What about their legs? They don't need those.
sure that's ok
>>70444093
Cool, thanks man.
>>70444093
great thanks
>>70444061
Are they on the menu?
>>70444061
Yes they do.
>>70444161
>orcs
>menus
>>70444061
Fun fact, in the original version he said appendixes instead of legs
>>70444061
>>70444310
That would have been hilarious.
>>70444061
How did orcs know what a menu is?
>>70444061
pretty sure they will bleed out if you remove them
>>70444344
>implying they dont have cantinas in Mordor
>implying they cant pick between maggoty bread and rat stew
>implying there arent bring your friend to dinner saturdays, and we'll prepare him for you for free
>LOOKS LIKE LEGS' BACK ON THE MENU BOYS
really? jesus christ
>>70444444
Just checking
>>70444419
I quite liked the bloodcream socials, though I get why it was taken out of the movie
>>70444488
Too sitcommy I guess, should at least been in the extended edition topgether with the "Frodo spends 4 hours attempting to defecate after living solely on lembas for months"
>>70444061
no, Saruman has ordered us to bring them to him unspoiled and they might bleed to death without their 2 legs just as we would be without leadership without the The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers DVD extended edition ™