UNSCHEDULED OFFWORLD ACTIVATION
>>70398717
>CHEVRON 1 ENCODED
>>70398890
FUCK YOU RETARD, YOU ARE REDDIT.
>>70398890
This guy is getting on my nerves with this shit.
>>70399005
chevron 2 is lit up
GOOLD?
I like how the cast has excellent chemistry on screen except Teal'C, who's always autisticly serious and overactting in every episode. It's funny how he writes a lot of episodes too, I imagine the crew hanging around and having a good time backstage, with Teal'C actor sitting in a van writing his own fan fic into the next episode
>>70399362
But Teal'c is the best.Jonas was great. Fuck Danyell
>>70399990
>>70399362
Wasn't he supposed to be like that though?
>It's a let'skill off the doctorto boost ratings episode
>>70399210
then his work is paying off. just ignore it
>>70399362
Literally false, Christopher Judge was a huge prankster on set of filming and would always fuck around with everyone for fun.
>>70399362
>not liking based teal'c
he has some of the best chemistry with jack. his character is autistic but that's just his character
>>70400083
yes he was, that other dude is just autistic
>>70400105
>it's a lets kill the doctor and then regret doing so and bring them back as a clone episode
>>70398890
nigger please
>>70398717
O'NEILL?
>>70399362
Judge & Shanks were thick as thieves, I bet whenever they hit the clubs together they absolutely crushed all the pussy.
>>70400200
She was from an alternate reality, not a clone.
>>70400328
Refering to Carson from Atlantis famalam.
>>70400309
Shanks really got shredded in the later seasons. Funny considering how his character started as weak geek scientist.
>>70400200
I fucking hate this kind of retconning.
>>70400396
If only I could find the "first season - later seasons" picture.
>>70400396
>>70400489
I really loved the first seasons of SG1, really great military/scifi with humor. It kinda got bad towards the end but it's still fun. Atlantis was bad, but it had likable characters. Universe was just depressing
>>70400529
And I just found it myself.
Beat me to it I guess.
>>70400388
Ah, cheers m8.
I'm a heretic that couldn't ever get into Atlantis.
>>70400529
Gotta say though, Anubis ended up really disappointing.
>>70400396
>>70400567
same here
>>70400567
Stargate threads are a weekly thing so you best start a Stargate folder.
>>70400550
>Universe was just depressing
I don't mind Universe being different and borrowing too much from BSG, but holy fuck, why did they keep retconning every single meaningful moment
>kill off Eli's waifu
>jk lol her consciousness is actually still around somehow!
Just fuck my series up.
>it's a space pirates manage to build shields capable of withstanding Asguard death rays episode
fuck SGU
fuck lucian alliance
fuck hippie nox
fuck autistic tollans
fuck emmerfaggot
fuck same woods every episode
fuck infinitely retarded power progression
fuck dumbing down ancients ad nauseam
fuck michael
fuck much people teyla
fuck deus ex machina off scene ori destruction
fuck hurrr next goold is bigggerest baddesserest goold of all ever repetitive trope
fuck asgards dying
>The third SG1 movie "Stargate: Revolution" would have been about the Stargate program finally being revealed to the world
>The Atlantis movie "Stargate: Extinction" would have been about a ticking clock mission to get Atlantis back to Pegasus because the ancients set it to self destruct if it was out of Pegasus for too long
>Mallozzi and Mullie still held out hope that they could do the movies even after all the sets were destroyed, hoping they could go without for the most part and use CGI where necessary
it's not fucking fair
>>70401137
>Jack has a kid off there somewhere because a grill wanted the D
Said grill was cute though.
>>70401188
You sure she got pregorino tho?
>>70401321
It's been years since I watched that episode butI'd like to believe so
>>70400828
The communication stones and the "I learned something today" Grey's Anatomy musical montage every episode were the parts that made it suck IMO.
>>70401137
>fuck deus ex machina off scene ori destruction
Better than the wizard battle in AoT.
>>70401365
seeing that 'we have to fix whatever' meme posted 500 times a day really soured the series too for some reason
>>70398717
SHIT NIGGA OPEN IT UP THERE'S A CHANCE IT MIGHT BE VALA
So I'm right that the show definitely jumped the shark after the Goauld were beaten by introducing an even more obvious atheistic masturbatory fantasy of villains in the ori?
I always thought the show should have ended after the goauld. Or maybe focused less on villainous aliens, and more on the effects of the stargate program on the world.
Like introducing stargate to the general public, that would cause quite a lot of interesting stories.
>>70401468
twintails Vala is best stargate waifu
>>70401536
Dude I thought it just got better with the Ori, they seemed unbeatable, Baccarin was a great villain in that I fucking hated her smug face, and Crichton and Sun from Farscape came to just make it fucking perfect.
>>70400260
ayy lmao
>>70401468
>>70401583
>yfw when it's just Aeryn
>>70401583
you'll get no argument from me!
>>70401679
fight me you farbot piece of dren
>>70400260
post the finger pic pls
stargate a shit
![Farscape1x07c[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/6bQ6QPE.jpg "Farscape1x07c[1].png")
>>70401728
Aeryn is the worst girl in farscape.
Power Rankings for Farscape girls:
1. The two episode blond peacekeeper engineer.
2. Chiana
3. other blue chick
4. Every other girl
5. Aeryn
>>70401799
I fucking loved farscape
>>70401536
time for villain power ranking
Baal > Baal > Baal > Baal > NID/Trust > Replicators > Apophis > Anubis > Heru-ur and other random Goa'ulds > Ori > Wraith (except Todd) > Human-form Replicators > Michael
>>70401911
>1. The two episode blond peacekeeper engineer.
More like 4
>>70401799
sparky starting shit again!
>>70401911
1. Aeryn
2. The blonde chick
3. Sikozu
4. Chianna etc
YOU STUPID NIGGER
I don't think I've ever seen a stargate thread not devolve into farscape posting.
Actually, they wouldn't be too incompatible for a crossover.
>>70402044
I sure hope we can... keep the peace
>>70402044
The fact that both have a big center piece of wormhole travel would make it kinda funny.
>Moya travels through a wormhole w/ the whole crew
>they come out of a supergate in the middle of a battle between the Ori and Tau'ri hoomans
>>70402148
Scorpy and Harvey would have made much better villains than the silly Ori.
>>70402263
The Ori wouldn't be that bad if it didn't tie into all that Arthurian legend stuff and their renaissance fair planets.
>>70402373
>their renaissance fair planets.
Those episodes were so cringey.
How come the Stargate team always carries pussy ass SMGs and not shit like M4s or FALs?
How come they didn't reverse engineer that Kull Warrior suit for their soldiers?
Wouldn't the Gou'ald staffs serve as a great point defense system with nearly infinite energy in each one?
>>70402373
>>70402510
SG1 & SGA: It's a Renaissance Fair episode! Again!
>>70402524
The staffs weren't used because they weren't practical. Part of the human motif in sg is that humans were practical, versus the stagnant and ceremonial goauld.
>>70400215
>jax teller death scene in pic
Teal'c doesn't share ice cream
>>70402524
obligatory scene:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjlCVW_ouL8
Reminder that Vala rode Daniel like a wild stallion for 50 years on the Odyssey.
Then it got retconned.
aaayyyyyy
>>70402524
>How come the Stargate team always carries pussy ass SMGs and not shit like M4s or FALs?
>How come they didn't reverse engineer that Kull Warrior suit for their soldiers?
It would be hard to get away with calling yourselves peaceful explorers if you came out of the gate looking like pic related. Probably easier to use smaller guns inside tombs and ships and stuff too maybe.
>>70402524
>>70402524
P90's are PDWs not SMGs you faggot
>>70402524
Why have they never got Harlan to share his tech and create a robot army?
>>70402524
Even the Mighty Teal'c submited to the power of the Dual P90
>>70401749
FUCK YOU YOU ED-209 BUILDING MOTHAFUCKA, ITS SUPREME COMMANDER!!!!!
>>70402993
WE SOLIDUS NOW
>>70402993
I enjoyed it when he'd use a shotgun
Finally decided to go through Stargate Atlantis.
Halfway into S4 now and I gotta say it's really not bad. Sure, it's no SG1, but it's still a comfy watch.
A lot of people, like myself, never bothered with it, seeing it as inferior SG1. But try it, you might get surprised.
>>70402524
Because sg1 were explorers, some of the other sg teams were armed to the teeth.
>>70401456
you have to admit parts of it were pure kino though
>>70403290
Agreed 100%. It's enjoyable.
>>70403290
I was just disappointed they didn't do better and more with the Wraith, but it's pretty comfy idd.
>>70403290
Michael plot leads nowhere. What a wasted character. And the battle of Asuras was pants on heads retarded, they should have all died there.
>>70403307
This
>>70403290
The Siege is probably my favorite Stargate finale.
Too bad it gets bogged down with all the Michael and Keyla stuff
>>70403307
That Stargate Command retooling idea was such a missed opportunity. I would've liked to have seen more of the other sg teams and some of the specialty teams they hinted at throughout the show.
>>70399362
Really idiotic opinion, shows that your a young kid. The trio excluding Richard was very tight, you can really see it in the behind the scenes specials. Richards was beloved too, but he was more like the older elderly funny guy on set.
>>70403559
Was I the only one that was hyped to get a Russian in SG-1?
>>70403290
Yeah it's good.
Whats your favorite secondary race?
I am going with the SGA Vanir.
>>70401456
>>70403721
There is only one race
>>70403602
I was more hyped for the Russians getting their own Daedalus class ship.Which they then immediately blew up.
>>70403721
>The Vanir saw the Ascended Asgard Ran as their one hope to continue their race. As Ran had Ascended before the degradation began, the Vanir believed that a combination of uncorrupted eggs and their damaged genetic material would allow them to create a new generation and continue their race. The Vanir Dis stated that they felt later generations could judge their immoral actions but they felt it necessary to ensure there would be later generations.
Must have red some of The Turner Diaries.
>>70403832
Yeah Russian uniform is like a red shirt in Stargate. I think the Russian Colonel even complained at one point that no Russian ever survives with SG-1
>>70403359
would a movie about this kino be called kino kino?
>been so long since I watched the original series I don't remember jack shit
>realize I can enjoy through it once again
that fucking feel boys we made it
>>70403559
The Stargate universe (non-proper noun) is big enough for another series. Like you said, just follow another SG team. Maybe one stationed out of the alpha site or something just so you don't expect run-ins with existing SG1 characters or end up retconning shit.
>>70403602
I'd watch a whole Russian SG team series.
>>70404007
I'm on season 4 anon
>>70404035
Forget that.
Just make Teal'C PI already.
>>70404007
I'd kill for targeted, selective brain damage a la Eternal Sunshine to re-watch series I love for the first time again.
>>70404035
>russian SG series
>it turns into a live action version of x-com
>>70404390
I always wanted a Stargate-themed X-Com game.
It's literally the perfect setting for it, with teams going out recovering alien technology.
>>70404494
Thanks for reminding me we never got an awesome game out Stargate.
>>70401365
Hey guys let's fix the Galactica
>>70404007
I think I have about a year to go before I get that feel again
Saw an episode on Pick in the UK last week and put myself back about 2 months
>>70401365
>were the parts that made it suck IMO.
What parts made it not suck?
I can't think of anything.
>>70403290
They leaned so hard into copying SG1 plotlines that it went past feeling lazy and wrapped around to being amazing.
Anyone else bothered that Carter misrepresented Schrödinger's Cat?
Someone who can blow up a sun should really know better.
SG threads always feel off on /tv/.
Nobody is hating and fighting, everyone loves the comfy feel of SG. We should respect this series for bringing us together like that.
>>70405447
>Anyone else bothered that Carter misrepresented Schrödinger's Cat?
No
>>70405231
It's worth watching for Herr Rush alone.
>>70405583
But they got it completely backwards!
It's not like subspace magic stuff no one cares about.
>>70405648
Rush screaming at everyone stops being entertaining very quickly.
>>70405737
Doesn't she say that you put a cat in a box with a radioactive substance and poison and that as long as one cannot observe exactly what happens the cat is both alive and dead?
That's literally the same shit I've heard popsci tier scientists like Michio Bukakke and Neil DeGrease Tyrese spout on TV.
>>70402524
Because ity was a PG-14 show. Any other powerful weapon would of needed more gore results, a big no-no
>>70405832
The problem isn't how she explained the experiment but that she presents it as something that supports collapsing of the wave function stuff, even though the point of it is to show how ridiculous that is.
Is he the true unsung hero of Stargate?
Alway there, always ready to report an unscheduled offworld activation and to close the iris.
>>70401911
China is worse than shit tier farscapefu
>>70405905
They did use some pretty big guns.
Ever enemy soldier always had anti-gore armor anyway
>>70406171
That's not Master Sergeant Sylvester "Sly" Siler
>>70401142
>these were cancelled when the bottom fell out of the DVD market
Was there a huge direct to DVD market in the mid 2000s that I was unaware of? It was cool the movies happened, but it always confused me how they made financial sense.
>Tell me your secrets aliums
>>70406281
>Hammond: How long until we can get the gate functional again?
>Siler: 24 hours.
>Hammond: You've got 12.
>Siler: No sir, that's not how it works. It'll be 24 hours.
>Hammond: Oh, okay.
Absolutely based.
>>70405478
Fuck you.
>>70406171
>>70406281
That's too close to call
>>70405478
>implying
That's only the Farscape threads.
>>70406614
I don't think I've ever seen a Farscape thread here with more than a dozen posts.
>>70406664
just had a 300 post one a few hours ago
>>70406483
>>70406614
Try harder. :3
>>70406664
We literally just had a big one
>>70368717
>>70406171
>>70406281
They both share the MVP slot.
>>70406401
CHA-KA Danel!
Daniel is a qtpie
>>70407188
Shanks is a smug cunt tho.
>>70406992
>>70407077
Tau'ri lies
>>70407251
i think the writers made fun of him when he came back in season 7. I can't remember the episode, but they had some gag about him leaving to explore his potential with stage acting.
post your waifu
bonus points for obscurity
>>70407404
forgot pic
>>70407397
Wasn't that in 100?
>>70407404
freya best waifu
mfw some kek-ass Jaffa near me
>>70402510
the whole Ori saga was balls
>>70407515
I hope by balls you mean bollocks in the Brit sense.
>>70407404
fuck obscurity
>>70407595
nah i meant it was magical, like the dragon balls
>>70407515
I liked the one with the Plague, with Vala's planet, the Jaffa leader, the one Ancient guy appearing again. (Might have been multiple episodes I can't remember)
>>70407626
That's not even the best m.d.
>>70407439
yeah probably, I just remember that happened
>>70407626
Why didn't she receive credits in the title? At least in the early seasons she almost in every episode.
>>70407652
Kek
>>70400309
Senpai google who tealc married. They did
>>70407717
oh there were some good episodes, but the Ori themselves were booooooring, especially compared to someone like Ba'al
>>70407626
agreed Fraser is best waifu
I tried Stargate the other day.
It was so bad. I tried hard guys, I tried.
I couldn't make it past S01E09 of SG-1. Too campy, too little explanation than "dude this tech is like magic lol but yeah I can work it and it never breaks down", I needed a little more technobabble.
That and the retcon of the movie alien being kind of like alien-worm symbiotes/parasites aliens (Guoald or w/e).
I tried guys. I'm sorry. I even like some other 90s camp, but this mid 90s SciFi stuff was just .... it just wasn't my thing.I can mind even season one of Star Trek TNG but man I couldn't stomach s01 SG-1.
>>70407956
thanks for posting?
SGU was spacekino. It wasn't so concerned with WHAT happened as much as how the characters dealt with it. It is truly a shame that the franchise is essentially finished. The best we can hope for is that Emmerich's new ID4 movie bombs hard and MGM doesn't let him ruin almost 20 years of television.
>>70407404
not a good waifu i think, but my god did she awaken my young mind
>>70407978
If you gives you any perspective why people might dislike it.
I don't hate it either. Nor will shitpost. Different strokes for different people and tastes.
>>70408015
why are you posting drag queens?
Hey I wanna get into Stargate. I watched the movie with the Fuccboi Pharaoh and it was ok, how is SG1? I love Star Trek but I hate BSG. Is this a good idea?
>>70408027
>If you gives you any perspective why people might dislike it.
Oh god I can't in to English tonight, I'm sorry.
If it gives you any perspective on why people might dislike it.
There, fixed. Engrish out.
>>70407956
k thanks
>>70408056
yes I think so
>>70408056
It's nothing like the movie.
It's actuallygood
>>70408043
your insolence amuses me
>>70407956
It does get better.
I always skip some episodes in season 1 (like that Mongol episode)
>>70407956
S01 fell a bit flat in comparison to later seasons (but not S08 or S09 which even I didn't like). I won't fault you for that.
You have to have an appreciation for the "delightfully silly", sort of like some anime series, if you'll pardon the comparison.
>>70407404
>>70401365
I understand their usefullness, both practically and from a story telling stand point.
But holy shit did the writers fuck up hard. Literal rape almost every episode... Telling government top top top secrets to random fucking civilians.
I mean wtf.
>>70400488
>when they killed off the doctor 20 times in atlantis
>>70407956
yeah but season 1 has tits.
>>70409556
They would vote Hilldog
>>70407404
Was this piece of shit the most easy to hate character in the show? The Genii were such fucks
>>70409556
I 100% agree it was the writers' fault. It could have been done well but they fucked it up.
From a storytelling standpoint, I get that in order for it not to be wholly encapsulated on the characters on the ship (not a foregone conclusion IMO), they had to have SOMEthing since the whole point was they couldn't establish a wormhole either direction (either for supplies or to go the fuck home).
>raep
They failed to go all-out and have some real consequences for fucking around in somebody else's body. They danced around it at a few points but that was about it.
>>70410293
Actor played the role well
>>70410345
Agreed
That character made me genuinely upset, fuck Joffrey
Oh goody, a Stargate thread
I'm actually nearing the end of Atlantis (8 or so episodes left), already seen SG-1 of course
Is Universe worth watching? I've heard mostly bad things about it, and it only goes for 2 seasons, so I'm hesitant.
>>70410316
>They failed to go all-out and have some real consequences for fucking around in somebody else's body.
It was still a line that made no sense.
If you have a top double/triple secret agent why would you let them talk to their mother or even have a 'wife' and spill those secrets? Shit is beyond retarded. Where is the secrecy. The protection. With the level of security (read lack there of) around the star gate program that shit may as well be public knowledge.
At least SG1 and SGA maintained plausible deniability. Tho SGA walked the line hard with the shear number of people involved.
Vala literally saved the show.
Should have been a main since S1 instead of boring Mary Sue as fuck Carter.
I am sorry but Carter is pure trash
>muh boyfriend
>muh plans that have 0.00001% chance of working but always do
>muh smarts & beauty
>muh morality
>>70410870
Ay ay tits, I mean capton bobbies, I mean yes medam!
>>70401958
you forgot that pusst Baal clone at the end
At
>>70404007
until you start watching it and you start to remember everything
I WILL KILL YOU FOOL
>>70411047
Anon, what the hell?
>>70411160
what
>>70411200
That pic is profoundly disturbing.
>>70400162
LIGHTS
>>70398717
COMPLETE. GLOBAL. SATURATION.
>>70410983
starg-oahte
SG1 AND ATLANTIS RULEZ
>>70411236
>there will never be a dark stargate with no mary sues last second 0.0001% plans working at the end and constant characters you love dying without ever recivering their bodies
>>70398717
Why didn't they just unplug it?
>>70411553
Because it's dialed to a blackhole that could accidentaly the entire universe, fool.
>>70411553
Well, you see sir, the gates are designed in such a way that allows them to be opened from the other side even without power on our end of the connection.
>>70405905
>
Colonel, let me tell you about my sexual organs.
so after continuum, what the fuck happened to all the other goa'uld running around? im talking about them as a species. did the Jaffa lead hunts across the galaxy to kill every last one? did the Tau'ri sanction it?
we know that they were all evil because they had the genetic memories imprinted in on them by their broodmother, and in the cancled MMO they were going to have the goa'uld the players could play as just not have the imprinted memories so they could actually adapt like Ba'al could.
also, i wished that we learned more about the Goa'uld in the show, and had at least one example of one to act as a foil for them other than the Tokk'ra.
also, Atlantis best city/ship-fu
>>70407404
Does this counts as bonus point worthy?
>>70412725
There was one episode in the later seasons there a Goa'uld lady had passive-aggressive compassion and gave her life to save Jonas.snake died and the stupid sexy host lived
>>70407626
JANET IS CUTE
CUUUUUUUUUUUUTE
>>70411392
>It's a Mckay episode
A FUCKING LEAF
>>70412725
>tfw someone caps your post
>Atlantis best city/ship-fu
I like you
>>70413466
The best leaf though. Mckay is the best representation a Canadian could hope for.
>>70401911
>Chiana
you cuck
It's fact that Sikozu is best farscapefu
>>70413298
Ezri was in Stargate? When?
>>70413550
>all those night lights
>no one actually lives there
>>70413646
>implying
>>70412725
Probably what happened according to Stargate Universe. Shit got bad without a galaxic system governing everything.
All the goa'uld probably just tried to have their own system of power before growing old and dying without the sarcophagus.
also
>that picture
That's pretty fucking neat and I never knew that. It really does read like an ancient foregone race giving you greeting from a far far distant past.
The Ancient might not have been perfect but they had heart.
>>70413732
Atlantis s5 e07 'Whispers'
>>70413760
>implying you wouldn't have your face on your flag if you could make your own flag
Also
>every women in his village were short hair blondes
Fucking Rodney.
I really can't wait to see him again in Dark Matter. Something that would be insanely fucking great is if every high position in the galaxy was controlled by a cast member from Stargate.
Like the leader of the army of company X is Teal'C or whatever. That would be so cool.
>>70410782
It is and it isn't. Robert Carlyle's performance alone is fantastic. Depends on what your tolerance for bullshit is. If you're not into it by the conclusion of S01E05 drop it.
>>70410792
This really got me too and I'm glad you pointed it out. Way too lax on secrecy that was a major point of SG1 and Atlantis.
>>70412620
I legitimately kekd.
>>70413391
Kianna was waifu material tho.
>>70398890
KYS
>>70413868
>Only team of women
>Has to be saved by Shepherd when the chips are down
Classic, wish we got more seasons of SGA in the style of season 5, looked weird but I liked it.
>>70410792
>Tho SGA walked the line hard with the shear number of people involved.
That's probably because everyone involved knew how important they were and what they worked on. It's also, to me, the same reason why no one who works in Area 51 ever talks. A lot of people were involved but because everyone knew if shit got out, everyone would be fucked. Multiple alternate realities endlessly confirmed it was a bad idea to ever talk.
But those scientist were given clearance, the shit in SGU was just terrible.
>>70413996
I've been rewatching a bit of Atlantis lately and I honestly think season 5 has become my favourite. There's some really good episodes in there.
>>70398717
There are certain sound effects that I have always loved. From the photon torpedo launching on the original Star Trek series, to the Tardis takeoff and landing.
I love the sound of the SG-1 gate dial out and activation.
>>70414120
I also liked the work Goldsmith was doing with the soundtrack in S5. He was sort of lazy after doing the main themes for the show then all of a sudden got really glorious again in S5 and through SGU.
But sucks immensely that we didn't get to see more of those Frankenstein's monster motherfuckers from Daedalus Variations and more Asgard.
>>70414120
Stargate, like most sci-fi honestly, always gets better the more time they get. Though S4 of Atlantis felt a bit rushed by how quickly they defeated the replicators considering how much of an annoyance they were in three galaxies.
And I still maintain that the final seasons of SG1 were great but are shit on because the show got canceled and didn't have a chance to go where they wanted. Just imagine a season where the Ori were fighting the Replicators. Magic versus fucking robot.
>>70414202
>more Asgard.
That was such a good revelation. I saw it when it aired. I still wish we'd known more about their culture before they destroyed themselves. Seeing them again was so good.
>>70401321
I think she gave birth and her kid was growing rapidly as adults got super old in like days.
>>70401583
say what you want, but i kinda liked FARSGATE while it lasted, I rewatch the whole series now, years and years later and it's maximum comfy time.
>>70411047
just got to give it a bit longer family
>>70402863
LET'S MAKE BABIES RIGHT NOW
>>70414458
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCNDdlCo4rA
>>70403290
It never bothered me how cheap and shitty it was, I loved the characters way too much. Not a fan of Michael & Teyla baybee storyline though, wish they would redone the wraith mythology and I didn't get to see much of evil asgards. Bastards.
>>70414458
I don't think the overall quality went down but Mitchell was just such a lame character. Browder wasn't bad but the writers just had no clue what they were doing with the character, like they were purposefully trying to make him not fit in with the rest of the group but they still tried to keep the same team dynamic as before.
Can someone explain Stargate for me? Wasn't Stargate that shitty Roland Emmerich film about a portal that sends people to Space Egypt or some shit? I hear tons of good things about this show but is it a sequel or does it just use a similar concept or...what?
>>70403444
In the early concepts those fuckers were graceful and thin and cool and mysterious like the old school vampires. How they ended up as crappy boogeymen was unfortunate.
Makeup and prosthetics were shit too.
>>70414721
What's there to explain. Big magic device sends people to another planet and action happens.
Some people watched the movie and went
''holy shit, that's such a good idea, we should make a TV show out of it''
>>70414721
Stargate Sg1 begins a year after the movie ends. Same characters, different actors. Richard Dean Anderson plays Kurt Russel's character and Michael Shanks is James Spader.
Show takes basic lore of the show and expands it into a pretty deep universe. It's a little disappointing that Emmerich plans to retcon the show for his sequels.
>>70403496
also shit replicators storyline and horrible way to get rid of Weir. Unfortunately it was canceled before I could see her "character" more in Fren's body.
I liked Dr Keller though for obvious reasons.
>>70414788
>It's a little disappointing that Emmerich plans to retcon the show for his sequels.
You can't blame the guy though. It's like you work on an equation and someone uses it to solve something and wins the noble prize.
>>70414817
Weir's actress wanted out, so it just had to be done. It just sucks that she seems mysterious when we last saw her and her reveal was disappointing.
>>70414241
I always hated how they committed mass sudoku and instantly leveled Earth up to like Level 10 Prestige. Deserved better than that desu
>>70414661
Tbh the only thing with Mitchell that was noticeable was how much of a cynical dick he was most of the time.
>>70404805
yep. i still remember gorgeous screenshots and artwork for canceled SG games.
seriously fuck MGM
>>70414865
>It's like you work on an equation and someone uses it to solve something and wins the noble prize.
Shouldn't have sold it then. What a salty faggot.
>>70404390
>STARGATE X-COM
stop it, I can only get so erect
>>70414865
I mean the only reason that it as a franchise is worth rebooting is that it has a fairly dedicated following of fans who watched 3 spinoff shows.
I get it, but part of it is that without the shows, it wouldn't even be a franchise worth coming back too.
>>70414907
This anon makes a very good point.
>>70414875
>I always hated how they committed mass sudoku and instantly leveled Earth up to like Level 10 Prestige. Deserved better than that desu
No shit, the show was canceled. They had to get their sendoff. I honestly prefer that to the Ori just randomly killing them all. Either way, it was the end conclusion of their cloning and they knew they were fucked since forever.
>>70414721
SG1 is technically a continuation of the movie, but has a very different tone. Only two of the main characters from the movie are in the show and they're played by different actors. The show (and at least one of the two spinoffs) is far better than the movie IMO
>>70414202
>soundtrack
I'll pay more attention to that from now on
>sucks
Yeah. BC304s are GOAT human ships. I could have watched a few more episodes about the Pegasus Asgaards easy.
>>70414241
9-10 are fine for me. They feel different than the others but still plenty of good stuff happening.
>ori vs replicators
Diamonds
>>70414998
Human ships are literal space cocks.
>>70415035
All the best ships are.
>>70410782
I saw some of universe, dropped it, wasent that bad but I couldn't be asked.
It's Stargate if Stargate was BSG. And it does ripoff BSG to quite a suspect degree , but it doesn't totally ruin it
>>70414897
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jf4iyw9eIv0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yj1flX-MNnE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZY9LYO1708
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oolgvmBUoSg
jdimsa
>>70414458
>that bracelet removal adventure
>>70414998
>They feel different than the others
I honestly feel like the team went back to their roots but in a bigger scale. Like, basically the way they had to fight had to be clever but the amount of bullshit thrown at them wasn't enough to be won by a shooting down enemies.
It's like they were playing guerilla warfare with ships and advance tech while still being outclassed by magic and gods. An actual step up from the Goauld imo. Even the religious parts were genius
>they're like the goa'uld but actually focused on religion rather than just do nothing by being called gods
>>70415035
>we will fuck the sky
I still have no idea why the ship is so flat though. Every ship seems to be round except the human ones.
>>70404035
>I'd watch a whole Russian SG team series.
ЗBЁЗДHЫE BPATA: BOДКA
>>70415137
>MMO Stargate
Man I remember being hyped as fuck to see the Asgard going to war.
Though that was in the craze of 2011-2012 (?) where everyone was making their own MMO because everyone was sure WoW was going to crash.
>>70404007
>that fucking feel boys we made it
there's benefits of having shit memory and getting old and senile
>>70414998
>that comfy as fuck engine humming sound
>>70414991
I guess I just didn't like the "Here, have the keys to being completely unbeatable Asgard beams, remember to only use them when convenient - wish we used them against the Ori Ships at the Supergate"
That and Landry being filler for RDA the entire episode
>>70406483
i read that in squeaky underage whore's voice
>>70415163
>back to their roots but in a bigger scale
I can agree with that. New team members, new enemies, new planets to explore, in a way like the early seasons vibe with the added bonus of expensive effects and newer toys and such, if that makes any sense.
>>70415323
I hear it in the back of my head every time I see a picture of one.
>>70414721
America has maintained a cursory guard over the star gate ever since reports of what happened in the movie. Aliens invade, looking for slaves. America realizes that there are threats out there, but also potential for peaceful exploration, and decides to develop an investigatory team to seek out new technologies that they can steal from aliens, while also trying to figure out who the slave guys were.
It then jumps the shark with some buddihst mysticicism shoved in arbitrarily (hey guys, our athiest religion is so superior to their theist religion, because it's real!), and then jumps the shark a second time,when after killing fake religions everywhere, a new threat arrives that's also a super powered fake religion.
Honestly, stargate is good, but only if you ignore the larger focus on religion. If they had only just told the story of humanity xcoming their way through the galaxy, stealing and researching technology (which is a large part of it), the show would have been GOAT.
>>70407626
I fapped to her pregnant video in transparent lingerie and I feel no shame
