Jackie Chan vs The Avengers
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>jackie chan is walking home through an airport, with an ancient vase for his uncle's shop and a bottle of wine
>he goes up to Black Panther, and remembering Carter's lingo, says "wassup my nigga"
>BP goes into fight mode, and the other avengers follow suit
>jackie doesnt want trabble
>airport has standard luggage and chairs and 1 ladder
>>70413296
Jackie wins no challenge
Tony Stark finds out he's money laundering via shell corporations and turns over the evidence to the Chinese government, who then has Jackie executed
>>70413650
They would need a reality warper with the skills of Dr. Strange to even make this a fair fight.
>>70413296
Black Panther is a wuss living in some nigger village where he's called Chimichanga or some shit.
>>70413296
>prime Jackie Chan with no old injury
>also in charge of choreography
>make literally 50 takes to get one kick right
>all other characters are replaced with his stunts team from Hong Kong
>Scarjo is played by a Chinese old guy with wig
If he's holding a baby he takes it 10/10 easy
Jaaaaaaaaaaaakie!and one more thing!
>had a crush on both cartoon jackie and jade as a kid
Wish my parents never smoked weed and made me this way
which one /tv/?
>>70414190
Nu male gay gay Fi De sow
>wants no trabble
>holds a baby
>neither of those things ever happened in a jackie chan movie
Nice memes, you have there, retards
>>70414333
Dragon, Rabbit or Monkey for me.
>Dragon
Firebending
>Rabbit
SWEET DREAMS ARE MADE OF THESE
>Monkey
I can turn into anything
>>70414433
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23WaoqZDCJM
>>70414433
https://youtu.be/p1anSOV9TEk?t=44s
>>70414333
imortality - boring i know
>>70414333
Dualism
>two shitposters
>one made of good the other evil
>yin/yang
>one in the shadows one in the light
it's like pottery
>>70413685
>Implying Jackie isn't money laundering with the blessing of the Chinese government, for the Chinese government
Jackie's public net worth is the tip of the iceberg of his actual finances. Stark would be sending him back home to get super soldier upgrades, and they would LITERALLY need a reality bending character to even touch Comrade Notrabble.
>>70413685
china literally backs jackie
>>70414333
Sheep, not even trolling.
I want to be an Inception Ghost
>>70414433
Way to waste you double doubles dickmuncher
Everything about this thread made me cringe
Jackie Chan googles Tiananmen Square and the Chinese government executes him
>>70416431
CRINGE XD
>>70416881
Angry
>>70413957
Jackie really is the best action director, I wish he still made movies cause western action scenes Fuckig suck
>>70417113
Are you fron the west
>>70413296
jackie chan adventures was my favorite cartoon
>>70413296
Jackie one shots
