What was his fucking problem?
He hates magic and children
>>70370625
Lol i remember that guy
I heard he got black balled by the community after making those shows.
>>70370625
>image.png
GO BACK TO YOU KNOW WHERE
>>70370625
I was watching the episodes on Youtube recently. I appreciate the exposing he did. I just wish there were more emphasis on the street tricks and smaller tricks than the disappearing women ones that seem a bit formulaic after a while.
>>70370713
>he can't afford an iPad Pro and post comfortably from bed
Enjoy sitting at your cum covered desk poorfag
>>70370625
fuck, I was just thinking about that guy
>>70370727
Agreed. The large scale tricks seem pretty damn obvious after you've seen a few of them. The first five episodes are on Netflix.
>rich
>immortalized forever among the greats of his field
>celebrity but not triple A celebrity so it's not like he can't go outside without being hounded by autists and paparriza
>movie star good looks
>entourage of sexy female assistants
I would literally do anything to have his life.
>>70370776
>not having a gTouch Platinum Edition Pro Flip Tablet
pleb detected
>>70370625
He's a small guy
He was practicing to make all the niggers disappear
>>70370625
Some men just want to watch the world burn.
He got lazy. On the later episodes he's not even there. He just produces it. He uses a fat stand-in with a mask who moves like a poofta. Doesn't perform nearly as well as Valentino.
>>70370625
He single-handedly forced magicfags to step their game up.
BASEDwhy does he wear the mask?
>>70370625
He was sallty getting kicked off the putty patrol
>>70371748
This. He didn't kill magic. He only killed the hacks.
>tfw you will never see an El Santo style movie with Val as the Masked Magician vs. The Mummy.
>>70370727
That's because those tricks are by far the hardest and can show you the difference between a hack like Chris Angel and actual professional like Ricky Jay.
The best magicians, point of fact, have tricks that no one else on the planet knows how to do for this very reason.
>>70371748
>>70371802
he started that way. when he ran out of old secrets he started giving up new ones though. It's like posting a comedian's set online the first time he does it.
>>70371849
Masked Val movie would make capeshit irrelevant.
>>70370810
>The large scale tricks seem pretty damn obvious after you've seen a few of them
The one that really pissed me off was this supposed huge reveal about how TV magicians make a huge steamroller or something disappear behind a curtain - they'd been hyping up the "expose" forever and it was supposedly something you'd never guess
turns out the audience are just paid shills and they just drive the fucking steamroller away and edit out the sound in post - which was literally my first fucking guess
There was nothing clever or interesting about it
I am still fucking mad they hyped it up so much instead of just going "yeah they just pay the audience to pretend it's quiet and edit out the sound"
>>70372034
Chris Angel used a balloon of Shaq to make to him levitate in one episode where he said he was going to make Shaq fly.
>>70370832
I wish I could dress like a Dark Souls character every day
How does The Trashman do his bullet trick?they are real bullets, I was in the audience once and got to have a look
>>70371119
For me.
>>70372104
got a video for that?
That whole "other magicians want to kill him" was just marketing, right?
>>70372034
Don't forget David blain making the "Statue of Liberty disappear" by turning the entire audience around
>>70372134
According to trash man and Teller they do actually use real bullets and could die if it went wrong.
>>70370625
>What was his fucking problem?
He literally said at the end of the last episode.Weren't you paying attention?
>>70372104
The gun is shot to miss.
He has a bullet under his tongue.
He puts it between teeth with tongue.
>>70372134
>>70372179
>>70372104
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DK0-ImFaSG4
>>70372175
David Copperfield
>>70372175
You are thinking of Copperfield.
Copperfield is the biggest hack of all time and started that fucking shit.
>>70370625
Rorschach?
>>70372211
>The gun is shot to miss.
I find it unlikely they'd ever shoot real bullets anywhere near each other, especially since they can't be sure of what's behind the curtains and they sure as shit know the rules of gun handling
>He has a bullet under his tongue.
>He puts it between teeth with tongue.
But the bullets are signed and in view of the audience until they go into the gun.
>>70372393
>upgrading to W10
what am i? a idiot?
>>70372439
>believing the >windows 10 is spying on you and will report your pizza collection to the fbi and nsa meme
ffs get off /g/ you turbonerd
>>70372471
that's exactly what it does and besides my current windows 7 installation works just fine. why fix what isn't broken
>>70372580
>that's exactly what it does
take the tinfoil hat off breh, win10 is much better than 7
>>70372439
windows 10 is the fastest windows released yet and it's free so you're the idiot, guy. enjoy your outdated software
>>70372617
enjoy not being able to pirate anything
>>70372471
it does spy on you though. run spybot anti-beacon.
at the very least it's a shitload of bloatware.
also it's buggy as shit.
>>70372600
>win10 is much better than 7
>>70372661
>it does spy on you though. run spybot anti-beacon.
at the very least it's a shitload of bloatware.
also it's buggy as shit.
non of this is true, spoken like a true conspiracy theorist tinfoil hat wearer
>>70372368
Theres defo something up with the direction of the "bullet"
Red circle is the laser and the gray circle is where the bullet hits.
Orange cross is where the bullet should hit(kind of)
So the gun is not the thing that makes the hole in the glass.
>>70372104
>>70372211
penn and teller have a strict rule about not doing dangerous magic. i'd say it's safe to say nothing is actually fired.
>>70372661
botnet doesn't care about your hentai
>>70372600
How can anyone be this stupid?
It's not a paranoid fantasy. Your info is bought and sold all the time. Google it.
>>70372731
what info?
>>70372731
t. terrorist and/or pedo
>>70372368
Real bullets are really fired into targets off stage. The bullet in the mouth IS NOT the one fired.
>>70372707
i guess spybot just installs the programs and removes them to make itself look credible then.
>>70372726
no but they probably care about my cp
>>70372713
Or the laser sight is adjusted so it's a few degrees to the right
>>70372791
Browsing habits, shopping trends, any data your phone gathers. FFS, this was in the fucking news when Apple were caught doing it.
>>70372858
well, guess what faggot. You didn't need windows 10 to tell the FBI about your collection, I just did.
>>70372726
hentai isn't all i'm hiding;^)
>>70372908
>browsing habits
OH NO! Now everyone will know about my obsession with BLACKED, cuck porn, and fat milfs! Its not like my bank hasn't been selling this information for years anyway!
>>70372925
>/mlp/
>>70370625
I didn't know this was a comfy-Sunday-morning-tv-program thread
>>70372908
>Browsing habits, shopping trends
google and facebook do this much more effectively than actually mining the data in your computer. likeing, commenting, and searching reveals the same info about you
>>70372925
>/mlp/
>>70372393
>windows 10
Enjoy the extra bloatware designed specifically to block copying of copyrighted material.
>>70373014
I don't use either
>>70372959
So you don't deny it's happening?
Ok, cool. Why start with the tinfoil hat shite?
>>70373021
>>70372978
look at all the tabs, its a bait pic
>inb4 "u got rused"
>>70373045
if you think anyone interested in you doesn't already know and you're somehow protecting a holy grail, you are wearing a tinfoil hat of autism
>>70372368
>But the bullets are signed and in view of the audience until they go into the gun.
they also signed the fucking casing of the bullet and not the actual slug. so i don't know what they expect to see.
>>70373044
so you're a weirdo shut in, no one cares. you're a waste of time to marketers
>>70373056
>>70373014
But why not cut out those middlemen?
Microsoft get to mine ditrectly.
>>70372979
>Fear factor
>can't stop shouting at the TV because everyone is a pussy
Except the bug stuff all the stunt related challenges looked fun as hell
>>70373056
that's what you think coloncarrotrightparenthesis
>>70373080
they sign both the bullet and the shell.
>>70373082
>so you're a weirdo shut in
No
>>70373102
because that's stupid when you can have people voluntarily give you the same info for free.
>>70373078
When did I say that?
Doesn't mean I'd prefer they knew LESS henceforth.
>>70370780
FAG
>>70373056
get trolled. hard.
>>70373110
>using coloncarrotrightparenthesis smiley face
>>70373127
>no social media
>won't even use google
yeah you don't go out much
>>70373147
Facebook and Google sell data. They don't give it away.
But You're right. W10 IS free.
>>70370625
>Expected comfy magic thread
>Fags start arguing about google
Fuck you all
>>70373236
you're always giving away data anon. anytime you buy something your purchase is recorded and analyzed by corporations so they can improve their business and make more money. am i blowing your mind right now?
>>70373193
I do
>>70373193
>mfw no social media at all
>mfw still pretty normie
whatsapp is all i need my man
>>70373273
No, fuck Google
>>70373290
If you have a point, make it.
>>70373014
Yeah but google and facebook can't access files on your computer unlike W10
>>70373193
I don't use social media, I barely even use my phone, and yet I still get out.
It's perfectly possible to have a social life without social media, it's just not possible to be popular like a high school queen bee. That's fine by me.
>>70373326
you know facebook owns that, right?
>>70372216
penn takes something from pocket here
>>70372471
Even if it does not spy and report, It is still not customizable as any other previous Windows, thus making it shittier.
>>70373326
Owned by facebook you dumbass
>>70373384
>>70373482
yeah and? I'm not the tinfoil guy you replied to, I don't care about the data mining. I'm just saying it's possible to have a social life without social media.
PLEASE EVERYONE LET'S TALK ABOUT MAGIC AND NOT THIS NORMIE MEDIA SHIT
>>70373326
Kek me too, although I have been tempted in making an instagram, it seems girls are posts better pics on there.
I always grab my friends phones and start looking up chicks until they snatch it from my hands and tell me to make one.
>>70373538
Whatsapp IS social media.
>>70373419
what time does that happen at
>>70373612
1:05
its when they're walking down towards the panes of glass attached to the thingamajigs.
i should also note that he grabs the thingamagic with the hand he took something from his pocket.
>>70372220
>>70372234
Yeah my bad who the fuck is David Blaine then? Idk I just watched the Americans episode where he does it
>>70373603
n-no it isn't! and I'm still a special snowflake for not having a facebook/twitter/instagram/snapchat/whateverthefuck
>>70373575
i'm not thirsty enough to actively look up photos of chicks I know in real life
>>70373674
>not knowing based blaine
How old are you?
https://youtu.be/lQpOT2CclF8
>>70373603
Shit. Call me a faggot and all but, I had to look up what whatsapp is and from what i gathered its like sending a text.
But why would you use an app for that when your phones can do that from the getgo?
this was the best parts of the 90s
those magic shows with david whatever his name was, oh man. i loved how my mum made popcorn and we watched those magic shows together where he teleported a train.
good times
>>70373752
get off 4chan, gradpa. I would say dad, but even my dad has whatsapp. Also whatsapp is free, sending texts isn't.
>>70373752
it's free
>>70373674
>what the eff David Blaine
>>70370727
The short segments in between each of the big tricks are the best, where he shows some near party trick. They are by far the most interesting and clever, rather than the big ones which usually always boil down to
>DUDE BODY DOUBLE LMAO
>DUDE TRAP DOOR LMAO
>>70373683
Me neither, I live in a small ass city. I already know the chicks from here, I look up the girls who are famous for being slutty on IG.
>not looking up attention whores
You sure are a faggot, theres tons of great fap content on there.
>>70373812
>>70373822
Right, cheers.
>>70373812
>sending texts isn't
When do you live?
I always had a great idea for a good reveal of one of this guy's tricks and it would be that he brings his attractive assistant out with a locked safe and then he takes a shotgun out and just blows the assistant's head off and she drops dead then he does some flashy bullshit and opens the safe and out comes the assistant and they drag the corpse off, and the reveal would be it turns out he got her DNA from 20 years ago and has been cloning her and keeping the clone locked in a basement for 20 years until he told it to emerge from the safe wearing the same clothes as the girl who got her face shot off. of course you'd been Skinner from the X-Files narrating it all too.
>>70373812
>subscribe to a phone plan, pay a monthly fee to use the hottest new smartphone
>that fee is based on the cost of the handset (plus interest), plus the price of satellite/line rental for phone calls, texts and data use
>never call anyone, send any texts, or exceed the data cap, but still pay an inflated price for the handset
Why do normies do this? Why are you using a free app for literally everything you do, yet still paying for texts and calls?
Literally everything you do, you do because it is the "thing that people do, I dunno", not because it actually makes any sense to do it. How does your own life not infuriate you?
What a time to be alive
>>70373996
LINE, Viber, etc are for international texting without mostly. Plus the sweet LINE stickers.
>>70374052
I don't know if I should be upset or OK with the fact that I have no idea what the hell either of those things are, nor what you mean by "international texting without mostly", and have never seen nor heard of a LINE sticker.
I assume you mean to say that these (presumably free?) apps are somehow reducing the cost of your fixed phone bill?
>>70374052
>mfw i have no idea what any of those things are
little dick
>>70374212
>>70374144
>being proud of your ignorance about a topic
This is a bizarre way to act. You can just search the names and find out what something is in an instant instead of bumbling around saying
>buuhhhhh what I don't know what that is what is that
>>70374260
I didn't say I was proud, I said I didn't know whether to be upset or OK with my ignorance.
Sounds like I can probably be OK with it, though.
>>70373845
>IF THERE'S A FUCKING ACE OF SPADES IN MY ASS I'M GOING TO SUE YOU DAVID BLAINE
Fuck I miss early youtube sometimes
>>70373996
why don't you make a free cellular network then fag? HUH? WHY DONTCHA?!
>>70374519
It would literally be impossible in my country, I assume that's pretty much the case in the USA as well.
So, why do you pay for features that you don't use?
>>70374655
I only pay for features I do use tho anon. I have the cheapest plan I could find in my area, I bought an unlocked android phone, and if I'm not close to my data cap for the month I download a bunch of BLACKED porn to make sure none of it goes to waste
>>70371748
Honestly though... it's not about the tricks, it's about the showmanship.
>>70374260
I'm the dude who posted the pic of the chink and im not proud either.
I chose that image because i thought he looked absolutely clueless.
If anything im a bit ashamed i have this little knowledge of that stuff.
>>70370625
>2016
>literally anyone giving a shit about """""magicians"""""
>>70374717
Just spitballing, but I bet you could probably make back the cost of the phone plan by burning DVDs of the porn and selling them to your dad.
>>70374896
dude, how'd you know?
>>70375282
I didn't, it was justmagic
there is no magicians code
making you believe he's doing anything wrong is the trick
>>70372672
u realize windows 7 has updates so it has botnet now too?
>>70375429I'm sorry, but i have to take this off my chest. I never played Minecraft, so i always misunderstood this pic. I thought it was the creeper handing you a wrench which looked tilted due to your point of view. It's been a skeleton all this time and i feel so dumb. More than usual.
>>70374859
who is this cute """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""girl"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""?
>>70375578I'm sorry but I have to get this off my chest. I never understood the fascination with minecraft. It looked like a shitty as fuck 90s era 3d game that only pedo's play to prey on children.
>>70375626sarina valentina, and she is indeed a cute girl :^) I asked her to marry me via twitter, but she said no
>>70375578
Haha wrenches are crazy.
>>70375637i can answer that for you. it offered a world for the player to explore and construct his own little adventure, this had not really been done before, or at least to that extent
>>70375637
I don't get it either.
>>70373078
Gosh you are precious.
>>70372104
Just because it's a real bullet doesn't mean there's any powder in there or he can't do a slight of hand to replace it with a blank.
This was an interesting thread until it got derailed with M$ shit. Good job, faggots.
>>70370625
A REAL HUMAN BEING
>>70370625
Revenge
>>70370625
He was just exposing the Satanic Conspiracy like any good Christian.
>>70372368
>>70372713
Way I understood it, they fire a blank and it's sugar glass. What I was told is that blanks are actually made with wax bullets but are otherwise normal rounds. The heat from the powder melts the wax but it can still hit things. Which is why cowboy action shooters can shoot balloons and stuff with em. And sugar glass will break safely.
>>70373899
They're mexicans with burner phones, brah. Only mexicans use whatsapp
>>70378170
And asians
>>70378170
Mexicano living in Mexico here, yes, whatsapp is the main way we communicate over here.
>not having a group with all your friends
>not giving each other shit
>not roasting one another
>not sending pics of chicks through there
How do you white bois talk to each other, do you really pick up the phone and say ' yello, who is this' like in the movies?
Do Americans really do this?
>>70378921
>Not communicating via a home server IM program
CIA is coming, but he's not a big guy
>>70378170
Most countries with really invasive governments use whatsapp.
hes like james randi
