in the nose or wet willy'd
>>70457847
This happened to me once and I didn't go back to the theatre for two years. Now I pick an unpopular theatre and only go during the week before 2:30pm.
>>70458058
>interpupilary distance
fuck m8 can I send my future kids to your school
>>70458150
>>70458155
you didn't get his shitty joke
>>70458356
No, I spelt it correctly, and you spelt it incorrectly. Only blonde-haired blue-eyed girls will be allowed at my school, and you're clearly too dumb to breed such goddesses.
>>70458405
The fuck? I wasn't even correcting you asshole. I was being serious as I've never even heard that shit as a term until today. Fuck you I'm sending my kid to harvard.
>>70458544
I knew you were being serious, and I was being serious when I said that I wouldn't let your kids go to my school. There's certainly no way your kids would get into Harvard.
>>70458593
kys
>>70453774
I loved the cinematography but for me it fell flat when I think back on it there wasn't anything memorable other than the final scene.
>>70458593
No you didn't. And if I can get in, so can they.. hopefully..
>>70457895
Yes.
>>70453774
An awesome movie
>>70458058
>fetal alcohol syndrome is most attractive
I wanna fuck a goat now
Being christian raised those puritans theology seemed rather shaky to me.
Did those guys really not believe in the assurance of salvation? Especially for kids?
Anybody else felt distracted by the obvious use of hair extensions?
>>70459879
The baby that was stolen wasn't baptised. It still had the status of original sin.
>>70459937
Yeah if you are a catholic.
And even those just believe in limbo for them.
>>70453774
it's currently the most shilled film on /tv/ so it must be good
>>70460008
The baby hadn't had a chance to confess its sins
>>70460344
yeah confession is definitely purely catholic.
>>70460008
>baptism is catholic
>original sin is catholic
... son
>>70457950
>>70462626
most protestants see baptism more of a symbolic act not necessary for salvation.
the importance of original sin varies but i have yet to hear about a denomination that declares babies as damned because of that, especially since they usually dont practice child-baptism.
Catholics baptize babies BECAUSE they put so much emphasis on original sin after all.
>>70462955
The father most definitely was not "most protestants." Otherwise he would not have been in the middle of nowhere.
