Tonight's episode: "A Roy Rogers in Franconia"
>>70330058
It begins.
;______;
>Thanks
>for
>the
>beer.
Cucking: The Show
H Y P E
Y
P
E
How funny would it be if Stan suspects Tim and Alice of being the Illegals
>>70330125
>That episode where it went meta and Phil found out he was truly inside of a show. He becamePhilman Show
>>70330098
What a shitty way to die.
also Stan saying goodbye to Oleg was somehow both touching and cold at the same time.
>>70330098
why!!!
gaad's death is the second one for me to be a sad moment
>>70330217
>thanks for the drink.
>>70330226
I thought he was fucking shoot him because of gaad
Once again, FiOS is vague as ever - I'd switch, but the speeds are too good.
>Paige begins to see her mother in a new light.
Nonetheless, how was everyone's Memorial Day?
>>70330373
Yes
>>70330412
Stan just seemed tired more than anything and said as much in the conversation, it's all been beating him down, the job, the ex-wife. Just had to excise one less thing on his mind.
>>70330539
Fucking hell manElizabeth did nothing wrong but now she's probably gonna have to deal with a HAVE YOU EVER KILLED BEFORE question from Paige. Stupid rapists should have just taken the money.
OH
SHIT
BOI
no cuckposters this time guise
>>70330983
see >>70330128
The wife is always going out on "missions" to fuck other guys. This is literally Cucking: The Show and by talking about it you are all cuckposters.
>Its a Stan doesnt get his own beer episode
Paige is a witness.
>>70330983
>phil's face hes like she doesn't run from fights
>phil's a gamer
>Did you have to do that?
>Elizabeth's face when
>>70331031
you're projecting too much
>>70331045
>it's a Stan has had a hard life episode
;___;
HE DESERVES A HAPPY ENDING DAMMIT
>>70331116
Paige is an ungrateful little twat
>omg mom did you have to hurt the guys who wanted to rape me
>>70331116
>Liz's face when
Sorry I can't watch with you guys tonight but I'm watching the hockey game and enjoying a cold Miller High Life.
>>70331158
>implying Paige doesn't have a rape fetish
>>70331158
>situation comes up again later in the episode and lets her daughter get raped
"So think I should have done something eh?"
"Stop crying Paige"
>>70331116
>posts a thumbnail>
season finale right lads?
>>70331236
next episode
>>70331158
That's just really shitty writing. The sort of shit you see on shows like "Suits"
>>70331218
Honestly thought I saved the whole image. Fuck.
>Sorry daughter, I know that you were nearly traumatized, but I gotta go out and do stuff
>>70331158
this is the 80's, is she even aware rape is a thing?
not saying rapes don't happen in the 80's but they were a simpler non internet time and the thought probably hasn't even crossed her mind yet that she was gonna get raped
>>7033118Top kek ig the final Cali team wins before a Canadian team in decades
>have you done that before
>Liz can't decide whether to lie or tell the truth
TURNING POINT
>>70331300
rape has been a thing for a long time anon. Like way before the romans.
>elizabeth's cyborg killer training is exposed
>>70331409
no I get that, but there is a time when people are young where they don't realize rape exists, a time of innocence if you will
>>70331449
The word was well known but wasn't often acknowledged.
>Patty died for nothing
>>70331449
>>70331486
the anti-rape movement started as early as the late 60s. In the 80s rape was very well known and a publicized issue
>>70331594
are you watchin it?
I wasn't paying attention, what was the big reveal there?
>REMINDER
>>70331663
Dylan Baker isn't going to use the level 4 access that she "died" to get him, so yes I am watching
>>70331594
They got the code
>>70331647
Some of the shots tonight have had such a weird synchronicity and layering, I'm trying to think of what the word it is but playing with spacing and how they're positioned in the frame is really different. You often don't see two people sitting on a couch in same frame,
>>70331714
>"I'm a cuck but going to pretend I'm just trying to trigger you when called a cuck"*
ftfy but thanks
Time for Nairobi?
>>70331703
That Paige is reporting stuff to her. A few more experiences and the kid spy program is a go.
>>70331449
She's have to be pretty fuckin dumb not to realize they were in danger
>>70331703
Paige knows about Martha or Liz realized she was reporting to her like a handler
>>70330098
Good night, John Boy
Pastor Tim is a secret vampire.
>no sexual content warning
>Tatiana is being moved to Kenya
were never going to see her pawg ass ever again, are we bros
>>70331847
All those crucifixes in his office are the perfect cover
Holy shit, it's fucking Taub! Wow.
>Maybe we could shoot him
Why does this show have the best jokes
>>70331918
He showed up two or three weeks ago as Gaad's replacement
>>70331891
Life isn't fair. The only highlight to my life is tatianas ass, and now it will be gone
>>70331891
>pawg
she's not white senpai, actress is from like Russian Mongolia or some shit
Miller high life when?
>>70331994
Still a qt, though. I mean, not a Nina-level qt, but qt nonetheless.
>>70332063
When Stan stops by the house
PHILIP NO
>>70331891
>Tatiana is being moved to Kenya
REMINDER>>70331714
>>70332123
Here comes the trap, oh fucking shit
>>70332144
I feel like there's only 12 of us who post in this thread each week
>>70332228
considering for first few years these threads would die. its growing
>>70332228
>22 posters
minus the 1 cuckposter so a grand total of 21
>FBI Counter Intel now has other competent agents besides Stan and a leader who seems competent
KGB fucked?
>>70332228
>>70332254
>>70332257
we're growing COMRADES
>>70332228
4chan shows unique IPs in each thread
I'm phone posting though so I can't check it
>>70332262
considering how many times Phil has masterminded them, its about time.
>>70332228
Sometimes I post, but usually don't have anything to say since Nina died
>>70332351
I heard she's supposed to on Tyrant; the wife of a new character being introduced.
>>70332257
seriously hate that fag
OH FUCK ELIZABETH IS GONNA SEE HOW PAIGE GETS ALONG WITH STAN JR. AND FORCE HER TO FUCK HIM TO GET MORE INTEL
Why am I so tense bros?
>>70332351
still in mourning
this a ruse or is Oleg legit concerned?
>>70332476
Oleg might have just fucked the Jennings, twice.
RIP William
Oleg cracked like Western scum
>>70332531
>>70332533
>>70332545
wait what the fuck is going on
>>70332578
Phil went in person to place they're going to track William back too. They also have Gabriel too.
>>70332531
legit concerned. he knows their technology is shit and they use shit ships to carry the most dangerous chemical weapons that can wipe out thousands maybe millions.
he doesn't want that shit in his conscience. also if Americans get infected you can bet your sweetass Russia will be bombarded with that shit as revenge
Oleg is a secret vampire hunter.
>>70332578
Oleg leaked that America's biological weapons programmed is compromised
whether this is a ruse to facilitate something or if he is legit scared shitless o soviets getting their hands on it is up in the air
>>70332670
holy shit Phil got saved by fucking luck, holy shit
Gabriel is dying
She gonna eat the weirdo dick.
>>70332914
time for paige to learn to take spy-d
WE ROMEO AND JULIET NOW BOYS
>be shit at band
>still make out with chicks
The 80s sure were surreal.
what a sluttt
KEK
E
K
Who the fuck names their kids after vegetables
Paige confirmed for getting the d next season
SHE'S PLAYING HIM LIKE A MANDOLIN
jesus christ you argumentative cunt just do as your experienced spymaster parents tell you
>>70332952
Dbz
>O.K.
what did she mean by this?
>>70333047
>parents are literally jedi master tier
>walking down a path the centre wants when they're trying to keep her out of it
WILL IS FUQQED
>>70333048
When my phone autocorrected vegetables to Vegeta I realized my error but I still posted it
Shut up paige
Paige, so help me, this is not the time.
>>70333082
Done
>Great.
What did she mean by this?
>>70333100
kek Philip should of said this
GREAT
>>70330373
They're Russians with elaborate fake identities that include being married and having kids. It's a lot better than it sounds.
>>70333129
she wants in the game and she wants to be useful and now sees more of what they're doing and she is a lot like her mother so
Why didn't Liz say it was to make a vaccine or smth
>kisses the enemy
>comes home and goes toe to toe with her parents, forcing them to tell her more details
Savage
>>70333195
because they're trying to not lie to her
WILLIAM NOOOOOOOOOO
;___;
OH NO
I'M LATE FOR DR. CONNOR'S CLASS
I'm a humongous faggot
>>70332670
After what almost happened with the nukes i would be scared shit too. Even if there is only a .01% chance this could go wrong why risk it?
got my chicken tendies and miller high life ready for my second viewing
>>70333237
they did?
>>70333664
mind if I grab one?
>>70333664
I get to watch it for the first time now that my Pens beat the shorks
>>70333353
See you next week, friend!
>>70334249
Cuck
I want to _ _ _ _ Paige.
>>70334734
slap
TOP SECRET
>>70334734
i want to eat her pussy Paige
>You go to shit anyway... and you're still alone
What did he mean by this
>>70334734
>acne
>Degenerate earrings
>weird belly button
>tats
02/10 would not fuck
For some reason I was thinking this was the season finale. It is next ep where everything goes to shit.
>>70332228
Good.
>>70335635
fag
Is season 5 confirmed? Could this be the last episode
>>70335967
its confirmed two more seasons, next week is season finale
>>70335967
This wasn't the finale and the show was renewed for a 13 ep S5 and 10 ep S6
I hope we get a few episodes of them on the run at this point
>>70337482
I just want the breaking bad type "it was you" between Phillip and Stan.
They showed Stan throwing him up against boxes in what looked like the garage in the next week previews, but they won't do it yet.
>>70335218
ONE OF US! ONE OF US! GOOBLE GOBBLE!
>>70337650
That might've been reused footage from earlier in the season when he thought Philip was banging his ex-wife.
>>70337650
That throw against the boxes scene was probably the one from the Glanders episode
>>70337650
That scene happened earlier in the season when Stan learned that Philip had talked to his wife at EST. They have since made up.
>>70335218
what did he mean honestly
>>70338372
It's worse remembering the warmth after its gone.
>>70338406
yeah but he was talking about taking a dump right?
>Every time Elizabeth is on screen
>>70338446
Literal anon, to much literal.
>>70331714
>Nairobi outpost.jpg
>Series goes full alternate reality
>Soviets win the cold war
>Image related happens.
This series would be GOAT if that happened.
>>70338457
want to know real pain? see the gag reel for season 1 and 2. she a cute. CUTE!
> yfw Keri Russel will never worry about hitting your hand after closing the car trunk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEC0i311nZM
>>70338527
doesn't sound so bad. lumbering is pretty neat and you don't have to worry about the kids, the state got you covered on that front. they even give you a plaid shirt so you fit right in!
>>70338527
that would actually be cool. then elezibith can realize how america is better
>>70338845
>tfw no Keri Russel gf
fuck you I didn't want this feel
>>70338845
that bit where they're doing driving motions in the air together perfectly in tune with each other.
seriously even their bullshit improv works well together.
>>70339223
Just found out that Phillip and Elizabeth are together irl
If they fuck up the scene where Stan finds out Phil is an illegal I will never forgive them. That shit needs to be heartbreaking. Two bros lost in their jobs with friends besides finding out they are mortal enemies. Damn.
>>70339336
they just had their first baby together
>>70339340
They joked about how they got one over on Gaad and bugging the FBI multiple times to point of saying they should just tear building down and fire everyone. Not only does stan need to find out but find out all of it leads back to Phil. Even Gaad dying goes back to Phil's reporting. Elizabeth didn't think they could pull off the impossible so he turned Martha and then made her go so deep that they had a bug in head office of counter intelligence for at least a year.
Phil tradecrafted the shit out of Stan's unit. His old partner, all of it.
>>70339340
I wouldn't be surprised if Stan commits sudoku. His whole life will feel like a lie. Everyone around him he loved is either dead or betrayed him.
It's just too much feels to handle. I mean he went apeshit on Phil for talking to his ex wife. He even told him how much it hurt because he has no friends. The only person he talks to is Henry
>>70339465
Could Stan respect Phillip's skills or would it be pure hate at all he has done
>>70339545
He would definitely lose his shit
Speaking of which, was Stan moving across from them planned or random chance? I forget.
>>70339663
Happy coincidence, elizabeth wanted phil to not get close but he decided to anyway, which is one of the few times she was right over phil considering how the whole trunk thing almost turned out.
>>70339663
Random Elizabeth told Alice this season that they lived there first
>>70339484
I don't know, he did murder that Russian station official in revenge for the spic agent's death - I can see Stan snapping and becoming a loose cannon to take them out
god damn paige is the most infuriating character
I really hope that when they reveal it to henry he's cool as shit about it for contrast
>>70339924
It'd be neat if Henry became a pure operator like his momma
>>70339905
Phil would gank him no problem.
>>70339924
>>70339960
>>70339960
nah Henry is full red white and blue. he will kill his parents for being commie scum and trying to take away his vidya for standing in bread lines
>>70339924
Paige has done nothing wrong, if anything she is acting like it is too normal.
>>70339705
She wasn't though, they have gained valuable information from their friendship.
>>70339715
Yeah I know she told Pasta Tim that but I couldn't tell if she was just lying
I guess it's a realistic coincidence since they live in Fairfax County and they would rub elbows with guys like Stan all the time.
>>70340009
>he will kill his parents for being commie scum and trying to take away his vidya for standing in bread lines
kek
>>70340083
stan and his family moved in in the first ep, the jennings had already been living there
>>70339960
He broke into his neighbor's house to play video games and fell asleep while doing it. He definitely got the operator gene from his parents.
>>70340039
Stan almost outted them because they kept the agent in their home.
remembering early Stan is just sad. He moved to Washington DC to be close to his family after years of being undercover with the most violent biker gang
He was alone for years and seen some shit. His wife barely supported him and just gave up. His son hated him. He deserves happiness mang
>>70340147
He also had the awareness to realize that the guy who picked them up when they were hitch-hiking in S1 was dangerous and smashed a bottle over his head to escape
Then there's his cleverly hidden spankbank
>>70340183
>after years of being undercover with the most violent biker gang
Did he work with Rust?
>>70340183
>He moved to Washington DC to be close to his family after years of being undercover with the most violent biker gang
It was a biker gang? I thought it was neo-Nazis, because I can remember the black agent being butthurt enough to ask what exactly he did as a member
>>70340295
neo-nazi bikers
>>70340295
>>70340183
>>70340243
White Supremacist group from South Arkansas
>>70340295
I forgot how did his partner die, I remember Phillip killed him but why?
>>70340408
because he started a fight with Phil over Martha
>>70340350
Thanks anon
>>70340408
Martha was the agent's ex, the agent was stalking her, saw her talking to Phil, got into a fight with Phil after which he was kidnapped and killed because he knew too much
What is your favorite episode?
>I like the one when Reagan was shot
>>70340496
Prime Jodie was worth shooting the President for desu
>>70331714
Guy on the right is like, keep it cool, it's only a picture, it will take only a second.
>>70340496
good shout
mine is probably the S1 finale
>>70340519
don't blame him man. taking pictures is always awkward as fuck. i hate it
i will never understand this whole selfie shit
>>70340535
That's what convinced me to stick with the show
S1 was ok but that finale elevated it and made me come back for S2
S2 was when it really became GOAT
>>70333155
>soviet characters in US-made story
>believable
Does anyone have a webm of Elizabeth hiking up her skirt from the Under Pressure sex romp
>>70340640
No, but I have this webm
>>70340936
>>70340957
Based
ty
>>70340936
>>70340957
Nice. Thanks bro.
I really wish they hadn't confirmed there would be multiple seasons so we know they're not going to get caught anytime soon.
Unless they do something fun, like busting them and then trying to turn them against the Russians or something.
Thanks for the beer
>>70340836
>>70340936
>>70340957
>>70341358
>>70341377
What is this modern day GoT?
>>70344581
No, because this is actuallygood.
>page 10
bump
>>70344216
no problem.
Really good episode. I wonder whether Paige will fully hop in the KGB train now, now that she is getting more information. Also Paige definitely has some skills that she inherited from her parents.
And I wonder whether Pastor Tim will finally bite the bullet in the finale. I reckon Tatiana will be the Persona Non Grata because shes responsible for the bioweapons division, so her promotion to Nairobi wont go through.
>>70346733
>its the small things
anyone have a webm of Phil's sex training?
>>70348957
>tfwywnkps
>>70330058
what is this show about?
is it like banshee?
Is it me or does this show have the most abrupt endings?
>Part of a weapon that our army will use to fight if we are ever attacked.
>Great.
Show is over. I've noticed this with a lot of other episodes.
That was a good final
>>70353124
>>Great
The deadpan delivery of that line was so good by Paige. Paige is so eager to actually spy now, you can clearly see that she was happy to do it.
oleg is a fucking traitor and needs to end up like nina
>>70353634
I wish Paige would use me for some intel
>>70352387
Its about Marthas that wont die and delicious MIller High Lifes between neighbors.
>>70352387
Russian spies living in America in the Cold War. Its more a family drama than Banshee's action focus.
>>70353634
I think she clearly regretted asking
>>70354213
What Oleg just did was perhaps the most noble thing anyone has done on this show.
>>70353346
It wasn't the finale
>>70333047
>having your spy work, life, and the life of others in your operation depend on the whims of a pacifist and naive teenager undergoing puberty
Ayy lmao
I used to think I'd do better, serve the center better, if I kept to myself. You work alone there's no one there tearing away at you, weakening you. But, you go to shit anyway, and you're still alone.
>>70355563
The moral of the story is to acquire a qt waifu
>>70352387
Its about two KGB spies who moved to America and are raising a family of two children while still working for their country, all the while trying to keep up the illusion of the perfect American family, in the 1980s.
Its not an action show for the most part, although there is sometimes action.
Its more of a slowburning drama about the two main characters trying to balance their lives.
>>70353346
>>70353346
there's been several great episodes that could have been finales this season
>>70355563
that basically explained why he resents Phil and Liz sometimes. They have eachother and care for each other meanwhile he's on his own. He has no one to talk to, take comfort in and share his thoughts with. He has to be a robot all the time. Show no emotions when dealing with the center or people who report to him.
Is it me, or is this season a bit of a slow burner?
Perhaps it's because this is the first season that I'm watching weekly as it's airing.
>>70355857
>He has no one to talk to, take comfort in and share his thoughts with
He has Claudia, there are several scenes where they're talking together.
>>70355883
it's not the same. he doesn't see Claudia every day and night the way Phil and Liz see each other. They mostly talk about spies who report to him rather than how he feels and what he believes. Whenever they show them talking it's about Phil and Liz.
>>70347432
>I wonder whether Paige will fully hop in the KGB train
This is the biggest question for me now. Paige is at a turning point. She watched her mom kill a guy and now dad's going off to go procure a weapon of war. She realizes it's not all jesus-esque helping other people with cute bunny farts and rainbows anymore.
I think Pastor Tim is on the backburner unless Paige goes blabbing to him about what's happening again.
>>70355795
episode w/ the timeskip was absolute god tier
Henry is the perfect second generation illegal. He's like most boys in the 80s and is getting close to Stan. He's asking him about the FBI and is it cool or dangerous. I think the center and his parents don't know that Henry might be the perfect illegal that was born and raised in the US. Also I thought they were going to show the Fort Detrick disaster this season because they had a bioweapon plot line at the base. My guess was William was going to destroy teh lab and create teh disaster we know of today. Also Oleg is right about Soviet technology being shit but so was our at the time. The fort detrick disaster showed that to the country.
>>70355858
That's real life intelligence. It slow moving and it takes patience. It not James Bond or Jason Bourne. This show has damn near accuracy how intelligence officers in the field work in gathering intelligence. The field is nothing more than a cat or mouse game.
>>70330058
Hello! I'm a 5 foot 2 inch 98 pound female and I'm going to successfully threaten a 6 foot 250 pound male dock worker with a pipe.
This show is crap. Fuck you faggots for watching it.
>>70356025
>I think Pastor Tim is on the backburner unless Paige goes blabbing to him about what's happening again.
she basically told them she wants nothing to do with Pastor Tim and is only working him for them
>>70355378
>ratting your comrade out
>noble
select one
>>70358143
His actions did more good for his comrades than everything that twat was doing
>>70355378
you're probably right
>>70356431
>That's real life intelligence.
agreed, they do a great job w the minutia
which is why it's kind of silly to market it in this way (pic related) because idiots like >>70356558
tune in expecting some sleek sexy spy romp and get a slower, more nuanced character piece.
>>70355378
>Beeman tells son a Russian agent told him about bioweapons plot
>he tells Paige, who tells Phillip and Elizabeth
>they tell the center, who kills Oleg
>Phillip and Elizabeth responsible for Oleg's death
>>70358969
don't forget
>Oleg's death lays heavy on Stan's conscience
>Stan relives Nina situation
>Stan goes into further depression
Beeman, who blabs what his source tells him in confidence, is responsible.
>>70360486
Unbelievably shitty things keep happening to him. It's a miracle he hasn't committed soduko desu.
mind if I have a beer?
>>70356558
you're 300 pounds and shit yourself in the presence of any woman
>>70356558
>>70361521
#REKT
>>70361521
fucking savage
>>70361371
hey can I have one?
>>70362455
sure. I'll have one with you.
Life really was better in a different era anons.
>>70362306
That episode was great.
>>70363075
>advertisements were people smoke and drink
what a time to be alive
