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Sansa Stark, the Goddess of Beauty
OLD THREAD >>70416814
Azor Jon!
Some people are so shit at drawing
FARTS
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7th for Valyrian Steel Armor
>>70421158
What a fucking art
Fuck off
Friendly reminder that based Aerys wasn't paranoid or mad, he just had a lot of enemies conspiring against him and his dynasty, not to mention Bran commanding him to burn the white walkers. Everything else is the lies of usurper dogs.
>>70421214
VALYRIAN
STEEL
ARMOR
Nth for CIA's wife
>>70421217
>using the jpg
Forwhatpvrpose
>>70421215
N I G H T K I N G
>>70421158
they look so happy together
Meera will never be the big spoon
>>70421217
>this phoneposter that can only save one "meme" /got/ image at a time is still posting
fuck off would ya?
R+L= scvgerhbcssdgg
That is cool and all guys but lets be real...
After everyone kills eachother Tyrion will sit on the Iron Throne with a dragon he always wanted since he was a young boy. This will happen and its going to be a wild ride.
First for Kinvara, High Priestess of the Red Temple of Volantis, the Flame of Truth, the Light of Wisdom, and First Servant of the Lord of Light. For the thread is dank and full of memes.
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>>70421248
1st for maisie
>>70421273
D+D = T confirmed
>>70421252
Dude ended up drawing Adam Driver instead. Post more shitty fan art.
nth for frogfu
>>70421292
>They actually signed it
madman
Anyone here seen the episode 10 final scene leak, I can't find the full webm anywhere.
>who is the mystery character?
>>70421252
Nothing tops this one, EVER
>>70421307
Jon of the Black, Jon Black, Jack Black's evil twin brother.
>>70421256
Nope lel
>>70421292
I only have the ones that have been posted here
>>70421307
yo, can you die in a fire? thx
>>70421292
>draws littlefinger
>thinks he actually has little fingers
>>70421307
Adult Bran who is time-traveling.
>>70421325
The thing with this one is that I like how the perspective is fucked up. Westerosi art can't into perspective so I like the idea of the fan-art reflecting that. It's still a shit image though.
>>70421325
Someone post the Runescape version.
>>70421307
Aegon confirmed
>>70421325
this one isn't awful, I can't understand how he would completely botch Bobby B's weapon though.
And, again, can someone post the art where Jaime is throwing Bran out the window and beating off. Its not bad though, its the best.
>>70421389
this one?
>>70421325
Why is bobby b so skinny?
>>70421403
>do a flip
>>70421403
>there will never be an adaptation with prime Ahnuld as Jaime
suffering lads
>>70421403
Thank you so much. Its as beautiful as I remembered.
daddy bolton
>>70421455
Holy shit! The actor was in other shows/movies???
This show is absolute trash; absolute pedalled garbage. It panders to the lowest common denominator and dregs of society, sacrificing substance for base appeal, not risking anything but rather applying cliche tropes overriding the show’s uniqueness. Which is honestly an articulate way of saying it is generic bland crap wasting its potential as the seasons drudge on.
These two hack Jew producers haven’t the slightest clue in the direction they’re taking things after deviating heavily from George R.R. Martin’s literature. Each scene is painful to watch as the actors are forced to ramble on in 21st century vernacular.
Someone [GRRM] who's fundamentally anti-religious, anti-feudalistic wouldn't have his magnum opus be some pedalled story of religion, Azor Ahai and prophecy full of tropes and simply a chosen one defeating the Others and bringing harmonious balance; it's going to be so much more than that and even throw all that out the window when the Others and Children make their return and ultimately the epilogue for ASOIAF should break the Kingdoms and core of feudalism entirely, as it breaks the mould of genre fiction. The show has no indication of remaining faithful to the source material but continues to be absolute pandered bullshit catering to faggots.
>more dick jokes
>(farts)
>let’s play a drinking game!
>ebin stronk female caricatures
>Cut all the history and intricate politics (e.g. Riverland sieges and negotiations from AFfC, notion of the history of Blackfyres and their impact on the world – Bittersteel (Golden Company), Brynden Rivers role, Daemon)
>Cut or completely butcher all real player’s plots (e.g. Wyman Manderly, Doran)
>Neglect the true puppet masters who manipulate everything from behind the scenes throughout history (e.g. Bloodraven/Children, Quaithe)
And you fags enjoy this mind numbing horseshit. This show turned into a fucking sitcom years ago and you should all kill yourselves for watching it.
>>70421307
Howland Reed obviously.
>>70421455
roose bowlton
>>70421403
>dat Christina Applegate Cersei
everytime
>>70421478
kek Fat Man's fanboi having a meltdown
Posting elite Mace
>>70421242
Is this a new "le GRRM sucks meme"? Cuz if so, I disagree, valyrian steel armor is based as fuck.
But I can see Euron being burned by dragons from a mile away.
>>70421509
He's right
So, the hound will the be in the next episode ?
>>70421518
How can one man be so fabulous?
>>70421403
Fucking Kael
>>70421518
nigga look like a donkey lmao
>>70421522
Huh? No. At least I don't think. Our boy Euron has fucking Valyrian steel armor. #rare #based
>>70421540
Reduces interest rates
>through song
absolute madman
>>70421560
Did we ever see anyone reacting to the death of Merryn Trant?
>>70421537
>implying ASOIAF is actually good.
It's fucking Twilight of the fantasy genre
>>70421217
>jpg
Nice job retard
>>70421478
Retards always bring up *farts*
As if back in that era murder, rape and men being men didnt exist. Besides its a fucking fantasy series. Complaining about "stronk woman" is the same as complaining about magic and dragons. Ya its not like the woman in the show dont get raped or turned into whores or anything.
If you dont like it dont watch it and stop bitching. Your wall of text isnt going to change anything about the show. Try being more optimistic cry baby.
>>70421478
Gurm is not anti-religious.
>work as a cleaner at the Red Keep
>get a call one night for an urgent job
>seems like the King made a mess in his bedroom
>you're ask to tidy it up without anyone knowing
>go in there and see this
wat do?
>>70421559
But does he have a lava arm?
>>70421522
I think that would be anti-climactic as fuck. I know some people like to follow the whole, no good or bad guys, or subverting fantasy tropes, narrative. But I want to see Euron outlast the others by profiting off of them, taking their magic, using it against them, becoming a hero, and then trying to make his hell world out of westeros.
And names his new country after himself.
Europe.
>its actually a history book.
In order to defeat the Waif, Arya must submit to her. She must feel the rod against her back, leaving swollen red marks, she must crawl on the stone to kiss the Waif's feet, she must allow the Waif to spit on her and demean her, to beat her and abuse her.
Only through submission can Arya claim victory and pass her test. She must be disciplined and brutalized, told how worthless she is, spat on, stepped on, beaten senseless.
The Waif will look down on her, smugly, and know that the job is done. When Arya knows her place, she will truly become a Faceless Man.
>>70421599
holy shit he's not anti-religious like SJWs are, he's saying that religion and politics shouldn't mix, and things like prophecies are bogus perpetuated by charlatans
>>70421597
>implying the Middle Ages didn't have strong women
Shit tier education bruh.
>>70421478
>>ebin stronk female caricatures
They've literally confirmed dragon slut is turning into fantasy hitler
>>70421597
>these people exist
Nah, my pasta does a pretty good job at exposing the leddit tards on /tv/ that thinks episode 6 was a 10/10
>>70421478
Don't cut yourself on that edge, son.
The show is average and was never going to live up to the clusterfuck that is the book series.
A reminder that the /Highgarden/ master plan is in motion
>>70421608
Woah dude
>>70421604
There's still time.
and on number one...
>Valyrian steel armor
Another contrived and convenient plot gift.
>>70421645
>The show is average
How generous of you
>>70421611
How old is the waif supposed to be? In the show and the books?
why is tommen so fucking retarded?
>>70421630
What are you even saying?
>>70421597
>If you dont like it dont watch it
This is a piss-poor retort, can we collectively stop doing this? Please!
>>70421610
Perfect.
>>70421681
In the books she's 40 but looks like a 15 year old girl. Not sure about the show.
>>70421682
inbred
>>70421681
Not sure how old she is in the show, but
In the A Song of Ice and Fire novels Arya dubs this woman as "the waif" for her appearance. She appears to be a pale little girl with a gaunt bony face and dark eyes that look as big as saucers.
The waif was the only child of an ancient noble house, her father's heir. Her mother died when she was little. When she was six years old her father remarried. Her stepmother treated her well until she gave birth to a daughter of her own. Her stepmother then wanted the waif to die, so her own daughter would inherit the waif's father's wealth. The stepmother approached the House of Black and White, but could not bear the sacrifice asked of her. She then tried to poison the waif. She did not succeed. When the healer in the House of the Red Hands told the waif's father what the stepmother had done, her father offered a sacrifice of two thirds of his wealth and the waif to the Many-Faced God for his wife to receive "the gift" of the god - death. His prayer was answered and the waif came to the House of Black and White to serve.
The poison, however, stunted her growth, causing her small and boney appearance - she only looks like a young child, but is actually 36 years old.
>>70421579
no. allegedly some braavosi speaks of it while arya is in the streets, i never could hear it
>>70421681
In the books she is supposes to look like a little girl.
>>70421698
ah good point. i forgot about that
who /teamhighsparrow/ here?
>>70421631
>>70421478
Yes, watch the episode 5 + 6 making of, at the end, the director compares her to Hitler outright.
She actually describes her plan as destroying their history, structures, and killing the people. And we've seen what the dothraki do to the people they've conquered. Also we've seen what knights in armor do to Horselords.
For the others,
Also Brienne is supposed to be half unlikeable and a real bitch. He is an asshole on a high horse, but he is a moral character. I for one, really like the big bitch.
Cersei is an asshole who is only being set up to die.
Sansa is still under little fingers thumb.
>>70421689
No its a fucking perfect retort. If i dislike a tv series i stop watching. Why watch it and then fucking complain on an anime forum board? Wheres the logic? Do you think D&D is reading your post?
>>70421611
where is that pic from
>>70421591
png will automatically save as jpg on mobile, fgt
>>70421723
Based Euron will purge the world of religion
>>70421723
OUTTA MY WAY FANATICAL PEASANT FUCKING SHIT
ITT - whining little babies.
>waaah waaah waaah Euron doesn't have an eye-patch!
>waaah waaah waaah they call her Yara not Asha!
>waaah waaah waaah Dany scares me because I'm a virgin!
>waaah waaah waaah Arya is half an inch taller than she should be!
>waaah waaah waaah The Mad King's fingernails were not long enough in that one second flashback!
>>70421739
>image.jpg
>>70421745
Maegor a shit who couldn't even have any children
>>70421738
Season 5 finale
>>70421724
>we're at a point where we can't tell if a female is being written as a strong feminist or literally hitler
>>70421685
That it is totally fine for GRRM to have strong women in his books. It is not like magic and dragons, these women did exist.
>>70421757
To be fair, Euron not having an eye-patch is stupid. How hard is it to go buy a $2 eye-patch?
>>70421732
How fucking new are you? Let's say I am interested in pop-culture so I watch stuff I don't like just like people read books they deem important that they don't like. Also there are more than 2 possible opinions on a show. So please leave Cpt. Reddit.
>>70421780
what is this
>>70421778
A cheesy pirate eye-patch is too low brow for DnD's Game of Thrones.
(farts)
>>70421757
>>waaah waaah waaah Dany scares me because I'm a virgin!
It's just not compelling nor convincing, it's a textbook feminist wet dream.
I know, you're going to tell me how having a male lead somewhere in GoT is somehow a male wet dream (when in fact it's mostly suffering but whatever), it's not about that. The story is just so badly executed it makes me want to puke whenever I see danny
>end of episode 6
>GUYS I'M SHOUTING THIS IS ACTING I'M SUCH A GOOD ACTOR GUYS
just 1/10 writing across the board
And if it's true that she turns into a hitler, all these feminists and normies that cheer on danny better start getting the point already that they're not supposed to cheer
>>70421601
squeeze a boob out of curiosity then clean the mess like a dutiful servant
>>70421773
I never said history didnt have strong woman. Im saying complaining about it in a fantasy series is moronic considering woman are being raped and killed in said series.
>>70421630
The Middle Ages did have strong female rulers, but not "strong independent women" like we know today.
Even if they are the highest authority in their own lands they still subordinated themselves to their husbands.
>>70421739
>posts form mobile
>doesn't even know how to configure the browser
>calls people faggot
>>70421764
The Faith WILL be crushed. After Tommen dies Cersei will burn them all in the Sept of Baelor with wildfire. Screencap this.
>>70421809
Then make him have just one-eye or at least give him contact lenses. They should have done that with Dany too. Lazy hacks.
What are danys other two dragons up to now?
>>70421292
This is the best Jonsa fan art
>>70421803
This reddit meme. Is that all you got? If your seriously watching shit you dont like then more power to you. I have better things to do then be a miserable cunt watching things i dont like then complaining.
>>70421757
>>70421813
Also
>>waaah waaah waaah Euron doesn't have an eye-patch!
>>waaah waaah waaah Arya is half an inch taller than she should be!
>>waaah waaah waaah The Mad King's fingernails were not long enough in that one second flashback!
I'm only going to say this, the costume design after season 1 in this show has been GARBAGE. Let's take the mad king for example, it's as if they found a cosplayer at comic-con and casted him. What about those fucking bucket helmets with slits both the tyrell army and the king's guard at tower of joy
The costume designers are not even fucking trying anymore.
How about the fact that both bran and arya has grown considerably since season 1 and that gilly's baby is still a fucking infant?
How about everyone just teleporting as if time didn't exist? Lmao, littlefinger jumps between castle black and the vale like it's nothing, when in fact it would've taken months, especially in times of political instability.
But no, gilly's child is still an infant
If you STILL can't see how fucking lazy and badly this show is handled, then sorry, you're going to remain a pleb forever
>>70421824
>subordinated themselves to their husbands.
You literally responded to a post displaying a strong woman without a husband. So now you are wrong on both accounts actually.
>The Middle Ages did have strong female rulers, but not "strong independent women"
Ok this is true but they collectivity of feudal society applies to everyone. DnD forgot about that so not only Dany is acting independently but also Jon and Tyrion (for example)
>>70421809
Oh right, carry on then.
>>70421768
Dany is a strong feminist, she is also Hitler. For the same reason, she is a blood thirsty crusader. She also doesn't understand she won't be able control her rapist bannermen after they are supposed to become functional servants and countrymen. No one can, be she can't especially because she is an exceptionally poor governor.
I don't think Brienne is a feminist character at all also, as she is a bitch to most people, fails most of the time because she isn't very bright, and accidentally loves perverts who fuck men or their sisters. She also kills people brutally. These are the reasons I like the big bitch so much.
>>70421778
I will place money on Urine getting an eye-patch and beginning a descent into black magic in the show, just not starting there.
>>70421881
autism
>>70421824
>but not "strong independent women" like we know today.
Sorry for being such an ableist
Fucking idiot
>>70421879
>This reddit meme
What reddit meme? You high?
>I have better things to do then be a miserable cunt watching things i dont like then complaining.
Yeah like being a miserable cunt complaining about people who watch a show they don't like. Of course this is a much better thing watching a show you don't like.
How south do you think the Others will get after breaking the Wall?
>>70421910
Just being grounded in reality here, ledditor
>>70421927
Dorne. NK needs that bad pucci
>>70421927
They'll make it to Dorne then the Sand Snakes will defeat them
>>70421813
>virgin detected
>>70421953
nu-male detected
>>70421942
>robb
>>70421601
Was she killed because Cersi thought Tyrion liked her, or did Jaufree just ask Little Finger for a whore to kill and he chose her because she was, as he put it when he threatened her to stop crying over the murdered baby, a bad business investment?
>>70421778
He may yet get an eye patch you whining fool.
>>70421947
>>70421952
Or they'll revive Doran and Hotah and rape the Snakes
>>70421973
When Theon pokes his eye out with his new lavacock
>implying it's not the best theme from the series
https://youtu.be/l3vbjHdl-KM
>>70421972
she was killed cause she didn't wanna go nude anymore
if only they could do that to emilia
>>70421972
Murdered because Joff was literally le chaotic evil.
>>70421297
>my fetish
>>70421813
A bunch of corny cunts in some bar triggered you? Get over it champ.
>>70421973
Only due to fans complaining. Also it's a legit complaint to whine about considering it takes fuck all to accomplish in the first place.
>>70421996
Dany was nude like 2 episodes ago. And her body is far from being perfect. Bitch should get eye-brows colored tho.
>>70421972
She was a spy for Varys, remember? Littlefinger had her killed. Chaos is a laddah etc.
>>70422008
Well the problem is that the writers are making the show for them now.
>>70421813
Why would someone watch a show like this? If you don't have HBO why not pirate?
Do people actually go to bars
>just to cheer at a tv with other morons?
>>70421972
Did you even watch anything prior to S6? littlefinger gave her to joffrey to torture because she spied for varys
>>70421972
>>70421996
>>70422001
>>70422040
>showfag intelligence
>>70421917
Except im fine and i dont post on 4 chan all day long because like i said i do have a life. Its just interesting that someone would post a wall of text bitching about stupid shit like "stronk woman" and "farts"
Id like to add that youve replied to me everytime with a "le funny reaction face" and you claim im from reddit based on what exactly? Because your " le pro memer"?
>>70421455
Keep /v/ in /v/
What's the best GoT fanfiction you've read while waiting for the books/new season?
>>70422045
If they were then the female characters would be a lot less flawed and more likable.
>>70422060
>Do people actually go to bars
>>just to cheer at a tv with other morons?
Because some people actually like the company of human beings. Weird, I know.
Have you never heard of sports bars?
>>70422060
well GoT is the pop culture phenomenon of the current year
>>70422064
>do I fit in yet guys
>>70422060
It's called doing emotions. Experiencing emotions in a social setting enhances the intensity of it. Same reason people go to a stadium or a concert.
>>70422080
HBO's Game of Thrones.
>>70422103
I dont like live music
t. Patrick Bateman
>>70422080
>Reading fanfiction
>Ever
>>70422040
>>70422061
I binge watched all of them from the start again a few days ago but wasn't sure exactly why she was killed (just assumed it was because she kept crying over the baby) because I'm retarded and forgot she was a spy for Varys. Thanks.
Of course either way Jauffree carried it out because he was a sick fuck.
>>70422080
Euron's chapters already read like fanfiction.
>>70422081
Compare the current season to season 1. I am not going to talk about feminism but just the way DnD are dumbing everything down assuming 95% of the audience is retarded. They didn't do that in season 1 which felt much more like a proper HBO show. Back in the day you were rewarded for paying attention. Now you are punished for it since the plot stopped making sense.
how come nobody has killed the lannisters off at this point? they literally have NOTHING except for Robert Strong.
>>70422080
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9604402/1/Game-of-Thrones-Trials-of-Marriage
>>70422080
>Dany is having trouble training Drogon, he's getting more and more out of control the bigger he gets
>getting more and more frustrated, she cried out, "WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO? WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?"
>as if in response, Drogon suddenly sprouts a half-boner
>'who's really the master here?' Dany thinks. she argues and wrestles with her conscious for a while, but ultimately decides to submit to Drogon's will
>first she crawls under him and plants kisses along his massive member, then she starts licking it all over
>his boner fully formed now, Dany realized it will never fit so she gets into a reverse all-fours position, and using one hand she rubs Drogons massive cock on her pussy and between her ass.
>Drogon is really excited now. "Your turn," she says. Drogon starts pumping and rubs himself all over Dany's tiny, half-dragon body.
>this continues until Drogon's completion. cum explodes from his dick all over Dany, coming in heaps and gobs, gallons and gallons of Drogon's seed flows all over her body, almost suffocating her.
>her sheer ecstasy and the warmth of Drogon's cum is enough to drive her to orgasm. "I love you, I love you, I love you," she screams over and over again as her whole body convulses in pleasure.
>"kh-khaleesi...What is this!?" she hears ser jorah's voice.
/got/ has the best fanfiction.
>>70422129
They read like a POV from a Band of the Hawk commander during the Eclipse
>>70421325
>no soldiers fighting around them
>looks nothing like the Trident
>Antlers somehow done wrong
>both using shields
>not on horseback
>Runescape-tier combat shown
>Bobby B and his hammer are too small
>wikifags
>showfags
Not. Even. Once.
>>70422151
Yeah this and their, y'know, army.
>>70422103
Seeing a concert is a special thing though, its live performance and is special in viewing as it occurs. Stadium sports are similar. A pre-filmed show is just crazy.
>>70422017
>no eye patch
>wtf muh books
>eye patch
>fucking pirate with an eye patch? oh ffs
>watch episode
>go to /got/ to discuss
>300 shitposts about shit and nothing about the episode
I forgot
>>70422151
The king's hand is Kevan fookin Lannister
>>70422124
>Jauffree
ell'o'ell
>>70421942
book or show?
>>70422204
There wasn't anything to the episode, so why bother
>Meera: BUT HOW CAN YOU MAKE YOUR PAST SELF UNDERSTAND
>Bran: LOVE MEERA, LOVE. NOW GIVE ME THE BINARY DATA ON HOW TO MAKE A VALYRIAN SWORD
>>70422204
We discuss the episode after it airs, not a day before another episode airs, you dumb fuck.
>>70422204
>>go to /got/ to discuss
>discuss
maybe within 2 hours of the airing
>>70422017
Thing is you book cunts will whine about literally anything.
This guy sums it up perfectly >>70422185
Hello rato!!
>>70422223
whine, whine, whine.
>>70422239
Almost like there's people with differing opinions here
Why does House Greyjoy have the coolest sigil?
>>70422142
Well, congratulations Sam, you just stole your powerful father's weapon, knowing he will chase you to seven hells after it. What is the next step of your master plan?The only thing I can think of, that could work for him would be going back to north to show his dumb father the others are fucking real and the help is needed. Going anywhere else will most likely get both him and Gilly and even little Sam executed.
Apparently these people won a cosplay award at my country's version of Comicon
>MUH BOOKS RUINED, MUH LIFE RUINED.
Bravo D+D, make those fags cry some more
>>70422224
Fucking kek
>>70422184
>its live performance
It really isn't during the biggest concerts like Robbie Williams or something. Also the live-argument strengthens my point. The artist displays emotion too. So once again it's doing emotions in a social setting but with something like a high priest. I would never go to a bar to watch a show but people here like RLM for the same reason. You see someone reacting to a medium which makes you feel something. Live or not, doesn't really matter.
>walks around the corner
>comes back with a dragon
talk about Mary-Sue
>>70421813
goddamnit I still cannot comprehend how retarded that finger snapping is. Why would anyone do that in that situation?
>>70422204
>saturday morning
>discussion
>>70422017
>expecting people to take a pirate with an eye patch seriously
>>70421664
LOL
>>70422283
They have pretty nice outfits, don't see why they shouldn't have won
>>70422283
>Being Welsh
>>70422283
The costumes are pretty good if homemade.
>Cersei is 10x more beautiful here than in the show.
>recast cersei plz.
>>70422263
>forgetting about House Manwoody
>>70422287
>At the end of this scene you should be somewhat roused by her and a little horrified. She's not Hitler at Nuremberg but she's got the power.
>YFW the mad king wanted to "burn them all" because he actually had a vision of the future in which the white walkers take over king's landing and turn everybody into wights and it was too much for him to handle
>>70422279
If he was truely mad about his fathers bullshit, he should have called him for a duel btw and show him who's the boss.
>>70422283
Little fingers is pretty good but that cersei holy shit
>>70422300
This. It's actually pretty damn good cosplay.
>>70422211
>he spelled a characters name wrong twice haha I'm a superior bookfag because I knew it had an odd spelling in the book and didn't have to look it up to remember it I'm so speshul
>>70421942
fuck you salsa isn't reddit
>>70422283
>most beautiful woman in the seven kingdoms
>>70422283
Lmao that kingsguard armor is better than current jaime's
>>70422185
>fucking pirate with an eye patch? oh ffs
Lol what?
If given a good actor who has hell of a presence, eye-patch would be GOAT, only normies would complain.
Also, it's a real thing pirates used.
>>70422239
>implying any bookfag would complain about the eyepatch
fuck off
>>70422279
or go to oldtown and get captured by euron if he attacks, held for his maesterly knowledge. go to danaerys
>>70422291
brain damage
>>70422283
>golden hand Jaime
>long hair from the early seasons
ree desu
>>70421478
>stronk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtoBFXSvD6Y
>>70422295
They really cant win.
>>70422335
You mean only fedora tippers would like it
>>70422341
Is there anyone that ISN'T going to meet Dany?
>>70422283
>Apparently
costumes are pretty good.
admit it, you're being mean cuz they're uglies
>>70422009
underrated post
>>70422223
>>70422224
so close to quints
>>70422351
>Also, it's a real thing pirates used.
>>70421881
Noone cares because there are more important things in life than fucking random character like Littlefinger Moving through unexisting territory of imagination a Little faster than he should by imaginary standards
Get your fucking head out of your ass idiot
>>70422314
Only a dumb showfag could think of something that retarded.
Book Daario, fucking can't with GURM's love for cartoon characters.
>>70422335
You dont understand the fan base bitches about the most minor shit. Its a lose lose.
>>70422262
There are people who enjoy the show.
There are also pathetic beta book cunts who cry, whine and complain about literally anything.
>>70422376
Should give him a katana too
Would be so badass :)
>>70422291
Cultural sensitivity
>>70422291
>Why would anyone do that in that situation?
>being recorded
>will be on the internet
need i say more
>>70422341
I don't think it's anything he has planned.
>>70421704
Permanent loli disease
Pls be gentle
>>70422382
>This is a 10/10 in Dany's mind
>>70422337
Bookfags are crying whining cunts who complain about literally everything.
>>70422360
>you're being mean cuz they're uglies
I'm just jealous
Book Euron, fucking kek. Who would take that dude seriously?
>>70422377
>haha just turn your brain off
>I'm content with enjoy subpar content because I have no standards xP
jesus christ, you couldn't be more leddit cancer even if you tried. Word of advice, stick to non-artform stuff, like video games or something because you don't belong here
>>70422384
>Also, it's a real thing pirates used.
No.
>>70422211
>he doesn't know jauffre
kill yourself please
>>70422390
Fucking this. I enjoy the show never read the books. Do this mean im inferior to bookers and not worthy enough to watch?
>>70422382
Some dye here and there and latino-tier golden teeth would be awesome, given a good designer.
This pic is drawn by literally some guy with no expertise.
>>70422414
>showfags mad because bookfags point out everything dnd do wrong
>bookfags mad because dnd do stuff wrong
who /wiki/ masterrace here?
>>70422382
That's Daario in the books? Yet another victory for the TV show then.
>>70422414
I am a bookfag and I don't. I understand very well that you have to merge characters and storylines and even that major story changes are needed. I don't understand piss poor writing, catering to a presumably retarded audience and changes for the sake of changes though.
>>70422394
Great argument.
>>70422326
Even grrm spells names wrong. His pre-release chapters have name mistakes all over the place
>>70422390
This.
>>70422456
Yes. This is book Daario. Look upon him and shiver. Feel yourself growing wet, or hard. See how arousing his countenance is. How could any lad or maiden resist such a man?
>>70422444
>I enjoy the show never read the books.
It just means that you are a pleb.
>>70422424
Nigger all im saying that these are such details that dont really fucking change anything except in your autism brain they do. Fucking littlefinger travelling isnt the most important event in the history of anything so Shut your fucking mouth and go calculate how much weight should sam lose from being on the wall and cold and walking so much.
Stop fucking taking shit like random shitty series of books and one tv series so seriously negro
>>70422424
>Telling someone they dont belong somewhere
>assuming they are from reddit
What are you fucking god of /got/?
Book Kingsguard. Are they retarded Stormtroopers?
>>70422444
>do this mean
yes it do
>>70422502
>Fucking littlefinger travelling isnt the most important event in the history of anything so Shut your fucking mouth and go calculate how much weight should sam lose from being on the wall and cold and walking so much.
What you're saying is
>FUCK CONSISTENCY BECAUSE I HAVE NO PASSION AND NO STANDARDS
Got it, thanks
>>70422424
And even more, it suggests you re the one plebatic if you consider fucking game of thrones a piece of art worth of such in detail analysis and criticism. Fucking fat autist
>>70422445
>dat nose
like an arrow or an anchor
it kekels my shekels
Nth for Shireen
>>70422382
>bookfags will defend this
>>70422286
If you are watching stadium rock or pop or something, there are things that make it an infallible experience if the band is good though, they are playing songs very loudly and the goal is to be lively, but people shut up when its time to.
And you wouldn't act like a game of thrones viewing party or a stadium band performance in a theatrical performance, especially if it were the size of a bar viewing. I couldn't see the appeal of people cheering over a scene, or yelling 'you go girl' or 'oohhh fuck this guy' at a performance, and then laughing at it. Its a combination of the worst of both worlds in live viewing with a little bit of middle school classroom class clowning and the classic black guy watching a horror movie gag.
>BITCH RUN DONT OPEN THE DAMN DOOR RUN
I get your defense of it, but I don't get the point of putting the show you are viewing so far behind the ritual of viewing it.
>>70422533
Well Yeah i wouldnt consider game of niggers my "passion" Ever in my life, neither would i consider littlefinger travelling as such.
There is consistency that matters and there is autism. You re fucking autism.
>>70421972
its made pretty explicit she was feeding Varys knowledge because she hated Littlefinger for letting them kill that baby.
>>70422424
>stick to non-artform stuff, like video games
Inb4 /v/ boogeyman.
Dawn, the shiny sword. It sparkles in the sun like that vampire faggot from Twilight...
>>70422533
It's impossible to accurately depict travelling time and still keep the plot coherent
Unless you want season 7s dany scenes to only involve sailing on a boat
>>70421495
kek
>>70422552
It is certainly much more interesting to see Dany fall for a man defying Western notions of beauty just because she want the D. In the show Daario is basically a ninja model which is lame beyond recognition.
>>70422592
*tips*
>>70421893
Mathilda was though, twice.
First to Duke of Lorraine, who was assassinated, second to Duke of Bavaria.
>>70421478
D&D must really have ruined your life
but dont dispair, there is still hope
take a look outside
>>70422488
THIS IS DAARIO
Book Brienne is rocking that full rune plate
I get that book Daario is clumsy, but show is even more so.
Get this: he isn't just Dany's sidekick or a pal, he's a 2000 men mercenery army leader, he should look somewhat swag, in the show however I'd already had forgotten that he's a boss.
>>70422576
I know. I just didn't know he had found out about that as that's not mentioned explicitly. Though I guess it's supposed to be assumed le all seeing little birds LF and Varys both have see everything the other does.
>>70421912
I don't get what you mean, but I get that you're being snarky.
>>70422488
It's tough, I'll admit!
Also, checked.
>>70422552
It's a pretty common thing for tyroshi to dye their hair, the rest of Daario is shit tho, at best I'd guess he's placed some sort of charm on dany so he can fug her
>>70421217
>mfw 1st time seeing this
>>70422619
>not knowing about the rainbow guard
>>70422587
Or little finger gingerly walking down a path for 5 episodes
>>70422488
>>70422382
How about this? It would look way better than current TV Show Daario, wouldn't it?
>>70422592
whine, whine, whine, whine, whine.
>>70422533
ight, it's better to have entire seasons of characters moving around on a horse or boat, instead of advancing the plot. GURM spends hundreds of pages on meaningless travelogues. It's bad enough. Don't need that in the show. Can't afford that in the show with only 10 episodes per season. The distances covered and passage of time are implied and expected to be assumed. Those having a problem with that are retards.
MFW BOOK WANKERS ARE ESPECIALLY FULL FUCKING BUTTBLASTED ON 9/11 TODAY
>>70422617
No, THIS is Daario
>>70422335
Yeah but the pirates used the eyepatch on deck so that they could go beneath the deck and switch to instantly having good dark vision.
It makes no fucking sense on land.
>>70422592
>Daario is basically a ninja model
>has blue hair & 3-pointed beard
suuuure
>Jaqen is just a face/persona
>Jaqen is actually the real Faceless Man underneath
>Jaqen kills himself in front of Arya
>Jaqen is still alive
>there are many Faceless Men
>there are only Jaqen and the Waif
>there aren't even the two of them
>the self-denial is Lorathi custom the Faceless Man incorporated into the Jaqen persona
>the self-denial is a Faceless Men practice
>the Faceless Men are not allowed to hold grudges or kill for personal reasons
>the Faceless Men can hold grudges and kill for personal reasons
>the Waif is just an apprentice who helps around the House of Black & White and not a Faceless Man or a persona
>the Waif is just a persona
>the Waif is a Faceless Man in training
>the Waif is a Faceless Man
>you need a face of a dead person from the Hall of Faces to change into a persona
>you don't need a face of a dead person to change into a persona
>you can change into whoever whenever
>the process of changing faces is a medical and technical one where you need to cut out faces and physically wear them
>the process of changing faces is magic
holy shit this is the most clumsily handled part of the series
someone needs to tell d&d nebulous =/= mysterious
>>70422673
it's to hide his magic eye you tremendous faggot
>>70422617
>showfags will criticize this
>>70422673
Euron has an eyepatch for no fucking reason
and the show removed it because its fucking cliche anime trash shit
especially after that fucking chapter with bookEuron going full showRamsay on everybody and that fucking valyrian steel armor... so fucking shit
im still so mad at this chapter
ASOIAF villains are getting cancerous
>>70421242
Can you make Valyrian chainmail?
>>70422673
takes a while to adjust an eye to darkness, might as well not bother taking it off.
Renly's gay rainbow guard. Someone stop GURM.
>>70422563
>if the band is good though
What makes the band good though? What makes the experience worthwhile? Sound and accuracy are much better on a HQ recordings you can listen to at home. What makes a concert a concert if the fact other people (including the artist) are there to experience what you are experiencing.
>And you wouldn't act like a game of thrones viewing party or a stadium band performance in a theatrical performance, especially if it were the size of a bar viewing.
Each setting has special rules. At classical concerts you are not allowed to applaud as long as the piece isn't entirely finished (this was different 200 years ago ofc). You are allowed to cry though. Same is true for theater. Crying and laughing is okay at times.
> Its a combination of the worst of both worlds in live viewing with a little bit of middle school classroom class clowning and the classic black guy watching a horror movie gag.
Well you are basically arguing that one sort of experience is superior to the other. It's like saying Heavy Metal-fans don't know what a real concert is cause they don't know the opera. It's basically bourgeois arrogance. If xy makes people feel something (for whatever reason) I am fine with it tho.
I am not defending anything thing but I am trying to explain what the appeal of this public viewings might be.
I am however opposed to it because it is obvious that DnD are appealing to the lowest common denominator. My gf is a hardcore feminist writing papers on Donna Harraway and stuff. She HATES the pop-feminism in the show since it is shallow and directed to tumblr bloggers i.e. people who are in love with buzzwords and too stupid to grasp any concept more complex than that.
>>70422710
you can make valyrian anything, the issue is getting enough valyrian steel to do it
>>70422692
why does he look so fucking gay? why does he have blue hair? we have never seen anybody in the series actually dye his hair, so how come he has blue hair? is this his natural hair color? how is this possible? this is fucking disgusting
>>70422710
You can make a Valyrian cock ring if you want
>>70422709
Shit taste faggot
Meera, Arya, Brienne, Cersei, and Yara are cute as fuck
Robin Arryn, Euron BIG GOGG, Mace Fatface are not cute at all
>>70422720
>takes a while to adjust an eye to darkness
My 3 years of studying optometry say it fucking does not.
>>70422722
I FUCKING FORGOT HIS RAINBOW GUARD
IM SO FUCKING HAPPY THE SHOW DIDNT DO IT
HOLY SHIT GRRM YOU ARE SO RETARDED KEK
>>70422740
>Arya...cute as fuck
>>70422680
>In the show Daario is basically a ninja model
Can you read?
>>70422607
I don't even have a basecap.
>>70422652
So you are telling me you enjoy the profound relationship between Dany and Daario in the show?
>>70422701
TRUTH!
>>70422701
one is plugged into the matrix
the other has been unplugged
with all the knowledge comes pain
>>70422747
the rainbow guard is based faggot
Book Tyrion is really sexy t b h :^)
Hottest dwarf in the wasteland
>>70422761
>Renly is gay
>Rainbow Guard
Come on it is a massive cliché.
>>70422701
its so fucking funny because its true
>>70422708
>bookfags will get mad at this post
>>70422608
Hooch. Meant to post something else. My point still stand though. The husband-wife-submission stuff is from the 18. and 19. century.
>>70422681
this
>>70422734
the cock's performance has been proven effective 87% of the time with the cock ring
>>70422681
I've been ignoring the plot for that arc.
Doesn't mean shit to me, just gonna wait for the hump to finish and get her actually doing something.
>tfw at least two politicians in your country admit to watching this show
>>70422761
you should actually kill yourself for defending this
>>70422770
The Rainbow Guard would've been less gay than what they did in the show with him.
>>70422783
>source
>i mean it, im looking for sex gadgets
>>70422681
>>70422779
>>70422792
>everything is just kage bunshin no jutsu
>Valyrian steel cock
Why is showEuron so based?
fuck off with your cliché anime bookEuron
>>70422686
Is Euron an anime villain like Darkstar?
>>70422833
MY BIG COCK
>>70422833
>literally MUH DICK the character
fuck off with your autism
>>70422837
he is now pretty much
>>70422263
Literally a vagina
>>70422843
>liking edgy anime villains
spotted the virgin
>>70422725
Well if a heavy metal fan jumps on stage or heckles the band, hes going to get shit on, same thing for opera.
>>70421704
>All this backstory
>In the show she's just a extremely hot cunt.
>>70422870
never saw that
>>70422870
>using the HBO artwork
>implying ASOIAF isn't full of clichés.
Dragons, giant wolves, dragon riding, zombies, princesses in the towers, mighty knights, shiny legendary swords, epic duels, magical resurrections, secret identities, hidden princes, grumpy Kings, evil Queens, funny sidekicks, one-note villains, manipulative religious leaders, witches and blood magic, magical horns, pirates with eye patches, star-crossed lovers, power-hungry generals, Elven-looking people, Giants, prophecies, forest-dwellers, mysterious lands, Pocahontas and her wild people (Ygritte and free folk) etc
GURM is not the trope subverter bookfags dub him as.
>>70422709
Could use some work but I really like this concept. You have underrated Meera, CIA and Theon in cuteness.
>mfw a neckbeard defended book Euron near me
>>70422838
In the books does he fugg Dany? I've not read them.
Him saying he is going to give 1000 ships to her and then right after Daario telling Dany they need exactly 1000 ships to transport their army and take the 7 kingdoms seems to me like spoonfeeding retards that he succeeds and they marry. Meaning Theon and his dyke sister are going to die soon.
>>70422915
There is a theory that Euron and Daario are either the same person or working together.
>>70422419
You - because he would assrape you with his sword.
>>70422901
this was great
but these are too many clichés
its like you cant even write a series without having one in there
>>70422915
He doesn't fug Dany. He gets raped by Ramsay near the end of book five.
>>70421704
>give away your kid so you can can kill the person who tried to kill your kid
Retarded gurm
>>70422881
Yeah, so?
>>70422770
he's not as gay in the books
in fact until the show came out it was just another theory with evidence for and against
>>70422777
>The husband-wife-submission stuff is from the 18. and 19. century.
Nope, not really.
It's been Church teaching since forever and also been in practice since forever.
Also there is the practice of husband and wife being co-rulers if the wife has a higher title.
>>70422923
>MR. MARTIN, WHAT DO YOU THINK OF [MY] THEORY THAT DAARIO NAHARIS OF THE STORMCROWS IS ACTUALLY IRON KING EURON "CROW'S EYE" GREYJOY OF THE IRON ISLANDS IN DISGUISE?
>>70422923
no way, really???!?!
>>70422747
It's mentioned for sure, that Brienne is part of faggotborn's rainbow guard
>>70422974
It would explain a lot of things.
>>70422951
Why would someone attend a show where the goal is interruption and not paying attention? Heavy metal and Opera are the same thing, if the group performs you listen, if you are a jackass, people don't treat you right. A GoT bar viewing party is a gathering of jackasses that only a jackass would attend.
>>70422961
>not "as" gay
?
>>70422973
High Lord of Twitter
>>70422961
He has rainbow flags everywhere.
>>70422660
>3 KB, 120x125
>unironically saving thumbnails
>>70422991
He's not flamboyantly gay to the extent that it's his defining personality trait.
>>70422973
I don't know, it's dressing, I was thinking of putting it on the salad. Hey, what salad dressing is your favorite?
>>70423017
>caring this much
>>70422766
>Show
Little flask of hottness and love, 10/10 dwarf would cuddle after love time.
>Books
HOLLY SHIT.
Did the show make the right choice?
>>70423034
his defining personality trait is being an attention whore
>>70422973
>george thinks preston is a fag
>>70423034
THE RAINBOW SHIT IS LITERALLY HIS BANNER
stop defending this shit you fucking virgin
>>70421455
You ever seen a haircut look so good you wanted to off yourself?
>>70421655
I cant wait for it all to go to shit
>>70421704
>she only looks like a young child, but is actually 36 years old
couldn't ask for anything better
>>70421813
I agree that Emilia Clarke is a terrible actress and the character is probably caricaturized to make it a stronk female
But seriously dude, get a grip, quit spergin on the internet
>>70421942
How can you have an axis with the 2 opposite being basically the same thing?
>>70422307
>Lena Headey is not beautiful
kill yourself
>>70421610
manowar is goat i don't care what people say
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