GOT meets WarCraft
Old
>>70332963
nth for Shireen
Jonsa
>>70336043
nth FOR THE TULLYS OF THE RIVERLANDS
>why yes, i do shitpost religiously on an animuboard about a show that's 5 years past its prime
>>70336096
dead man walking
>>70336103
>he doesn't
>>70336103
>5 years
not thinking Season 3 was the best season
fuck S1 and fuck AGOT
>>70336095
>Jon is front and center in all three recruitment scenes
>Sansa herself pitched Jon as the leader
>deluded Sansa fans still think they're pitching Sansa as the leader
>I don’t know if you know Gene Wolfe, one of the best science fiction and fantasy writers, in my opinion. Well, his work is full of puzzles and enigmas and you have to put a lot of attention on what he is saying. I remember one day I asked him: “Why do you use that? Is there a deeper reason beyond?” And he didn’t say anything at the beginning. He just smiled me ironically and said to me: “What do you think it means?” And I told him my theories. Then, he answered: “Interesting…” [Laughs]. That’s all you wanna get out of me, but I have to say this is not an accident [Laughs].
Was George RR Martin the Preston Jacobs of the 1970s?
When will Preston write his own science fantasy series?
>>70336103
>why yes, i do shitpost religiously on an animuboard that's 5 years past its prime about a show that's 5 years past its prime
FTFY
You weren't thinking of trusting a Tully, were you anon?
>>70336096
Kind RADmure best lord
King in the North coulda just told him not to engage Lannister bannermen on his front fucking lawn, like he would've let that shit happen outside Winterfell without explicit orders not to engage.
>>70336147
>PRESTON
>>70336095
I'm really liking Jon's new Stark look this season.
>>70336161
around tully's never relax
Will Sansa ever love him?
who /R'hlloru Akbar/ here?
nth for cia x sansa
>>70336198
he killed her dad
so no
>>70336172
>get released from your vows and start planning to retake winter fell for house stark
>start wearing your hair in a ponytail like Ned
pottery
>>70336095
That set looks so artificial. The mud even looks too flat.
>>70336066
n isnt a letter dude lmao
>>70336239
n just means number
>>70336198
He's a rape enabler in her and social media's eyes.
Never gonna happen, D&D would get killed.
>Meet your favourite author
>He's a dick to you and your deep analysis is overreaching; he never meant to be profound at all
/r/ing Punished Preston - An Autist Denied His Speculation
>>70336239
I think you mean number "dude"
>>70336239
NEW FAG OUT
>>70336273
I've always wanted to be number dude
>>70336271
>Punished Preston - An Autist Denied His Speculation
Oh man, his head/face is perfect for this
>>70336209
That's gross, it's like incest. She belongs with Jon.
>>70336219
Honestly, there is so much shit DnD came up with that's worth complaining about, but that isn't one if them. He's a bastard who joined the Night's Watch, he's going to have to look the part if he's gonna convince the north that the Starks are back and looking to retake their city.
>>70336312
If Jon really is Rhaegar and Lyanna's kid, getting with your cousin is way less weird than getting with your aunt.
>>70336213
>implying she doesn't already know he was involved when he was one of the people she asked to have mercy on her father
>implying she doesn't think he just wanted ned to be sent to the wall
>implying sansa doesn't feel partly responsible for ned's death herself
>implying she didn't blame joffrey
>implying she didn't forgive LF for his involvment once he killed joffrey
kek. keep dreaming of the day she magically finds out he agreed to help ned when everyone who knew is dead.
>"And no, just to spike any bullshit rumors, changing the sample chapter does NOT mean I am done. See the icon up above? Monkey is still on my back... but he's growing, he is, and one day...,"the 67-year-old novelist continued.
Lads, it's over.
>>70336271
lesson learned, he got destroyed by his hero
none of you should attempt to meet your hero preston, he will destroy you
>During the filming of its sixth season premiere, the cast of HBO's Game of Thrones encountered an interesting production hiccup while filming a scene with Keisha Castle Hughes, Jessica Henwick, and Toby Sebastian.
>Production came to a halt when Hughes and Henwick disagreed on the names of their own characters.
>"I was certain my character was Nymeria," confessed Hughes, who plays the deadly assassin Obara. "It had been so long since we'd filmed a scene together that I'd forgotten my own character's name."
>Henwick, who plays Nymeria, laughed the incident off. "We must have debated back and forth for fifteen minutes. No one on set could confirm who was who."
>When approached for a comment, Sebastian rolled his eyes. "It was my last bloody scene of the day," he said. "I just wanted to go home."
Holy shit, this is up there with Shae and the boat if true. Not even the sneks care about the sneks.
> ywn make her lemon cake and hot coco to sip near the hearth on a cold winter night.
> why even live
>>70336381
I suspect that he's secretly writing both novels at once and when he's finished he's gonna blow our fucking minds and announce release dates a few months apart.
>>70333761
This.
Reddit hates Jonsa and incest, even if they're really just cousins, unless it's JonxDany
>>70336415
I met preston at balticon
he was a nice lad
>>70336430
That misplaced faith in gurm.
>>70336258
my mom is a showpleb loves CIA and thinks sansa should marry him because
>he's handsome, he really loves her and he'll take care of her. he'll kill for her.
so not all showplebs hate him. just SJWs.
>>70336439
fuck off preston
your shit bites
>>70336219
Fucking better than what it was at least.
I wish they'd fucking cut it.
>>70336430
Bruh, if he's gonna announce anything it's that there will be 3 books not 2
>>70336418
>>70336273
i'm no dude but i meant number dude thanks
>>70336043
Who would be illidan?
>>70336381
>yfw both books are done
>yfw Gurm is now going back and adding page after page of food descriptions
>>70336472
Eat my shorts
>>70336430
He can't even keep deadlines he sets for himself Anon.
It's over.
>>70336484
This is a distinct possibility.
>>70336439
shut the fuck up preston
How does it look so far /got/? Any suggestions, criticisms, comments?
>>70336436
I don't hate Jonsa
I just hate Sansa
>>70336516
Do you think he masturbates when writing about food?
>>70336418
Source on this?
>>70336522
I wish I was Preston
His voice is damn sexy
Do they have time zones in this world? Like Australia is 12 hrs early than US. Is Essos 12 hours early than Westeros? A jet lag even a problem without jets?
Can someone explain the secret second wall theory to me?
>>70336519
>I had it all...
>>70336463
But Littlefinger's a horrible dude who's responsible for a shitload of the bad stuff that happened in the show and to Sansa.
>he's handsome, he really loves her and he'll take care of her. he'll kill for her.
And Jon would do all of those things , already has the first and third down, and is in the process of the latter.
Your mom needs to be shown the light of Jonsa.
>>70336418
Characters so one-dimensional even the actors can't tell them apart
>>70336436
>Reddit hates Jonsa
Pffttt
LORD BOLTON
IM CIA
Which one would you like to see as Lyanna Stark?
(a ROLE in the famous television show GAME OF THRONES)
>>70336572
There's a wall in Essos that was built to keep similar Others out, likely because the world is round.
>>70336418
kek
>>70336621
>TURKS
>>70336418
>"I just wanted to go home."
kek, I wonder why
>>70336572
There is a theory that there is a second wall further North than the wall that currently exists, because GRRM said he based the wall on Hadrian's wall, but in reality there is a second more northern wall called the Antonine wall.
>grrm powers through and releases TWOW in 2016
>starts writing ADOS
>dies after writing 75% of it
>DnD have to finish it
Uh oh
>>70336598
They think the fact they grew up together even if they're only cousins by blood, still makes them brother and sister and so it's gross and wrong
frogfu
He never came back, did he?
>>70336534
Probably to Ramsay chapters.
>>70336610
mummers evangeline lilly a farce
>>70336610
1 is already casted in the show tho
> good choice imo
>>70336519
He looks simple in this picture.
Nth for CIA's wife
>>70336418
Jesus Christ, get that shit out of my face. I don't even have to click the picture to fly into an autistic fit of rage.
The fucking rubber daggers. The retarded faces they're making. The 'intimidating' stance bad pussy is rocking.
FUCK YOU FOR POSTING THIS.
>>70336418
>>70336604
What is this? An image for ants?
>>70336673
leon grayboat
>>70336665
>D&D
>not Elio and his hagraven
>>70336671
this pic gets me harder than all of the nudity from the show combined
>>70336418
BURN THEM ALL
>>70336095
that armour in the back is hella dank
>>70336665
Yeah, that is likely what's gonna happen.
One of D&D has written books before, and with help from Linda and Elio could finish it up.
George will probably leave the right to his paramour Sibel who'll let David and Dan finish them and get moolah
>>70336703
>hagraven
>>70336670
They had a huge thread where they loved it. Please stop making up shit like Reddit of all places isn't into a fetish that has exploded in popularity in recent years.
>a few guys don't like it, everyone there hates it!
>>70336671
oh my
I've never felt this way for meera before
>>70336673
For a second I thought I'd lost the rest of them
>>70336580
LF's attracted to salsa, Jon isn't. That's the difference.
>>70336752
>They had a huge thread where they loved it.
>one thread where some people like it means the majority of people like it
Wew lad
Most of the threads I've seen of people pitching Jon and Sansa has had most people saying it's wrong and weird.
>>70336564
Jet lag is called jet lag because it didn't exist before jets due to it taking so fucking long to get anywhere you adjusted en route.
Dragonlag, maybe. Twleporters are immune because you can teleport back to be on the same schedule when you sleep.
>>70336671
What a slut
>>70336621
Her face seems to say "Well I still dont see any fucking boats but whatever"
>>70336673
>marbery typhoon
TOP FIF
>>70336772
>>70336673
Hopefully he stays away because these aren't very funny
>>70336783
put on your tumblr goggles when you watch, then you'll see it
>M-m-m-m-muh master plan
>>70336784
wtf?
>>70336736
I am going to be honest. I actually read his second book when it first came out in 2008. It wasn't half bad.
>characters you'd like to see BTFO stronk womyn brienne
fuck, marry, kill
>>70336691
I thought you fuckers were memeing. They could be related FFS.
>>70336783
You mean like Cately and Ned originally, but then they built that love over years and years and according to Catelyn it's stronger than love of passion?
>>70336839
What happened?
>>70336875
>>70336845
>>70336616
No
>>70336657
Yes
>>70336610
1 makes up for Euron miscast.
3 is rumored to be casted as well.
2 pretty but too old imo
4 pretty but looks nothing like Jon
7 can't unsee her saggy tit
> also like to write in pic related, similar face shape and cheek bones as 1
>>70336861
Dan is the shitty writer, dabid is competent
>>70336835
Lel when i put on tumblr goggles, jon and sansa were having sex instead of just hugging each other.
>>70336904
Preston met GRRM and found out he really is just a food obsessed fat fuck.
>>70336880
BLACKED
>>70336934
Was there a meltdown video?
>>70336907
Please answer my poll
http://www.strawpoll.me/10375160Thank you
>>70336943
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5pJkldtAh0
>>70336147
I would fuck Preston desu. He is tall too. How does it feel that the biggest got and GRRM nerd look better than you and gets more boipuccy than you?
>>70336527
Ned is Uther, Brienne is Yrel, Jorah Mormont is Nathanos Blightcaller, Daenerys should be Sylvanas.
D R O P P E D
>>70336095
>that one knight at the back doing the CIA pose
Lord and Lady Stark, I'm Northern vassal
>>70336956
WHERE THE FUCK IS EURON
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>70337010
We all knew this. They're both jews. Benioff and Weiss are incredibly jewish names.
>>70337021
>>70336418
How are these actresses paid to be this bad?
Rickon and Dickon to get married and become the gay emperors of Essos when?
so how's this season so far lads? is it good? bad? does it only seem good because season 5 was so terrible? what's the consensus lads
>>70336791
>Most of the threads
At least you ousted yourselves as a fucking Reddit shit. All I needed to was Google it and the huge thread popped up with people gushing over it. Honestly that's probably a better indicator anyways. A thread that big, you generally get an idea of the culture there with everyone rushing into it to post. That's like saying /tv/ likes JonSa because that autist has been spamming it bit by bit in every thread for weeks.
>>70337031
Euron is certainly not the hero of the story.
>>70336802
Dragons aren't real though but jets are. And there is no jet in westeros or essos. The fastest way to travel is horse probably.
>>70337010
No shit he literally wrote a book that had a Russian-Jew teenager as a protagonist. see>>70336861
>>70337010
D R O P P E D
>>70336959
Oh man he's having a bad time
>>70337057
It's just as full of stupid shit as season 5 was, but now there are actually stuff happening so it isn't a boring kind of shit.
What does /tv/ think of this?
It's pretty old
can somebody post the best tits from this season?
>>70336861
It was okay. You can tell some of the shit from Leningrad irl made it into the Blackwater episode. Overall it was an okay bildungsroman with a couple of overly cartoonish characters (the cannibal guy) and good historical background
>>70336956
I think it's Euron. He ain't the hero but he is Azor Ahai.
>>70337057
Pretty good and looks like it will only get better
>>70337082
How is melly /d/?
>>70337002
>Daenerys not being Alexstrasza
k-e-k pls
>>70337082
Clever.
>>70337098
>>70337031
You guys are nuts
>>70336952
Fuckin hell, jews are the vegans of religion. Everything comes back to being a Jew with these fucking guys.
>>70337103
Probably the full-sized man shadow crawling out of her womb and her sticking a leech onto someone's dick after fucking him a little.
>>70337059
>At least you ousted yourselves as a fucking Reddit shit
>knowing how to use reddit search function makes me reddit shit
Wew lad
And I know what thread you're talking about, most of the comments are jokes about shit and most of the ones actually taking it seriously don't like it.
>>70336354
i honestly never thought about it but i guess she does know he's involved at the very least.
>"Do you deny your father's crime?" Lord Baelish asked. "No, my lords." Sansa knew better than that. "I know he must be punished. All I ask is mercy. I know my lord father must regret what he did."
>>70337130
It's classic grrm. Azor Ahai is the villain of the series.
>>70337143
nobody likes your stupid shit you autistic fuck
>>70337143
Not anon but is it acceptable to brows Reddit and tv?
> pls no bully
>>70337165
dany confirmed for AA
>>70336907
Implying you would let this semen demon squeeze every drop from your coconuts.
our girl is turning 26 next week
>>70337177
Yes
You would have to be retarded not to browse reddit, there's so much great stuff on there.
>>70337193
>>70337143
>using the Reddit search function to browse Reddit
>thinks he isn't Reddit
>>70336418
>GRRM called Chicago style "pizza" an abomination
GRRM confirmed for browsing /ck/
>>70337177
Let's just say if people on 4chan who browsed reddit were banned, 4chan would be deserted
>>70337215
best girl
>>70337143
you sound absolutely retarded.
just get over the fact that /tv/ will never be your jonsa safe space, faggot.
>>70337224
>knowing how to use search on a website
>makes you that website
Wew lad
>>70337215
UGGO
>>70337143
Yes, they're all only joking because it fits my agenda more!
>>70337271
I searched how to kill myself on google once
I am google now
>>70337231
That's not Bran.
>>70337177
Yes so long as you don't act like a redditor
Redditors exhibit behavioral traits such as:
>being a stannisfag
>having a terrible sense of humor
>said "humor" is derived from overly wordy setups with terrible punchlines or circlejerking and keeping a reply chain going on for far too long than it deserves
>linking Preston
>hating the normies
>>70337271
i pick both, reddit.
>Preston: I've read Dream Song and you had another thing about the path less taken?
>GURM: I don't know, it's dressing, I was thinking of putting it on the salad.
>Then George began having a conversation about salad dressings with someone else at the table.
CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>>70337264
>drops argument and has to resort to personal attacks
>>70337282
Read the thread
https://www.reddit.com/r/asoiaf/comments/4jzc1g/spoilers_everything_jon_and_sansa_a_twist_of_fate/
Top posts are about how Jon likes Redheads and arrested development.
Post that took it seriously at 140 upboats, doesn't like it
>>70337344
Sounds to me like GRRM deflected something that got too close to the truth
>>70337215
Same age as me. We were made for each other.
>>70337344
GRRM DOESNT EVEN TAKE HIM SERIOUSLY
K E K
E
K
>>70337344
That's how neurotypicals react to autismo.
>>70337373
>26
>still browses 4chan
How's your mom's basement?
>almost got my computer BLACKED by a Warcraft torrent
fug, i dont want to go out in public :(
>I stole a woman's Ironborn soup because she didn't pay the iron price for it, and she in turn stole mine
confirmed??????????????
>>70337373
she's minei'm also 26
>>70337215
Their love transcends age.
>>70337395
Ebin meme lmao
>>70337401
SO
FUCKING
CRINGE
>>70337231
you posted the wrong girl there bud
>>70337395
rent free, thanks.
>>70337370
>>70337375
You mean
>george can't think of anything but food
>>70337420too bad she's going to die next season
>>70336665
>pages written since 2012
>25% of total pages
there's no way that's up to date.
>get Ygritte on the spotify thing
How is she even an option?
>>70336572
The theory comes from here: https://endgameofthrones.com/2015/05/25/the-black-and-bloodied-gates-of-dawn/
The author suffers from P. Jacob's tier autism and schizophrenia too. And probably gives GRRM way more credit than he deserves. Many of the most insane theories on the depth chart come from him.
>>70337445
BENERRO!
>>70337424
kill yourself
Reminder that Preston Jacobs lives in Germany working for the State Department. Your tax dollars are supporting his autism. And not just your bog standard NEET bux half this site gets, but an actual, genuine salary.
>>70337472
You may say that but somewhere deep in your mind there's a cold little voice telling you it's the truth.
>>70337485
>get Sam
>contemplate suicide
>listen to it
Pretty good, tbhf
>>70337402
>>70337487
Is this the guy who claims that Tyrion is Dany and Drogo's baby from the future?
>>70337346
There's a bunch of upvotes for people liking it as well, so I don't even see your point. Honestly just about all of the people that dislike in that thread are people that are basically saying
>shipping is for fags (pls kill yourselves)
They're not wrong either.
>>70337498
Good, he's clearly a smart guy and makes cool, funny, well researched and thought provoking videos about a subject we all love
why the hate?
>>70337470
Yeah, prolly. Bran has no time for that noise.
>>70336147
I thought Preston was an autistic high schooler
>>70337534
show fag get out
>>70337395
feels gud
>>70337498
jokes on you but i'm not the europoor here
hehe
so when is bran going to worg into drogon and kill daenarys and her army of centaurs
Updated
>>70337569
What?
>>70337527
I haven't read that theory. One of the first ever crackpot theories involved Dany's baby surviving and being teleported through magic to somewhere else on the planet though. That's pretty similar. There's also the showfag theory based on Dany's inexplicable visions in the House of the Undying that somehow Jon is Rhaego.
>>70337561
I know that feel bro
Leaving the wagecuck life behind was the best choice I ever made. Now I have so much time for shitposting and fapping/sex
putting up with my mom does suck sometimes though
>>70336271
>/r/ing Punished Preston - An Autist Denied His Speculation
I need this.
>>70337516
Majestic. As. Fuck.
>>70337543
Bran has all the time in the world.literally
>>70337603
Nay, the world needs this
>>70337615
but his dick doesn't work anon
meera can't produce him an heir in this case
>>70337615
He looks like Tarantino.
>>70336515
>Who would be illidan?
Books: Aegon
Show: No clue
your mother sucks dwarf cock
who are /our/ guys?
>>70337528
>Honestly just about all of the people that dislike in that thread are people that are basically saying
The top post that actually takes it seriously, doesn't like it cause
>simply because both of them think they are siblings and treat each other as such. That doesn't go away simply because it isn't biologically true."
How is that saying shipping is for fags?
And lesser upvoted people could see it working, but some of those think it would be too happy which is why they're against it and they use Targ incest being fine as a justification when Jon wasn't raised with those sensibilities
>>70337635
I saw a rule 34 on /b/ this morning that says you're wrong.
>>70336095
Who are they talking to?
>>70337657
DAVOS
STANNIS
JAIME
WALDER FREY
BLACKFISH
RADMURE
TYWIN
>>70337657
JON X SANSA
GET HYPED
>>70337678
robett glover
>>70337691
Swap Smug Sparrow and the Hound.
>>70337691
>>70337685
Tywin and Davos are reddit as fuck
>>70337657
>CIA, Stannis, Roose, BASED Mace the Ace, Night King and Bran are indisputable
Randyll Tarly is also fast becoming an option
>>70337691
GIVE US JAIME YOU FAGGOT
JAIME IS NOT REDDIT
I DONT CARE IF HE STILL FUCKS CERSEI GIVE US JAIME BACK
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>70337657
darkstar
petyr
radmure
puppyfu
the most undoubtedly BASED ship
if you disagree, fucking tommen yourself
>>70337740
Bran is /ours/ but he is grill
>>70337678
Looks like a member of House Glover from this scene
https://youtu.be/pq-97rH6P_8?t=16
Starting at :16 since embed with time a shit
>>70337742
calm down anon, everything is okay
>>70337742
dumb frogposter
>>70337691
Remove Stannis and then it will be a solid list.
>>70337734
kys with your shit opinions
>ywn get double teamed by the mentor and his protege
>>70337762
Never.
Night King must avenge Dayne's death by Northern and Swamp fucking shit trickery.
Meera has to die along with her father and the other frogs
>>70337742
>>70337674
Link?
>>70337742
He's perfectly cast but show Jaime isn't the Jaime you're referring to, is he anon?
>>70337734
So is your favorite character.
>>70337577
Honestly this is pretty shit. Just give up already
>>70337795
Facts not opinions
>>70337813
>frogfu killed based NK's bro, now he has to wreck her
Heartbreaking senpai
>>70337824
...to /b/?
>>70337809
just stunned out by the good looks and over
>>70337813
D-Did they remove a kingsguard member or was he the stunt double?
>>70337848
Someone should make a NK version of pic related.
