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Lucas, you hack!
>>70433237
>Nine companions. So be it. You shall be the Fellowship of the Ring™
Jackson you fucking hack
>>70433344
it was in the book you fucking retard
>>70433364thats the joke. kill yourself
>>70433344
>"We are now the Two Towers"
What the fuck was he thinking?
>>70433420
>"Finally, it is time for The Return of The King"
just kill me now
>I told you, Eli, and you didn't listen. 'There will be blood', I said.
>the amazing SPIDERMAN
I honestly walked out right there.
>Don't forget, men, that the sole purpose of this mission is saving private Ryan.
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>You need to sign the agreement, Captain America. Civil War is going to break out
dammit Russos
>"From here on out, I am Django...Unchained."
Bravo Tino
I really don't understand why the meme where people just make up instances of this is funny. Can some kind anon explain?
>Now, Luke, The Empire Strikes Back
Come on now George
>whats happened to me... Ive become some type of...some type of The Revenant™
Alejandro you hack!
>>70433656
it's not, just hide these threads and let the 13 year olds shitpost in peace
>>70433656
I mean I didn't make mine up.
>>70433556
>Thanks for getting me this new Watch.
>Men should wear watches after all.
C'mon now.
>Look at this piece of shit, I found him in a reservoir, dogs were pissing all over him Mr. Blonde told me
I'm fucking sick of this hacky fucking BULLSHIT
>>70433571
I hate it when you dumbasses make up fake lines when they actually DO say the title in the movie
>After all these years, after all these star wars... The force awakens at last.
>>70433237
what did he mean by this
>But I thought we destroyed The Matrix?
>We did. But the machines are digging. This is now The Matrix: Reloaded™.
Fuck you Wachowski sluts.
>>70433785
Did they actually say 'saving private Ryan' in the movie? I didn't remember, my bad.
>>70433656
it can be classed as a pun an art of humor reserved for those with a mastery of language
>>70433801
this one's better
>Houston, we have a problem on board Apollo 13 the ship in space the space ship called Apollo 13
ffs...
You know, Marty... if we actually catch this prick... then we will finally be able to call ourselves - True Detectives.
>>70433556
Don't you mean the Amazing Human Spider?
>"What is that thing you carve or paint everywhere? What does it mean?"
>"Why, it's 'V' for vendetta, a symbol of the bloody but well-earned payback I'm giving the tyrants of this land."
>I've become Meme Lover 2: Dawn of Just
Stopped fapping right there. What the fuck braziers?
>>70433785
Rustles my jimmies hard on /lit/ because 90% of these threads get started with
>And thus I had become the catcher in the rye
When the book has a real word-for-word title drop in it
>I'll go and do ass to ass, then we can buy a microphone and start singing at the pier for tourists, maybe make enough for a months rent
>A MICROPHONE? YOU WHORE? YOU'RE GONNA SING ARE YOU? A REQUIEM? FOR A DREAM LIKE THAT TO WORK YOU'D HAVE TO BE THE BEST SINGER DOWN AT THE PIER, AND YOU'RE SHIT, JUST GO AND DO ASS TO ASS YOU WHORE
Little overboard but the movie was intense
>>70434015
That's not what Bruce Campbell said though. That's the joke.
>"I'm so tired of it all. As I've watched America, my home, descend into mindless bloodshed and decadence, I've realized that this truly isn't a country for old men anymore."
Nolan, you hack.
hol up
>you is saying we ah sum sahta suicide squad™?
>How long have I been in statis HAL?
>For fiften years Dave.
>So it's the year 2002?
>No Dave, it's 2001.
>A Space Odyssey in 2001? My, and just yesterday it was 1986.
>Yes Dave, A 2001 A Space Odyssey for the two of us.
>>70433889
no, it really isnt
>>70434213
I think you mean
>That this truly ain't no country for old men
>>70433801
Honestly, this is the best because how utterly crazy it is.
obligatory
>>70433889
Nope.
>>70433556
>"You're not just Peter Parker, you're The Amazing Spiderman, too!"
Really Webb?
>"we've got ourselves a problem, men. Those are Jaws the likes of which I never seen!"
And this is considered a classic?
>quoth the raven, 'nevermore'
Seriously, Poe?
>>70433364
sadly nothing in the hobbit was
