Remake when?
Fuck you, that's when
>>70364146
not with the new one coming out.
>>70364146
>Implying there will ever be a cast of manly men that good again
Besides SJW's would bitch about it being so masculine
>>70364146
Hopefully fucking never because this movie is already perfect and timeless.
>>70364146
please no, it was good, don't tarnish it
>>70364146
Never, you disgraceful millennial fuckwit.
>>70364146
Any time
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3829266/
>>70365466
I get it.
>>70365565
It'll be shit and instantly forgotten, and the original will be remembered and revered for all time.
>>70364146
>tfw seeing this dude in an episode of Law and Order: SVU
I think he's the blackest man in history
>>70364146
I'd watch a remake if Bill Duke directed it.
>>70365692
that would be the president of argentina
>>70364146
>lets remake a literal 10/10
Just no OP, it's like trying to cover Nirvana
>>70364146
I'm gonna kick your ass if you ever bring this up again, Dave.
>>70365737
You don't want a proper modernization of Predator? Look at the great work that was done with The Thing, Robocop, and Total Recall.
>>70364259
^ this
Remember Adrian Brody in Predators? Not manly enough for this shit
>>70366082
> ^
We don't do that here
>>70365899
What is Predators
>>70365899
is this post sarcasm? I can't tell cause you included The Thing which was at least okay it wasn't god awful like the other two
>>70366151
We also aren't assholes, fuck off
>>70364146
Arnold in his Prime
Ventura years before /x/
Apollo fuckin' Creed
Sonny 9" Inch Tonto Landham
And Bill F'n Duke
GOOD FUCKING LUCK finding a cast anywhere near as fucking cool and manly as those fuckers.
Celluloid bleeding testosterone when it was in theatres.
>>70364146
>wanting a remake when you can just watch the original
I love John McTiernan so much. It fucking pisses me off that the man gets no respect, got no support from the film community when he had legal troubles, when someone like Polanski received a shitload of help for raping an underage girl.
>>70366265
Where do you think you are
>>70366288
you forgot Kevin Peter Hall
>>70366165
It's actually a sequel and doesn't adopt the same exact name in total disrespect to the original. It's also pretty good.
>>70366223
Don't worry, I was just foolin'.
Come on, there's plenty of modern actors who could be in a remake...
Dwayne Johnson
Chris Hemsworth
Jason Statham
Gerard Butler
Hugh Jackman
Tom Hardy
Terry Crews
>all female remake
You know it'll happen, /tv/
>>70368583
Those fucks have all already been in too many films. Their reputations are sullied. Plus they're older than anyone in the original.
>>70368602
>>all female remake
uh idk if it's a human thing or a black thing??
>>70367334
Reminder to /tv/ that the original Predator and the original Alien were both brothers from another planet. On paper, they had many striking similarities.
>>70366010
Shut the fuck up Jesse Ventura, I don't need your shit tonight.
>>70368773
>Hall was heterosexual
Why even bring that up? Just as a gay AIDS joke? If not, why?
>>70364259
Watch the making-of documentary about Predator---it's fascinating. Some of the actors were so manly they needed handlers on set to keep from swinging at each other.
I miss the masculine movies of the 80s.
Shit like the Expendables was a joke compared to them.
>>70369173
>Some of the actors were so manly they needed handlers on set to keep from
What the fuck? Like dogs?
>>70366265
>""""we"""" arent assholes
You're not on reddit anymore faggot
>>70368583
The original cast vs these fuckers. Full jungle combat shit.
Who wins?
You know the answer.
>>70368583
No, with that cast it would basically be a Fast & Furious movie with a furious alien hunting them down.
>>70368829
So people don't jump to the conclusion that he got AIDS from sex with a faggot and that the blood transfusion wasn't actually the cause
>>70369206
Yes. Especially the Billy the Indian. He wanted to fight everyone.
They were a bunch of coked-up alpha-male body-builders in the middle of the fucking jungle. Conflict was inevitable.
>>70368829
To point out the fact that faggots murdered him.
>>70369173
>>70369206
Thats only kinda correct
It was just Billy who needed a body guard because he got in fights too easily.
>>70366082
>70366082
Laurence Fishburne was the only good part of that movie
>>70369318
I think every movie franchise should end as a Predator crossover. Predator could be the link between hundreds of films, creating a new cinematic universe where Predators challenge increasingly irrelevant protagonists.
Bourne vs Predator when?
>>70369479
I wish the whole movie had been focused on him. He killed it in that role.
>>70369513
It would be a good conclusion to a lot of movies that have a group of protags who work together like F&F
Just have all of them get hunted down one by one
>>70369636
You and I oughtta be running things.
>>70368583
What made the original cast great was not just physicality.
It was their personal character. They were just naturally fucking awesome and strange at the same time.
It's not a coincidence that 3 of the actors in the film ran for public office. They shared common traits.
>>70369794
do you mean charisma?
>>70369915
That too.
Though Sonny Landham is straight up legit strange
>>70368602
mite be cool tbqh
>chick naked in the mud to hide from the predator
DUBS CASTS THE STAR!
>>70369794
>It's not a coincidence that 3 of the actors in the film ran for public office
Who's the 3rd?
>>70370010
Billy, in a "ME TOO" effort to become relevant.
>>70366165
exactly, like for some reason people think that Predators isn't a remake.... it's a sequel?
>>70364146
Name another actor with a pigment as dark or darker then pic related.
>>70370010
On June 25, 2008, Landham announced his candidacy for the U.S. Senate seat currently held by Mitch McConnell on the Libertarian line.[5] The same day Landham called for genocide against Arabs and referred to them as "ragheads". His comments were made on the political radio show The Weekly Filibuster.[6] Three days later, on June 28, the Kentucky Libertarians voted unanimously to withdraw Landham's nomination, citing his comments were not in keeping with the party's platform and values.[7]
based billy
>>70370100
they literally reference the first one's events and how ah nuld used mud to camo
>>70369794
that hand shake is like 2 penises fighting each other for a pig carcass.
>>70370178
i ment pythons....
>>70370126
I can't. I also can't name a cooler black actor.
>>70370126
Don Cheadle
>>70370100
It is a sequel. You'd know this if you watched it. Even if it didn't refer to events in the original there's no way it could be mistaken for a remake.
>>70370269
Fuck.
>>70368583
GAY
>>70370281
Just like Star Trek: Into Darkness is a sequel since it DID refer to the events of the original
Glad that you have 100% authority what is and isn't a reboot. You must be the intelligent one of your group of friends.
>>70370631
Into Darkness is obviously a sequel to Star Trek (2009) which is set in an alternate timeline parallel to Shatner's Star Trek.
Predators takes place after Predator, with new characters, on a different planet, and with a whole new story.
tl;dr: you're retarded, and I'm great.
How did Lawrence Fishburne stay a fatass in the middle of an alien jungle hell planet?
>>70370896
He probably ate anything and everything that landed on the planet. He had that light bending camo, and massive skillz too, so he didn't have to run much.
>>70365565
>written by the guy who wrote lethal weapon AND acted in the original predator movie
>>70365685
Maybe. Maybe not.
>>70365737
>it's like trying to cover Nirvana
You have to be 18 to post on this site, you know.
>>70368583
>Dwayne Johnson
not menacing enough
>Chris Hemsworth
too pretty
>Jason Statham
love him but he's a manlet
>Gerard Butler
past his prime
>Hugh Jackman
manlet and dyel
>Tom Hardy
not actually a big guy, manlet
>Terry Crews
reddit is that way >>>/reddit/
>>70365737
>Just no OP, it's like trying to cover Nirvana
are you being serious?
piss off
>>70364146
>Remake of anything
kill yourself
>>70372601
According to google Hugh Jackman is exactly the same height as Arnie and Carl Weathers.
>>70364146
Reminder that there WILL be an all-female Predator reboot within your lifetime.
>>70372841
Do we get a female Predator with it? I'd be down for that.
>>70373126The Predator is a tranny somehow
>>70368583
lol all these hollywood pretty boys and meme actors. this would be like magic mike in the jungle, made for women.
>>70365899
In defense of The Thing remake, I watched it recently after watching the original and it's actually a prequel, not a remake. It's actually very faithful to the time line.
>>70368583
I like a lot of them but they're all dandy's on the inside. Not manly enough!
>>70373126
I'm not going to beanplate this much but do we even know, biologically, that the Predators we've seen haven't been females? Have they shown "female" predators in any of the franchises?
I'm not trying to be SJW just more like a scientist, I guess.
>>70372509
Just making a point faggot
Nirvana is dad rock now anyway
>>70374222IIRC, there's some model somewhere showing that male preds are more like cuntboys. Granted, I don't exactly remember where it's from so make of that what you will.
Sharlto Copley should be in it. He's good at playing terrified characters I think.
>that TERRIBLE smoothing job for the """""remaster""""" they put out and called it the "Ultimate Hunter Edition"
JUST
>>70375147
what is a cuntboy
>>70376932
Masculine body with a vagina? Hell, in some of their EU shit they go full hermaphrodite and change due to either seasons or hormone fluctuations.
>>70364146
Blasphemy
Never utter those words when referring to that title ever again
>>70376954
ah. a dyke, is the word i normally use.
CONTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!
>>70376683
And you forgot that terrible, disgusting blue tint they added to the remaster, which makes no sense at all to make it look cold and desaturated since they're in a fucking tropical jungle
>>70364146
Hopefully never.
We're in the age of the numale right now.
They'd probably cast Chris Pratt as Arnold Schwarzenegger.
>>70377138
>right pic
What the fuck is going on?
>>70377138
Yes, a true abomination if there ever was one.
