HAVE YOU ever gotten an autograph from a celebrity?
>>70337148
If you think Howard Shore is a celebrity...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMNAl5jrG_A
>>70337148
Got 2 of Bruce Campbell's books personally signed by him at an event years ago to promote his Sci-Fi original movie "The Man with Two Brains"
Nope
>>70337148
Will Sandler use this guy for one of his shitty flicks?
Had Jason David Frank sign my Dragon Dagger and Walter Jones sign my Black Dino Bike.
Walter is a bro, JDF is a fucking prick.
I got Ed Furlong's name down so he could have his bag of shit back
>>70337148
i saw Jim Brown playing chess at a cafe in South Beach
i didn't ask for an autograph
it was an awesome experience
if i was a celebrity i would never sign autographs or take pictures
>>70338750
Why pass up the money? The fucking Weasley Twins from Harry Potter can make about 40k in a weekend on autographs/pictures. Even a D-Lister can live comfortable running the con circuit.
Oh man if I ever get famous enough I'm just going to pay a celebrity lookalike to go to award ceremonies in my place
>>70337148
I work in the service industry, so yes.
I got an autograph from the voice actor that worked on a bunch of Valve games, if that counts
>>70338750
I'd sign everything to keep the value down for autograph scalpers and flood it.
>>70337148
no but i got Matthew Mcconaughey to say "alright alright alright" at a beach in Mexico
>>70337148
Tom Jane signed my copy of Deep Blue Sea and wrote "Believe in your dreams!" with stars around it.
Was at a comic con, real nice guy. Walked up to everyone, shaked hands, chatted with you and was a genuinely cool guy to be around.
>>70338834
If I were famous and my waiter asked me for an autograph during my meal I'd sigh audibly, demand they get me a pen, sign the autograph and then tell them, "that's your tip."
>>70337148
Clive Barker, back when he was more popular.
Got autograph from bruce Campbell and godzilla
>>70339026
It's nice that godzilla takes time to give autographs when he's destroying tokyo
i have the autographs of the cast of lord of the rings since they were filming near where i lived
Everyone who is on MLP. Multiple times. To the point they recognize me at conventions.
>>70337148
me on the right
So if I write the person's name along with my autograph does that reduce the value of the item?
>>70339348
>Who should I make it out to?
>...eBay?
>That sure is a popular name today
>>70339317
I would ejaculate if I ever came within half a mile of Daisy.
>>70338960
Cool, but I meant that they sign their credit card receipts.
I got Michael Gira to sign a guitar pick Swans played with after their show. He was like "how the fuck did you even get this". Cool guy, good dance moves.
>>70339577
Celebs love seeing weird or obscure shit. Brad Pitt was at a Comic-Con around Fight Club time and I asked him to sign a copy of Cool World on Laser Disc. He fucking laughed his ass off.
>>70338854
lucky
>>70339577
Based on nothing, I always assumed Gira was an asshole. Good to hear otherwise.
>>70339422
uhh, like why?
>>70337148
Woah, i'm seeing double here..
Four Sandlers!
>>70338879
Sounds like he was being ironic lol. Love to see him in movies, but always had the lingering feeling that the guy is a douche in real life. Hope he was awesome
I have no proof, but Gabe Newell has my autograph in his office. My uncle is a carpenter in Seattle, and he always signs his name on furniture he builds where it would be impossible to see. I was helping him one day, and he let me sign the back panel of a cabinet we built. Later that week we delivered it to Gaben's office together. I didn't meet him but I got to see his knife collection.
>>70337148
I used to have a signed picture of Ron Perlman because I am somewhat distantly related to him
>>70339789
That doesn't mean anything. If I jack off in JLaw's soup it doesn't mean I had sex with her.
>>70339816
I would brag about jacking off in her soup on 4chan though.
>>70339816
Are you trying to make him feel bad because he didn't have sex with Gabe Newell?
Never a signature, but I met a lot of celebs from my job and my favorite was getting a hug from Jim Carey.
Actually I did get an autograph once, I went to elementary school with Bruce Campbell's daughter, and our whole class got to go on a field trip to see a filming of Brisco County Jr.
Also when I saw Sam Jackson on the red Carpet for Winter Soldier, the first thing he did was drop the Fbomb. It was glorious. Especially because one of the things I had wanted to ask him was if he wished Nick Fury could say fuck more.
Kate beckinsale signed my balls with her tongue
>>70337148
Oh shit. This picture is literally taken right before they came into the bowling alley I work at.
>>70337148
I've met Anthony Green from Circa Survive and Daryl Palumbo from Glassjaw.
>>70339999
Just googled the pic. Didn't know that dude was a look alike. We all thought he was his son.
>>70339999
You met adam sandler AND you got quads?
Now's your chance. Make a wish
I have peter mayhews (chewbacca) autograph
>>70337355
Howard Shore is a fucking legend
>>70337148
I've met several LotR cast members and get them to sign the movie posters, looking forward to meeting Sean Astin and John Noble in a couple of weeks.
>>70340145
Sean Astin is fucking adorable. He's super friendly and just loves talking to fans.
>>70339713
It was the guy that did the voice of the TF2 sniper and Odessa Cubbage in HL2. He's a super cool guy.
>>70340277
Did you ever asked him the meaning behind "bludgeoning your wife with a golf trophy"
Got my MAGA hat signed by the Don
>>70340188
Awesome!
>>70340145
Also meeting Troy Baker
>>70340379
That's going to be worth a lot one day.
>>70339999
Those digits combined with Adam Sandler coming into your bowling alley...
Your life is looking up anon!
>>70340379
Same, when he came to Omaha. Super nice guy, unlike the Bernouts who came to protest.
>>70337148
My history teacher told us he knew DMC from Run-DMC and that he was friend from back in the day, nobody in our class believed him until the madman actually brought DMC, it was cool as fuck, my first time meeting a celeb.
>>70340353
Sure didn't! But what meaning would there be behind it besides making a joke about how a rich dude could go crazy and kill his wife with a golf trophy
All of the Aquabats. They were at SDCC and rocked a great show.
Met Bob Odenkirk and Rhea Seahorn at a book signing in Albuquerque. They were cool as fuck. This was right after Better Call Saul season 1 just filmed.
Talked to him a bit at the original signing. I had brought two Saul Good man figures from bb to sign as well as the his book. Right before my turn to get my stuff signed, the Lady running the signing got angry and said "we only have time to sign books"
So I went up, holding book upfront and figures kind of behind me. Bob asked for the figures and was like "don't sweat it, I can always make time for a fan" made a bit of small talk.
Really cool dude, seemed really genuine. Also gave the book signing lady a smug look. She was.being a huge bitch whole.signing
>>70340402
I know, worth waiting for a long ass time at the rally.
>>70340419
My nigga, except the protesters at my rally in Anaheim were mostly high school beaners.
>>70340460
She's paid by the hour, he isn't. He's a good man.
>>70337148
I got a cheek kiss from Gillian Anderson back in 2008.
>>70337148
Ben Stiller at my friend's bar mitzvah.
Got to meet Hugo Weaving and then Chris Hemsworth appeared like 5 minutes later
>>70340527
you lucky bitch
>>70340404
It's a job, aright? Living quite nicely off of it.
>>70339317
you met Boyega, nice
>>70337148
Al Snow motherfuckers.
>>70340460
>She was.being a huge bitch whole.signing
in fairness its an incredibly stressful job
I'll list who I've met. Ask me about specifics if you want to know more.
Benjamin Bratt
Grace Park
Whoopi Goldberg
Mark Paul Gosslear
Breckin Meyer
Jerry O'Connell
Portia De'Rossi
Eddie Izzard
Bryan Singer
Bryan Fuller
Heather Locklear
Emmy Rossum
Mindy Kaling
Bill Hader
Wesley Snipes
Philip Winchester
Charity Wakefield
I'm sure there are more that I can't think of atm, but those are most of who I've met
>>70340639
Right? You gotta ask people to get into a line, shout at people, wait until the clock runs out and shuffle off the talent somewhere else, yell at more people. How could anyone do it
>>70340639
Wrangling is a hard job. The people who had to control Mike Tyson talked about how hard he was.
I saw Adam West at Comic Con and asked him to sign my chin, but he said no. I did get an autographed Bioshock poster from Jhonen Vasquez so I guess that counts
I also have a signed copy of Boys Club 2, from back in the day when Pepe was just the "feels good man" frog
Tom cruise
Matthew Perry
Alan Rickman
Hugh Jackman
Cate blanchett
Jessica. Chastain (selfie too)
Isabelle huppert
Ethan Hawke
Daniel Craig
Tilda swinton
>>70340639
A lot of jobs are stressful, but she was pretty awful beginning to end at that signing. Normally id be a bit sympathic, but the next event at the library wasn't for another two hours and there were only 3 other people behind me.
It was also the library owner, not some pr management or something. She seemed mad at Odenkirk during alot of it, taking time to talk to his fans.
>>70337418
Look at the top of his head.
>>70340639
What? Sitting next to a famous person and letting people come up to get stuff signed?
Personally thought it's ridiculous the strict rules that they have at those sorta things. Was told off once for trying to take a photo of Billy Boyd signing a poster
>>70337148
Met Giancarlo Esposito at a con, got his autograph and he held a box cutter to my throat. Nice guy
>>70340453
Jealous. The Aquabats are GOAT
>>70340888
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=to0x4f73VOA
Everyone in the Maze Runner are awesome but Dylan freaking out at Giancarlo is super adorable
one time i gave immortal technique a dollar and asked him to sign the face of slavery and for some reason he got pissed
>>70340933
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJ5HQSAC7mE
Greatest of all time forever
I have Mark Hamill's autograph.
He signed it "forcefully yours" which made me think he wanted to fuck me
>>70337148
I have autograph from one of the AC/DC members, altough its actually from my friend.
When we were kids we sometimes pretended to be AC/DC members and smoke his dads cigarette stumps, drank water from beer bottles and gave autographs to "fans"
>>70340277
Is he the dead one or the drag queen, i can't remember
I got Mark Hamill to sign The Guyver. Literally because I thought it would be funny.
Also got a poster signed by Daisuke Ishiwatari, but that's /v/.
>>70338857
Based Anon gets it
My dad worked in a lot of big hotels and restaurants in the UK in the 80s and met some pretty famous people, he still has a napkin signed by John Cleese in a box somewhere
>>70339519
Here's a (You) anon, you deserve it for that burn.
>>70339519
>sign their credit card receipts
I thought this was an Australian thing
You're not Australian, are you?
>>70339317
>you mean far east lol
>>70337148
a few. tom hanks, snoop, and kobe are the most popular. snoop was the nicest by far though i think i caught tom hanks are a bad time.
>>70339725
>based on nothing
Except the well known angry stares and attacking a guy from the public because gira thought he was getting too much into it during the filth/cop days
I would be embarrassed to pester a celebrity for their shit. I don't like begging.
>>70337148
No. Dick Cavitt touched my butt 15 years ago.
Two weeks ago I literally bumped into Paul Giamatti.
>>70340765
shit man, my friend also met matt furie back when he was just a weird guy and pepe the just a feels good man frog. he said Furie was dressed in a superman suit at his booth and was getting drunk off of a whiskey
my friend gave the comic to me, and i gave it away to another friend so more people could read boys club. its a really great comic desu
>>70340672
How's Mindy Kalig? I don't know why but I want to hump that short, chubby, Indian like no tomorrow
>>70337418
He seems like a nice guy to his fans.
>>70340379
Would do this if I was not a yuropoor.
>>70340672
>Literally Who: The List
>met chris pratt several times, hes friends with my cousin 15+ years ago
>got a signed babeball from ichiro after meeting him after a game, 2002
>said hi to tito ortiz and jenna jameson, filming something outside a porn store/stripclup like 7-8 years ago
>met sir mix a lot many times at local car shows
>saw danny bonaduce passing by on foot once
also grew up with a professional boxer but he quit before he made it big
i think im forgetting something
>>70345146
oh yea, i also met the lead singer for REM at a bar. had no idea who it was until someone told me. google images confirmed
Anyone here met Ian Mckellen?
Would love to meet him
>>70337418
All these faggots letting their framed posters/still sealed boxes signed piss me off so much holy shitttttttttttttt
>>70342280
>autism
>>70345316
Sealed boxes I can kinda understand but fuck, framed posters?
>>70338750
>make your autograph a shitty looking "x" anybody can replicate and that doesn't even look consistent
>>70345437
They sell everything on ebay afterwards, fucking punters.
>>70345628
Glad I'm not fucking retarded then, keep my signed stuff for myself
no. I once hung around with the guitarist from Mastodon for like 10 minutes though.
>>70346279
See, you're a good guy.
Well done Anon.
Got a signed photo of Joe Flanigan. Never heard of him since.
I got high as a kite with Reginald D Hunter and Steve Hughs when I was 18.
I also partied - accidentally - with Rizzle Kicks. Friend of mine took us to a party in a hotel room and it was that musician and his friends after a concert.
Rizzle kicks put a line of coke out and before they even managed to divide it, my friend went down and took the whole thing. This skinny ass white manlet out did all those Britbong Niggers in one go and they were absolutely stunned.
I also was at the same wrap party as The Big Guy Aiden Gillen - he's an autist in disguise but very /fa/ and brought fifteen bottle on wine in a basket for everyone. I also slept with a qtsound mixer after that wrap party so that's another good memory.
And not a single autograph to show for it all. I dont ask for them, don't care.
I've got Alan Partridge's autograph
I know he doesn't exist but w/e
>>70343848
yep, that sounds about right. Where did your friend meet Matt? I met him at SDCC 2009 or 2010, not sure which, and he was wearing the Superman suit & drinking vodka & eating tacos at his booth.
Boys Club rules. It's been a wild ride watching Pepe rise to fame
>>70339753
ignore him, it's just boyega trying to market his ugly co-worker
I never got an autograph but I've shouted obscenities at Draco Malfoy.
>>70340527
jelly
>>70337148
Mick Foley back in 2004
Mike Myers and Dana Carvey I took a picture with them in the early 90's.
>>70340672
Is Bryan Singer chill IRL?
One of my most prized possessions is a red dress signed "TO ALEX, Love: Tommy Wiseau. P.S. Be Good!"
>>70350529
From that same encounter I have a photo of me and my girlfriend with Tommy Wiseau and Greg Sestero.
>>70350596
lucky
I nearly got one from Barbara eden but i was having a breakdown so didnt go, i wish i did because shes my favorite actress and ill never have the chance again
>>70342803
US as well.
I have a Swans album signed by Gira,
>>70337148
Bill Mosley
Sid Haig
Ken Foree
Sherri Zombie
I'm working on the entire cast from "The Devil's Rejects".
>>70337148
recently got 3 from billie piper this past weekend
she is awesome, nice, and great smile.
>>70351286
Sestero was chill AF, very friendly and down to earth.
Tommy was just as friendly, and was probably even weirder in person than you might imagine him to be. This was years before The Disaster Artist came out, but his portrayal in that book as a thoroughly good/decent dude who was a little insecure and VERY weird was spot-on.
He's either on the spectrum, Romanian, or both. Though with his accent, if it turned out that he was just French/Belgian and batty, I'd also believe it.
>>70351517
>Sherri Zombie
I would have creamed my pants
>>70351528
>Billie Piper
Well, looks like it's time to jack off again. Horse-faced, endearingly busted-looking British women are my fucking kryptonite.
Also, her face always reminds me a bit of the first girl I fucked. I think it's the prominent teeth.
>>70340626
WHAT DOES EVERYBODY WANT?
>>70351517
Forgot, got Danny Trejo too.
Working on Priscilla Barnes, Bill Forsythe, and Brian Posehn.
>>70351595
>Ywn have a threesome with Billie Piper and Gigi Edgeley circa 2005.
>>70351587
Here's the pic she signed for me!!
>>70350596
my mate got me a Room poster off the official website for like $15 for secret santa and tommy wiseau actually signed it with some retarded comment that didn't make sense
Got to ask a few celebs questions. Jon Pertwee shortly before he died. Marina Sirtis with her huge puppies out. Edward James Olmos. Rekha Sharma (asked her if Baltar was a good kisser and did they share tongues). Sat in a studio with Kevin Saunderson (One half of Inner City). Hung out with Hybrid (a minor UK dance music duo/band/remixers/DJ's). Been in a few studio audiences like QI and Never Mind the Buzzcocks.
Nothing major really.
>>70353258
>That picture
I WANT TO CUMMY IN MUMMY
Got one from Bam Margera, Jess Margera, Brandon Novak, Bams wife Nikki and from Alex Flamsteed from Bam's band fuckface unstoppable
>>70338750
Easy $
>>70353658
here it is
>>70340672
what was Grace Park like?
If you call Andy Griffiths and Terry Denton, the Australian children book author and illustrator respectively famous then yes.
>>70340527
Can I lick your cheek? Just the spot where she kissed you......
>>70340672
Who even is 80% of that list?
>>70340813
>(selfie too)
End your life
Who started this autograph meme
>>70343314
>Dick Cavett
Do you have other stories about celebrities that involve you in some way?
alright im growing impatient
where's the goose pasta
Next Question: Are YOU a celebrity and do YOU sign autographs when people ask for them?
>>70337418
UNO
>>70351741
was the comment, doont bee jeellus
>>70355427
yes
>>70337148
- I was at an event where I won an acoustic guitar. - Keith Urban signed the guitar and handed it to me.
- I said "thanks".
- Then I went home and used a bit of nail polish remover to wipe off his autograph.
- It was messing up the look of my nice new guitar.
