ITT movies only you've seen.
Be confident before you post.
This piece of shit literally caused my friend to kill himself.
>>70378744
Horsedick.mpeg ..... epileptic seizure blowjob .... pee tubes
>>70378744
give me 2 hours fucker i didn't know these dudes made a movie
>>70378805
probably a troll but if real green text story pls
>>70378744
I saw this shit.
He wakes up his friend from a coma with a baseball bat, right?
It was fucking awful. One of those movies that just makes you think who was rich and dumb enough to finance this shit?
>>70378805
wuuuut
>>70378850
You must have watched it wrong. It's about the top jokes you can get in before the inevitable plot has to get going.
>>70378822
here
holy shit this gave me a huge flash back, 4th grade we had the one guinness book of world records and there was this full page of some model in the world's most expensive underwear which was like diamonds and shit, me and some other kid just being dumbfounded
i guess that's the moment i knew i was straight
>>70378876
>You must have watched it wrong.
Wow, filmmakers finally have the lamest excuse possible to avoid criticism.
>>70378805
Did he torrent it, and then comcast sent his parents a copyright infringement notice so then they found out he was gay and then they kicked him out of the house because he was their only son and they didn't want their only son to be a faggot and then after a few years of being homeless, he killed himself by intentionally jumping in front of a train at the trainstation?
>>70378938
THIS NOT MY PEE!
>>70378938
This is the most popular movie in my town
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6agZ5Oe1BcA
>>70378744
Just watched this tonight.
>>70379143
another one from the same era
>>70379158
>A story about anon's parents
;_;
Great movie
>>70378822
green text story
>watch this the piece of shit film with housemate
>it's the worst thing either of us have ever seen
>he soon goes on a drug binge and enters a spiral of depression culminating in an overly dramatic suicide over a year later where he immolates himself inside a car
That's pretty much it.
i didn't understand it
Johnny Hildo: Dildo Academy
>>70378744
WKUK?
More like WKEK.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8AeeTyyTUL4
>>70378744
LMFAO when they come back to the prom party and there's a bald dude just punching out cabinets and windows
>>70380254
oh shit he's going to get cucked at this party right?
this was funny as fuck DESU famalamadingdongs
>>70381227
this is one of the most well known edgy pieces of shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0pP66O9VN0
>>70381415
stop fucking shilling this
Fuck that let me see yo penis, dawg!
>>70381284
one of the least well known, google top 50 or 100 disturbing films you won't find it. also have you seen it?
>>70379262
Is the killer hiding in the cop's apartment at the end disguised as a brick wall?
I'm confident.
>>70380379
>>70383175
this is now a cam gigandet thread
>>70383129
I'm pretty sure more people have seen this than the horror version. It used to always be on ABC Family during Christmas season.
I just looked at the imdb and Drake Bell and Orlando Brown were in it. They're two of the most JUST celebs right now.
>>70378744
Seen it, was as I expected
My mom rented this for me when I was a kid thinking it was something along the lines of Tales From the Crypt.
It was kind of like that, but the stories took place in the ghetto.
>>70378905
Guinness World Record 2001 edition. That was my first fap tbqh
Secret 8th film at the After Dark Horror Fest
By the director of Death Wish and starring Driving Home for Christmas
>>70384289
>that scene where the nig puppets eat the racist senator
Fun movie, Clarence Williams III was great.
>Don't worry, you'll get the shit. You'll be... KNEE DEEP... in shit.
>>70384224
I've seen that one fag
>>70378744
>>70384224
Good movie
>>70378744
seen it because I fucking loved TWKUK
how could confidently expect that to be one only you have seen knowing how popular TWKUK are
while we're posting movies made by old dead sketch comedy troupes, real curious to see if anybody's seen this one.
what's weird is this movie had pretty much the exact same premise and beats as another movie with the same two stars: lover come back
posting that one next
>>70380379
Fun fact: the director of that also made the infamous 'Cooking with Huck Botko' movies.
>>70379262
hahaha, they made a sequal?
I thought Dragon Tattoo and Gone Girl was ushering in a new era of sexy-thrillers but it's been pretty disappointing so far.
80s slashers:
Rush Week
Mortuary (the one with a young Bill Paxton)
Italian Ramboes:
Blastfighter (1984)
>>70384656
Yup. It wasn't as good as their sketches but I remember being moderately satisfied with it.
>>70378994
how does a town have a most popular movie?
beyond the silhouette (1990)
Tracy Scoggins was my childhood waifu
>>70384927
Not him, but in my town they used to run 9 1/2 Weeks once a week for more than a decade and a half.
Worth watching for the guy who plays Dracula alone.
80/90 year old guy who doesn't move at all for the whole film, lines are dubbed terribly so clearly doesn't speak english, then breaks out some wild fucking martial arts out of nowhere at the end.
>>70383175
You shouldn't be.
>>70378744
You shouldn't have been so confident. Loved this movie
>>70385034
This was on Netflix for a while, great movie.
>>70385080
I saw this as a kid. I don't remember anything about it. Fuck me.
I saw it the same night I watched Rabid. That one, I remember.
I miss sneaking out to rent horror vhs/dvds with my older cousins on the weekend.
This shit was kino as fuck it was like the expendables for "look at the top of his head" core actors.
>>70384289
The niglets scared the absolute shit outta me when I was a kid. No joke.
I had fucking nightmares for a long damn time about this bullcrap.
>>70385182
Chains of Gold was pretty good too. Based washed up Travolta pre-Pulp Fiction. Dat alligator pit scene!
>>70385298
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cd6UkZof7Bg
>>70384588
saw it in the cinema m8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rqBbUruTMWo
That was... a lot better than I thought it would be.
>>70385458
Speaking of "I'm the only one who saw that vampire movie" vampire movies:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6RFG80BU4o
When it was a flop (lowest grossing wide release in history), they tried claiming Avatar ripped them off.
![barefoot_xlg[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/tXiOgjs.jpg "barefoot_xlg[1].jpg")
I literally only watched it for Scott Speedman
Best capeshit ever made and it's not even close
>>70387238
I didn't hate this, she's a qt
>>70387336
Of course you tv footfags watched a film called barefoot desu
childhood friend thought this was the funniest shit, made me watch it with him like 8 times, parents hated the fucking movie and would get mad
it was okay, he's a recovering alcoholic/meth dabbler now
>>70378970
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
>>70378744
Bait. You probably saved this image off the tv board everyone in there 20's knows the WKUK and has seen this shit movie. Coming through with and actual offering to the thread.
>>70384656
Yeah, that's right, I've been saying fuck. Going into the backyard and trying it out.
Saw this shit in theatres, holy shit was it bad and now Alicia Vikander is a big Hollywood-star.
>>70378744
So much shame
>>70378744
What, the movie. Literally
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fU-aZ7NzZbI
i cry everytime
>>70388412
How's summer break going so far? Welcome to 4chan.
>>70380379
It was a shitty romcom
>>70388724
Went to see this to movies for some fucking unknown reason.
I hate myself everytyime i see the pic.
![mza_1900805290460608996[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/wZXW4yj.jpg "mza_1900805290460608996[1].jpg")
>>70389015
>claiming to have seen a direct to video /TV in theaters
I've never seen anything so pathetic. Kill yourself.
>>70389172
It actually WAS screened in Finland for some fucking reason. I wish i had the ticket somewhere.
>>70383151
YES
>>70385182
I say this, it was kinda alright;
reminded me of Suicide Kings.
>>70390610
Underrated kino.
![7659675.3[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/0yTQQbg.jpg "7659675.3[1].jpg")
Skate or Die
>>70381771
everyone has seen this
I doubt anyone here has seen this. And for once I haven't seen any of the other films posted. Good job, anons!
i saw this at a friends house on vhs. it might have actually been recorded from a broadcast, rather than being an original tape purchased in a store.\
i remember it had funny bits. and the slutty girl had some huge cans.
>>70391582
didn't watch that but I did watch this
>>70391808
>The film was neither a commercial nor critical success when it was originally released, and was disowned by both the staff of Mad magazine and actor Ron Leibman (who, despite his sizeable role, had his name completely removed from the credits and promotional material). Besides paying Warner Bros. $30,000 to remove all references to Mad from the film when it was released on home video, Mad's publisher William Gaines issued personal handwritten apologies to every person that wrote the magazine to complain. However, the film developed a small cult following.[citation needed] Following Time Warner's purchase of Mad (and after Gaines' death in 1992), all references to the magazine were reinstated on cable television
>>70387238
How come he didn't go on to do anything after Felicity?
>>70391922
I went to the world premier of that. Which ended up being the most depressing night of my adolescence.
>>70391974
Wasn't he in Underworld? He's also been in an Atom Egoyan movie.
It's possibly the most charming bad movie you'll ever watch.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gyhySVXMm-Q
>>70391992
because of the movie or did ANOTHER horrible tragedy pile itself ontop of that
>>70392105
Movie was alright, I entered the friendzone hardcore that night with a girl I liked. Literally, you are my best friend, nothing more. And, I'm going to go fuck some dudes now.
>>70385248
That movie made American Pie look tame.
>>70391973
sounds about right. a guy in a creepily huge alfred e. neuman mask was in the movie twice, but that was the only obvious reference to mad magazine that i remember.
>>70384224
Perfume is an incredible film dude. Lots of people have seen that.
>>70392364
I should really watch this.
>>70392207
>Literally, you are my best friend, nothing more. And, I'm going to go fuck some dudes now.
These things happen senpai.
The Last Winter
It was a bit of a mess, tried to be some combination of The Thing and In The Mouth of Madness, amongst a bunch of other films. Had some potential but just never really went anywhere. Not even Ron Perlman could save it.
Phantom of the Paradise
Wasn't that great, from a so bad it's good perspective. But still had some funny moments and the coutumes looked unironically great
Could be wrong about this...
>>70393970
This movie has a huge cult. Are you retarded?
Anyone knows a movie where a nerd finds some old plum jam that gives him telekinetic powers which he then uses to watch highschool girls get naked and assault chads. I saw it as a kid, can't remember the name, it has a Revenge of the Nerds meets Caddyschack kind of feel to it.
>>70394013
I didn't know that, I stumbled on the trailer on YouTube one day
>>70394194
shit, I know that movie !!! the jam was behind some brick wall and it was like a fraternity battle
>>70394194
>>70394239
It's Zapped Again! 1990
>>70391797
I remember I read the book and had to watch the movie in school. It was awesome. Good taste, m8.
>>70394345
Are you German?
>>70394303
that's the one, thanks
Dont even remember how i saw it
>>70378744
>>70383129
>>70384289
>>70388265
>>70390610
>>70391922
Seen em.
>>70384289
This movie is awesome as fuck. Creeped me the fuck out as a kid and still does, especially the one with the little slave puppets. How awesome is Clarence Williams III?
[harmonica intensifies]
>>70394543
Matthew Lillard has been in some terrible films.
>>70379322
>he was gay
>he put it on to see if you said "that's a good idea"
>he wanted to suck you
>you were disgusted by movie
>he didn't dare ask
>he got concussion and put on a wedding dress
>blaze of glory
>>70384289
This movie is pretty good. Ending was chilling.
>>70384568
Lol that poster would def catch your eye.
It was on TV and I was very bored
>>70391582
I remember this being pretty good. I always remember this movie as "that movie where's that DRI poster".
>>70378744
>>70378936
nah I agree. you're probably a autist or fag who don't understand funny. whitest kids u no is kino ask teevee
>>70387378
*BRAAAAAAAAP*
>>70378744
is that sam & dean?
>>70394929
>Finally..A Girl Walks Home Alone!
>>70394929
>the meme international art flick of last year
>no one seen it
>>70395146
>/tv/ going to the theatres for anything except capeshit and the upcoming GoT movie
>>70389130
I own this, signed too
>>70378744
![584cube2py2[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/zLb8UmB.jpg "584cube2py2[1].jpg")
>>70384224
Couldn't make it more than 30min in to this one.
>>70378744
Shut up Zack/Trevor, of course I watched your movie.
>>70395270
Yea you're definitely the ONLY person who has ever seen the Cube sequels.
I like Virginia Woolf
I loved this movie
Literally watched this last night on TV and thought, "Did anyone actually watch this?"
Stellar Cast. Including Chelsea Handler givin' blowjobs left and right.
>>70389078
loved this shit
>>70384711
Seen it! Pretty good desu
I've seen all of them and still regret every minute of itgot a few faps out of it though
It was alright.
>>70395781
>nobody has seen any Broken Lizard besides Super Troopers
You could have at least posted The Slammin' Salmon.
>>70395863
Puddle Cruiser is pretty good too.
>>70394543
>blonde Olivia Wilde
What sorcery is this?
>>70395933
>Puddle Cruiser
OK, you win, now I have to go watch it.
It was fucking great too. Better adaption of Rambo then the Stallone movie.
>>70378744
Among us WKUKbros its very popular. Epileptic blowjobs are hilarious
This is some good shit right here.
Ray Romano tries to commit suicide in it and Wionna Ryder gets naked.
Literally no one here has seen this. Prove me wrong. I can't even remember if it was good or not.
Only has 132 votes on imdb.
>>70387278
I've seen this :>)
>>70396791
MATSUMOTO... OUTO!
Seen it.
>>70394723
well played
>>70396791
Is this the movies where the guy is locked in a room filled with dicks and when he touches them, things happen outside? Heard of it, but never watched it.
Also I saw quite a lot of shit Slovenian films, that I can't even find posters for through google. So I guess I win. Unless someone else saw shit like Rabljeva Freska, Poker and Patriot (not Mel Gibson one)
![MV5BNmQ3YTM1NzItMTcwZC00ODA0LWEzZjAtMGY1YTg5Y2NlZDYzXkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyNDMxMjgwOA@@._V1_UY1200_CR90,0,630,1200_AL_[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/yGQrpjH.jpg "MV5BNmQ3YTM1NzItMTcwZC00ODA0LWEzZjAtMGY1YTg5Y2NlZDYzXkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyNDMxMjgwOA@@._V1_UY1200_CR90,0,630,1200_AL_[1].jpg")
Cool poster, stupidly boring and tedious movie.
i guarantee you haven't seen this film
Terrified me as a kid
>>70388724
How many times did that kid get molested on the set?
Bought this from David liebe hart when he was in town for a show. He signed it, and despite me spelling my name out for him twice he still misspelled it. Twice.
>>70397911
lmao why would u think that do u know how many lists this film is on.
>>70394010
ive seen this
wasnt that funny desu
>>70379143
I've seen this one, great film for what it was and the effects were awesome (especially anyone into the 80s horror/sci-fi effect style).
>>70388412
Pretty boring low budget film, torrented it randomly years ago.
>>70394992
nice strawman retard, whitest kids you know was really funny when i was 12
ITT: Movies milennials think are obscure but aren't.
Saw this randomly years ago, it became the film my friends and I would drink and laugh to. We watched it many times.
>>70394885
European animation is hot trash, holy shit.
>>70379262
RiffTrax for this is great
>>70384401
This's regarded as one of the worst films ever made. If it weren't for that I don't think I'd know it outside of the fact that anywhere which sold or rented VHS where I grew up had copies of it.
There were plenty of other British movies which are considered W.O.A.T (Honest, Rancid Aluminum), but this 1 for some reason was always around in VHS form. It was as if they ordered extra copies of it just to leave them sitting there
>>70384656
Really liked this, watched it a few times.
>>70384711
This is semi-famous, I would've thought. Frank Tashlin nailed the 60's rom com aesthetic, watch Man's Favourite Sport if you liked these
>>70385533
I don't understand how shit-tier animated movies like this or Fly Me To The Moon or Mars Needs Moms make it anywhere past production. Do they not see that the animation itself looks like actual, tangible cancer cells?
>>70385030
What a bizarre situation and even more bizarre choice of flick, your town sounds hilarious.
>>70389130
Was this released in 6 second clips a few years ago? What an insane promo strategy
I guarantee no one here has seen this NFB doc about some Quebecois building a boat.
>>70381771
seen this literally a week ago
>>70391393
Oh shit! Never saw it, but
>Kid in a small town
>Hang at Internet cafe, also video store
>This movie's sequel is always on the shelf
>Coolest/lamest cover art ever
>Running joke about it between us
>We grow up and lose track of one another.
No point to my blog post, this just reminded me of some guys I haven't talked to in almost a decade.I never had any friends later on like the ones I had when I was twelve.
Trash Humpers
im not confident about it since youre all weirdos
>>70395781 I remember watching it for bill Paxton and it not having him enough; would watch again
>>70383129
>>70384224 and a great movie
>>70384656
>>70391922
>>70393970
seen!
my dad showed me pic related years and years ago; and its on Blu-ray now - its shit, but fun; and nice if you like silly time travel movies
>>70399109
also I doubt anyone has ever heard of his movie either
It was awful, yet watchable.
>>70391582
>I don't know what's worse: being blown up in nuclear war or having a 7-Eleven on every corner
essential late 80s kino
>>70398544
>Rancid Aluminum
Wow, that's a title I haven't heard in a while. About ten years back I found it for sale on VHS (new) at a grocery store in Minnesota. The price was 99 cents. Why was it at a grocery store? No fucking clue. The movie was a piece of shit.
The Crow: Wicked Prayer
with Edward furlong from from terminator and american history x and Angel from Buffy
>>70378744
Return to Savage Beach (1998)
Addicted to His Love (1988)
Reach the Rock (1998)
My Man (1996)
best pratt movie
>>70399087
Yeah that Harmony Korine's an absolute unknown. I hear his next film is going to haveJames Franco, Vanessa Hudgens, Gucci Mane, and Selena Gomezin it.
>>70399958
>MFW I'm obsessed enough with slashers to have come across this on Wikipedia. Never saw it, though, does seem properly unknown.
Speaking of slashers, Return to Horror High would be a great shout for these threads if it weren't for the early George Clooney role.
>>70397933
Saw this with the parents when I was a kid.
>>70394543
I saw it because of Patrick Fugit.
>>70397001
>Wionna Ryder gets naked.
I'm watching it.
