>>70346184
Hardhome edition
HOLY SHIT DEATH BY WILDFIRE CONFIRMED
Post your
>Favorite Game of Thrones season
>Favorite Game of Thrones actor
>Favorite Game of Thrones death
>Favorite minor character
based normies thread
>>70348045
>shill edition
POO IN LOO shitskin spammer
Mago, Irri, Rakharo, Xaro Xhoan Daxos, Pyat Pree, Jeyne Westerling, Pyp, Grenn, Ser Barristan Selmy, Hizdahr zo Loraq, Queen Selyse, Princess Shireen, Princess Myrcella, Mance Rayder, King Stannis, Areo Hotah, Prince Doran, Prince Trystane, Roose Bolton, Khal Jhaqo, Khal Pono, Khal Moro, Khal Zekko, Khal Motho, Osha, Shaggydog, Greatjon Umber, Brynden 'Bloodraven' Rivers, Leaf, Summer, Hodor
How will these characters die in the books?
/pol/ here. I hope you enjoy your brainwashing goyim
/melancholia/ bros ww@
http://www.spotify-gameofthrones.com/
kek, some guy who was at Balticon just uploaded this video of Preston meeting George:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRcMsqCbzWk
>>70348045
More like the CURRYNIGGERS on Youtube amiright?
FROM THE DUSTY MESA
http://www.strawpoll.me/10375160
http://www.strawpoll.me/10375160
http://www.strawpoll.me/10375160
Jaqen = Syrio theory
Jaqen is in King's Landing posing as Syrio Forel, a Braavosi swordsman, to complete an assassination contract. To play the part more fully, he accepts a job from Ned Stark to train his daughter in swordplay. During the first lesson, he sees how passionate and determined Arya is, and sees the potential in her. Recognizing her fighting spirit, he takes a liking to her and begins her training with, "There is only one god, and his name is Death."
Ned is arrested and Meryn Trant comes for Arya in the middle of a lesson. Jaqen/Syrio knows something is wrong, and intervenes. He defeats Meryn Trant's goons with a wooden sword, and tells Arya to run as he faces down Trant, one on one. Arya runs.
Jaqen/Syrio disables Trant and escapes. How? Later in the series, Arya tells the Hound that Syrio, in her mind the best swordsman in the world, was killed by Trant. The Hound laughs, scorning Syrio by insulting Trant's skills as a swordsman. Jaqen/Syrio, a master assassin who had just incapacitated several men at once, would no doubt be able to survive a fight with a notoriously mediocre swordsman.
Ser Meryn Trant, a knight and member of the Kingsguard, would be disgraced and laughed at, most likely stripped of his position if it was revealed that he lost a fight to a man with a wooden sword. He threatens his men with their lives if they ever say a word, and makes no mention of Syrio when he reports Arya missing.
After escaping from Trant, Jaqen hits the streets and remains in disguise as Syrio. Jaqen/Syrio hunts for Arya, but King's Landing is huge and he can't find her. Time passes, he gives up the search temporarily and completes his assassination contract, then returns to the hunt. Somewhere around this time, he gets a raven/sign from the Many-Faced God/whatever with another contract. He puts it on the backburner to help Arya, who reminds him of the original Faceless Men - young, powerless, downtrodden, unfairly wronged, and desperate for justice/revenge.
>>70348062
>>Favorite Game of Thrones season
1
>>Favorite Game of Thrones actor
Tywin
>>Favorite Game of Thrones death
Squashed Viper
>>Favorite minor character
The bewb hoe that Joffrey killed with the crossbow
>its poo in the loo shills for his youtube channel episode
>>70348062
>Favorite Game of Thrones season
Season 3
>Favorite Game of Thrones actor
Alfie Allen
>Favorite Game of Thrones death
Oberyn
>Favorite minor character
Viserys
Who do you think theyll cast as Adult Lyanna Stark?
Is she gonna be a no-name actress for the least amount of screen time she has?
>>70348106
For weeks, Ned rots in the dungeons and Arya scavenges for pigeons to trade for bowls of brown. Jaqen/Syrio continues searching, but Arya was a quick learner, and is too elusive for him in a city the size of KL. This also helps explain why Jaqen likes Arya so much - she managed to elude him with almost no training, and he is further impressed.
Eventually, the bells begin to chime, and the entire city, including Arya, make their way to the Sept of Baelor. Jaqen/Syrio knows Arya will find her way there with everyone else, so he follows. In the Great Sept, Arya climbs onto Baelor's statue to see what's happening, and Jaqen/Syrio spots her above the crowd. He makes his way over to her as Joffrey condemns Ned, and sees Yoren pull her from the statue as Ned's neck gets rekt. Jaqen/Syrio follows Yoren and Arya, and watches as Yoren cuts off her hair and explains his plan to take her to the Wall, disguised as a boy.
Thinking quickly, Jaqen sneaks into the dungeons, still disguised as Syrio, and waits for Yoren to come through looking for recruits to take the black. He gets into a cell with Biter and Rorge (two dangerous lunatics, Yoren later tells Arya), and they start to fuck with him. Instead of killing them, which would rouse suspicion, Jaqen changes his face from Syrio to Jaqen right in front of them, which scares the shit out of both of them, and they decide to leave him alone.
>>70348093
Never saw a wood allen flick but that was funny
also family guy stole that joke
First for Kinvara, High Priestess of the Red Temple of Volantis, the Flame of Truth, the Light of Wisdom, and First Servant of the Lord of Light. For the thread is dank and full of memes.
>>70348045
Report all shills
>>70348045
Reaction vids are cancer
Kys
>>70348045
Normies are fucking despicable.
>>70348137
K
I reported you
First for Ros
>>70348117
>>70348095
>>70348082
It's a based Hardhome thread
>>70348128
Yoren shows up, Biter/Rorge/Jaqen are chosen or volunteer for the Night's Watch, and Yoren has them loaded into a caged wagon. Arya and the rest of the men bound for the Wall exit the city and make their way through the Riverlands. During this time, Jaqen acquaints his true self with Arya and tries to gain her trust again. This is where we learn that Biter/Rorge are terrified of Jaqen for some reason, who in turn just smirks without explaining why.
The group is attacked by Lannister soldiers, Yoren is killed and Arya captured. Jaqen escapes, because he does this shit for a living, and follows them. He disguises himself as a Lannister soldier, sneaks into Harrenhal, reveals himself to Arya, then assists her, Gendry and Hot Pie to escape when Tywin and the Lannister army rides to attack Robb.
When they're safely away from Lannister forces, Jaqen decides he's kept the God of Death waiting long enough, and starts to prepare for the contract he got just before Ned was killed. Knowing that Arya will be hunted by the Lannisters her whole life, he gives her the coin of the Faceless Men and tells her to come find him in Braavos.
Fast forward to the end of next season, and Arya is on a ship headed across the sea. When she arrives at the House of Black and White, Jaqen is pleased to see her alive, and begins her training as a Faceless Man, saying...
"There is only one god. A girl knows his name."
And that's all of it. Jaqen's actions before showing up in the caged wagon are pure speculation on my part, but it all seems to fit, and it also feels in-character for Jaqen.
Repoasting
>>70347985
>>70347988
Source? The director of The Door says it will only have 7 here, doesn't mention length of the eps:
http://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/2016/06/game-of-thrones-jack-bender-lost-direwolves-hodor?google_editors_picks=true
>Euron Crow’s Eye stood upon the deck of Silence clad in a suit of black-scaled armor like nothing Aeron had ever seen before. Dark as smoke it was, but Euron wore it as easy as if it was the thinnest silk. The scales were edged in red gold that gleamed and shimmered when he moved. Patterns could be seen within the metal. Whorls and glyphs and arcane symbols molded into steel. Valyrian steel, the Damphair knew. His armor is Valyrian steel.
>>70348062
>Favorite Game of Thrones season
1
>Favorite Game of Thrones actor
Stannis, because despite Dillaine not understanding the story, the show, or the hype around it, and never reading or watching it, he still fucking owned it.
>Favorite Game of Thrones deathHodor
>Favorite minor character
Karl fookin' Tanner
>>70348045
>""ironic"" shill cancer in the OP
Unacceptable.
>>70348106
I like it anon
>>70348156
>>70348156
>bolt to the kneecap
I just reread Ned's Tower of Joy chapter, so why does he specifically name Viserys but not Daenerys by name, instead refereeing to her as "your queen"?
>>70348137
idk understand this logic of filtering its like so petty.
>hururur only I can't see his post, that'll show him!
>>70348130
Family Guy stole a bunch of stuff from Woody Allen:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FmFrB73pe8c
Notice this is a hard cut, not a dissolve.
>>70348184
Dany isn't born until Dragonstone
>>70348062
Season 2
Ser Davos
That time the hound cut the guy diagonally in half at the Battle of Blackwater, it was awesome.
>>70348166
I'm glad these are still made.
>>70348184
Dany was not born yet (or he wouldn't know about it), he's talking about Viserys and his mother, who is the queen.
>>70348118
>Viserys
>Minor character
DELETE THIS
>>70348045
>mature adults actually watch teen dramas like Game of Thrones
>>70348058
>Napalm Death
What did they mean by this?
>>70348184
isn't dany born on the same day that jon is born? she was born in dragonstone though
>>70348166
>>70348218
That one is old, it was for preseason, someone has to make a new one
>>70348223
Reminder that this website is 18+ only
Who /Stannisisalive/ here?
>>70348062
3
Joffrey actor (Jack Gleeson?)
Shireen
Qarth death guy
>>70348223
>mature adults actually talk about teen dramas like Game of Thrones on a Mongolian forum for rice paper illustrations
>>70348258
He's dead Jim
>next season will only have 7 episodes
http://www.radiotimes.com/news/2016-06-02/it-looks-like-the-next-season-of-game-of-thrones-will-only-have-seven-episodes
Why hasn't a single original scene topped Robert/Cersei from S1?
>>70348118
>>Favorite minor character
>Viserys
>>70348236
How bad was the storm during her birth was it just some regular storm or was it some huge storm?
>>70348062
>>Favorite Game of Thrones season
5
>>Favorite Game of Thrones actor
Rosabell Laurenti Sellers
>>Favorite Game of Thrones death
Areo Hotah
>>Favorite minor character
Stannis
>>70348062
>Favorite Game of Thrones season
4
>Favorite Game of Thrones actor
Charles Dance
>Favorite Game of Thrones death
Oberyn
>Favorite minor character
Richard E. Grant
>>70348236
>>70348204
>>70348220
Makes more sense, they did say the queen had fled to Dragonstone so maybe she was giving birth to Daenerys there.
So now we've got Jon and Daenerys being born on the same day possible, anyone else that comes to mind to?
>>70348258
He's alive in the books
And since the fat fuck will never release the next one, Stannis will live forever
>>70348247
>someone
>>70348285
>the Mad King's crown
>>70348280
i really can't fucking stand when shows do this. just do a whole fucking season
its like a meme at this point to split up the last two seasons
>the braziers at Vaes Dothrak
>the Night's King mark
>Drogon being behind a hill
will they stop with this out of nowhere bullshit?
>>70348282
They had years to plan out season 1 but now they're rushed to push out a season every year. I think D&D aren't malicious so much as just fucking lazy. They take shortcuts because they want to shit out those scripts as quickly as possible.
>>70348265
>Shireen
How is that your favorite death? Worst death more like it
>>70348324
Based Bobby B had a new crown made
>>70348324
simple crown for a simple man
>>70348324
Looks like melted poops.
>>70348106
>>70348128
I was open to the idea up to the point where the Hound mock's Trant's sword skills. Beyond that point, it's pure fanfiction.
>>70348330
>Americans think 7 episodes isn't a season
>>70348156
He missed three shots at that distance?
>>70348289
In the books, it says the storm threatened to rip Dragonstone apart. So I'm thinking a big, big storm.
Did D&D drop the Dorne storyline?
>>70348366
hopefully
>>70348164
I hope after Arya kills the Waif Jaqen confronts her and smiles and says "and what does a girl say to death?"
>>70348324
Speaking of, will we ever get Euron's shark-teeth crown? Now there's a fucking headpiece.
>>70348285
>His smile when Dany says Drogo is going to give him his crown
It breaks my fucking heart every time. Viserys did nothin wrong.
reminder that the Others are the good guys
>>70348355
yea we should go the bbc route like sherlock, make 3 episodes every 4 years and pat each other on the back and drink tea
>>70348366
please make it so.
the whole thing was a jumbled mess
>>70348361
>So I'm thinking a big, big storm.
For you
>>70348378
He doesn't wear the Driftwood Crown in the books? I honestly can't remember.
>>70348366
I bloody well hope so
>>70348371
I would swoon, man. I know the cast and crew have said Syrio is dead, but I just don't believe it. That's one of my favorite lines from the show.
"There is only one god - the god of death. And what do we say to the god of death? Not today."
>>70348062
>Favorite Game of Thrones season
1
>Favorite Game of Thrones actor
Alfie Allen
>Favorite Game of Thrones death
Hodor, maybe? Or maester Aemon
>Favorite minor character
Depends on how minor, but Syrio was really fun
>>70348416
It's driftwood with shark teeth on it
>>70348170
>I am the storm, my lords. The first storm - and the last.
This new Aeron chapter has made me even more mad at D&D for their bland, uninspired and lazy take on Euron.
>>70348360
Deliberately anon, in order to prolong her ordeal. Jeez it's like you've never tortured a prostitute or something.
>>70348380
That's all he ever wanted :(
>>70348416
He got a new crown made for him sometime after AFFC, we see it in the TWOW Aeron chapter GRRM read at Balticon.
>>70348045
>watching game of thrones in a group
>not watching it alone in the dark on your phone
>>70348170
Based Valyrian steel armor
>>70348380
Viserys is the biggest cuck in this whole story
>>70348346
favourite as in emotional
>>70348062
>>Favorite Game of Thrones season
1
>>Favorite Game of Thrones actor
rory mccann
>>Favorite Game of Thrones death
grenn
>>Favorite minor character
pod
>>70348448
>>70348285
>tfw Harry Lloyd will never play Jon
>>70348318
(You)
>>70348092
yep
Who's next?
>>70348470
Fucking Deviantart.
>>70348366
I love Tyene so much. But honestly, Nymeria is incredibly underrated.
Bend the knee to the one true husbando of the seven kingdoms
>>70348124
>>70348519
cba
>>70348380
>>70348463
Kill yourself
t. David Lynch
>>70348509
I've got no problem with Kit as Jon. They use camera trickery to make him not look like a manlet, but other than that I think he's got the right look.
>>70348470
Isn't that the daedric armor from skyrim?
>>70348509
A true QT patootie
>>70348463
>watching kino on your phone
>I'm not supposed to think the Others are the cure for the Westerosi disease
>I'm not supposed to think the High Sparrow is going to make King's Landing great again
>I'm supposed to like Dany
Shit writers desu.
>>70348527
I can guarantee that Loras, Waif, Tommen, Ramsay, Lancel, HS and Walder will all be dead by the end of the season, so you can cross those out already.
>>70348527
Waif
>>70348062
>Favorite Game of Thrones season
6
>Favorite Game of Thrones actor
kit harington
>Favorite Game of Thrones death
Doran Martell
>Favorite minor character
The High Sparrow
>>70348124
Someone straight out of acting school
>>70348541
4 or 5
>>70348562
Kit is not a manlet
>>70348509
>midget kit will never get molten gold poured over his head
it's like we live in the bad ending
>>70348582
>>I'm supposed to like Dany
You're not though
>>70348568
No, it's valyrian armour
>rewatching game of thrones with some friends
>episode 1 robert visiting lyannas grave in the crypts
>idiot friend: "who dat?"
>neds sister they were supposed to get married but she ded
>"oh... ok..."
>talk of jon arryn
>"who dat?"
>ned and roberts foster father, raised them from when they were young... previous hand of the king... the guy who was dead at the begining of the episode
>"whoa lol this show is so confusing"
after the episode
>"wow episode one is so sick, its a shame so many idiots started watching so they had to dumb it down"
fucking normies man
>>70348584
HS can't die this season
>>70348589
Johnathan Pryce is listed in the opening credits; minor my ass.Although so are Missandei and Grey Worm so what the fuck do I know.
>>70348541
y-yes?
>>70348598
>Kit is not a manlet
>>70348045
based normies thread
>>70348470
this makes him look so fucking stupid
>>70348598
See, the cinematography even has you fooled. The system works.
3 DAYS LEFT
Daily reminder George is not a slow writer.
LOTR is 473,000 words long and took 12 years to make.
That's 39,417 words per year.
ASOIAF started in 1991 and he published the last book in 2011.
1,314,000/20 = 65,700 words per year from AGOT to ADWD.
George is right on schedule.
>>70348619
Nice tits
and you just know he has a huge hog
>>70348598
kek. if you say so anon
>>70348062
>1
>Bart The Bear
>Jojen Reef
>Guy who finds shipwrecked Davos in S3
>>70348097
> spent whole might making video for the FROM THE DUSTY MESA shitposter
> mfw /tv/ doesn't support sound
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WV7Oe8X-3fk
>>70348634
for less than two minutes on the screen
>>70348062
>1
>dillane bean and addy
>donal noye
>dolorous edd
>>70348634
3 EPISODES LEFT
>>70348605
to be fair when i first started watching the show it took me a while to figure out what exactly was going on, it's all over the place in the beginning
>>70348636
Yeah, but LOTR was worth it
>>70348642
>huge hog
>>70348619
>>70348075
>>70348045
Reminder that you're all posting in a shilling thread.
>>70348541
thanks for fixing my pic senpai
>>70348045
>tfw they will never be your friends
why even live?
>download the GoT mod for M&B:W
>Kings Landing changes hands every couple of weeks
wew lad
>>70348636
Tolkien was also writing while a full-time professor.
>>70348605
The last part made me cringe, but I'm about to start S1 with a buddy who hasn't read the books or seen the show, so I'm fully expecting the first part.
Honestly, I would have preferred a veteran of the series to have watched the first episode with me to give brief explanations of the characters as they're introduced.
>>70348681
What exactly is this thread shilling? Because I honestly can't tell.
>>70348117
this indian looks pretty based in this picture tbqh
I bet he gets all the pussy in the club
>>70348669
we'd all seen it before it was a rewatch
>>70348598
>>70348702
And george is a full-time science fiction writer.
>>70348312
>since the fat fuck will never release the next one, Stannis will live forever
>episode 10 is called The Winds of Winter
Assuming that refers to the breaching of the wall, we have only 4 episodes to:
>put Sam in the citadel
>introduce House Hightower and Marwyn the Mage
>see/hear about Euron sacking The Arbor and sailing for Oldtown (HE HASNT EVEN MENTIONED THIS YET IN THE SHOW)
>Euron acquiring the horn of joramund and blowing it from the top of the Hightower in Oldtown, which he now controls, bringing down the wall.
Let me guess, Euron gets amputated again and he has nothing to do with the wall's destruction.
>>70348602
>/tv/ still delusional
>>70348614
He's just memeing bro, he also said that 6 was his favorite season and Doran's death was his favorite
Worst Game of Thrones scene desu
>>70348737
hard body cam
>>70348724
Euron's not bothering with attacking Westeros until he has Dany.
He'll have an armada built by ep10 and will sail to Slaver's Bay
>>70348737
>physiological
>>70348045
Cast her.
Hard modeno dany
>>70348724
>Implying Marwyn will be in the show
>>70348724
You forgot the biggest part, Euron actually fucking taking Oldtown which is the largest city in Westeros.
I doubt he will have any relation to the Winds of Winter in the show but it's obvious he will be the main villain of the books and The Others were a red herring.
>>70348737
>>>/facebook/
>>70348737
Hairy Dress Buttsex
>>70348666
>I can't into math
>>70348765
Dany
>>70348765
stop spamming this ugly bitch in every /tv/ thread you mong
WHEN THE LAST LIGHT WARMS THE ROCKS
AND RATTLESNAKES UNFOLD
>>70348724
there's not going to be any horns in the show. sam has the horn, but they haven't even bothered showing it since like season 1. the horns are just irrelevant at this point
>>70348737
Cam cum done
I hope Walder shows up in the next few episodes, he brings such a smile to my face.
>>70348707
If you can't tell by the posts I mentioned I'm not even going to take the effort trying to explain it to you.
>>70348771
Unless Kinvara is a replacement for Marwyn, we're going to see Marwyn. There's no way Daenarys can defeat Euron without Marwyn, Marwyn is the only person who knows more magic and esoteric secrets than Euron.
>>70348765
done
>>70348636
It's pointless people complaining about George's pace especially when they still have to wait for A Dream of Spring which may take another half decade to write and the TV show will be long over by the time it is published and put onto shelves.
Also why are people surprised about Euron's Valerian steel armour, wasn't Jaime's made out of it too?
>>70348789
10 episodes this season, we've already had 7
10-7=3
Math checks out familia
>>70348062
>season
1
>actor
David Bradley
>death
Rickard Karstark
>minor character
Hot Pie
Who are the samurais of Westeros?
>>70348749
>he also said that 6 was his favorite season
What's wrong with that
>and Doran's death was his favorite
Did you consider that the dornish master plan just sucks, though?
>>70348724
... why does Sam need to be in the Citadel (not like that's hard to do)?
Why do we need to know about Hightower and Marwyn?
Why does he need to sail for Oldtown?
Euron can just produce the horn from somewhere, say he found it in Valyria or something, and just fucking blow it. Probably won't be any more complex than that. D&D are trimming the fat.
>>70348617
>>70348630
>>70348643
>>70348718
How is 5' 9" a manlet?
>>70348825
good post anon
>>70348765
Human Privy
>>70348806
Explain this meme
>>70348827
>Hot Pie
he's coming back
i am 90% sure there will be a scene with brienne at the inn they left hot pie at, gendry will probably show up there too. it will be similar to the books.
>>70348812
Hes living the cunny dream
>>70348843
>How is 5' 9" a manlet
>>70348843
He's 5'7"
>>70348062
>Season 3
>tied between Charles Dance and Sean Bean
>Oberyn
>tied between Blackfish and Fookin Legend
>>70348849
thanks famm
>>70348045
Are these reactions fake?
>>70348861
>posting the shopped version
>>70348684
>wanting to be friends with a bunch of Indians
The other viewing party at Burlington Bar is where it's at. QT GoT fan girls, white guys that may be bros, drinks all around, it's a good time!
>and you'll never experience it
>>70348849
good post yourself, lad
>>70348821
GRRM will never finish the series. He wants his notes burned after he dies.
He knows he'll never be able to write an ending that completely satisfies everyone, he's way out of his depth now.
He'll release TWOW and not even bother with ADOS and let us spend the years after his death speculating about what might have happened here and there
The fat mans final joke
>>70348831
They even look slightly less ridiculous than he does.
>>70348843
on 4chan everyone is 6'4" and above
>>70348849
based Waif-fu
>>70348898
all reaction videos are fake. they are all acting (terribly).
>>70348062
>Favorite Game Of Thrones season
I'm between third and first, best seasons imo.
>Favorite Game Of Thrones actor
Since we are talking about actors i'm gonna say Kit, i had a drink with him (just one drink, like ten minutes of conversation) when he came to Brazil, he was cool.
>Favorite Game Of Thrones death.
Ned Stark dying is what made me really like the show and made me stay until now, so yeah, his death is still the best imo.
>Favorite minor character.
Dolorous Edd.
>>70348898
They're normies. Everything they do is fake.
>>70348821
>>70348821
>wasn't Jaime's made out of it too?
No
The art to produce valyrian steel has been lost, so all we have are a couple of invaluable swords.
>>70348898
Of course not. If you don't jump out of your chair and scream at every scene then you're not following the show closely enough.
>>70348908
I really dont get any of this reaction videos at all.
I mean why are people so emotionally invested to got characters?
People
>Jon Snow is revived
>WOAH NIGGA SHIEET
Me
>Jon Snow is revived
>ok
>1st for Azor
>>70348802
>Literally two threads
>Spamming
wat.
>>70348813
Yes, I can't tell. I think you don't know what the word shill actually means.
>>70348948
>>70348908
>Acne at 29
You're welcome to her lads.
>>70348954
normies are all attention whores anon.
>>70348975
also, she looks like a man
>>70348954
reaction videos are fake bullshit, there are no genuine reactions, it's just a bunch of morons exaggerating everything so they can get more money from views
>>70348954
But that may be because you're an autist unable to experience human emotions.
>>70348954
>why are people so emotionally invested to got characters?
Time spent reading the books and watching the show over years, I got misty eyed when Hodor held the door
>>70348948
Would you get one of these?
>>70348470
This makes the show armor look so much better by comparison, thanks for posting.
>>70348954
>>70348737
hard body bitch
>>70348790
Agreed she would have made a much better dany. Fucking hell emilia clarke in an insufferable cunt.
>>70348999
fag
POST RANA PLS
where the fuck is bradamante when ou need him?!
>>70348987
>>70348923
What about hidden cam reactions?
I was shopping in a store when I saw my dad looking at a book of some unclothed paper dolls. I very loudly said to my dad, "what are you looking at you perv" and the man looked up and wasn't my dad
>>70348975
You can't know that, but a lot of women have bad skin, they just cover it up with lots of make up.
>>70349000
No, because I'm poorfag
>>70348929
Huh. Really makes you think...
>>70349020
gee anon, thanks for sharing. you got any more anecdotes that rival that one?
My theory is that Euron is Varys.
>Both Targ supporters, Varys is backing Daenerys support and Aegon's while Euron wants an alliance with her and she needs a fleet, who better to provide one then him?
>Both magicians in some way
>Both like cutting out tongues
>>70348092
Doesn't even work, I don't listen to death metal.
I miss him
>>70349026
Lots of women have bad skin because of makeup. Clogs the pores and shit.
>>70349058
we all do
RIP
>>70348825
We've had 6 episode
badpucci
>>70349000
Why would anyone get those hideous figurines? I don't see why you would ever collect them.
>>70349019
i'm sure those are all bullshit too. i mean really, you put a camera somewhere, tell people not to look directly at it, and call it a 'hidden cam' and voila
>>70348470
So fucking gay, wow
>>70349069
Because they are dank
>>70349067
This
Changes
EVERYTHING
I'll be back in an hour with a new formula to figure this shit out
>>70349000
Is that a Tommen or Joffery?
Euron is /got/'s one true king. The show is irrelevant.
>>70348084
>Greatjon Umber
When did he die in the show?
>>70349058
>I miss having half the thread deleted
>I miss having janitors and mods monitoring /got/ constantly
>I miss him shitting up the entire thread because he doesn't know when to stop
no you don't
>>70349091
Joffrey with a crossbow.
>>70349069
They look cool. I have all the GoT ones and ghostbuster ones
They also smell nice since they're vinyl
i hope wilko accompanies jaime, i need more pics of the payne train
>>70349099
He died offscreen. Smalljon said so.
>>70349099
redwed
>>70349041
>Varys is a merling
>Euron is the Drowned God
It adds up
>>70349069
Normies love that shit because they're relatively cheap and presumably because they think it makes them appear geeky, but not too geeky. If you get my meaning.
>>70349099
He died of natural causes offscreen.
JON STARK NEXT EPISODE
>>70349120
>>70349121
Did we see the body though?
>>70348045
disgusting