What the hell did I just watch?
a movie called career opportunities
>>70423213
Oh but did I like it? Was it any good?
>>70423186
>movie was so cringybut prime Jennifer Connily
>>70423359
>prime Jennifer Connelly
That's not Labyrinth
>>70423580
Damn, you're right.
You just watched the greatest tits ever seen on film
2nd best Connelly ever IMHO
>>70423808
That's exactly what I thought.
>>70423186
a movie disowned by John Hughes because the producers and director butchered his script.
>>70423580
>Labyrinth
that's not Once upon a time in America
>Jennifer "sprinkle your pee all over me" Connelly
>Jennifer "blast me with piss then give me a kiss" Connelly
>Jennifer "don't be mellow I like it yellow" Connelly
>Jennifer "Miss piss" Connelly
>Jennifer "I'm keen on urine" Connelly
>Jennifer "urolagnia mafia" Connelly
>Jennifer "take a whizz all over this" Connelly
>Jennifer "a glass of pee is the key" Connelly
>Jennifer "piss in my mouth or I'll kick you out" Connelly
>Jennifer "a mouth filled with piss means a day full of bliss" Connelly
>Jennifer "the queen of urine" Connelly
>Jennifer "watersports" Connelly
>Jennifer "urophilia media" Connelly
>Jennifer "urine machine" Connelly
>Jennifer "head of the court of watersport" Connelly
>Jennifer "enuresis princess" Connelly
>Jennifer "fill my belly with your pee" Connelly
>Jennifer "my daily duties include wetting my panties" Connelly
>Jennifer "cursed with the yellow thirst" Connelly
>Jennifer "Truly, nothing beats a good pissing" Connelly
>Jennifer "her eminence of incontinence" Connelly
>Jennifer "On her wedding night, her gown didn't stay white" Connelly
>Jennifer "Omorashi fills her with glee" Connelly
>Jennifer "put her in a diaper" Connelly
>Jennifer "my inner thigh is never dry" Connelly
>Jennifer "Urethera Afficionada" Connelly
>Jennifer "catheters and diapers" Connelly
>Jennifer "golden gush" Connelly
>Jennifer "sneaky slash" Connelly
>Jennifer "wee witch" Connelly
>Jennifer "fannyshower fantastique" Connelly
>Jennifer "yellow peril" Connelly
>Jennifer "rude relief" Connelly
>Jennifer "naughty nappy" Connelly
>Jennifer "lemon lash" Connelly
>Jennifer "reservoir" Connelly
>Jennifer "Wicked Water Witch" Connelly
>Jennifer "Yellow Queen" Connelly
>>70423833
horseymind, you must have beat me to it by a second
my life is a lie
why live when you can never rollerblade around a target with a qt runaway jconn after hours
>>70423839
fug
>tfw Jennifer Connely once was a japanese popstar.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jW080b7lkc
>>70423845
wat?
>>70423845
What? I don't get it
So is it true that she's a bedwetter?
> you will never be a dirty old man perving on prime JC
kill me now lads
>>70423920
I sure fucking hope so
>>70423845
I want this.
How?
>>70423847
>>70423865
moar pls
>>70423948
scraping the bottom of the barrel here
there's more in the film but I lost interest when the guy that posted horsey.webm everyday disappeared
>it's a comfy Jennifer Connelly thread
Can we agree she's the most gorgeous woman to have ever lived?
The Jews must have created her in a test tube to hypnotize the silly goyim into thinking they are the most beautiful race. There's just no way someone can look this good
>there are people ITT right now that don't have a "teen Jennifer Connelly modelling in odd Japanese ads" folder
>>70423186
Poor girl
>>70424020
yes she is.
She's only half jewish, the rest of her is Scottish and Norwegian.
my gf saw this on plex and asked what it was the other day
i said it was a shitty 90s action movie so she'd stay away from my jconn stash
>>70424020
Love her eyebrows and her beautiful nose.
>>70424036
For her age she is still a hot tamale
>>70424071
>not mentioning the twin sapphires that are her eyes
>not mentioning her perfect, premature breasts
I miss lesbiJen
>>70424036
She's too skinny at this point but her face is perfect.
>>70423896
>>70423897
>>70423937
>newposters
>>70423847
Good lord she was perfect.
>>70424141
>sapphires
You mean emerald, dingus
>>70424163
>>70423186
those are some epic boobs
>>70423934
>>70424020
Yup. And she was beautiful for so long too.
>>70424028
upload pls?
>>70424294
>my dad on the righttfw waifu cucked
>>70423845
>Jennifer "a mouth filled with piss means a day full of bliss" Connelly
Lost
>>70424036
Is that piss?
>>70424642
Of course. She forgot to put on her diapies that day.
>>70424059
>half-jewish
:^)
>>70423845
o-oh my...
>>70423186
Why did she have to cut off those puppies? Why do women do this?
>>70424829
It's undeniable that it helped her career though. The big tits and cute nose she had before surgery would have stuck her forever in the damsel roles.
>>70424917
yes, now she gets to pay a homeless junkie. thanks goodness
>>70424948
I was referring more about her career in her 30s, which is the bulk of her career. If would've been different if she had big breasts because nobody takes big breasted women seriously in the type of movies she was in
>>70423186
I hate the army
I hate the RAF
I don't wanna die, fighting in the Falkland straight
>>70424917
wait a second, did she perform tits reducing surgery?
>>70425167
Either that, or she HAD implants in the early 90s and then got them removed. We'll never know.
>>70425211
Couldn't she just loose some fat and as a result have her tits become much smaller?
This doesn't look like implants.
>>70423580
>prime connelly
that's not phenomena
PISSPOSTING IS BACK
>>70425520
Holy shit. She is an angel in this hell we call earth.
>>70424829
Big breasts can cause a lot of back pain.
>>70425520
Literally perfect
>>70423847
Does someone have the close-up version of this webm?
>>70425963
dear christ
>>70425963
is dis real? those tits look too fit to be hers
>>70426037
>>70423934
>>70424294
DELETE THIS!
>>70426099
that's because she's underwater and the gravity is weaker
>>70425963
>>70426117
>imblying
>>70425963
>>70426117
Are these real? Who released them?
>>70426099
>>70426155
>>70426166
>>70426188
>>70425963
>>70426117
that's not her are you people retarded?
>>70426155
>gravity is weaker
>>70425929
HIGH T E S T
>>70425963
sweet almighty god
>>70425963
>>70426099
>>70426117
IT'S NOT HER
These pictures have been circulating as being her since the 90s. It's from some old issue of penthouse from the 70s/80s.
>>70424202
It's true what they say about summer.
Someone post the 1 of her getting cum on her face.
>>70423920
A E S T H E T I C JenCon is a miracle of the universe
>>70425520
>You will never motorboat those beautiful jugs
NEVER EVER
>>70426286
Is there a longer version? Do we get to see as it happens?
>>70426286
Is that also not her?
>>70425520
ME WANT BOOBIES!!! ME WANT BOOBIES /tv/ IT'S NOT FAIR IT'S NOT FAIR ME WANT SUCK BOOBIES AND ME WANT MILKY NOT FAAAAAAAAAAAAAIRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!
here we go again
>>70426389
>ME WANT SUCK BOOBIES AND ME WANT MILKY
Jesus Christ, Rooney! Relax!
>>70426480
FUCK YOU NICK NOLTE
>>70426389
i wanna fuck her if you know what i mean
>>70426572
no i dont know what you mean
can you explain further?
>>70426593
i want to put my penis in her vagina
>>70426479
>>70426572
>>70426593
i don't get it...
>>70426683
i don't get it...
>>70423847
Jesus christ...
>>70426155
>that's because she's underwater and tiddy meat has neutral buoyancy
ftfy
>>70426480
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKK
Can someone enlighten me about Jennifer Connelly's (possible) enuresis and pissposting?
With Career Opportunities, you saw John Hughes starting to lose his touch.
>>70427142
Oh it's just a medical condition she has, but she's very comfortable with it, it plays a big role in her sex life; her first husband can confirm it.
>>70427288
what the fuck was that
>>70427326
Dude I just watched the webM an while I was thinking about what I saw I hit refresh and said to myself "What the fuck was that?!" and the moment the page refreshes I see your post.
Isn't that a funny coincidence?
>>70427326
canon
>you will never be a twenty year old prime Jennifer Connelly forced by the Hollywood elite to become a ultra-class prostitute and be passed around by actors that are decades older than you and pushed humiliatingly to appear with them at public events
>>70427288
holy moly
she must really love doing that
>>70427492
You know the sexiest thing about her is that although she made it through all this shit she didn't lose it. She stayed strong and became a great actress nonetheless.
She didn't become a slut even though everybody treated her like that for quite a while.
So who's the new Jennifer?
>>70427648
Mammario
>>70427600
Yes, and now she fucks whoever she wants to. Perfect cycle of perpetual upper crust erotica.
>>70427648
The new eyebrowfu, that's who.
>>70427768
She looks like Hepburn
>>70427648
The Joost.
>>70423847
She looks like tifa
>>70423837
Really? What was chnaged? There is something of tonal whiplash to it.
>>70427756
My dick is so hard right now...
>>70423520
>>70423833
>>70423847
etc...
tfw you'll never fuck Prime Jen in her tight ass
>>70428416
But that might make her leak; you know how weak her bladder is
>>70424036
perfect face
also
>kek
>>70428469
idc, I'd fuck her still
Question remains, is her tits real or implants, or did she perform surgery to reduce them?
>>70427288
wtf are those yellow chunks?
>>70428575
nvm its vomit
![jennifer-connelly-nude-02[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/xdZsLHL.jpg "jennifer-connelly-nude-02[1].jpg")
>>70428416
>you'll never fuck connely up against a mirror, watching her perfect face contort in pleasure
>>70428566
Or, like she claims, it's all natural, from growth to reduction. But she also says she never had nose surgery, which I think is complete bullshit.
>>70428566
real, they were reduced at some point
>>70428630
Pumping her ass full of your hot semen while you watch in the mirror as she bites her lower lip from the pleasure
fugggggggg
the nofap game is really hard guys
>>70429794
>nofap game
are you retarded?
>>70429838
fuark you got me :/
>>70429838
no hes just 15
>>70429838
also it's a game because i lose it everyday and i enjoyed it everytime i play it :^)
>>70429794
You're truly an imbecile.
>it's a JenCon thread
anyone got webm from Shelter (2014)? imdb says its got some female full frontal
>>70428630
>And while you're pounding away she can't help herself from tonguing and kissing her reflection
>>70430843
>>70430874
that's a merkin for sure
>>70430874
so basically nothing
damn
>>70430950
>implying a Jewish girl like Jen needs a merkin
That's also clearly not a fake bush
>>70429838
>>70429898
>>70430024
I offer you a quality zoomed pic, i contribute to the jc thread and that's how i'm treated.
>btw you're downvoted ;).
>>70426423
>>70423186
>What the hell did I just watch?
A 83 minute advertisment for Jennifer Connelly's perfect body.
>>70432100
>not an 83 minute family porn advertisement for Target
