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>Kris Jenner is said to have been offered a nine-figure sum up front to turn their E! reality show Keeping Up With The Kardashians into a movie.
>Ian Halperin, author of Kardashian Dynasty, told The Sun on Wednesday: 'A top Hollywood studio executive told me today that his major studio intends to make a huge offer to the Kardashian family to star in a feature-length film.
>'The studio's research showed the Kardashians could become the highest TV-show-turned-movie ever.'
>Previously, HBO television show Sex And The City made almost $500M with the first movie, but Halperin claims the Kardashians clan could make double.
http://www.mirror.co.uk/tv/tv-news/kardashians-set-make-100-million-8043862
Capeshit is finished now, it's realityshit
sage
>>70429727
While he was still a full dude, you think bruce fucked any of Kris' daughters?
This is perfect. Make a Kardashian movie. Release it in specific, more isolated locations around America. On opening night, destroy the theaters and everyone in it who actually paid to go see a Kardashian movie.
I just wiped out a good portion of the retards in our country in one move. What the fuck has Obama done?
How is a show so seemingly popular when everyone apparently agrees that the show is complete trash
>>70429937
This,wtf.
It has to be old people and clueless foreigners watching it
>>70429937
It's because you don't live among white trash, niggers and other sub human population.
Also lots of people will watch it "ironically"
>>70429839
What would do the country more good, doing that, or executing all people who frequent 4chan?
>>70429937
There are a lot of women and niggers in America.
Lol @ quoting His Highness Ian Halperin
>>70430086
Why do we have to settle for either when we can have both
USA confirmed for most degenerate country the world has ever seen.
>>70429727
How can one photo handle so much plastic surgery and photoshop?
As long as there is nudity I'm OK with this
>>70429727
these people are classed as """"""white""""""
literally ayy lmao the family
>>70429727
Depressed amerifags spreading their degeneracy
>>70429727
Only a pants-on-head retarded studio would offer that much money for so much shit.
I'm guessing it's Sony Pictures.
>>70429937
people love to hate it. that's a big draw.
Furthest on the left and Kendall are the hottest. Kim looks like a hag
>>70430673
>""""""white""""""
stupid quote poster
>Kendall will never smile at you
>>70430876
sandies are caucasians, so basically white
rolling in his grave...
>>70429937
Same goes for McDonalds. Yet there they are
Why are so many western girls obsessed with trying to look like the kardashians and have their as their inspiration and who they want to be? I'd argue most of us males dreams of being fighter pilots, like arnold schwarzenegger, and so forth. While they want to be dumb sluts filled with makeup and cosmetic surgeries
>>70431007
That's what they see on popular media anon It's not their fault.
>>70430910
Sometimes I hope I'll bump into her when she's travelling around for her fashion shows
>>70429727
America's royal fanily, it's as simple as that.
>>70431066
Yeah but i don't go around wishing to be a depressed frog despite it being used here all the time
>>70431007
because girls are weird and their brains work differently
>>70431070
Is Kendall the only chick who's naturally cute?
>ywn kill their entire bloodline.
Why live
Females spending more than men was a mistake
>>70431086
You're also not a child.Unless you are, in which case get out.
Also 4chan isn't really part of popular media.
>>70431123
Kylie was pretty cute before she ruined her facebut even then she could never hold a candle to Kendall
>>70431174
Sure but point still remains. I think kardashians just shows how degenerate and stupid most of todays females are
>>70430086
Both is fine, but Kardashian fags are retards and we'd know where they are once the movie comes out.
They can't kill 3chan posters because we hide behind proxies
>>70429819
...no?
Great question
>>70431198
I think it just shows how fucked up american values are honestly. Females in general can't be blamed for this.
>>70431275
yes they can
women are fucking insane
>>70431275
Well it's not only american females liking the kardashians.
Why does the most beautiful Kardashian have the lowest self esteem and end up with a deadbeat husband? Because she is the least artificial looking? None of them are on the same level as Kendall, anyways...she better not fuck herself up with surgeries
>>70429727
Reality TV show combined with social media are two of the worst things to have ever happened to humanity.
It's like they've been trying their entire lives to be first in line when the day of the rope finally comes.
>>70431291
Well I'm not american and we don't even have the show in our tv here so that's my experience on the matter. Makes more sense to me to blame the largest audience instead of an entire gender.
Maybe I'm crazy.
>>70431331
It's quite fascinating how much girls strive to be like a kardashian. This is why we need a global pandemic or ww3
American Royalty
I've been debating this with myself for years now, lads. And it's driving me insane.Who has nicer feet? Kim or Kourtney?
Kendall > Kortney >>>>> alle
MY LEATHER BLACK JEANS ON STARTS PLAYING
>>70430800
Kek
>ywn go back in time and beg the Turks to finish the job
>>70431086
Yeah...no ome here does that...nope...not me...
>>70429937
Dumb people.
>Finally I have kept up with the Kardashians
I'd watch it pham
>>70429937
Because people love trash.
>omg I hate Justin bieber
>let me spend hours going online talking about how dumb it is
1 year later
>he's not that bad...he has some good songs
>OMG I'M A BELIEVER XDDD
This really is how hate-love popularity works. No press is bad press. It's the reason why Trump's campaign is so successful.
>>70429839
Fuck off, stupid people are wonderful consumers and can be led to believe they need any product.
>>70431463
Lel
Alright /tv/ who would you fuck? personally for me i would fuck Kendall and Kourtney mostly because she looks like Rachel Starr
>>70432420
Caitlin cause I could cum in her and not get her pregnant
actually getting them pregnant would make me rich so whichever is most fertile and least diseased, dunno, the one on the far left? looks like shrek but hot
>>70432420
Kim. Not out of desire but morbid curiosity.
I heard duncan jones is free
>>70432420
Kendall>Kourtney>Kylie>Kim>the younger other one>the older other one
How would this even work?
Is it set in our reality?
Are the kardashians fictional characters?
Is it like larry David?
>>70431086
>not living life as the smuggest frog on the planet
For shame.
>>70429727
mods
>>70431236
why the fuck are you crying about his question you pathetic loser
bruce Jenner fingered kylie in her sleep when she was 14. everyone knows this it's a fact.
>>70431326
add smartphones to the list and there's the top 3 on my list
>ugly people the show
>>70432841
They'd probably use the funding to throw some kind of "high-pressure" party involving a bunch of coordination from all of these hard-to-reach guests. Throw in a few crazy cameos, consider that Kanye would be in it/maybe even help with some direction, and potentially shoot the build up to the major event in multiple locations around the world with endless amounts of quipping.
There's your movie.
So basically Entourage.
>>70433048
I wasn't crying
I actually thought that was a very solid, valid question lmao
I wouldn't put it past him
>>70433178
But do the kardashians know they are in a movie?
>>70429727
I don't get why kim is considered the most attractive when 3rd/4th from left are both much prettier.
>>70431463
Daily reminder that armenians were the jews of the ottoman empire rich minority spreading degeneracy across the empire and funding arab rebellions in egypt, the levant, and sabotaging the empire in the balkans creating an eventual war between the greeks and the turks.
>>70433562
ASS and sex tape thats really bout it
>>70433805
Kinda depressing.
>>70433846
Oh well its what the majority believe and it doesnt really matter , in 10 years no one will care about them
>>70429727
I wish it was just an hour of them fucking, sucking, playing with each other and themselves 'til they squirt, twerking, stripping, kissing each other, and just having an orgy.
>>70429727
Can the movie just be about Rob and how he see his whole slowly destory whatever decency that his dad wanted for the family?
>>70431007
They're rich, popular and influential by proxy, that's every woman secret wet dream right there fâm.
>>70429727
>the highest TV-show-turned-movie ever
DUDE WEED LMAO
I don't quiet understand the big hate around the Kardashians
I occasionaly watch their show(just in hope that kanye shows up) and they seem like an average rich family
