"I...am...the full metal jacket!!"
Why is Kubrick considered a genius again?
>>70442780
It's a metaphor. He is not a person, he is a weapon. In this case a malfunctioning bullet. He is the "Full Metal Jacket" that backfired. He's the one that snapped.
It's true kino if you ask me, that line isn't recognized enough.
>finally, in the year 2001: a Space Odyssey is underway
walked out of the theater and enlisted into the marines right then
>You know Red....after all these years behind bars, I think I've finally had a Shawshank redemption
For a film regarded as a classic, it has some pretty questionable dialogue. I'm certain that line wasn't in the book
This is one of my biggest problems with /tv Everybody tries a little too hard to be contrarian
Like i get it, norms think Nolan and Tarantino are Gods, and it doesn't make any sense. But simultaneously, there are worse directors that /tv seems to ignore. Someone's success should not alter your opinion on their work.
Kubrick is one of the greatest directors of all time. You can pick out one of the more canned lines in any movie and argue against, but watch Paths of Glory or Barry Lyndon, and try to deny his talent afterwards.stop lying to yourselves, /tv
>>70443090
>And that's how I got the name...Barry Lyndon
he cant keep getting away with it
>At last, and without further adieu, i complete my transformation into... a clockwork orange.
What did he mean by this?
>>70443090
>As you can see my stepson, I am Barry Lyndon, you are Barry Lyndon, my real son is Barry Lyndon. We have all been Barry Lyndon all along.
>>70443138
>Name your 3x3
>tell me there aren't 4 or 5 that do the same thing
its the fucking title my guy, relax
"I guess I've just been living my whole life with my Eyes Wide Shut"
Fuck you, Kubrick.
>I know it's only been six months
>but it feels like I've been
>twelve years a slave
Worst part was, everyone clapped when he said it.
>>70443138
does that one line alter the entirety of the quality of the film for you?
>>70443090
>/tv
>You see little boy, you have the Shining: a motion picture based on the Stephen King novel starring Jack Nicholson as Jack Torrence
What was he even going for there? Is there something I'm missing?
>after all this I have finally become the shining
Christ Fuck
>you've got the Shining!
what a fucking hack
>one small step for man
>one giant leap for mankind
He did write some of the most memorable dialog of all time, though.
>>70443302
kek
"Here come dat boii Creed!"
"Oh shit waddup?"
is this what cinema has been reduced to??
>Forget it Jack, it's Chinatown.
give. me. a. fucking. break.
>Finally, after all this time, I have become A Clockwork Orange!
Doesn't even make sense
>Finally, I have become Rocky IV you, Adrian.
>>70443342
Please, the original was worse.
>your path to success is going to be rocky, you hear me? Rocky! ROCKY!!!!
>hyeah? hwell mayhbe ah am ROCKY
>>70443050
Ugh. It was worse in the book
"I've finally had a Rita Hayworth and the Shawshank Redemption soon to be a major motion picture."
"You're just like all the FILTHY jews in New York, Spider-Man (2002)"
Jesus Raimi, calm down.
>Dont forget to bring your saw for the trip down to Texas! Chainsaw Massacre waits for no man
I cant believe they hacked that same line into both flicks
>I have finally become....the predator.
>Avery, we have to stop Zodiac Director's Cut
Really? Fucking really, Fincher?
>Batman Versus Superman
...
".... and you are a Highlander."
Dropped that shit.
"We are in danger of becoming a Planet of the Apes: Rise of the Planet of the Apes."
Every. Fucking. Time
>So after all these years I have become The VVitch
> Dr Burton, I'm Solaris
Tarkovsky should be less critical of others and fix his own films first, honestly.
>Oh God! Why are you eating my wife's face off Private Connor? I thought you were a trained Army Dog!
>Come on it's easy
>Easy? Riding a motorcycle?
>Yeah, easy. Ride 'er like she's an old friend.
Politely stood up, exited the theater and demanded a refund.
>>70442780
Sincerely made me laugh. Fuck I hate this board.
>>70444140
the rape scene is even worse
>>70442780
>after all this journey, i finally became LORD OF THE RINGS®
>at last, i overcame my VERTIGO®
>This... is Planet Earth™
Cancelled my Netflix subscription on the spot
>"YOU ARE A TOY!"
>*record scratch*
>"Yup, that's me. I bet you're wondering how I got here. I'll start from the beginning. This is a Story, A Toy Story."
What was Pixar thinking?
>>70443389
I fucking know. Such a good film up to that point, turned it off right after that hack shit.
>>70444140
that movie was incredibly fucked up on so many levels. no idea why they billed it as a kids movie. my wife's son has literal PTSD after watching it.
>>70444615
>machinegun fire all over
>explosions
>a man running through the jungle
>*record scratch*
>Yep, that's me. You might be wondering what's going on, but to tell you that I have to start at the very beginning. This is the tale of how I blew up the Bridge on the River Kwai.
Holy fucking shit.
>>70443216
Show me 5 films, 3 kinos, 8 películas and 1 flick that does that
>Listen Rita, if we don't stop this thing we're not going to see the Edge of Tomorrow: Live Die Repeat
Why would you agree to this Tom?
"This is your new partner, Inspector Filth."
>"Peter, I know how to get the money! There's a fifty thousand dollar prize for this dodgeball tournament!"
ben stiller is a fucking hack
>you're nothing, you're just a dog
>don't you ever call me that again
>i'm THE alpha dog, a fucking wolf
>yeah, yeah "the wolf of wall street"
Stood up, ejected the bluray and managed to calmly put it in its case before I completely trashed everything in the living room.
Somebody said "alien" she thought they said "illegal Aliens®"
I was so mad that my friend recommended this shitty movie to me.
>>70444140
I watched like 23 rape scenes but this was the straw that broke the camel's back. I walked out of the theater right there.
>"I have to Kill Bill"
