Hashtag Mission Accomplished.
The first thread about this should have been deleted. Now we're on the fifty thousandth
THANKS COMPETENT MODS!
>>70390607
How does this not affect her career?
>>70390607
It's for Depp, friend, just stand to the side.
>>70390848
What career?
>>70390570
>marry a crazy bitch with good genetics so she shits out a good-looking kid
>she goes apeshit and a lesbo convinces her to invent a tragedy to steal his money
I just hope he gets custody of the kid
>>70390870
You can find a list of her roles here:
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1720028/
>>70390848
>petedder i want to f--- your mouth
What did he mean by this?
>>70390953
>marry a crazy bitch with good genetics so she shits out a good-looking kid
He already had an amazing 17 year old goddess to carry on his name. He's a fucking drugged out moron for wanting to tie another knot and procreate again at his stage in life.
>>70390859
>the amount of brigaded insanity in replies to that tweet
The West has fallen
>>70390848
>who cares if johnny didnt hit her she still deserves half his money
JUST
>>70390848
>to all you saying he didn't do it... fuck you. it is your duty to believe a woman when she says something
>>70390848
real?
>>70390848
>>who cares if Johnny didn't hit her she deserves half his money
this has got to be a ruse joke....no way
Why Amber didn't get pregnant with Depp's child? Everything would be easier. Maybe she's sterile
How do I get Cara Delevigne to cuck my spouse with me?
>>70391061
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>>70392099
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>>70393920
If you actually–for one second–thought this was real, then you should be on disability for the rest of your life.
>>70390570
I'd slap the shit out of her too if I could
>>70394453
Androids can't give birth
>>70390848
nothing affects your career on hollywood unless you actually go to prison. remember that time christopher walken killed that actress? or that time matthew broderick killed those two people? hollywood is 100% amoral.
>>70396985
>that time christopher walken killed that actress
w-what?
>>70390848
>#payday # shoppingspree #domesticabuse
Please tell me this is fake, that's fucking outrageous
Here we go again, more fucking celebrity news.
>>70397198
You really should know better, it's fake.
>>70392099
>to all you saying he didn't do it... fuck you. it is your duty to believe a woman when she says something
that was me :-D
>sometimes I just want to see the internet burn
>man and woman marry
>decide to divorce
>man has to pay to x amount to maintain lifestyle she's accustomed to
how does this make sense? it's not like kids can take their parents to court after 18 years of age and say, "yeah this is the lifestyle I'm accustomed to, fuck you pay me" you're a fucking adult, take care of yourself. some how being married is some kind of mental regression. "oh well, now they can't do shit on their own, because "marriage" lol".
>>70394955
i like this meme, i hope it catches on
>>70392099
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duke_lacrosse_case
>>70397109
How the fuck do you not know this?
>>70394453
I'm starting to doubt that Depp actually fucked Amber.
>>70397460
It's a relic from when women didn't work. I don't know why they don't just do away with it.
I make $30,000 a year while my gf makes a little under $100,000. It doesn't make any sense that, if we married and divorced, I would be losing half my income while she's making 7 times more than me.
