What would you do if you were in his position?
same shit, flash my dick to everyone and fuck bitches
Hunt down Tremors
walk outside naked haha
>>70337530
watch tv and play video games in my room
Kevin Bacon is an American treasure, even when he plays an invisible rapist!
rape
>>70337530
hollow out your mom
rape
Going to have to state the trivial answer: Ghost rape.
>>70337589
delete this
>>70337530
Cum on random people and/or their food in public.
im already invisible
Rape
Pretty sure no one has answered this yet.r a p e
haunt a house
Steal a lot of money, buy a house away from the city, venture back every once in a while to drug and fuck some girls I know.
Suck so many titties it's not funny. Bacon had the right idea. Winters should suck though.
>>70337625
Would the cum still be invisible
I'd wear a white bedsheet and annoy the fuck out of people. When they finally tear it off me, I'd say something like "Thank you mortal, you have freed me from the shackles that kept me here. Farewell".
Rinse and repeat until everyone thinks there is a ghost plague.
R A P E
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hunt some Elisabeth Shue
try to cope with the fact that im blind cause my retinas no longer function.
>>70337684
>drug
what's the point of drugging them? just invisirape them.
>>70337709
I hope not. Or if it was, then my other bodily functions would be too. So I'd just shit and piss on people and that would be really funny to me.
>>70337530
Literally rape and steal
Kevin Bacon in The Woodsman as a pedo FTW
>>70337792
>not rape steal and kill
what a fucking pleb
I rewatched this the other day and asked myself the same question.
If I wanted to do anything illegal (which I do), I would have to do what he did, which is kill all the people who know about the experiment.
Which then leaves me in a position of having no friends, and without other people's help, probably would never be able to turn myself visible again.
I mean raping and stealing would probably be exiting at first. But living a life where you are literally invisible, and never able to interact with anybody ever again, just isn't much of a life.
So probably I would just be a good boy and figure out a way to undo the whole being invisible thing.
>>70337530
Whisper ghost shit to women all day long. They are all into that.
Tell them I'm a higher being and I chooses them to be my bride. They all want to be something special.
If this not working out, ghost rape.
>>70337530rape
Be some loser kid's imaginary friend and watch over them like a guardian angel.
>>70337844
What do you mean? He can still talk to people, right? Just pretend you're a ghost.
>>70337705
Not really, just go live in SoCal or something. It'll never drop below freezing and an invisible person can easily find some house to squat in, probably a rich celebrity's house too.
>>70337775
Because I want them to be pliable and relaxed enough to just think they're dreaming. Not screaming and thrashing around.
>>70337865
haha sounds sweet .. i would try and make people go insane by doing this and moving shit around
>>70337914
dude just go to some wiccan or witchcraft meeting and tell them you'll impregnate them with the antichrist or goat god or whatever, they'll let you do whatever
>>70337530
Rob a bank, enter Area 51 and other top secret government facilities,
probably rape.
Invisibility does not
>erase your stinky ass smell
>make you impervious to weather while naked
>muffle your breathing noises
>get rid of the noises simply moving makes
>give you super lockpicking skills
>improve your agility enough to slip into a door at the same time as someone entering or exiting without bumping into them
>endow you with magic rape strength
So just fuck off with this meme fantasy
>>70337557
>>70337562
>>70337564
>>70337682
>>70337720
>>70337844
>He doesn't want to rape after becoming invisible
go to a store and starting eating food in front of people
>>70337908
At least have the dignity to call yourself a phantom
>>70337977
how loud do you breathe anon?
and if you make some noise moving, no one's going to instantly assume there's an invisible man roaming about
>>70338005
Phantoms don't wear bedsheets, and I am totally wearing a bedsheet.
>>70337977
Yeah this.
Also try going into a bank and take out a bunch of cash. You literally can't. Not unless you're willing to eat it first.
>>70338047
Phantoms and spectres wear whatever they want
It's ghosts and spooks who can only wear sheets
Imagine just eating cans and cans of baked beans, finding unsuspecting people alone and ripping giant farts when they enter your vicinity. They'd be all confused and looking around like "who the fuck? what the fuck was that? did I do that?"
>>70338074
why would anyone want cash? it'd be ridiculously easy to lift credit and debit cards, which you can also use to make purchases online
>>70338113
I'm aware. But I want to wear a bed sheet.
>>70337705
>Suck so many titties it's not funny.
I'd hang around maternity wards
>>70338121
>not always farting anyway
*ppffffweeeeee*
>>70338074
No, but you can stand by an ATM machine to see people's PINs then grab their wallet and hide it between your legs or something and withdraw as much cash as you can.
Don't post ITT if you wouldn't put stuff up your butt to see was like
>>70338151
are you going to impersonate the babies?
>>70337709
I hope so. I hope all my bodily fluids and excrement would be. I'd love to shit in a movie theatre one day desu.
>>70337773
this. Anyone not realizing that they're blind while being invisible?
>>70338196
I don't need to impersonate anything when there's an extra titty. Women don't feed two babies at the same time that's gross.
youd proabably die in a few months
not being able to see yourself would really suck. you wouldnt be able to upkeep
Assassinate Trump, Hillary, Bernie so that John McAfee can become president.
>>70338214
But how would you wipe yourself properly
>>70338121
they'll be even more confused if you make an invisible fart while you ghost rape them
>>70337773
>>70338222
his position in the film is that he is not blind, reap the OP
>>70338121
Damn calm down satan.
>>70338250
go to bed john
>>70337898
Dis
>>70338258
on people's clothes
>>70337977
Oh look, this post again
>>70338306
Defeats the purpose of you can't see the shit stains tbqh
>>70337960
What does robbing a bank do when you can't spend any of the money because you're invisible. He can't cut off his invisibility.
>>70337910
As someone who lives in one of those "greatest climates in the world" towns, it would still suck
>>70338368
buy stuff online
>>70338367
You just gotta be thorough. And sometimes YOU JUST KNOW
>>70338367
I guess I'll just have to keep wiping my asshole on people
>>70337530
raped a lot more people thats for sure
>>70338384
I said that and I live here, it would not suck, don't know what you're talking about senpai.
>>70338368
clothes, gloves one of those realyl detailed masks they have now and some sunglasses .. problem solved
>>70338466
>masks
bruh just wrap yourself up in gauze and pretend to be a burn victim/mummy
>go to comic con as the invisible man
>people will be amazed
I think what's more disturbing ITT is not the amount of people wanting to rape but the people who want to shit everywhere and wipe their asses on people/people's clothes.
>>70338546
Why? It's funny.
>>70338546
dude imagine smearing it on some person's ceiling and they can't figure out why their room smells so terrible
>>70337977
The average man is significantly stronger than the actual woman, and the invisible man is empowered to rape women insofar as he retains his starting strength, so to say, together with his newfound ability to avoid detection.
Contrary to your greentext, invisibility /does/ confer magic rape strength insofar as it is a fictional device /to remove social consequences (to a point), while leaving innate physical powers intact/. And since everyone knows that if any man who really wants to bad enough, can creep up on a woman alone, he can physically overpower her and have her. And, somewhere deep down inside, functional woman knows that the man who is bold enough to do this to her, /deserves her/ on some level. Hence the commonality of women's rape fantasies. In some sense, a successful ravishing is /by definition/ sufficient display of value, of competence.
It's been years since I saw Hollow Man, but I seem to remember the suggestion that the sci-fi was addling his brain a la Jeff Goldblum's Fly, in the expected rapey directions per the plot. The invisibility, like say 4chan anonymity (or what remains of internet anonymity more generally) is license to act like an ass, or to rape. It represents blessed escape from consequences. There's actually some interesting angles here for everyone: 4chan males, tumblr feminists, and camille paglia contrarians.
>>70338590
or on their upper lip. Or in their meatloaf
>>70338617
well they'd feel or taste that then, the interesting part to me is the sheer confusion they'll experience at not being able to figure out why it smells.
>>70338682
Oh I just want to trick someone into eating poop
>>70338610
kill yourself.
>>70338709
Where's your ms paint comic
>>70338610
>being this edgy
End yourself faggot.
>>70338709
>confronted with an excellent and thoughtful post which goes right straight to the heart of everyone and everything, in both the RL and fictional narratives entailed
>first (You): k-kys
no higher compliment.
>>70338610
submit this for peer review on my desk by tomorrow 9 am morning Johnson
>>70338766
Refute one fucking thing I said.you can't.
>>70338367
>>70338431
>>70338433
this would actually be pretty entertaining desu. just pick one poor soul and keep wiping small amounts of invisible shit on them over a long period of time until they gradually go insane
>>70338546
he doesn't secretly desire to rape and shit on people
>>70338180
>hide something between your invisible legs
nice logic dumbass
>>70339067
you'd be surrounding it with invisibility, ergo it's invisible like the innards of your body
>>70337835
In which order?
>>70339147
well it's not really rape if they're dead
>>70339134
>surrounding it with invisibility
Fucking genius.
>>70337530
I would become the most prolific hitman to have ever existed.
>>70339219
>not the most prolific rape man to have ever existed
>>70339265why not both
>>70338180
And where and how would you spend said cash on food n shit?
>>70339320
>not just grabbing food and eating it
>>70337530
run around naked.
probably petty shit like find some guys that i hate and rub my junk all over their food. maybe hate fuck their girlfriends after messing with them for weeks making them think they have a poltergiest
besides that i dont know. sneak into the movies maybe? try to stop some crime if i see it just to get my superhero kicks
also was he supposed to somehow have become super strong? i mean in the movie suddenly hes doing shit like lifting heavy things no problem and taking a shit ton of abuse no problem
i mean in the end he is burned to an extreme but still moving. hit full force on the forehead by a crowbar, electricated, blown up, and hes still going
>>70338610
I agree.
>>70337530
Literally did nothing wrong but ""white people"" needed their ending.
This is how most movies turn out unfortunately, rest in peace Hollow Man
>>70337530
I'd cum in a small syringe and then use it to insert my cum into a virgin girl while she was sleeping until she got pregnant, then I'd go to the Vatican City and whisper into the ear of the Pope that the virgin I got pregnant was the next Mary and my kid was going to be the second coming of Christ, also rape, I'd do a lot of rape
>>70339444
crystal skin master race reporting
gas the kikes, crackers, spics, niggers, gooks and other opaques.
Race war now
>>70339444
i know your baiting but im bored
did nothing wrong except raping someone
killing his entire team and then trying to blow up his lab?
>>70337977
It's pretty easy to rape women without being invisible anon, the difficult part is not getting caught
>>70339594
See what I mean..
>honkeys
>even once
Not even bruh
>>70339594
your baiting?
>>70338214
>I'd love to shit in a movie theatre one day
the studios beat you to it
I'll cover my house in my own shit so I'll have an invisible house.
>>70337557
He is so damn handsome in Tremors.
Die from invisible infections
>>70337530
Get naked, walk to the nearest pre-school and never leave.
>>70337530
Superhero!
>>70344465
I know it doesn't work when he knows someone is looking at him.
But Does his superpower work if he doesn't know someone's looking?
>>70344493
Probably not. Then again... didn't he get pack the cameras/sensors/whatever?
I haven't seen the movie in a while, I really should go back and watch.
>>70337530
I have to imagine your sense of morality and respecting other peoples privacy would take a fucking nose dive off the highest building.
>>70337530
probly just fuck around in public
but honestly i would probly just kill myself after a while.
>cant really talk to anyone
>cant even buy anything if i steal money
>probly cant find a place to stay
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>>70337530
Only slightly different than him because I would exclusively rape anons, would go on meetups on various cons and then follow them to their room and rape them
>>70337530
probly sneak on a plane to a warm country so i could stay outside all the time. getting an apartment while invisible could be kinda hard
then just sneak into movies and steal shit to pass the time
Force white women to have sex with black men
He already did it
>>70344963
>/fit/
>isn't
>>70346457
Why are you surprised?
>>70344963
Internet was a mistake.
>>70337545
How are you supposed to flash your invisible dick you ginormous cock gobbler
>>70337530
Stalk my ex, watch her getting fucked by her new bf and cry silently in the corner when she says I love you to him after he blew his load and is still inside her.
>>70337530
Buttfuck Rhona Mitra.
Oh, wait...
>>70346565
Best scene in the movie.
They couldn't get away with it anymore.
>>70337844
so basically like people on this board without raping and stealing?
>>70337530
post this same thread all the time
>>70337530
I loved this movie. This is one of the few movies where they cast a hot woman who was actually super hot. Goddamn, first movie I masturbated too. Good times.
