Name a better human being
protip: you cant
>>70372620
He's a real hero and a real human being
tam honks
Gianna Michaels
According to him, every woman is better than him.
>>70372620
Literally every other woman
THE GOOSE IS LOOSE
>>70372620
hey kid u wanna toottick
not enough autism and real human beans
>>70372620
but he mixed his race with a fucking latina
>>70372620
I saw Ryan Gosling at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
>>70372620
beta
white
leaf
de mierda
>>70372620
I just did.
>>70372620
I loved him in the hit """"""comedy""""" sketch about Knife Guys with Kimmel
>>70375018
People thought he was a shit actor when he acted shittily in all those movies, but it turned out he was just preserving his youthful skin by not creasing it with emotion
