What about their legs? They don't need those.

sure that's ok

>>70444093

Cool, thanks man.

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>>70444093
great thanks

>>70444061
Are they on the menu?

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>>70444061
Yes they do.

>>70444161
>orcs
>menus

>>70444061
Fun fact, in the original version he said appendixes instead of legs

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>>70444061

>>70444310

That would have been hilarious.

>>70444061
How did orcs know what a menu is?

>>70444061
pretty sure they will bleed out if you remove them

>>70444344

>implying they dont have cantinas in Mordor
>implying they cant pick between maggoty bread and rat stew
>implying there arent bring your friend to dinner saturdays, and we'll prepare him for you for free

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>LOOKS LIKE LEGS' BACK ON THE MENU BOYS
really? jesus christ

>>70444444
Just checking

>>70444419
I quite liked the bloodcream socials, though I get why it was taken out of the movie

>>70444488

Too sitcommy I guess, should at least been in the extended edition topgether with the "Frodo spends 4 hours attempting to defecate after living solely on lembas for months"

>>70444061
no, Saruman has ordered us to bring them to him unspoiled and they might bleed to death without their 2 legs just as we would be without leadership without the The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers DVD extended edition ™