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The Pair that was Promised Edition
>>70447386
>>70451863
/got/ is so dead that I actually got first post.
Comfy Theon
>>70433912
Having white blood, is different than being mulatto. Mulattos are half&half. You will never find a dark skinned person who is mulatto. In fact, any time you have a direct white parent, you won't come out dark skinned.
In order to have white blood, and also be dark, your white heritage needs to be your grandparent generation or older.
For example, these white girls will never carry a baby near as dark as salladhor's skin.
First for The Hound coming back for the "Broken Man" episode.
New character playing a priest of the faith on an island–one that Breane and Podrick cross into—says this:
>Describing his character, he said: “[He] is like a former warrior who has renounced violence and now leads this peace cult. I have nursed a loved character, a much-loved character back to life. And he reintroduces - I won’t say him or her - but it’s a character whose much-loved who everyone thinks is dead. But he’s not dead.”
first for NOT JON AZOR AHAI
>>70451922
So much kino.
Who /walkerpride/ here?
>45" long
>32" steel blade
>carved metal wolf pommel with fake ruby eyes
>real leather hilt
>hanging plaque with the Night's Watch oath on it
>$250 + shipping
I'm not proud of myself, /got/, but I just ordered it.
>>70451935
You're absurdly late in realizing and posting this.
We've known for weeks, months even
>>70451949
>not having bought the one designed by George
wew lad
>>70451935
This character also was the last person to see the hound in the books. Cleganebowl is confirmed.
Cast him /got/
>>70451847
Technically a Thurible, or Censer. They're used in Catholic mass to spread incense all over the place.
Also debatably an Aspergillum, the implement a Priest will use to splash sacramental holy water on the congregation, in this case it spreads cleansing fire.
Obviously no proper mass would employ a cudgel on a length of chain to dispense sacrament, but that's the kind of pointless shittery you expect from D&D
>>70451935
Welcome you stupid fucking slowpoke. We've known this for months. Only Stannisfags have been in denial hoping it was Stannis and not Sandor.
>>70452002
>>>70451935 (You)
>You're absurdly late in realizing and posting this.
>We've known for weeks, months even
No. I am the first. I said it right there in my post—first.
>>70452002
Link? I love the show version, but if that one is reasonably priced, I might even get it as well.
>>70452017
Satin
>>70451947
It's the only choice. Let them cleanse the world.
I stopped watching after the first episode of season 2, how is Rickon Stark doing?
>>70452052
They stopped making it, limited run years ago
http://www.valyriansteel.com/shop/swords/longclaw-sword-of-jon-snow/prod_2.html
>>70452041
>Aspergillum
>>70451947
>Walker pride, North wide
>>70452096
>I stopped watching after the first episode of season 2, how is Rickon Stark doing?
Rock on = Needle = Jon Snows smile
Reminder that Dany is evil
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cio94gfchaY
Where's the torrent?
>>70452066
Did Jon fuck Satin the books?
BASED normies
>>70452152
>Where's the torrent?
Sent ;)
>>70452152
40% uploaded
Will post link in 1 hour I think
>>70452100
Hoooooly shit, very sad I missed out on that one. They have Jaime's sword, which is way cooler (pic related) but the reviews say it's a lower quality than Longclaw.I still might get it anyway.
>>70452177
I like torrents too
Reminder that the only way to beat the Night King permanently will be for Bran to stab Jon the heart with an obsidian dagger and make him into a Fire Walker.
His battle against the Night King will be legendary and be song about for years to come, it shall the Song of Ice and Fire
who's your favorite character mine is tyrion.
>>70452202
Wait and get something better like oathkeeper or heartsbane.
Also:
>>70452156
Why is /r/gameofthrones so much better than us?
>>70452202
I don't like Jaime's to be honest, either version.
I'm really hoping however they make a Heartbane one.
the details are quite nice
>>70452240
Oh shit, forgot about Heartsbane. Definitely getting that one next.
Reminder that this is happening next season
>after dealing with the tullys Jaime marches north to deal with the new king of the North
>along his journey he requires oathkeeper from a dying brienne
>Jon marches his army down south
>Lannisters clash with the starks and arryns
>both sides take heavy casualties and Jon and Jaime engage in a 1v1 duel which marks the first time we have seen two valyrian steels clash
>however before the duel finishes the night king shows up since the wall crumbled and starts raising the dead
>the remants of the lannisters, starks, arryns start fighting side by side as they are heavily outnumbered and Jon and Jaime go back to back as they are forced to band together to cut their way out
Guys I have a theory, let me know what you think.
R + L = J & R
Jon Snow has an unidentical twin—Ramsey Bolton.
Ramsey Bolton used to be Ramsey Snow. Jon Snow shares the same name, and they are both about the same age.
What if Ramsey is the prince that was promised?
>>70452302
Jaime would get jobbed by Jon in a heart beat. Dude's using his offhand, hasn't actually fought in ages, and Jon's been doing nothing but killing shit for the entire series.
>>70452343
fucking retarded
>>70452343
good one, made me laugh
>>70452215
>Hey, that's actually *ompf* pretty clever, yeh!
Never meet your heroes.
>>70452359
Jon would beat Jamie easily
>>70452302
>Night King immediately teleports from the Wall as it breaks down and nobody noticed, to wherever the fuck Jon and Jaime fight, while they're still fighting
0/10, don't even bother trying again
>>70452359
>implying Jon wouldn't win but before he does the final blow he stabs the stark wight behind Jaime and then helps him up
It just writes itself.
>>70451935
What did he mean by this?
>>70452365
Prove me wrong. It's declared now.
R + L = J & R | R = AA
>>70452302
The Lannisters led by Jaime and the Starks (Arryns) led by Jon will slaughter each other in a close battle next season, and I'm assuming Jon will narrowly win
After that though, if Dany comes to Westeros and fights the Tyrells, and they also slaughter each other, the remaining troops along with I guess the somewhat intact Greyjoys and fully intact Martells won't be strong enough to fight the Others
The Kingdom will be doomed if the Tyrells and Dany fight too
>>70452302
>Dany swoops in with her 1000 ships full of Dothraki rapists to save Westeros
>>70452426
Theres some dickhead called Ian McShane who let it slip that he's playing some dude called good brother or some shit and basically told us he has nursed the hound back to health. HBO probably want to cut his balls off now, but McShane is only in one episode and he dies in it too so what can HBO do.
Theon Greyjoy is Azor Ahai also
>>70452426
Exactly
>>70451949
see this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40pUYLacrj4
>>70452100
In the books it didnt say winter is coming on it right?
>>70452302
Jaime was good, but not top tier good.
All his supposed prowess in combat lies on a line that he himself thought when he was at the top of his hubris:
>The realization chilled him. Robert had been stronger than him, to be sure. The White Bull Gerold Hightower as well, in his heyday, and Ser Arthur Dayne. Amongst the living, Greatjon Umber was stronger, Strongboar of Crakehall most likely, both Cleganes for a certainty. The Mountain’s strength was like nothing human. It did not matter. With speed and skill, Jaime could beat them all.
It's clearly a delusion, he wasn't at the level of anyone listed above, shit he was scared of Fat Robert too in a couple of lines (yet, boo-Fat Robert was fat but strong as fuck, Ned pointed out that he could still hold his own in a tournament).
Why did Gilly lie about Sam knowing how to wield a sword, why did she give the implication that Sam killed a Then through bravery, and why did she lie about Sam stabbing the Walker in the heart?
He doesn't know how to wield shit, he killed a Thenn using a crossbow, and stabbed the Walker in the fucking shoulder blade.
And she knows nothing about Randyll or Dickon enough to know that they're not great warriors.
Why is Gilly a lying bitch?
>>70452488
>implying
You do realize Westerosi men rape and pillage during war too, right?
>>70452302
That manlet Kit next to a real man. I hope he cried himself to sleep after the filming with NCW because Kit knew he was a better actor and man.
>>70452606
I dont see it as Gilly lying. I see it as the writers twisting what happened so gilly could stand up to randyll more
all memeing aside
can we all agree everything but the jon snow arc is shit in this show?
>>70452529
>He dies in it too
You're the dickhead, m8.
>>70452529
Plus he told all viewers to get a life. I'm surprised he wasn't fired on the spot.
>>70452645
No.
>>70452666
>>>70452529
>Plus he told all viewers to get a life. I'm surprised he wasn't fired on the spot.
Proof
>>70452529
>>70452666
I have a feeling HBO told him to spoil it to build hype for the season. Otherwise they would have sued the shit out of him by now.
>>70452599
Jaime would have been beaten by Dayne or prime Selmy, I guess some of the others on that list are a tossup
>>70452592
Haven't read the books to be honest, but from what I know, no
>>70452689
http://www.gamesradar.com/ian-mcshane-game-thrones-season-6-spoiler-tits-and-dragons/
My bad it was actually "get a fucking life, it's just tits and dragons."
>>70452671
what, you prefer to watch danarerys anita targaryen?
kek
>>70452592
Nope, he wouldn't fucking deface the Mormont relic sword by making someone print a fucking motto from another house on it.
>>70452718
I can't remember and i think Ilyn Payne has the pummel and that would be weird
also tacky af
>>70452215
>yfw the books end with a bard singing a literal song of ice and fire summarizing the events of the series
>>70452749
Thats Ice you fucking retard, the Stark family sword
>>70452599
>Jaime not on GOAT tier
GRRM has flat out said when he had his right hand he was among the greatest swordsmen who has ever lived in the history of westeros. Was he the best? No, Dayne, Selny, and Aemon are slightly better but it would take everything they had to overcome him.
>>70452749
>filename
Nigga is you real?
>>70452599
>he was scared of Fat Robert too in a couple of lines
Go ahead and post them. Meanwhile in the actual books Barristan thinks of one of his squires that he's "the best natural swordsman Selmy had seen since Jaime Lannister."
Waif = Waifu
Would you let her hit your stick?
>>70452786
>mfw this happens
>>70452828
Even saying the were slightly better is just a guess. Jaime could have possibly beat anyone of them. Dayne has the vsteel so that one i'm not sure.
What happened to this guy still haunts me and it's made me unable to enjoy other scenes.
Christ.
>>70452893
You really want me to go and CTRL-F the whole first couple of books until i find where he said that if Robert found him and Cersei out he would've killed him on the spot? If you read the book you know he said that.
>>70452732
What a fucking asshole, Dabid should fuck his ass for spoiling shit and then talking shit about the entire thing.
>Durr I couldn't commit but when they said I was only in an Ep I was like fuck it w/e who cares
Fucking prick.
>>70452828
Why did they not just graft a sword to his stump?
>>70452732
Lmao what a dick. Good actor, though.
>>70452923
You feel sorry for a guy who murdered and burned two innocent kids? There's also all those other innocent people he killed making his way to Winterfell.
>>70452599
He was top tier good.
Acknowledging that others are stronger, but not necessarily more skilled than him, doesn't mean that he's deluded. As was shown in the red viper fight, the strongest man can fall to a weaker but more skilled/faster man.
Of course, in the open field strength is king.
>>70451915
Theon is a shit.
He just leaves Sansa with some randoms so he can go and deliver some ships to a conqueress.
Was the Hound the only good caretaker in Westeros?
>>70451935
I don't know why people are acting so fucking stupid about this when Ian Mcshane LITERALLY FUCKING SAID THE HOUND IS COMING BACK
>ahurrdurr the hound confirmed guise!!!!
HE FUCKING SAID IT HIMSELF THAT THE HOUND RETURNS, IT ISNT A BIG SECRET
>>70452923
Poor Theon just wanted a family. He didn't deserve that shit.
>>70452961
Yes. At least those deaths were relatively quick.
I cannot stand torture. He suffered a fate far worse than death.
>>70452912
Dawn wasn't actually Valyrian steel, it was forged from the heart of a meteorite. It was some weird ass alien metal that was as good as Valyrian steel.
>>70452923
>Killing random kids who did nothing wrong to cover up the fact that you fucked up
Nah he deserved it
>>70452934
Do you want me to find when Jaime straight up asks Cersei if she wants him to kill Robert for her?
Oh wait, I've actually read the books, so here:
>One night she had Jaime follow him, to confirm her suspicions. When her brother returned he asked her if she wanted Robert dead. “No,” she had replied, “I want him horned.”
>>70452923
>yfw Theon got it easy with Ramsey
>yfw Damphair gets to deal with Euron
>>70452995
Theon was barely even tortured, so he had a few bits of his fingers and his cock chopped off. So many other randoms in the show were entirely flayed alive, others burned alive, etc.
Theon got off easy.
>>70452302
>dying brienne
Thank fuck for that
>>70452995
He deserved to be tortured, he killed two random kids for doing nothing
>>70452948
I think a good ole raid is in order boys
>>70453018
Man, fucking Lancelot kills Robert, that doesn't mean he's stronger than him.
Jaime meant "do you want him assassinated"? He wasn't going to duel with the guy, if that's what you meant.
>>70452971
Jon will be a good caretaker to Sansa now, he'll replaced Sansa's feelings of all the things Ramsay did inside of her, with new ones
>>70452923
Does castration only come for the wicked and leave the decent behind?
>>70452982
He had one. Robb treated him like family but he was jelly of Robb and betrayed him so he got flayed. Happens all the time.
>>70452606
>he killed a Thenn using a crossbow
In the context (they were discussing hunting deer) killing an enemy with a crossbow is better.
>>70452982
>Poor Theon just wanted a family.
Could he even be a Stark if Ned had wanted him to be? He can't be legitimized or anything. He'd have to marry his 'sister' which I'm sure would be awkward for everyone.
>>70453059
>implying Jaime wouldn't do it himself
Do you know book Jaime? That part of his honor is like Ned tier.
>>70452982
It's not that I sympathize with Theon's intentions. It's that I sympathize with any human whose feet are squeezed until blood comes out, whose entire finger is cut and peeled back, whose dick and balls are chopped off, etc.
Terrible fucking fate. Holy shit I hate this.
>>70453026
Death by fire is probably more painful than castration, but it's also much, much quicker than what Theon went through. How long was Theon tortured? Seemed like quite a long time.
>>70453059
I'm pretty GRRM himself said that Dayne w/Dawn > Barristan > Jaime.
Dayne w/o Dawn = Barristan > Jaime.
>>70452954
With what? A fucking arc welding torch?
>>70453059
Fat Robert vs prime Jaime would have been laughable. Literally one of the most lopsided duels. It would be like one handed Jaime vs sandor. An utter shit stomp and over after a few seconds. Now a prime Robert vs prime Jaime would have been a duel for the ages.
Man why do I keep coming back to /got/
>repetitive waifu posting
>unfunny/lazy predictions
>actual spoilers
>in-group out-group monkey fighting of several varieties
>/pol/ race baiting
>normies reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>70453059
What a fucking shock, you didn't provide ANY quotes, and instead are now making up the idea that Jaime would do anything but go after Robert himself with his sword.
>>70453075
He did it at close as fuck range.
And he was so retarded that he hadn't even loaded it until the Thenn was coming for him
>>70453098
His sister is a lesbian; as confirmed by the trailer where she is kissing the dorn girl
>>70453019
>tfw unironically hyped to see Euron try to become a new god and rule over a new Doom from the smoking ruins of Oldtown during the Eldritch Apocalypse
>>70452974
Was it not
>a popular character
So the hound is coming back, 99% certain but he never outright stated that.
The other 1% is 0.9 Lady Stoneheart and 0.1 Stannis, there is nobody else and even those figures are optimistic.
>>70453068
I wonder when they're going to do a scene where someone's vagina gets mutilated.
>>70453065
You don't just get over being tortured and raped because you have a happy little thing going with your cousin.
>>70453019RUSTYunHINGEd
>>70453129
Welcome back friend XD
>>70453117
If Tyrion can design a saddle that lets Bran ride a horse, and trebuchets are a thing in Westeros, I'm sure Pycelle could have designed a blade that strapped to Jaime's wrist somehow.
>>70453098
Theon dreamed that one day Ned would announce he was going to marry Sansa to Theon.
>>70453129
I think this almost every day.
>>70453123
>Literally one of the most lopsided duels
I agree, but then you said
>Now a prime Robert vs prime Jaime would have been a duel for the ages.
That would've been even shorter. Fat Robert would make mincemeat of the pretty boy that got fucking devastated by a random Dothreaki and Vargo Hoat, Prime Robert wouldn't even see him.
>>70452159
Jon Snow is 100% straight
>>70453129
Ironically, the last few threads have had almost none of that. Comfiest /got/ I've seen in a while.
>>70453155
You clearly don't know what Jon's tongue can do down there anon
>>70453153
>>>70453068 (You)
>I wonder when they're going to do a scene where someone's vagina gets mutilated.
Joffrey literally shoots crossbow bolts into a orostitutes one
>>70452215
>Who is Azor Ahai
Never been stabbed nigga.
Jon will be Nissa nissa for Bran.
>>70452961
HE WAS JUST TRYING TO FUCKING FIT IN YOU MONGREL
His entire life he'd been a prisoner, never truly able to fit in. He was treated nicely sure, but in Theon's own words:
"Yes, my captors were very kind to me. You love reminding me of that. Everyone in this frozen pile of shit has loved reminding me of that. Do you know what it's like to be told how lucky you are to be someone's prisoner? To be told how much you owe them? And then to go back home to your real father..."
Then his own fucking blood dont accept him. Who did he fucking have? He fucking didnt have anyone. Nothing. So he did what he did to be accepted by someone, anyone. To truly be a Greyjoy. Then his sister takes the piss out of his and leaves him to get captured by the Boltons.
He hasn't had a proper family since he was ten years old. What wrong did Theon do? Stay loyal to his family? Doesn't family come first, above all else? Sure he killed some fucking farm boys but what of it? Sure he killed Ser Rodrik, but shouldn't Rodrik have known that the ironborn with Theon would have forced that execution?
Theon is fucking innocent. He deserves a fucking hug, some hot chocolate, and the Seastone Chair. I watch GoT PURELY for Theon. And I'm sick of scum like you thinking "lol dickhead he betrayed the starks". Learn that characters actually take a bit of brain power to understand. Fuck off.
>>70453103
We all know Jamie doesn't have any qualms about stabbing someone in the back. He would have done it himself IMO but it wouldn't be a 1 on 1 fair fight.
>>70453153
They already did when Dany got KHAL'D.
>>70453182
Another post, another failure to post the quotes where Jaime was afraid of Robert.
But here's GRRM saying that Jaime would beat fucking Aragorn (which is nonsense, but it makes it very clear Jaime is not just full of himself but is top tier)
http://www.comicbookmovie.com/fantasy/george-rr-martin-pits-his-game-of-thrones-characters-against-tolkiens-lotr-a69724
>>70453133
>>70453103
>the guy that tried to kill a fucking 10yo boy wouldn't try to assassinate the guy that would kill him if he discovered of his relationship with his own fucking sister.
Man, Jaime fanboys really are almost at the level of Targ loyalists, delusional scum.
>>70453182
Prime Robert got so wounded by Rhaegar that he couldn't finish the war and was confined to bed and unlike Rhaegar who was good Jaime was considered to be great and amongst the best who has ever lived. It would have been a great duel.
Post best looking actors on the show.
Also one of the best actors period.
>>70453234
Thank you for CONFIRMING you have not actually read the books.
>>70453183
Sure he is, anon.
>>70453229
Go away, Theon
>>70453229
Did some bastard cut your dick off too?
>>70452343
mite b tru
>>70452971
You fucking little bastard. BRIENNE CAN PROTECT SANSA. THIS IS EVIDENT. All theon was going to do was take Sansa to Jon, and Brienne demonstrated she could fucking do that. Theon would have DIED to get Sansa there, but you cunts with your selective hearing like to always pick on Theon
>>70453238
Another post, another failure to provide these quotes of Jaime being afraid.
And that would be the time where everyone was sure that there was no way Jaime hired the assassin to finish off Bran because he would have done it himself. That's the example you chose?
>>70453210
Jon will be both Nissa Nissa, Lightbringer AND Azor Ahai anon.
The obsidian blade will pierce his heart, his soul will fill it with fire and transform Jon into a being of fire that both shines and radiates heat, and whatever blade he wields will be powered with his same essence and be capable of killing Walkers and wights and even the King of Night.
It is known.
>>70453229
This so much
He deserves the world
>>70453238
Well, he did push Bran out the window. He sent an assassin because there's no way he could've made it to Winterfell, killed Bran, then got back to King's Landing without someone noticing.
>>70453294
He fucking does.
>>70453237
>Which is nonsense
How so? The author creates the power levels of his characters.
To say Jaime would lose is nonsense since he was created that way.
Its a pretty stupid concept and slightly disrespectful, as now a lot of his characters (Dayne, Barry Stan, Aemon etc) are all Jaime-tier and would now be able to beat Aragorn too.
Does anyone know if there have ever been any targs with red hair and purple eyes?
>>70453238
Jaime would have zero issues murdering Robert. In fact it's amazing that he never did especially with how he treated his waifu. I honestly don't think he would care how he did it. Jaime during this period of his life didn't give a shit about honor.
>>70453249
Maybe robert dislocated his shoulder when he bashed rhaegars lungs in.
Reminder the targs fell after they stopped being incestuous.
Aegon "the SJW" the unlikely is the reason for all this.
>>70453117
How is his hand attached to his stump? It's on there pretty good.
Probably should have given him a shield attachment for it.
>>70453265
>>70453270
I just got to the part in Clash of Kings where Theon gets BTFO by Balon. It's actually fucking brutal, man. The Starks consider him a Greyjoy, the Greyjoys consider him a Stark - and both houses are pretty much sworn enemies still.
>>70453317
>How so?
Aragorn is an 80 year old superhuman. GRRM has claimed his work is deconstructionist of the fantasy genre and "more realistic." Him saying characters from it are that powerful is nonsense by his own rules.
>>70453229
You're forgetting the people of the coastal town Theon attacks. Few rapes and murders go on and they even drown some dudes.
The Greyjoys and Ironborn are the biggest idiots in Westeros and deserve everything that's happening to them.
>>70453304
Wut? Jaime didn't send the assassin. I thought it was established that it was Joff trying to gain the affection of his father.
>>70453320
Are you imagining what one of Sansa and Jon's kids might look like?
>>70452017
Those balls are squidgy as fuck
>>70453338
>Reminder the targs fell after they stopped being incestuous.
>Aegon "the SJW" the unlikely is the reason for all this.
Wtf does sjw have to do with GOT
>>>/pol/ or >>>/Tumblr/
>>70453356
Robert should have put them all to the torch, including Balon, Yara and Theon. Fucking worthless pirates.
>>70453256
Quit chimping out rage case.
>>70452923
How does he pee? :o
>>70452893
Robert doesn't fight with a sword.
>>70453332
>Trying to defend the cuck king
This is like saying Gregor is a good fighter.
Gregor is actually pretty shit, just overly strong, that if you make 1 mistake he will end you in 1 hit.
It was the same with Robert, his strength was unmatched but he wasnt actually that good of a fighter. Most people in the war would beat him one on one.
>>70453332
No it was a sword wound.
Daily reminder that Jaime Lannister and Brienne of Tarth got overpowered and manhandled by a ragtag team of smelly peasants and a single fat dothraki.
Such a legendary hero, was he, with both of his hands.
>>70453391
by sitting down
QUOTES OF THE SEASON:
Let's go murder them!
- Euron Greyjoy
(farts)
- Pycelle
(farts intensify)
- Theater actor
Games are for children.
-Grey worm
silver haired dragon bitch > jon snow's red haired bitch > tyrion's red haired bitch
>>70453326
If he murdered Robert would Cerci not end up being married off/potentially moved away from him this restricting his access to her? I imagine the arrangement in place suited him quite well.
>>70453400
>Most people in the war would beat him one on one.
if they could even reach him, he has a fookin huge warhammer that you can't possibly block or get away from unharmed.
>>70453354
>saying a character is a good swordfighter is unrealistic
Aragorn just had longer life than usual. His sword skills could have easily been matched or passed by Jaime.
>>70453370
It is why it popped in my head but I'm not a Jonsa fag.
>>70453332
And you've now completely resorted to making shit up.
>You took a wound from Rhaegar,” Ned reminded him. “So when the Targaryen host broke and ran, you gave the pursuit into my hands.
But I'm tired of providing quote after quote and you STILL not doing shit, so this is my last post of the night.
>>70453256
>>70453390
con firmed
>>70453252
Mature men best men
>>70453403
Wasn't Jaime tied up the whole time? Brienne was bringing him back to KL, and she got jumped.
>>70453443
I bet he had armor on, too. Fucking knights, fucking coward cunts.
>>70453443
Kinda like Gregors huge greatsword that he weilded in 1 hand?
Dex builds > Strength builds
>>70453356
Then Greyjoy has been through enough.
HE HAS SUFFERED ENOUGH
STOP FUCKING SAYING THAT HE DESERVES IT
He did nothing wrong. I swear by the old gods and the new, leave Theon the fuck alone
>>70453400
Rhaegar was actually a tournament winner and top tier sowrdsman. Someone is still polishing rubies off the trident's mud.
How the fuck could you say that "most people would bet him one of one", he himself won tournament after tournament, you dumb retard.
>>70453356
Even then, Theon is trying to earn his father's approval. He is trying to fit in somewhere. Be who he was born to be. No one is upset about Asha/Yara doing these things, because she's a Greyjoy and that's who she was born to be. Theon does it? Oh fuck that guy
>>70453403
>implying Jaime didn't have his hands tied and didn't lost a significant amount of his muscle mass while he was in a crammed jail cell for a year
The dude struggled to walk a few days before then. You want to see what a prime Jaime was capable off? Just look at the whispering woods when be nearly ended the war by cutting his way through Robb's honor guard while his men was outnumbered by the thousands. He manage to get so close Robb was hearing him yell in his ear and he would have cut him down if his sword didn't get stuck in a Karstark's neck.
>>70453491
This is incorrect. A lot of people here hate all of House Greyjoy because the Ironborn are nothing but thieving stupid cunts.
>We do not sew
>>70453474
In the book he was fighting with Brienne, they got interrupted and both tried to fight Vargo's men, failing like the low level retards they are.
>>70453452
I knew it.
But no, there haven't been redheaded purple eyed Targs or even Targ bastards.
Jon and Sansa might have a chance though. Don't think the Targs ever got with many or any redheads to be honest.
The part where Ramsay leads Theon out of the Dreadfort like he's freeing him, then takes him straight back to the torture room is just sadistic. As soon as I saw that, I knew Theon was going to have a bad season.
>>70453457
I'm not the guy you first spoke to tho...
>>70453476
7 silvers
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>>70453478
With dex you get nice crits but str is a more solid dmg dealer
>>70453458
I'm not even the person you were arguing with you are just giving me a headache because you are an annoying human.
>>70453485
>he thinks tournament fighting makes you good
>>70453403
I would've loved to see that filmed the same way it happened in the books:
>Jaime & Brienne are fighting in the river
>They get dragged down the current & end up near another area whilst fighting
>We're in medium close-up whilst their fighting
>During a small lull we hear men's laughter
>Jaime & Brienne look towards the near bank
>We pan around to see a motley group of mercenaries have been watching them
>Enter the Brave Companions
about in the river
>>70453570
>hey this guy won a fucking war
HEH TOO BAD HE'S SHIT ONE ON ONE!
>But he also one a lot of one on one fights
LOL HE THINKS ONE ON ONE FIGHTS MAKES YOU GOOD
Anon, what the fuck do you want.
>>70453570
It take skills to win one faggot
>>70453522
Just finished the first book, can confirm. Robb went back to Catelyn and proceeded to shit his pants at how close he came to dying. Also admits that Jaime would've killed him for sure.
Why hasn't someone made a webm of Izembaro shitting on Lady Crane?
It's perfect for a D&D vs George edit or a shitposter edit.
>>70453600
to move the goalposts
>>70452017
name?
>>70453550
Aw shucks. Thank you. I just wanted to go look them up if they existed maybe look up fan art. I enjoy reading targ history.
>>70453532
Let me ask you this: Which of the following is said more?
>Wow Yara is a strong new female character! She is great!
or
>Why isn't Yara being tortured? She does worse than Theon! Yara deserves torture!!
>"This one's a girl, you idiot"
Was Tywin the most based character on the show?
>>70453570
It takes a lot of skill to win one which was why it was impressive that Jaime won a melee at 13 and impressive how Selmy, Dayne, and Rhaegar were considered dominate the tourneys and it was a testament to Rhaegar'a skill on a horse. I know Robert loved the melees but was it ever said that if he was a jouster? I can't remember.
>>70453652
SJW cunts say that but their opinion hardly matters, they'll root for anything with a cunt.
See: Kelly C. Objectively Yara is just as bad as Theon, if not worse for doing it so long as if it's normal. At least Theon was simply trying to fit in. I wonder just how many farmboys Yara either killed herself or burned down with her pirate faggot friends. Fuck all Ironborn.
>>70453600
I never said Bobby B was shit one on one..i said hes shit in general. Its the same situation as the Mountain, all strength and no mobility, and look how that worked out when he was getting bitched on by Armorless Oberyn.
Bobby B and Rhaegar are both just Good tier fighters, nowhere near Top tier.
>>70453653
I fucking shat myself when he said that. A whole season of Arya pretending she's a boy, Tywin takes one fucking look at her and makes her. Goddamn it, what a beast.
>>70453653
Do you think he knew who she was?
>>70453652
>Book Asha
>look, our seanigger ways haven't worked out. We keep getting btfo like the niggers we are. However I will make the Iron Islands great by clever diplomacy and cultural change. With a foothold on the mainland we can actually kickstart progress
>Show Yara
>WE GREAT WE STRONG IM NOT COMPENSATING AT ALL BUT I BUILD U BIG FLEET LONG TIME.
>>70453670
Not a Joubert, only meele.
Meele is close to 1x1 duel
>>70452813
this iss a troll?
>>70453252
There's a character whose flashbacks I'd like to see...
>>70453653
Tywin was literally beta as fuck.
>Cuked by Aerys
>Family legacy is in hands of dwarf
>rekt by Teenage savage
>Rekt by Edmure tully
>killed on pooper
>>70453694
definately not, Hound only recognised her later due to having seen her face, i doubt Tywin bothered with visiting the starks.
>>70453472
Fuck is that Roose?
>>70453653
I still miss him.
>>70453694
I don't think he knew that Arya was even missing, so no reason to think she's a Stark when as far as he knows they're supposed to be in King's Landing
I know I am late to talk about this, but how was the reaction regarding Branfu's haircut and the old fuck getting shaved?
>>70453704
That's what I thought. Robert loved his melees. Honestly Jaime winning one at 13 is kind of weird. Grrm really didn't have a good grasp of ages. Robert was probably only like 15 or 16 when he was started to dominate the melees.
Why did GRRM not fight for his country when drafted?
>>70452017
im not a degenerate but W E W
>>70453653
>>70453681
>>70453694
All the Tywin / Arya scenes were great in S2. If all the stuff D&D changed from the books were as good as the best changes they made in the first few seasons, this show would be considered immaculate.
Torrent plz
>>70453811
The guy who played the 3 eyed raven was a top tier actor.
>>70453811
Bran's look is just kind of accepted. Kid went through puberty, not much you can do about it. The Three Eyed Raven is a little more divisive. Most people liked it, because Max Von Sydow is a legend, some disliked it because they felt like the showrunners didn't let him gallop.
>>70453718
Will we ever see him again?
>>70451919
>Mulattos are half&half. You will never find a dark skinned person who is mulatto.
barack obama's mom was lily white, nigger.
>>70453847
>Torrent plz
Sent ;)
>>70453874
doubt it, there's nothing for him to contribute to the plot now that they've cut Aegon
>>70452215
>D-D-D-DABIDDDDD I HAB AN IDEAAAA
>>70453876
Shiiiiit
>>70453670
>I know Robert loved the melees but was it ever said that if he was a jouster? I can't remember.
It's said he was a mediocre one.
>>70453869
>Kid went through puberty, not much you can do about it
Hire a different child actor. It would be less jarring than what we have now, which is a grown-ass Bran playing someone who should be 10 years old or something.
>>70451919
ranch me, mulatto
>>70453886
Obama doesn't have dark skin.
>>70453891
Then why bring the prick in in the first place? Did a wight take a freezing cold shit in D&D's brains after S4 or something?
>>70453926
Who cares, the ages are all fucked up and always have been.
>Jamie winning a tourney at 13
>Jon snow being like 14-16 in the Night's Watch
>Robb
It's all fucked up they should be in their early 20s.
>>70452229
My favrit is patchface B)
>>70453965
Still needed someone to give Dany the dragon eggs and arrange the marriage to Drogo
>>70452253
Absolutely agreed, we should all go there and never come back. Let's go, bro.
>>70453979
>>>70453926
>Who cares, the ages are all fucked up and always have been.
>>Jamie winning a tourney at 13
>>Jon snow being like 14-16 in the Night's Watch
>>Robb
>It's all fucked up they should be in their early 20s.
Dany was supposed to be like 13 too which is messed up
>>70453874
I hope so. Roger Allam is top tier. And he and Conleth Hill have good chemistry.
>>70453997
That fat fuck is the reason Dany is so feared and will get what she wants. Thanks a lot Illirio you fat fucking fuck.
>>70453939
>Obama doesn't have dark skin.
millions of people would strongly disagree
>>70452739
No, he means Jon's arc is also shit, idiot.
>>70454025
Millions of people would vote for donald trump. So what's your point?
>>70452017
That's not even a guy. You guys are retarded and probably wish it was though.
Guys, I found a mistake in the books while looking for Robert's tourney experience:
>When he was young, His Grace rode brilliantly in a tourney at Storm’s End, defeating Lord Steffon Baratheon, Lord Jason Mallister, the Red Viper of Dorne, and a mystery knight who proved to be the infamous Simon Toyne, chief of the kingswood outlaws.
>Sole champion of Lord Steffon’s tourney at Storm’s End, whereat he unhorsed Lord Robert Baratheon, Prince Oberyn Martell, Lord Leyton Hightower, Lord Jon Connington, Lord Jason Mallister, and Prince Rhaegar Targaryen.
>>70454052
>dump drumpf
fuck off numale cuck, /got/ is pro-trump
>>70454014
Patrick Malahide is top tier as well, I feel. Sadly, as Balon (in both books & show) he got practically fuck all to do.
>>70454055
But anon, if you're forced to choose a team you miss out on half of life's pleasures.
>>70453864
max von sydow mayne
Danny is becoming so irritatingly arrogant, I have to wonder who the best girl in the show is now. It's not Sansa cuz she's being all CIA and shit. And it's not arya, gilly, or brianne cuz they're just physically strange. Sand snakes are also out of the question. And everyone at kings landing cannot be uncucked by HS. So who does the show want us to like as the best girl.
>>70454080
Nigga, That's a girl and I'm the other half of that.
>>70453916
He was medicore at jousting but very in melee.
Robert have a hammer gives him the advantage
>>70454080
Oberyn pls go
>>70454006
Hasn't Grrm came out and said he fucked up the ages? Everyone is so young in the books, even the adults. Tyrion is like 23 when they start. Jaime and Cersei 32, Ned,Cat, Robert and every other adult besides a few are around the same age as well if not younger.
>>70454073
Don't put your weird political meme speak in my mouth. You like trump? Fine, then use your head to fix the example to something that makes sense to you. Like millions of people voting for Hilary, or Bernie, or whoever. Makes no different. Point is, people make bad calls all the time.
>>70454104
Lady Olenna. Badass Grandma.
>>70454052
of course they would if they had a brain
alternatives
>1 crooked woman
>1 utopian hippy
Was that Cold Hands counterpart at the end?
Also, why are the children of the forest so ugly? Why didn't Hodor just put Bran's bed into the door and kept running with him?
Why couldn't Bran wait a little longer?
Why didn't the three eyed raven just warg into summer and kept living as a wolf?
Why didn't they throw fire bombs at the entrance to block it?
>>70453814
Jaime is tall and strong, so strong and tall as Robert. Jaime consider few man stronger physically than him like Jon Umber, Gregor and Sander.
>>70453238
He pushed Bran himself you dipshit didn't hire someone to do it that was my point of his honor he'll always do it himself ESPECIALLY Robbert because he was always talking shit.
>>70453304
Jamie didn't send an assassin Joff did and even before that reveal didn't think it was Jamie thought it was Cersei because i pay attention to characteristics.
>>70454129
George fucks up a lot.
Distances, heights, weights, feats that are even possible, even heard something about how he regrets the Catspaw had a valyrian steel dagger and how common he made Valyrian steel be.
>>70452645
Yes.
>>70454161
The TER wanted it all to happen as it has happened.
>>70454161
Fuck you Frodo you little shit stop asking questions.
>>70454161
3ER can't make changes to the Night King's holy design
>>70453410
Never again will weak men rule Dorne.
>>70453718
Is that supposed to be them when they were first starting out because thats pretty d0pe
>>70454180
oh no bran just saw us fucking, hold on while i hire someone to push him out this fucking window brb
>>70454075
It's funny he gives Theon shit after Theon was involved in several successful skirmishes and battles, while his father is a surrender-monkey.
>>70454179
Nah Jaime is pretty tall but Brienne has a few inches on him and she is about as tall as Robert and Sandor. I always imagined him being 6'3". He certainly is strong which is something Cat points out even after his muscles has atrophied but prime Robert was stronger. Now Jaime did have him beat in speed and I would wager it was rather significant.
If Bran knows everything now, isn't this a little sad that they will not exploit this and just keep him as the exposition character?
>>70453681
When you've lived for 60 years being the head of the most influential house in the land, then YES, he certainly can see through people's guises to an extent.
>>70454319
Knowing a lot of things doesn't mean he can do everything.
>>70454104
> pic related
In 2 min she comes across as a more poignant character than any other girl on the show. Her backstory adds to the mystique. Hopefully we'll get to see more of her.
EPISODE LEAKED
I REPEAT
EPISODE LEAKED
TORRENT AVAILABLE NOW
>>70454295
>Just off the top of my head, I would say Brienne is taller than Renly and Jaime and significantly heavier than either, but nowhere near the size of Gregor Clegane, who is the true giant in the series. Shorter than Hodor and the Greatjon, maybe a bit shorter than the Hound, maybe roughly the same height as Robert.
>>70454235
That isn't the point retard. He wouldn't have hired someone to kill Bran he would have done it himself. Pretty sure there is a quote of him saying he would have killed the kid himself instead of hiring someone and I can't find it. If you can't understand that i'm saying Jaimes personal honor wouldn't allow him to hire someone to do the job then you're just a dumb nigger.
>>70454353
Tyrion knows half of things and go around doing shit, I mean, Bran could just be the crippled sage who turns the war over.
>>70454319
We don't know if he knows *everything*. Even if he does, can he change anything? If the time travel is a closed loop he's already gone back in time and changed things to appear as they do in the current timeline. Doesn't alter the story any.
Cast me
>>70454376
>Psyche! Made you look! hahaha yes I'm in middle school, why do you ask?
>>70454419
literally theon
>>70454419
Theon Greyjoy
>>70454376
bullshit, its not on BTN but here's your (YOU)
>>70454419
One of Theon's dead brothers
>>70454250
I was genuinely glad we got to actually see Balon's send-off scene instead of just hearing about it like in the books.
I was genuinely mad we then got barely any dialogue of quality, just shitty edited material from the books that only makes sense in the original context.
D&D can do great dialogue in the past for scenes that weren't shown in the books (one of the series' original strengths) but now suddenly it's nothing but cock jokes. What the fuck, your grace.
>>70454419
Theon or Gendry
>>70454419
Tristifer Botley
>>70454389
lol youre wrong and im right. i have evidence but i cant find it lol lol
So I just startedfinallywatching this show a few days ago, almost wrapping up the first season. Everyone's such an asshole, I hope Tyrion or Arya wins the Throneb owl.
>>70453653
rest easy ;_;
>>70454376
link
>>70454462
Gendry sure looks different after paddling for years...
>>70454148
>Go back to Mexico. Chop down every tree you can find. Call us all to the boarder and start building. I want every man erecting planks, I want every woman making taco salad. Build me a 1,989 mile wall, and I will make America great again.
>>70454335
Tywin and Arya in the show were pretty based. That section was better than book Harenhal.
Tywin actually liked Arya and obviously had a soft spot for her. He also knew she was highborn and probably suspected who she was but didn't outright ask or grill her to confirm.
>>70454491
You have been coaxed into a snafu.
>>70454419
Aurane Waters
>>70454508
Do you think he did that out of respect for Ned, not confirming who she was?
>>70454379
>Gregor in the books is 400 pounds and close to 8 feet tall
>Gegor in the show is 400 pounds and 6'9"
GRRMMMM!!!!!!!!!
Book mountain is such a lanklet.
>>70454550
>hey guys i read the books you have to google this name :)). i cant say theon or be a normal person i so edgy
>>70451949
>>hanging plaque with the Night's Watch oath on it
But it's not the Night's Watch sword, It's the House Mormont ancestral sword, It doesn't relate to an oath thousands years old.
>>70454562
You think he respected Ned enough not to take his daughters prisoner?
>>70454587
>hey guys i have no idea what edgy mean :))
>>70454587
>HEY GUYS LETS JUST CAST HIM AS A CHARACTER ALREADY CAST ITLL BE SO FUNNY :)))
>>70454562
I'll be nice and only mildly berate you here. Tywin does what's best for House Lannister. If he suspected he had Arya, a valuable bargaining chip for winning the war of the five kings, he wont not use it "out of respect" for a dead dude
>>70454586
>hoverhand
Someone make a new thread already
>>70454597
>House Mormont
>Wolf
Pick one. Valyrian steel swords change hands. You think Brienne or Joffrey cared they had Stark ancestrial swords?
>>70454625
did he say cast me as an uncast character? no? shut your whore mouth then
>>70454587
>being this buttmad
You're definitely no based Mace the Ace
>>70454550
What was the fucking point of his character? To show Cersei still had the hots for Rhaegar? To show she can't tell subject from traitor? To give Victarion someone to smash up on his way to work?
>>70454562
I have no clue...that's what made it good. You could guess as to what was going on in his head but the show didn't make it totally obvious.
It's amazing that the same people who pulled this off could also inflict SIX. FUCKING. SEASONS. of khaleeesseee on everyone
>>70454668
Did he say cast me as an established show character? No? Shut your whore mouth then
>>70454682
Show how Insane Cersei was.
Give Victarion ships
>>70454682
I don't know, he's pirate Lord of the Waters hanging out in the Stepstones. He'll probably be Euron fodder. Or he'll ally with Jon Con or something. Maybe GRRM will forget about him and we'll never see him again.
>>70454675
I can't wait until this faggot gets burnt by wildfire in Episode 10 so you go away, autist.
>>70454752
>edge is sharper than Valyrian steel
calm down anon
>>70454683
>>70454628
>>70454602
They have one stark and revealing who she is could cause her to end up in joffreys hands.
>>70454683
Show Dany hasn't been any worse than book Dany for the most part, so that's a stupid complaint. The thing that's really baffling is how the people who gave us decent Tywin OC then gave us BAD PUSSY.
NEW THREAD
>>70454788
>>70454788
>>70454788
>>70454683
>It's amazing that the same people who pulled this off
I think the original D&D were killed sometime around 2014 and the Night King has replaced them with his wights who have been doing his bidding ever since.
>>70454742
>based Euron gets more ships for his fleet
Isn't he like heavily outnumbered atm but is like 100% sure he will win? Just imagine what he will be able to do when get gets a lot more ships.
>>70454774
You think Robb would have negotiated for 1 sister?
>>70453838
after they got lucky with writing these great scenes DnD thought they were fucking shakespeare and cervantes reborn....
now their shit fucking sucks dead donkey butthole.
>>70454778
There's not much they can do with Danny though.
She's not a good actress and they have to keep her out of westeros.
>>70454659
Ice was destroyed, Widow's Wail and Oathkeeper are no longer the ancient Stark Sword, Longclaw has been the Mormont sword for hundreds of years, It does not matter that it has a wolf, being they are one of the most loyal houses to the Starks.
>>70454397
Bran would have to get people to even wanna listen to him to get them to believe them when it comes to anything.
He's not in a position of power and prominence like Tyrion was.
n the North sure, Jon and Sansa will believe him once he reveals shit, but no one else will wanna listen or believe some cripple kid
>>70454856
So you think Jon will give the sword to Jorah or Maege?
Its Jons sword now, not the Mormonts. Its was given to Jon.
>>70452786
is this the guy from 2 broke girls?
>>70454917
>implying
>>70454906
To Jorah never. Maybe in the end It will give it to Lyanna to keep it until someone worthy to wield it appears in the Mormont family.
>>70454778
They screwed the Myrish pooch so badly on the Dorne plot. Unforgivable. I never know how mad I am about that until it's brought up.
So much of the new material and unseen conversations they came up with in S 1 to 4 were classic material (e.g. the Robert, Jaime & Barristan scene; Jorah & Viserys confrontation; Littlefinger & Varys sparring; Tywin & Arya chats)
Lads, there was a genuine reason we used to enjoy this show. It was HBO level quality once.
>>70454975
Longclaw isn't Dawn.
Mormonts would just give it to the eldest male or female
>>70454975
Maybe out of Respect, but for now its not the Mormonts sword, just as much as Winterfell, The Starks ancestrial castle, is the Starks.
Winterfell is the Boltons, anything can change hands.
the moment this show jumped the shark.
NEW THREAD
>>70454788
>>70454788
NEW THREAD
>>70454788
>>70454788
NEW THREAD
>>70454788
>>70454788
>>70454975
Why do you think none of the Mormonts have come to claim Longclaw if they thought it belonged to them? Jon isnt a Stark, and Castle Black holds no dominion over Bear Island. The sword would belong to Maege or Alysane if it was still the Mormonts blade, and something that rare they obviously would have come to claim after Joers death
>>70455073
fuck you're thread
its comfy here
>>70454586
>me on the left
>>70452923
Theon gets a little too much shit. All the lords don't give a crap about common people. How many innocent people need to die cause one house pissed off another or because some wedding didn't happen. It is silly and stupid and all the lords are short sighted fucks.
Now killing 2 innocent farm boys surely is bad but Theon was put in a very hard situation at the time.
>>70453653
Was Charles Dance the best cast character with Peter Dinklage as a close second?
>>70453694
>"Girl ... m'lord. Lowborn girls say m'lord. If you're going to pose as a commoner you should do it properly."
>>70452645
you fucking retard, stannis arc is better than the snowman's.
