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>>70360835
>>70360835
1st for ned returning in season finale
>>70365581
1st for tmdmid
4th for marrying Robb! :3
1st for Azor Dany
LADY SHANSHA
FORGIVE ME
I DIDNHOT KNHOW
>>70365653
always ready to pounce, aren't we?
Nth for Shireen
>>70365713
KAYOSH ISH A LADDAH
>>70365713
WAS GETTING SANSA CAUGHT A PART OF YOUR PLAN?
Xth for Jun Snuh
>>70365581
Anyone think Bran causes the Mad King to get his moniker?
Anyone think Tyrion is a Targaryen?
>Euron gonna be surrounded by Redwyne fleet on one side and Hightower fleet on the other
>doesn't have the iron fleet
>is strapping priests of every faith to the front of the ships
What the fuck is he planning? Some kind of crazy sacrifice or magic that will destroy the other fleets and summon a kraken or some shit?
Why is he going after Oldtown? Magic? Knowledge?
just realized that Bran from even further in the future is the lord of light using his powers to communicate with others in the past through the fire (since white walkers can't use or manipulate fire magic) and manipulate them in order to gather armies from across Westeros toward the north to fight the white walkers. This is also why in this episode the new fire priestess in Mereen made a point to mention and emphasize the important of the voice from the fire and what it said.>lord of light misleads Stannis into believing he is the one true king
lord of light leads Stannis north to stop the wildlings and the nights watch from killing one another which leads to an alliance and a massive army loyal to... Jon Snow
Lord of light leads Stannis to his death when he decides to attack and try to conquer Winterfell while he's in the north.
Sansa just so happened to be IN Winterfell when Stannis attacked.
Jon gets stabbed to death. Lord of Light resurrects him
Lord of Light tells fire priestess tha Jon Snow is the REAL king and he is precious and must be protected
Jon and Sansa leave to gather an even larger army to the north
Lord of Light apparently spoke to the Vayrs when he was a child and told him his purpose was to bring Khaleesi and her dragons to Westeros.
Literally every motivation the lord of light has had to do everything he's done points straight back to Bran Stark trying to amass an army to the north and protect his family.
Bran whispered to the Mad King
Burn them all! Burn them all! Burn them all!
Bubblegum and farts!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9cZPIeURBo
>>70365691
is this a new waifu?
>>70365699
> thinks she's azor ahai
>>70365717
;_;
F
>>70365581
Wtf is up with that pic? Why is this general so shit? I feel like people migrate here from fucking 9gag or some shit for "ebin" memes.
>>70365663
>filename
>>70365807
i dunno I got it from /wg/
The show isn't as good as people say it is
It's just popular so the masses forgive it's faults
Remember that
>>70365802
gurm is a feminist
he sure will make the hero a woman
> Be Euron Greyjon
> Wake up knowing I'm gonna be the man who'll go along with the Queen of Westeros
> Navy has been stolen
> Order constuction of 1000 ships
> Get drunk knowing soon I'll be getting drunk with the Queen of Westeros
> Barely any trees on my islands
> La la da da
> Somehow 1000 ships get built
> Order immediate sail for Mereen, pretty much other side of planet
> Navy Needed there in an episode
> La la da da
> Get there in an episode
> And when I'm bullshit
> Well, you know I'm gonna be
> I'm gonna be the man
> Who's bullshit just for you
> And I would launch 500 ships
> And I would launch 500 more
> Just to be the man who launched 1000 ships
> When the writers got bored
> La la da da
> La la da da
> La la la la da de da la de da la de da la da
>>70365699
i really hope that bitch will go full mad king mode and get killed
>Both want some help from the Targaryens, Euron wants to wed Daenerys meanwhile Varys is pushing for Targs to be back on the throne for the "good of the realm", Daenerys is in desperate need of ships and who better to get them from then Euron/Varys. If Aegon is real like Varys/Euron believes then he has Westeros in a pincer attack, one coming from the Iron Islands if Daenerys lands there first and Aegon conquering the Stormlands
>Euron didn't show up on the Iron Islands until the Kingsmoot began and fractures showed after Balon died, more than likely using his connections as Varys in Essos he hired a Faceless Man using the dragon egg he "threw over the side of his ship in a rage" to pay the debt needed for killing his father so he could take over and champion support for Daenerys
>Euron is the Drowned God; meanwhile Varys has been refered too as a Merling, this could be a subtle hint to his origin from the Iron Islands and the old legend of the Greyjoy marrying a mermaid
>Little Finger is a renowned sailor apparently and could have met Euron/Varys on the high seas, he may have been so impressed with Little Finger's sailing ability that he let him live and they came up with their Westerosi chess game
>Vary's "Little Birds", have their tongues cut out, why he cuts their tongues out? Who knows really but I'm betting it is to do with the fact they won't be able to spill his secrets, once they get older he lets them become his sailors
>Varys is known to have lied about hating magic, maybe this is so that people would lower suspicion of him being a magician while Euron is a known practitioner of all kinds of black arts from all over the world, who's to say Varys isn't some king of glamour disguise?
Oh and Euron/Varys and Little Finger are really playing for Little Finger's tongue, if Euron wins he gets to chop it off and if Little Finger wins he keeps it. Iron Throne doesn't matter in the long run.
PLACE
YOUR
BETS
>>70365842
why is it popular?
if repeating digits stannismarries me
>>70365869
Dany
>>70365869
Books: Euron
Show: nights King
>>70365663
>hey dad, it's me, Bran
>i'm your son from the future, you can probably only hear my voice
>anyway, do NOT fuck with the Lannisters, okay?
>if you do, they will chop off your head and put it on a stake
>they will also force your daughter to watch it, kill your firstborn son and wife at a wedding, and leave me crippled and your youngest daughter will become a murdering hobo
>>70365869
hologram 2pac
>>70365796
But Robb is a boy! He's a man of the North!
>>70365869
Ned
>>70365869
DanyxEuron, the God-King and the Queen of Monsters will be the dual Final Bosses
>>70365760
JUN SNUHHH!!!!
>>70365842
The show is shit. We all know it. Anyone with a brain is just still watching to find out what happens because we know the fat fuck will never finish the books. It's getting more and more painful though.
>>70365884
Because the first season was actually very good, then more and more people started watching it and thought it was pretty good despite the decline in quality, plus some of the actors and actresses got hotter
Honestly a massive bump was probably the rumour that it's all tits and very gruesome
>>70365869
Why does Euron look like some half-drunk fratboy?
>>70365869
Euron in the books, Bran in the show.
>>70365927
>Robb
>Actually a guy and not just a girl who's pretending
Here's your (You)
Notice how it was male rule which brought Westeros into disrepute?
Preston is losing his fucking mind
>>70365869
I don't know what kind of opinion GRRM has on universities and colleges but the maesters are obviously up to no good so it must be bad.
They will be the ones trying to undermine Danny and killing her dragons, because magic can't be explained so it must be evil and be destroyed.
Kind like real life to be honest.
>>70365581
The White Walkers are the only ones who can save Mankind from itself.
>tfw Sanza is beautiful human being
>>70365663
Promise me, head
Nth for episode 10 leak mystery character
>who is he?
>>70365958
i would go to a pub with him tbqh
>>70365990
WEAK MEN WILL NEVER AGAIN RULE DORNE
>>70365869
Others, definitely.
>Dany
Universally loved by Normies.
>Euron
BIG COCK is going to get killed by Dany for trying to one up a woman.
>Littlefinger
'Littlefinger genuinely didn't know Ramsay was fucking a sadist'
>FM
After this nobody will care anymore.
>Varys
DUDE NO COCK LMAO*farts*
>Bran
Maybe
>Maesters
Too unimportant in the shows.
>Ramsay
Will get killed soon.
>Quaithe
Nope.
>HS
Will get killed soon too, maybe not in this season.
>>70365990
Remember to ignore low-effort b8 posts lads
>>70366007
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FL4HSiGvk68
The jig is up, anon!
Cast him
>>70366041
b8? They're 100% right
>>70366055
>promise me, Ned
Can someone post the art where Jaime is beating off why throwing Bran out the window?
>>70366007
brang warging into young jack black making him loose weight
Yo what is with all this fucking bullshit? It's season 6 you retarded hacks
I believe the line "winter is coming" was dropped many times. Well, where the fuck is it?
>>70365869
The Night's King is the Final Boss in both books and show.
It's just that for the show, that's an ancient White Walker, while in the books, the Night's King will be Euron Bloodeye.
>>70365779
Jesus fucking Christ, she looks awful even in real life, and especially with make-up.
>>70366007
this is not the shittest post in the world, no. This is just a /got/ thread
>>70366103
Winter may or may not be coming
Post your predictions for Jaime's Riverlands plot
>AGGGGGHHHH SAVE ME BRIENNE
So guys, say cleganebowl happens and the Hound comes back and kills zombie-gregor.
What happens after this? will the Hound survive or will it be a double-KO? If he does where will he go next? will he meet Arya again?
>>70366103
here we can see a very advanced type of autism
>promise me, ned
get hype for Euron's nightmare city
>>70365991
someone tl;dr what's going on with Preston for me.
I know who he is but never watched any of his videos so I don't know how he's been BTFO or why he's mad or whatever /got/ keeps going on about
>>70366160
Predilection to diagnose autism in others is a pretty austistic trait
>>70365851
It took me way too long to realize that Dany already really, really enjoys setting people on fire.
Her only saving grace so far has been that everybody she's immolated has been a real asshole, but that streak has to be broken at some point doesn't it?
>>70366049
I dunno.
Could be real
>>70366183
He camped outside GRRM's hotel all night, and when he came outside for his morning ciggarette, Preston ran up with a camera and asked if R+J = P, and George told him to fuck off
Guys
Where is ghost? I know >DABID >CGI, but seriously we haven't seen him since Jon came back. They could of had Sansa have a scene where she seems him and mentions her direwolf and we actually never saw Ghost leave fucking CB with him.
What the fuck guys, what is with this season and characters that disappeared out of no where. Bronn and Ghost fucking disppear. Gendry has neat story line / is a good character, gets on a boat and is fucking gone for four seasons?
>DABID
>>70366103
>S6E10 is titled "The Winds of Winter"
>S6E09 is titled "Battle of the Bastards"
>>70366267
(farts)
>>70365941
Man that sketch really captured the gormlessness.
>neckbeards actually think Arya is a cliche character
>because their heroes always have their fathers killed in front of them after they lived on the streets
>their heroes always search their families for two entire books only to have them die too
>their heroes go to an assasins guild when its the only thing they can do any more, its SUCH a cliche
ARYAS STORY IS FUCKING CRINGE BUT RANDYLL TARLY BEING A HARDASS AUTIST COPY OF PREVIOUS AUTISTS IS LITERALLY THE BEST CHARACTER EVER
>>70366213
>Her only saving grace so far has been that everybody she's immolated has been a real asshole
https://youtube.com/watch?v=KuP8-EOQgvg
>>70365775
>Lord of light leads Stannis to his death when he decides to attack and try to conquer Winterfell while he's in the north.
>Sansa just so happened to be IN Winterfell when Stannis attacked.
Stannis wasn't interested in claiming Winterfell for himself to become warden of the north or anything. He wanted to liberate the north from the Boltons, and with Jon / Sansa lead the north, so he has a larger army to attack King's Landing.
But then again, if Stannis succeeded in claiming the Iron Throne, Daenerys might never become queen. Which might be required for her to beat the white walkers.
>Jon gets stabbed to death. Lord of Light resurrects him
How?
>Bran whispered to the Mad King
>Burn them all! Burn them all! Burn them all!
Couldn't he have whispered "burn the white walkers"
>>70366294
>tfw Daenerys will never absolutely WRECK the Seven Kingdoms like a total savage
>Stannis is kill
>Renly is kill a long time ago
>Cersei and Kelly C are out of the running because women can't inherit
>Viserys is kill
>Rhaegar is kill (durr)
Who's actually the rightful king when Tommen inevitably dies?
>>70366298
Am I supposed to feel bad for the slave trader?
>>70366267
Characters disappearing
>Easily explainable
>Will certainly return.
>GRRM has characters disappear and appearing in the appendixes.
Euron's going to summon a giant monstrous kraken to try and unite the realm in his cause, it will go wrong, very badly and it will require Tyrion flying a dragon clutching the Iron Throne to kill it as a makeshift missile.
>>70366138
>Blackfish and Jaime meet
>Jaime: "Have u ever heard of the rains of castamere? You know the song that played at the wedding of your nephew, Edmure Tully, the man we hld hostage
>Blackfish: Yes, my niece, Catelyn Tully, mother of Robb, Sansa, Arya, and Bran Stark and wife to Ned Stark died there also along with Robb Stark, the man we were loyal to"
>Brienne arrives
>"No weak man shall ever rule Riverrun!"
>She stabs him
>And who
>Are you
>>70366298
I dont see the problem here.
>>70366342
King Drogon of the House Targaryen, first of his name
Serious question ;
Who the fuck is Ian McShane playing? I dont keep up with posts/news but i thought i read somewhere that he was gonna be Sam's father.
Im miss remembering reading that obviously but i was actualy surprised when i saw that he wasnt Sam's dad.
>>70366342
Maergery now. She is Queen. If she is pregnant, she has it made.
>>70366305
>Couldn't he have whispered "burn the white walkers"
Maybe he did, warg whisperin is tricky shit
Aerys probably misheard him
What if the House of the Undying was all bullshit so that Daenerys would go to Euron?
>>70366006
Fucking lol'd
>>70366006
those traps
what are her lifts
>>70366408
The Septon who nursed The Hound back to health
>>70366443
what's the house of the undying? I just started watching the show last year because my ex-wife watched it.
>>70366408
Elder Brother. Brienne meets him on her task to recruit houses.
>>70366408
hopefully Marwyn
I wish gillys son was older. My girlfriends son needs a character to connect with
>>70366363
Like slavers are really so bad when compared to a fucking feudal serfdom?
>chaos isn't a ladder, I am the chaos. I am the Vale from the fingers to bloody gate. The north in my right hand, the Crown in my left, I am Westeros, come and see.
I have some feeling that season finale is going to be that Cersei trial and burning, but not before she actually admits all of her crimes of incest, Tommen's illegitimacy, including killing Robert. That would push Tommen over the edge.
will she appear again on the show or is she one and done?
>>70366443
We already know that at the very least some of what we saw was true. One of the visions was the Red Wedding.
>>70366488
>>70366466
Ty you both senpai.
>>70366542
I don't think you understand. She is going to break the wheel.
>>70366565
over the edge of the window he jumps from?
>and who
>are you
>>70366564
Chaos isn't a pit, chaos is a platter.
I am not going to stop the wheel, I'm going to eat the wheel.
I will answer famine with temperance. *orders three triple whoopers but without mayo*
Dragons didn't eat your child, I did.
You can't eat them, khaleesi. They're dragons.
Seems to me that queen who eats nothing is even worse than a queen who eats everything.
>>70366565
>Tommen going nuclear
I can't even imagine that.
>>70366267
>oh shit, dabib
>what
>doesn't jon have like a dog or something?
>fuck you're right. everyone else probably forgot about it too, lets just bring it back and kill it so we dont have to worry about it anymore
implying this wasn't the exact conversation they had about bran and summer
>>70366649
>Dragons didn't eat your child, I did.
This is the best one. Run with it.
>>70366342
women can inherit though, only if there are no eligible males. so danny gets the throne if tommen dies [\spoiler](de jure that is)
>>70366566
she was pretty on killjoys
Why is he so cute, lads? Literally best husbando
>>70366408
septon meribald, the elder brother who talks to brienne in AFFC
who also is best buddies with the hound now
>>70366664
In the sense of jumping out of the window, I meant.
>>70365713
IM. SHO. SORRY
So do the Lannisters not care about the North anymore? I understand that they have bigger FISH to fry at Riverrun and with the Sparrows and shit, but shouldn't they be at least a little concerned that Roose is dead and Ramsay is running amok? There's been literally zero conversation about The North so far this season. I can't even remember if they still care about the Iron Islands either. Has Kings Landing officially become a self-contained plot?
>>70366744
Roose is sexier
>>70365887
REKT. Stannis confirmed for kill.
>>70366294
Why does she look skinny in this pic
Can we post Conleth pls
>>70366845
I think the Lannisters are planning on allying with the Starks.
>>70366845
I don't recall anybody giving a shit about the Iron Islands, ever.
Like, barely anyone even cared when they sacked Winterfell.
>>70366456
Just """good""" British genes.
>>70366899
does he have a penis in that picture?
>>70366710
And after her? If she doesn't have a child that is
>>70366956
BREAK
>>70366845
There's been some. Its not that this objectively isnt serious situation, but Jaime and Cersei are dumb fucks. If they go North, Dorne will turn on them. If they fuck up with Faith and Marg dies, they're finished without Tyrells. Cant win. And North is a lost cause by now. No southern lord will send army up north to take it from the Boltons.
>>70366968
THE
>>70366055
EU-RON GREY-JOY?
>>70366910
What? Is this bait? Am I being baited?
>>70366910
This cant happen, they're hated by Dornish, Starks and Daenerys and not just for no reason, they slaughtered their families. The only thing Jaime could do when the time is right is to join the Northern cause against WW or whatever, but wherever he goes, everybody wants his head.
i'm
SOOOO
sorry
>>70367056
For what?
>>70367056
hashtag sorry
>>70367000
Ah, I guess that makes sense. Thanks anon.
>>70366910
Nice meme
>>70366910
what in the seven hells convinced you of this?
>>70366744
>>70366855
Sorry Dillane, but Michael is much cuter and sexier.
I just can't say who has the best personality. Dillane is more peculiar and seems like such a great guy, but McElhatton is so mellow it's hard not to pick him as the best husbando.
Yeah I'd probably give it to Mr Michael
>>70367002
BIG OL' COCK
>>70366910
makes sense if you really pay attention
>be novice at the Citadel
>older brothers were great knights and you're a thirdborn son so you may as well earn yourself a chain to learn about the world since you won't be getting any castles or lands
>be tutored by archmaesters and socialise in Oldtown with the other novices
>that's when you notice Alleras
>he's called the Sphinx, but he was much more than that. You couldn't stop yourself from admiring his long slender form, his dark Summer Islander features, his almost pretty face. He was a slender young man, and he wouldn't escape your thoughts
>you drink to try to erase these thoughts and you end up retching. You're in love with a boy. A Summer Islander boy.
>every day at the Citadel you can't help but stare at him. Some days he catches your eye and smiles. His accent has an soft Dornish drawl, at a sweet high pitch, you've listened in on him
>one day you confront him
>"Alleras...I've wanted you for so long..."
>"Oh, anon..."
>he tenderly embraces you and you kiss
>you go for the kill, and you find yourself reaching between his legs to find his long Summer Islander cock you've imagined to your guilt
>you feel something soft, and he moans
>you suddenly realise you're pressing against his small breasts in your embrace
>Sarella Sand smirks.
>"I suppose you wanted the good cock...I'm afraid all I have is the bad pussy."
>>70366150
This is what I want to know. Robert Strong is too OP, based Sandor is gonna BTFO him. I don't even give a fuck about the books, give him a part for the rest of the show.
>>70367068
do you think nedd taught his sons how not to rip the skin?
>>70367056
Guys I'm starting to think that CIA actually isn't a good actor
eurons valyrian armour when
>>70367086
>>70367083
>>70367051
>>70367044
Tyrion married Sansa first and when Ramsay married her they probably took that as a slight so they're going to betray them and take Winterfell for themselves. Also, I don't think the Starks will be mad at the Lannisters anymore either, because they are angry at the Boltons and the Freys.
>>70367106
*erupts into laughter*
ONE OF US
ONE OF US
>>70367162
wtf
>>70366329
Post the shooped version
>>70367162
how can people not just stare at her eyebrows doing their majestic dance?
how long until they become sentient?
>>70365869
shit I had forgotten about Quaithe
who is she? is she also capable of time traveling bullshit? is she Bran?
I like Preston
>>70367111
Thank you
>>70367162
I find my eyebrows raising slowly as I watch this, thinking "Calm the fuck down Emilia"
>>70367230
Who is that? He sounds like a hack tbqh
>>70367218
She's a faceless man. Why else would she wear the mask?
>>70367183
Are all the Ironborn litteraly retarded?
>>70367214
Shhh.. They'll hear you.
>>70367218
>who is she?
(supposedly) Asshai shadow mage with spooky prophet vision. We don't know anything else. She gives terrible confusing advice
>>70367238
kidnap her and ignite a rebellion that leads to the downfall of my dynasty
>>70367238
watch game of thrones
>>70367179
>not being angry at people who put bastards on the throne, executed their father, pushed their brother out of the window, mistreated sansa, arranged the death of king in the north, catelyn tully and king's unborn baby, torn their family apart
>just because they're busy hating boltons and freys who were in pact orchestrated by tywin
lannisters were and remain enemy number 1 for starks
>>70367258
They just like bantz. Can't handle it? Don't watch it
>>70367249
if someone took it off would she die?
>>70367238
turn 360 no scope
>>70367102
I like Conleth best fwiw. But Michael is my 2nd.
MEW best Lyanna.
>>70367258
Yeah.
>>70367238
buy some tits and we can talk about it
How did Ned manage to hear Lyanna calling "Promise me, Ned!" all the way in the tower while he was near the base dueling with Arthur?
FAT PINK MAST
>>70367265
that's true I can't remember anything from her prophecy. D&D probably forgot about her too
>>70367249
you're being silly, anon
>Arya trains to become a "faceless" "man"
>She has a face and she's a girl
anyone else really confused by this choice? what were D&D thinking?
>>70367238
B-But it's thursday
>>70367305
>I can't remember anything from her prophecy
from the books:
To go north, you must journey south, to reach the west you must go east. To go forward you must go back and to touch the light you must pass beneath the shadow.
ebin advice bitch
>>70367188
>please don't touch the monitor
how could i fucking not
>>70367281
Yeah but Jaime and Cersei are good guys now and so are the Starks. Plus Joffery is dead and so is Tywin.
>>70367344
wasn't there another one when she visited Dany a second time? I remember it from the show but I don't remember if it was on the books
>>70367317
>You're no faceless man!
>No...
>I'm a faceless WOMAN
>Stabs Jaqen
>>70367317
I wish Maise could change her face in real life so that she isn't a troll-child
>>70367385
The glass candles are burning. Soon comes the pale mare, and after her the others. Kraken and dark flame, lion and griffin, the sun's son and the mummer's dragon. Trust none of them. Remember the Undying. Beware the perfumed seneschal.
>>70367378
they're definitely not the good guys. tommen is a good guy and tyrells are.
cersei would kill sansa on sight for believing she was in pact with tyrion to kill joffrey. jaime made bran a cripple.
>>70367394
>I'm a strong independent stark woman who don't need no faceless man
>>70367356
Is licking considered touching?
Are we gonna get our seasonal "I fucking hate Thenns" line
>>70367420
>tommen is a good guy
Not anymore
>>70367419
oh yeah that one, now I can understand all of it. I just don't get the glass candles, are they magic?
>>70367419
if somebody really wants to help you, why tell you such cryptic messages?
melisandre had much more sense: great victory, saw jon at winterfell, resurrection
>>70367298
> she's like 13...
>>70367420
the tyrells aren't good guys. They orchestrated the assassination plot of a 13 year old kid at his wedding and Tommen and Bran are friends so they'll make up I think. Plus Cersei is better now and so is Jaime. Sansa and Jon will ally with them if they offer.
>>70367466
>not being against the highborn shits
>>70367480
Why is he so sumg?
>>70367238
> ywn care for her horse and see her gallop into winterfell and get hugs from her when she gets her horse.
why even life
>>70367291
>>70367102
Still no mention of Nikolaj and his perfect hair?
/got/ what do you think of the Trudy leaks?
>>70367530
He's stomping the royals left and right.
>>70367567
And her?
>>70367579
No, I don't think he's stomping her
>>70367475
yeah glass candles are magical artifacts used for distant communication and giving visions. Quaithe says Danny is causing magic to become stronger as evidenced by the increasing strength of magical artifacts
>>70367521
>Plus Cersei is better now and so is Jaime. Sansa and Jon will ally with them if they offer.
yeah, who cares about the whole murdering the father, mother, brother
cripling another brother
marrying off a sister to a walking turd
killing all assorted associates, etc, etc.
all will be forgiven
Would you rather get hooked on Milk of the Poppy or Shade of the Evening?
>>70367490
yeah but Mel is a two bit hack
>>70367521
Literally never. Sansa and Jon would ally with Tyrion, being friends and all.
And Sansa with Marg, but she won't live up to it.
>>70367602
oh cool. I hope we get to see Asshai. probably not but a man can dream
>>70367614
Shade. sounds psychedelic as fuck
>>70365581
Our guys:
>CIA, Protector of the Vale
>Mace the Ace, Hammer of the Tyrells
>Based High Sanders, Voice of the Seven
>Tywin Lannister, who cucked his son
>Randyll "Wildling fucking SHITS" Tarly
Am I missing any?
>>70367614
id like to get my poppy milked under the shade of the evening
>>70367627
Nice try. She brought back the show's true hero.
>>70367599
>Is rich, tall, 8/10 and famous
>This was best he could land
Thanks feminism
>>70367558
>Nikolaj having perfect hair
You don't know what perfect hair is
>>70367538
>>ywn
this needs to stop.
>>70367641
Euron Trump
>>70367641
High Sanders and fucking Randyll Tarly definitely aren't my guys, why so edgy.
What about Jon, too normie for you?
>>70367641
Dont compare lord sparrow 'the fag killer' with bernie 'the faggot' sanders
>>70367675
has there been a red priest who couldn't resurrect people? Fucking atheist Thoros of Myr did it so well that the revived guy could revive someone AGAIN by proxy
>>70367538
The most beautiful girl in the Seven Continents.
>>70367614
opium is fucking awesome
>>70367687
> ywn stop getting triggered by online shitposts and live a life of happiness and joy
why even live
>>70367641
You missed the Night King
>>70367270
> heh
>>70367725
who is this?
i tried google search and it said "woman"
I wish I could just sleep until the next episode.
Who /Stannisisalive/ here?
>>70367710
Fuck I meant to type High Sparrow but the redditors who post about Sanders here subliminally affected me.
>>70367614
>Liquid opium, can be used medically and recreationally
Sounds top comfy. Would drink after a battle.
>Magical liquid DMT mixed with magical liquid Acid that turns your lips blue
Honestly sounds fucking terrifying. I don't want some bad eldritch trips. Doesn't it also taste horrible?
Milk of the Poppy for me
BIG
>>70367725
> 7 continents
>mfw bran haven't feed me corn in years
>>70367826
GUY
Man, what are they doing with Theon. I was most interested in his character going forward and they have just trashed him, the only pay-off we got was the 15 second scene he had with Sansa at the end of last season, which should've been a much bigger deal. Now he's just scrubbed off the Reek persona like nothing and is Yara's manservant just like Jaime is Cersei's and Jon is Sansa's.
Waste of a good actor, I'm so close to actually just droppping this show, I'd have more fun reading the greentexts. All of my normie friends stopped watching last season so it's not even a social thing anymore
>>70367798
He's not dead in the books so he can't possibly be dead in the show, right ?
S-STANNIS THE M-M-MANNIS !!!
why the fuck do people hate the high sparrow?
he embodies the commoners hate for nobles and lords that take advantage of people, much like how a lot of people hate wall street or politicians for fucking things up for us
i guess they just see some religious guy putting restrictions on people? but even then to come to that conclusion is autistic
>>70367798
Fuck Stannis
>>70367866
No, fuck YOU! Redditors keep moving, this is a STANNIS neighborhood.
>>70367864
0/10
>>70367866
I bet those extras are D&D
>>70367604
>>70367634
The series is literally called A Song of Ice and Fire. The Starks are ice and the Lannisters are fire. Also Bran and Tommen are friends so they'll ally up.
>>70367856
Right now he's transitioning back to Theon, but obviously he's still not complete because he wants his sister to lead. He's going to become King of iron borne some time.
>>70367856
>we just take a moment to appretiate Alfie Allen
>He knocked it out the park
>>70367904
>the Lannisters are fire
>what are the Targaryens
>>70367864
Nobody likes religious fanatics.
>>70367538
Life truly is a song of Ice and Fire
>>70367864
I hate him because he gets away with everything
If based Tywin was still around he'd march in with 10k people, have every sparrow's head on a spike and then have the old fart drowned in a bucket
>>70367904
>the Lannisters are fire
you're baiting, right?
>>70367882
I'm pretty sure 90% of Stannisfags killed themselves months ago
Why didn't you join them?
>>70367904
Targs are the fire. 1/10 for making me respond.
>>70367864
>he embodies the commoners hate for nobles and lords that take advantage of people, much like how a lot of people hate wall street or politicians for fucking things up for us
That's the Ironborn you're thinking of though
Jon Snow is the most beautiful human being who has ever or will ever live
>Jon will literally become a song of ice and fire™
>meme magic is not real guys c'mon
>>70367102
well i agree to disagree, fellow husbando-poster. imo mcelhatton can be quite attractive but he's got nothing on dillane (especially on dillane as stannis) anyway, it's just a matter of taste
>>70368008
>Jon Snow is the most boring human being who has ever or will ever live
I agree with you anon
>>70367973
>>70367953
>>70367944
The Targaryens might be dragons but they aren't fire. Ice and Fire are opposites, so are Starks and Lannisters. Just like in the War of the Roses with the Yorks and Lancasters. But eventually they'll team up to take down the White Walkers because they are Ice and when they team up the Starks become fire too with the Lannisters.
>>70368008
that's not how you spell "Arthur Dayne" though
>>70367864
I hate how we spent several seasons with people like Cersei or Olenna outsmarting everyone and here comes mr rags who suddenly fucks everyone in the ass and nobody can outsmart him.
>>70368008
>Jon Snow
>"""""Human"""""
He's a manchurian candidate for the Others
>>70368008
Why are D&D trying to pass off this beta manlet as a real actor?
>>70368056
Also Bran and Tommen are friends so they'll reconcile.
>>70368056
>when they team up the Starks become fire too with the Lannisters
underage b&
Dany's cultural enrichment of Westeros begins S7, get hype
What's off the table?
>>70367725
>>70367774
HER NAME IS
>promisemened
>>70367895
Underrated.
>>70368056
>The Targaryens might be dragons but they aren't fire
>>70365748
>no steven seagal
>>70368087
one of my favorite scenes was Lancel confronting Littlefinger as he was going to meet Cercei
>we both peddle fantasies, brother Lancel. Mine just happen to be entertaining
What I wouldn't give for a LF/Varys vs high sparrow banter fight
>>70368093
>>70368091
>>70368049
>Literally Jesus
>Not the best character in the entire show
jej
>>70368056
delete this
>>70367946
how is not wanting to get fucked by power hungry lords considered being a fanatic? the faith of the seven holy military shit has been around for a while but just recently re surged due to everyone getting fucked by war and starvation by the masses
>>70367952
it was implied there would be commoner rebellion or bullshit in a scene with sparrow and olenna and other scenes too implying big outcry if he died
>>70367986
ironborn are just babby cucks
>>70368087
gee after a bunch of war and winter being here all the nobility is cucked out and cant take care of the people, whom have been suffering for YEARS now in the show, which can cause loads of unhappiness/tension/distrust/hate for those they feel is responsible for their current state
>>70368056
>because they are Ice and when they team up the Starks become fire too with the Lannisters
>>70368179
He has no personality at all, which is why you love him so much. Since he has no personality, you can more easily fantazise that Jon is you
He is basically a male version of Bella from Twilight
>>70368219
but Tywin doesn't give 2 shits, if the people rebel he'll kill 1 or 2 thousand and they'd surrender
>>70368179
Jesus is a boring character though.
>>70367521
This is Robb levels of thinking
>>70368097
>>70368129
>>70368234
>>70368187
Ok so Bran and Tommen are still friends and yeah it looks a little weird to say that the targaryens are tagaryens aren't fire but that's not true. The Lannisters are fire because they stand in opposition to the Starks (Ice) until soon. Ice and Fire are opposites but soon the rival families will become one in a song. I think Dany is just a decoy. She isn't fire the lannisters are. Also Bran and Tommen are still friends.
post yfw the show's finale is a Marvel tier showdown between Jon & the remaining Starks and the Night's King
>>70367166
He's not, but he's very entertaining.
>>70368259
leaders can't really kill off a social class of people
>>70367294
That's a very cute girl Anon
>>70368355
bran and tomen are best friends
>>70368380
Yeah
>>70368377
don't need to kill the all just remind them who's boss
>>70368102
HARRENHAAA
>>70368364
*Danny and the NK
and then Danny rushes in with the dragons and NK unleashes frost wyrms Warcraft style
>>70368407
yeah and then ur suddenly overrun by thousands more people
>>70367676
What if she's beautiful on the inside?
>>70368447
if the city is not defensible leave it and starve them until they give up
Tywin is no spring chicken he knows his shit
>Game of Thrones
Stereotypes
>North: good warriors, blunt, smell bad, somewhat brutish manners, loyal above all else
>The Reach: fairy tale kingdom with big castles, rich, abundant, kinda gay, prosperous, united
>Westerlands: medieval: the house. rich, good military, proud, handsome, ambitious
>Dorne: proud, cunning, historical, diverse, gay, oriental
>Stormlands: hard as fuck, honor and duty, best warriors, knights, strongholds, intimidating
>Riverlands: ???
>The Vale: hard lands, goat fuckers, centralized, strong
>The Iron Islands: brutal, bad mannered, dishonorable, pirates, barely civilized
>>70366305
he probs did specify white walkers, but most people cant handle that shit in their brain.
>"mad"
>>70367864
I don't hate him, I think watching him is fun as fuck
The notion of him shitting on the highborns power is so far away from reality for the Lannisters and Tyrells that he's able to troll them left and right
yo can someone post the "finally I have become the game of thrones" image?
>>70368523
this
>>70368495
>North
>loyal above all else
seems like they fuck each other every chance they get
>>70367864
Not all of us are commoners
>>70367294
> objectively incorrect statement
>>70368355
0/10
>>70368526
finally I have become the game of thrones
>>70365581
>[
whos ready for hte inevitable 2 page blog about why the walking dead guy is wrong and why Sad Puppies is bad?
>>70368604
That's literally just the Boltons
>>70368657
>why Sad Puppies is bad
but they are
>>70368632
I'm not the guy who posted the theory but I think they could team up. I don't understand his autistic obsession with Bran and Tommen, though
>>70368695
FUCK OFF GEORGE I DONT CARE SEND ME THE SCRIPT FOR TWOW NOW
>>70368705
Bran and Tommen are friends because they sparred with each other in Winterfell at the beginning of the series and had a fun time together and became friends.
>>70368705
They don't even know each other. They played once for a few hours with swords when they were like 3 years old, get over it.
Tyrion and Jon are friends.
>>70368705
he's talking about them reconcilling
ain't gonna happen
> I don't understand his autistic obsession with Bran and Tommen
well, tommen is gonna die soon and bran is basically a fucking tree so i have no idea wtf he's talking about and how 2 kids that haven't even talked in years will kill all the animosity between two families
>>70368705
i think he's memeing bc the actors are friends irl
>>70366263
>r+j=p
Pls explain
>>70368666
Robb fucked the Freys, Cat fucked the Karstarks, then the Freys fucked the Starks and now it looks like the Umbers are ready to fuck the Boltons
NEW BREAD YOU FAT FUCKS
>>70368793
>>70368793
>>70368793
>>70368793
>>70367647
Lmfaooo who ever you are I like your style
>>70368814
>>70368833
Game of Threads
>>70367162
WHAT IN GODS NAME? THIS BEAST MUST BE SLAIN!
>>70368828
I hate this thread
