>Don't be a... TOMMY TEXTER
What did they mean by this?
Tommy Texter is even worse than Carl Stroker
>>70415803
>What did they mean by this?
Dear Black People,
Put your phone away.
>Be a Milk Dud Mickey
>Throw wet milk duds at the IMAX screen until someone in a cape calls the manager
>>70415803
Canada anon?
>>70415803
>Go to see Nice Guys at the cinema
>See a Cigar Cyrill
>He's Smoking a giant cohiba right in the back row under the projector
>They cannot legally eject him since there was no bumper about not being a Cigar Cyrill.
>the popcorn was good I guess
>Who is this Anon? Is h in the comics?
>Who is this doctor Anon?
>I bet it's a trap
>Haha, "For you"
I'm a Jerry Juggler. Whenever a flick gets boring I whip out some oranges and juggle until it gets interesting again.
>>70415973
Beard guy is also repeated
tf is this
>>70415851
why did you have to make this a race thing
>>70416056
t. AYO HOL UP
>>70415803
Why is the bald guy behind him so smug?
>Don't be a...Crabby Chris
And then everyone looked at my lunch and I just had to leave. FUCK YOU CINEPLEX
>>70416056
>why did you have to make this a race thing
>Go to movie theater in Dearborn, MI
>The snack bar serves 3 types of dates and figs
>They serve piping hot mint tea
>I can't hear the previews to Ghostbusters 3 because they keep uvulating whenever an uncovered woman appears on screen.
Most awkward showing of London has Fallen EVER
also muslim is not a race
I thought one of the faces in the crowd would be feels guy
>>70416145
>Don't be a...Feeling Felix
>Don't be a...Poopie Pepe
>Don't be a...Big Bane
Have we found the new template for epic memes?
>>70416135
>uvulating
what did he mean by this?
>>70416178
you mean a whining wojack
>Go to see Tomorrowland in 3D
>the theater has a Caveman Kerry
>every time a flying car comes on screen he throws bones and clubs at the screen to try to 'kill' it.
>I complain to the manager
>get 2 free passes to see Neighbors 2 because they said I look like Seth Rogan
>No Rose Byrne though
>It was complete garbage
>Neighbors 2 had a Clackin' Clem who kept running up and down the aisles slapping his dick and balls against his leg
>Last time I go to a Lowe's theater
>>70416135
>uvulating
was it their time of the month
>take my 3 nephews to see Angry Birds movie
>I sit next to a stinking steve
>he spends 5 minutes telling me how the movie is Red-Pilled
>he smells of vinegar and febreeze
>I try to move to another aisle
>Can't find 3 seats together because the entire movie is filled with Trump supporters yelling 1488 whenever the birds attack.
>have to sit next to Stinkin' Steve
>he won't shut up about MGTOW
>>70416135
>The snack bar serves 3 types of dates and figs
>They serve piping hot mint tea
Fuck that sounds comfy as fuck. I wish theaters round here served herbal tea.
>>70416056
Because black people don't know how to behave at a movie theatre. If you don't like it and you're a black person, stop excusing/ignoring nigger bullshit.
>>70416135
Did they do an intermission so everyone could do Salah?
>>70416381
>impying they know how to behave anywhere else
>Sitting in my compound in Cincinatti
>watching Zookeeper.
>suddenly a Trespassing Timmy jumps into my enclosure
>I try to feed him my sno-caps until the police arrive.
>They shoot me
>Now I'll never know if Kevin James scored with that dirty birdy
>>70416045
That's his forearm and fist.
>>70416214
>went to see BvS
>there's a Crusader Carl in the audience
>starts weeping tears of joy loudly every time there's Jesus imagery
>keeps yelling out "why is Bruce hunting Superman and not trying to take back Jerusalem?"
>yells Deus Vult every time someone hits Doomsday
Could have been worse! could have gotten a Muslim bomber Bob
