The Umbers are traitorous fucks and deserve to be extinguished Edition
>>70405212
I legitimately thought that was Thorin Oakenshield.
>>70409386
Liam neeson?
daily reminder valyrian steel = dragonglass + castleforged steel
>>70409386
Whats the point of wearing chains like that
>people seriously think Ramsay will die this season
>by Jon's hands no less
What was the last time the show gave us a satisfying death?
Reminder that Blackwater was superior to Hardhome
>but still nice
>>70409447
olly :3
>>70409447
He's going to die next season because Sansa wants to put him through a trial
>>70409435
Is he trying to fill the hole in his heart with cholesterol?
Reminder that Euron's 1000 ship fleet is done by episode 10.
>>70409386
Unless they turn against Ramsay in the battle or something. I doubt it though.
Why is this gif so scawy?
CONTINUING THE QUESTION:
WHAT'S 1 (ONE) GOOD LINE FROM THE SHOW THAT WASN'T IN THE BOOKS?
>>70409450
Who the fuck could possibly refute this? Hardhome wasn't very memorable, maybe I just hate zombieshit
there is no way benjen is cold hands in the books right? seemed like a lazy fan servicey tv thing.
>>70409439
Their sigil in the books is a Giant in chains.
For the show they decided to have them wearing the chains cause THEY ARE THE GIANTS
>>70409517
>ANY MAN DIES WITH A CLEAN SWORD I'LL RAPE HIS FUCKING CORPSE
>>70409447
Janos Slynt or Oberynn. I liked Oberynn, but it was a great fight sequence.
>>70409517
(Farts)
>>70409435
I'm sorry to hear that.
>>70409494
That's what happens when you put your entire Kingdom to work building them with no trees of course.
>>70409450
Reminder that the battle of castle black was better than both
>>70409523
I don't know, GRRM was asked that several times and every time he said Coldhands wasn't Benjen, if he's lying he's a cunt. Besides the show usually merge characters.
>>70409447
Thorne. He deserved to be executed but stuck by his convictions and died with dignity.
>>70409537
Yeah I get thats their sigil, just looks fucking silly to wear it
Am I the only one that likes him?
Nth for Shireen
>That night, after the plates had been cleared, Robb carried Bran up to bed himself. Grey Wind led the way, and Summer came close behind. His brother was strong for his age, and Bran was as light as a bundle of rags, but the stairs were steep and dark, and Robb was breathing hard by the time they reached the top.
>He put Bran into bed, covered him with blankets, and blew out the candle. For a time Robb sat beside him in the dark. Bran wanted to talk to him, but he did not know what to say. “We’ll find a horse for you, I promise,” Robb whispered at last.
>“Are they ever coming back?” Bran asked him.
>“Yes,” Robb said with such hope in his voice that Bran knew he was hearing his brother and not just Robb the Lord. “Mother will be home soon. Maybe we can ride out to meet her when she comes. Wouldn’t that surprise her, to see you ahorse?” Even in the dark room, Bran could feel his brother’s smile. “And afterward, we’ll ride north to see the Wall. We won’t even tell Jon we’re coming, we’ll just be there one day, you and me. It will be an adventure.”
>“An adventure,” Bran repeated wistfully. He heard his brother sob. The room was so dark he could not see the tears on Robb’s face, so he reached out and found his hand. Their fingers twined together.
>>70409539
Literally
>>70409517
“All men must die, but we are not men"
YOU GO GIRL
>>70409517
HAHAHAHA LET'S GO MURDER THEM
>>70409517
>Theon and Yara made off with our boats!
>Well I'm sorry to hear that. 'Cause now, I'mma snatch every mother fucker birthday.
Calling it now, salsa will fail next episode
>>70409566
he said it in his notes to his editor too
it could be that coldhands dies and benjen becomes the new "coldhands"
>Basically, the idea is that AFFC stuffed Oldtown and the Iron Islands full of magical Chekov's Guns that will go off in TWOW: Euron's weirding ways, the Hightowers' secret spells, the Faceless Man I call Not Pate, the glass candles, the Death of Dragons, the Horn of Joramun, and the black oily stone that forms both the Seastone Chair and the base of the Hightower...a kind of stone WOIAF tells us comes from the Deep Ones, the Drowned God's half-human children. So basically the "eldritch apocalypse" is the chain reaction of all of these pots boiling over, so to speak, an insane Lovecraftian clusterfuck for the ages, all leading to Euron (the would-be new Night's King) blowing the Horn at the climax of TWOW, bringing down the Wall, and letting the Others in. In the end, Oldtown will be rendered Euron's ideal domain for the final book: a smoking demon-infested ruin, his very own Valyria.
>>70409512
Then what was the point of name dropping the Manderlys and Sansa bringing up how people will risk everything for the Stark name from White Harbor to Ramsay's own door?
>>70409522
>>70409450
>>70409563
Blackwater
>GOAT soundtrack
>The buildup
>The scenes with Cercei and the confrontation with the Hound
>Based Stannis leading the charge
>"There are brave men at our doors...Let's go kill them!"
>Written by GRRM
>Any of the Hounds lines
>The suspense of wondering if the Lannisters will survive
>People actually split on who they supported on the battle
Hardhome
>No suspense since you knew Jon would live
>Wights are very inconsistant on how they died (First it was only fire that could kill them but now its any hit)
>Soundtrack wasn't as good
>Forced comedy scene of killing Rattleshirt
>DUDE I HATE THENNS LMAO
>Wun Wun was cool
>It was cool seeing the White Walkers BTFO some savages
>Because of Hardhome we never got the Battle of Winterfell with Stannis and his Northern forces fighting Roose Bolton
Watchers on the Walls
>Nice build up but not on the scale of Blackwater
>Soundtrack was good
>Based Allister leading the charge
>Thormund fighting was cool
>Showed some casualties with Grenn and Pyp
>Based 3 finger Hobb
>Mammoths
>Fighting was pretty good
>Forced comedy with Slynt being a coward (Even though it was in character, it just felt like forced comedy)
>Sam killing Thenns was bad
>Ghost only in for 5 seconds
>Jon getting smashed on a anvil and being fine after a second
>No based Mance in the episode
>tfw Grenn died
>Ygritte dying in Jons arms wasn't great
>No Stannis Stannis Stannis charge to end the episode
>>70409517
"That's your father's sword."
"No it's my family's sword"
>>70409540
HUMAN FUCKING SHITS
June 12: “No One”: Tyrion (Peter Dinklage) finds cause for concern. Cersei (Lena Headey) prepares for the worst. Sansa (Sophie Tuner) takes control. Arya (Maisie Williams) is not alone. Written by David Benioff and D.B. Weiss; directed by Mark Mylod.
June 19: “Battle of the Bastards”: Ramsay (Iwan Rheon) surprises his audience. Jon (Kit Harington) retaliates. Dany (Emilia Clarke) is true to her word. Written by David Benioff and D.B. Weiss; directed by Miguel Sapochnik.
June 26: “The Winds of Winter”: A queen comes forth. Euron (Pilou Asbæk) reveals himself. Brienne (Gwendoline Christie) meets a friend turned foe. King’s Landing awaits justice. The Night’s Watch gathers. Written by David Benioff and D.B. Weiss; directed by Miguel Sapochnik.
>>70409584
[No]
>>70409517
I'LL GIVE HER MY BIG COCK
>>70409584
i like him. people legitimately forgot cersei is a koont and they all hate the sparrow now
>>70409627
>Next three episodes are written by D&D
>>70409627
>Written by David Benioff and D.B. Weiss
>>70409450
hi r/asoiaf!
>>70409447
Who said that? Truede leaks say Jon beats the shit out of him and then orders him imprisoned.
Some others have claimed they heard rumors of Ramsey being fed to his dogs afterwards.
>>70409539
he said GOOD line
This actor has to be gay, right? What's with his fucking voice
>>70409657
hey whats up
Reminder that battle for the fist of the first men > Hardhome
Apparently they are going to push the Sansa vs Jon thing among the Northern houses in the last episode. They won't settle for Jon being a bastard.
>>70409627
>8 and 9 directed by sapochnik
>>70409690
He's probably gotten more pussy than you ever will
>>70409690
desu my voice didnt get deep until I was like 21. Im 23 and still have voice cracks. Some people are just late bloomers.
>>70409657
>I-I'll call him redddit to fit in after he disagrees with my pleb opinion
>>>/redddit/
Didn't LF say that the knights of the Vale were encamped at Motte Cailin?
How the fuck did that happen, and how is Ramsay seemingly unaware that 20k Knights of the Vale are in a position to invade the North? He's completely focused on Jon when there's a much larger threat to the south.
I mean surely even if there weren't Bolton soldiers stationed there for some reason, the Kingsroad still runs right near the Motte, so he would have had to have some info about them being there.
>>70409616
Nicely put, Anon
>>70409627
>the nights watch gathers
Ooooo boy
>It's a teach some random our assassin ways and they act shocked when they don't buy into our amoral philosophy and just fuck off after learning all our skills episode
>>70409627
"no one" sounds like a duuuumpster ep
>>70409627
>Brienne (Gwendoline Christie) meets a friend turned foe
Bronn or Jaime?
>>70409745
Geography, time, logistics, strategy, etc. are all words that mean nothing WRT this show.
>>70409447
>wanting Ramsay to die
He's one of the few male characters left. Which is also why he's going to die to make place for some worthless cunt nobody cares about.
People in these threads legitimately thought the Umbers were secret Stark loyalists.
Let that sink in.
>>70409517
Stupid boy. Now the Tarly's bend the knee like everyone else. He could have lingered on the edge of the battle with the smart boys, and today his wife would be making him miserable, his sons would be ingrates, and he'd be waking three times in the night to piss into a bowl.
I don't think it's in the books, anyway.
>>70409476
Kys
>>70409716
>director of Hardhome
>>70409749
Thanks Witcher poster
>>70409779
Its Jaime, he wants to burn down Riverrun while she wants to save it
>>70409733
>i-i'm not from reddit, you're just butthurt because i'm w-way smarter than y-you!
>>70409627
>A queen comes forth
FemGriff confirmed?
>>70409690
He's just British.
>>70409627
>Sansa (Sophie Tuner) takes control.
And she'll get BTFO
She'll realize the North won't support her much after all just because of her name and that she'll need the Vale or Tully army more than she thought. Even after she sends letters out.
Gonna have to get LF to teleport over or ride to Moat Caillin while somehow avoiding all the Bolton loyalists in the way
>Under Harren’s roof he ate and drank with the wolves, and many of their sworn swords besides, barrowdown men and moose and bears and mermen. The dragon prince sang a song so sad it made the wolf maid sniffle, but when her pup brother teased her for crying she poured wine over his head. A black brother spoke, asking the knights to join the Night’s Watch. The storm lord drank down the knight of skulls and kisses in a wine-cup war. The crannogman saw a maid with laughing purple eyes dance with a white sword, a red snake, and the lord of griffins, and lastly with the quiet wolf... but only after the wild wolf spoke to her on behalf of a brother too shy to leave his bench.
>>70409807
Honestly Im the most reddit here. I have like 5 more tabs of reddit open.
>>70409517
>Meryn Trant? The greatest swordsman who ever lived, killed by Meryn fucking Trant?
Is he alive, /tv/?
>>70409517
You want the intricately plotted fantasy megaseries, but you need the Sand Sneks.
>>70409616
Bretty good summary anon
>>70409814Yara
Why are literally all the former great houses fucked?
>House Arryn is being controlled by Littlefinger
>House Baratheon pretty much exctinct at this poitn
>House Stark betrayed by House Bolton, most Starks already dead
>House Tully was exiled, but at least they're trying to take Riverrun back
>House Greyjoy now being run by a lunatic
>House Lannister was destabilized with Twyin's death
>House Martell extinct
>House Tyrell has both of their heirs locked up in a dungeon cell
I hope this means we'll get some focus on the minor houses from now on.
just marathoned the previous episodes today because busy with work and i noticed that tyrion has no witty dialogues no more its all i le drink xDDD drinking game lads!
wtf happened?
>>70409517
>*Smacks adolescent wife on the ass*
>They're laughing at us, all over the Riverlands, right down to King's Landing, they're laughing at us, I HEAR IT IN MY SLEEP
>>70409838
see >>70409627
>Ramsay (Iwan Rheon) surprises his audience
>>70409627
>Euron reveals himself
What does it mean?
>>70409517
Entirety of The Spice King and Karl Tanner
>>70409745
The show is written for retards who hopped on the bandwagon after S3
>>70409831
nigga i have askreddit, gonewild, reactiongifs, videos, asoiaf, gameofthrones AND freefolk open
>>70409836
I think his greentext was in the books.
any leaks yet?
>>70409880
>gonewild
Im more of an altgonewild lover myself
>>70409807
Just because you like Hardhome (The most normie tier episode) doesn't mean that everyone who doesn't think it is all great is redddit. Infact isn't it mainly plebbitors that think it is a good episode? It was mediocre
>yfw Loras fights the mountain as trial by combat for Cersei
Just think about Lyanna Stark, who seemed to be friends with Willis (because I refuse to call him Hodor from now on), coming back home after riding her horse all morning. When she comes back, she finds out that her friend can only say one word: “Hodor”
Just imagine Lyanna trying to communicate with him and failing, and then, hearing the rest of the idiotic lords making fun of him, calling him by the only word he can say, casting him aside, making him do stupid errands because the kid “went mad one day” and started shouting “Hold the door”.
Imagine that Robert Baratheon, was the one that made most jokes … The worst jokes. Imagine Lyanna comforting Willis in Harrenhall after Robert had said something that was just too much. Imagine Rhaegar Targaryen (who Barristan Selmy said was good and kind, and cared about orphans and poor peasants), walking towards them and making Willis laugh.
Imagine Lyanna asking for Willis’ help in order to escape with Rhaegar, and Willis never sees her again. Some time later, Willis hears that his friend died, and Ned Stark comes back with Jon. Jon grows up, and everybody says just how much he looks like Ned. But Willis doesn’t think so … Willis thinks that Jon looks more like his friend, and that prince that once helped him. And he can’t say anything … Because as much as Willis tries, Jon will only hear “Hodor”
>>70409874
See >>70409613
He steals the Horn of Joramun from Sam or the Citadel and blows it from atop the Hightower, destroying the wall.
>>70409787
Hello Mr. MGTOW.
>for some cunt nobody cares about
Except that she's a major character in the North, having claim to the Stark lands. 3 Houses wanted to marry her to get to those lands.
>few male characters left
L M A O
>>70409803
>he's directing the scene where the wall comes down
>>70409848
It's not like Arryn was doing anything besides jack shit the majority of their existence. To be honest they have it the best at the moment.
>>70409928
Wasn't it confirmed that the ending of 'The Door' was the only White Walker scene this season?
>>70409584
The one-on-one speeches are real tedious, having 2 or 3 of them would've been enough, not fucking 7 or whatever number we're at now
>>70409590
>absolute slaughter of a mere couple hundred Night's Watchmen in a position with shit defenses
>better than Hardhome
No
>>70409718
Who cares. he still sounds like a fag.
This graph explains everything of why the show is bad.
>>70409752
HOL UP
> smacks lips
ARE YOUS SAYIN ARYA IS THE BATSMAN
>grape drink
>THAT SHIT CRAY
>>70409897
I believe this will happen.
https://youtu.be/Xb371frdQRw
>>70409967
But I like his banter.
>>70409870
the fuck does that mean?
>>70409447
Roose
Love him or hate him, when he took that knife to the heart and his lip was quivering, that was a satisfying fuckin death
>>70409627
>Written by David Benioff and D.B. Weiss
>>70409907
>he thinks Horn of Joramun is real
Wew lad.
Have you praised our Lord Garth Greenhand today?
>>70409690
Pretty sure he banged the Myrcella actress. He's a complete Chad in interviews.
>>70409960
i wouldn't put it past the spaniard to omit it on purpose, he's done it with other details (summer dying)
>>70410002
It has better ratings now?
>Brienne going to Riverrun
>Jaime going to Riverrun
>Mention of Brotherhood Without Banners
IS IT HAPPENING?
LADY STONEHEART?
>>70409891
Don't think we're getting any more new leaks.
>>70409905
>implying Lyanna didn't ride Hodor's giant cock in the stables when no one was watching because she knew he couldn't tell anyone.
THE OFFICIAL TIER LIST OF GAME OF THRONES MEN
Top-tier
>Tywin Lannister
>Petyr "Littlefinger" Baelish
>Sandor Clegane
>Stannis Baratheon
>Roose Bolton
High-tier
>Khal Drogo
>Davos Seaworth
>Theon Greyjoy
>Jorah Mormont
>Robb Stark
Good-tier
>Robert Baratheon
>Jaime Lannister
>Barristan Selmy
>Eddard "Ned" Stark
>Brynden "Blackfish" Tully
>Jon Snow
>Tyrion Lannister
>Jon "Greatjon" Umber
>Benjen Stark
>Varys
>Alliser Thorne
OK-tier
>Randyll Tarly
>Aemon Targaryen
>Tormund Giantsbane
>Bran Stark
>Mance Rayder
>Thoros of Myr
>Bronn
>Oberyn Martell
>Euron Greyjoy
>Gendry
>Karl Tanner
>Eddison Tollett
>Loras Tyrell
>Hodor
>Ramsay Bolton
>Renly Baratheon
>Grenn
>Pyp
Meh-tier
>Walder Frey
>Edmure Tully
>Podrick
>Grey Worm
>Joffrey Baratheon
>Gregor Clegane
>Samwell Tarly
>Qyburn
>High Sparrow
>Tommen Baratheon
>Lancel Lannister
Meme-tier
>Mace "Macefags" Tyrell
>Jaqen "Valar Morghulis" H'ghar
>"Too old"
>Ink mouth wizard
> ( farts )
Shit-tier
>Janos Slynt
>Robin "Sweetrobin" Arryn
>Olly
>Qarth nigger
>>70409822
'Stfu she's a strong woman now she doesnt need littlefinger & vale army and she already has jon on her side!!!'
EPISODE JUST LEAKED
>>70410041
No Stoneheart. GRRM confirmed it. Also they fucked up Riverrun
>Jaime wants to burn it down
>Brienne doesn't
>Jaime sends in his army to take Riverrun
>Blackfish is killed offscreen
>>70410041
No. They've literally said that she was cut. Instead you'll getresurrected, wolf head Robb.
>>70410072
proofs?
>>70409796
You missed the ''WINE''
>>70410072
I'm downloading it now, 50%, will update soon
>>70410072
didn't check, i remain unrused.
>>70410017
>gets stabbed
>makes a dying face
>dies
That's not satisfying or done well. What would have been satisfying is if there was actual build up to his dead. Roose was written out of the story because there wasn't time for him, so he was killed by Ramsay. There's only enough room for one main villian in the north and more show watchers care about Ramsay because he's been given more screen time and he's more outwardly a prick.
>>70409718
If anything, I bet he's received more arsefuckings than me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvZ39cdq5Bs
SOMEONE FUCKING TRANSLATE
>>70409591
we all knew arya would grow up to be ugly. jesus christ look at her.
>>70409616
god bless desu
>>70409591
Rickon looks older than Bran in that pic, kek.
>>70409823
So Ashara danced with ... her brother(?), Oberyn, JonCon, and Ned?
>>70409517
French sleeves
welp I guess it's time to abandon thread until monday so I don't get spoiled
see you nerds then
>>70409838
99.99999% yes
I CAN HEAR THEM IN MY SLEEP!
Now that Roose is dead, can we all agree that this is one of the top 5 actors remaining on the show?
5. NCW
4. Essie Davis (fake Cersei- mom from Babadook)
3. Alfie
2. WALDER MOTHERFUCKING FREY
1. Jonathan Pryce ( High Sparrow and God-tier cuck from Glengarry Glen Ross)
So objectively, no one could argue against this list, right? It's impossible to argue. One two-minute scene with this curmudgeonly old pederast is the best thing that's happened in this show all season. At least until McShane and Mccann show up on Sunday, I honestly don't see how anyone not trolling can dispute the fact that these are the five best actors on the show.
Fight me irl and I will mash you like Orson does beetles.
>>70410012
Brienne turned Stannis over to Ramsay to be tortured for his shadow magic.
>>70410034
The walking dead audience caught on. Therefore the show had to be written for retards.
>>70410203
Yes, absolutely based
>>70409823
Harrenhall looks like something straight out of Dark Souls.
>>70409386
>>70409848
>>House Baratheon pretty much exctinct at this poitn
Storms End and the stormlands are a non entity in the show anyway
>>70409823
Lyanna confirmed for Rhaegar groupy
Bitches love harp players
Tarla Tarly nude scene WHEN
>>70409386
If i chain you up would you die?
>>70410107
beats anything else thee show has done in years
>>70410246
>>70410100
bait fag. It ain't leaked
>>70409510
They won't.
The best the rest of the Umbers can hope for is that Jon will just chop off their heads.
Can't even hope that Smalljon's sisters will be forced to marry Wildlings who'd rule Last Hearth through marriage
>>70410002
How is GoT so well known though? It seems to be fucking everywhere, but there are many more shows (even on cable) that get more viewers than GoT, that don't have near the amount of attention.
I mean I guess it doesn't count non-HBO subs who pirate the show, but still seems lower than I thought it was.
Anyone have that one fanfic with the valyrian steel arakh? need a good giggle
>>70409439
Apart from looking snazzy?
>>70410203
>McCann returns
>>70410342
>there are many more shows (even on cable) that get more viewers than GoT
The only thing on cable that got more views than GoT last week were the NBA playoffs.
>>70409490
Cholesterol happens as a result of a heart attack, in an attempt to get the blood flowing. It is not the cause.
My post has no point and I should end myself.
>>70410057
>Theon Greyjoy
>man
>>70409517
>I've always been a terrible priest. Drank too much rum. Fucked all the whores in King's Landing. It's a terrible thing to say, but, by the time I came to Westeros, I didn't believe in our Lord. I decided that He, that all the gods, were stories we told the children to make them behave. So I wore the robes, and every now and then, I'd recite the prayers. It was just for show. A spectacle for the locals. Until the Mountain drove a lance through this one's heart.
>I knelt beside his cold body, and said the old words. Not because I believed in them, but he was my friend and he was dead and they were the only words I knew. And for the first time in my life, the Lord replied. Beric's eyes opened. And I knew the truth: our God is the One True God, and all men must serve Him.
>>70410041
What possible purpose could LSH have in the show now? We have 20 episodes total left of GoT, there is way too much plot resolving to do for the main story to waste time on a character like LSH.
LSH would have made sense if they introduced her at the end of the S3 finale, or sometime in S4, but as of right now it's just not going to happen.
>>70409517
>bad poussay
>>70410389
I think he is saying in general no need to get so defensive.
>>70410406
Because he has no benis :DDDDD
>>70410110
> that anime figure
>>70410409
Terrible "D&Dified" dialogue.
“My master said you were a sot and a fraud, as bad a priest as there ever was.”
“That was unkind.” Thoros chuckled. “True, but unkind. Who was this master of yours? Did I know you, boy?”
“I was ‘prenticed to the master armorer Tobho Mott, on the Street of Steel. You used to buy your swords from him.”
“Just so. He charged me twice what they were worth, then scolded me for setting them afire.” Thoros laughed. “Your master had it right. I was no very holy priest. I was born youngest of eight, so my father gave me over to the Red Temple, but it was not the path I would have chosen. I prayed the prayers and I spoke the spells, but I would also lead raids on the kitchens, and from time to time they found girls in my bed. Such wicked girls, I never knew how they got there.
“I had a gift for tongues, though. And when I gazed into the flames, well, from time to time I saw things. Even so, I was more bother than I was worth, so they sent me finally to King’s Landing to bring the Lord’s light to seven-besotted Westeros. King Aerys so loved fire it was thought he might make a convert. Alas, his pyromancers knew better tricks than I did.
“King Robert was fond of me, though, The first time I rode into a melee with a flaming sword, Kevan Lannister’s horse reared and threw him and His Grace laughed so hard I thought he might rupture.” The red priest smiled at the memory. “It was no way to treat a blade, though, your master had the right of that too.”
>>70410057
>jorah high tier
>theon not top tier
dont even need to read the rest u fuck
>>70410409
>>70410467
“That’s thrice I have died at the hands of House Clegane. You would think that I might have learned...”
It was a jest, Arya knew, but Thoros did not laugh. He put a hand on Lord Beric’s shoulder. “Best not to dwell on it.”
“Can I dwell on what I scarce remember? I held a castle on the Marches once, and there was a woman I was pledged to marry, but I could not find that castle today, nor tell you the color of that woman’s hair. Who knighted me, old friend? What were my favorite foods? It all fades. Sometimes I think I was born on the bloody grass in that grove of ash, with the taste of fire in my mouth and a hole in my chest. Are you my mother, Thoros?”
Arya stared at the Myrish priest, all shaggy hair and pink rags and bits of old armor. Grey stubble covered his cheeks and the sagging skin beneath his chin. He did not look much like the wizards in Old Nan’s stories, but even so...
“Could you bring back a man without a head?” Arya asked. “Just the once, not six times. Could you?”
“I have no magic, child. Only prayers. That first time, his lordship had a hole right through him and blood in his mouth, I knew there was no hope. So when his poor torn chest stopped moving, I gave him the good god’s own kiss to send him on his way. I filled my mouth with fire and breathed the flames inside him, down his throat to lungs and heart and soul. The last kiss it is called, and many a time I saw the old priests bestow it on the Lord’s servants as they died. I had given it a time or two myself, as all priests must. But never before had I felt a dead man shudder as the fire filled him, nor seen his eyes come open. It was not me who raised him, my lady. It was the Lord. R’hllor is not done with him yet. Life is warmth, and warmth is fire, and fire is God’s and God’s alone.”
Arya felt tears well in her eyes. Thoros used a lot of words, but all they meant was no, that much she understood.
>>70409517
Because you have no cock XDDDD
>>70410480
Bullshit, why would she marry him if he didn't?
>>70409411
Thought exactly the same thing until I enlarged the picture.
>>70410110
Nigga, I fucking clarified in the last thread: he ain't saying things that you couldn't find on the teasers or reddit
>Análisis del teaser
What the fuck does that sound to you? That's literally 24 minutes of retelling the fucking teaser
Will he ever recover?
>>70410480
>marrying a child for political reasons
wew what are the odds
>>70410480
>>70410335
After all these shitposts, finally, I have become Game of Thrones.
>>70409517
Do you want the truth? The horrible truth? I don't even remember what she looked like.
>>70410593
>>70410467
>>70410492
Thy're different enough, it's not a bad line, and it's concise enough to give Thoros' position on his renewed faith and feelings of righteousness as a part of Beric's band in a 50 min long show to contrast his later depression under LSH.
>>70409517
>You want to know the horrible truth? I can't even remember what she looked like. I only know she was the one thing I ever wanted. Someone took her away from me, and Seven Kingdoms couldn't fill the hole she left behind.
>>70410634
Looks like we have a true detective here
>>70409897
>yfw Loras fights the mountain as trial by combat for Cersei
It will obviously be Tommen for the tragic Iron Knee
>>70409386
Well he didn't kneel. Very unnortheren. We'll see. I doubt it too though.
>tfw gendry is fucking his sister and making horseshoes and hoes
>tfw gendry won the game of thrones
>>70410681
>>70410667
>tfw all those people-in-a-room scenes in s1 were made because the creators reached their budget but needed an extra 10min onto each episode, then they became the norm as the budget inequality grew larger and larger until every scene was people-in-a-room aside from one dragon scene
>>70410709
>mountain killing Tommen
but thats not possible
mountains entire purpose is to protect tommen
So why didn't Karstark just kill Ramsay and rule over the land? He just witnessed a kinslaying and there would be no reason at all to let a Bolton rule
>>70409386
How are they traitors? The lawful Lords Paramount of the North are the Boltons. The Starks are the traitors as was decided by their defeat in the War of Five Kings.
Quite the opposite - the Umbers are loyal vassals.
>There are many outlaws, just as there are many whores. A blonde whore and a red-haired whore both have tits, but they are not the same. Outlaws are like ravening hounds, not rebels. They are men driven by greed and caring only for themselves. Broken men are more deserving of our pity but they are just as dangerous. They are poor, simple folk who have never known what it is to lie down with a good whore. They head off to war with nothing but a sharpened hoe and the cock between their legs. All men must die or pay the Iron Price, even the broken ones. They've heard the stories but they've not seen the wars.
>For some, that war is the only one. Men kill each other. They are wounded. They lose their Lord's banner. They do not eat nor do they know where they are going or who they are fighting. If they are lucky, they will find a good whore in the camps. Men are rarely lucky and they must steal from the dead and the living and everyone.
>Then, another war. Another battle. No more whores. The man pisses his britches and breaks. He turns and runs. He is a broken man.
>Beware the broken men. All men must die. All men must serve. Even those who broke.
If your waifu doesn't appear on this list,you have to go back.
3rd time watching through GoT. Finally got the wife to watch it. Just started season 3. She really loves Robb and Talisa. Has no idea about the Red Wedding. This gonna be good guys.
>>70410766
>mountains entire purpose is to protect tommen
No, his purpose (atm) is to protect Cersei.
>>70410802
Brannis is the ultimate combo.
I'd post the r34 but it's not allowed.
>>70410766
>not serving cersei
Wew lad
>>70410480
Uh, wasn't this established back in season 2? Literally one of Margery's first scenes.
>I don't want to be Queen. I want to be THE Queen
>>70410774
the north remembers faggot
stark + snow + manderly + baratheon + wildlings = kill botlons
after cersei burns down kings landing will storms end become the new seat of power in westeros?
>bran the builder
>>70410872
>baratheon
why are you talking about an extinct house?
Why does knowing a place better somehow completely get rid of number advantage or logic?
Freys have more men but Blackfish knowing Riverrun better lets him get it.
Ramsay, Karstarks and Umbers have larger numbers, but Jon knows Winterfell better so according to Smalljon he could roll over the North with the Wildlings
Stannis has thousands of men, but Ramsay and 20 good men know the North better so they can burn all his supplies, siege weapons and a shitload of horses
What the fuck? why is knowing something better D&D's shorthand and excuse for beating the enemy?
>>70410821
what does she think of daenerys
>>70410897
melisandre is a honorary baratheon desu
>>70409907
Nah. Bran will bring down the Wall when he passes through it with the mark of the Night's King on his wrist.
>>70410897
>>70410467
GRRM wrote the episode.
>>70410774
Then why didn't he knee or swear oaths to Roose or Ramsay?
checkmate Umbershit
>>70410917
It'll be Euron in the books, but yeah you're probably right for the show.
>>70410821
Nice, me and my wifes son just finished the red wedding scene! He was shocked to say the least!
>>70410897
>the kings last name
What is it again?
>>70410904
because they're hacks
stop beating yourself up over it, the show is shit the producers and writers are shit, and the fans are shit
>>70410897
Bath boys errywhere
>>70410904
You don't understand. Ramsay had 20 good men. 20 good men can destroy an army of thousands.
Stannis was a leader of men.
Ramsay is a leader of leaders.
>>70410904
Knowing the ins and outs of a castle is useful but it wouldn't win you battles. Ramsay had also never went near Winterfell until he got married. So he doesn't even know the land. Also since there a massive blizzard how did he know where Stannis was?
>>70409690
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHEQG7Fu0ck
>>70409847
>>70409814Sansa
>>70409386
>Your father was Akunt
Did Smalljon know Roose Bolton at a time when he went by Akunt Bolton? Is Ramsay's real father named Akunt?
>>70410980
KNOWING THE INNS OF A CASTLE IS GOOD FOR KNOWING WHICH WHORES TO FUCK IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
>Daily reminder that Stannis took the title of "best swordsman" after he survived on the frontline vs a cavalry charge
Serpentine Rickon! SERPENTINE!!!
You walk into a restaurant and THIS guy cooks your meal. What do you do?
Is Hobb the most based character on game of thrones?
>>70410057
Nearly everyone in good tier is literally high tier though
>>70410821
That's really nice Anon! My wife doesn't have any interest in Game of Thrones, however her son does so the two of us usually watch it together
>>70411059
Compliment his meal because he's Based 3 finger Hobb.
>In the forests south of Yeen, there are said to be apes that dwarf the largest of giants, so powerful they can slay elephants with a single blow.
>We will never see Drogon, Viserion, and Rhaegal battle King Kong.
GODDAMNIT, IT'S NOT FAIR!!!
>>70410947
You mean the bastard king that dies this season?
>>70410057
Roose and the beta cuck faggot Littlefinger do not belong in top tier.
There are 3 top tier men in this shit series.
Tywin.
Stannis.
Sandor.
Everyone else is fucking shit. Theon gets a good mention as runner up and having some fucking development, but all the other characters can kiss my ass.
>>70411095
>ywn see the knights of Westeros fights the raptors of ibben
>>70410993
God, that accent is awful
>>70410017
>that look of utter shock, horror, and despair in his eyes
>>70411095
Thats a big monkey
>>70411095
This is stupid. GRRM says his dragons have two legs because it's more biologically realistic. What's his fucking excuse for writing King Kong into his world? How is an ape that big scientifically realistic?
>>70411115
>beta cuck faggot Littlefinger
Someone sure is fucking jealous faggot Geez
>>70411146
fuck you
>>70411168
Because its fugging cool
>>70410993
>favourite scenes were with highgarden
Yeah I bet.
>>70409433
wow you're fucking dumb
>>70410057
Olly did nothing wrong, wildlings killed his parent and Jon "i'm a huge faggot" snow let the savages past the wall.
He did the right thing, stabbed him right in the heart.
>>70409897
I believe in the cleganebowl.
>>70410057
Hype Sparrow is waaay higher obviously.
Tywin isn't top, even died.
Jorah is lower, the fuck he even ever does?
Blackfish, Varys and Tyrion at least one higher.
>>70410759
>Tfw these scenes were probably the greatest out of all the seasons.
so how pissed will people be if Clegane bowl doesnt happen?
>>70411059
Imagine sending food back to this guy if it wasn't cooked the way you wanted.
>>70409627
>June 26: “The Winds of Winter”: A queen comes forth. Euron (Pilou Asbæk) reveals himself. Brienne (Gwendoline Christie) meets a friend turned foe. King’s Landing awaits justice. The Night’s Watch gathers. Written by David Benioff and D.B. Weiss; directed by Miguel Sapochnik
Its obvious the foe its talking about is ladystoneheart.Brienne was friends with caytlen stark now ladystoneheart is going to hang her and podrick
>but grrm confirmed shes not on the show
Come on guys just like how they said jon snow wasnt coming back or the hound wasnt coming back
>>70411296
>if
It's not happening. Neither is LSH. Or Queenindanorf.
It's going to be great.
>>70411329
>Its obvious the foe its talking about is ladystoneheart
Nah, it's Jaime
>>70411329
You're fucking retarded.
>>70409517
>"First one to talk gets to stay on my council"
>"A lot of loyalty for a silent guard"
>"Banefort?"
>>70410119
She's the most fuckable. She's interesting.
>>70411329
I really hope you're baiting.
I really hope no one is that retarded.
>>70411329
>>70411377
This you're fucking retarded
>>70409581
The boltons recreate their sigil at least 3 times a season, are they silly?
