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The last thread was based. Let's keep it going.
>>70324828
he did nothing wrong
So, why aren't there any movies about man-eating tigers?
You got lions and a million killer shark or crocodile movies but none about a thing that used to eat humans by the hundred until the British killed most of them.
I fucking hate snakes
I fucking hate them so much
>>70325064
Because most popular movies are made by Americans.
And Americans don't know anything about or have any interest in what happens outside.
>>70325064
Jungle Book
Life of Pi
Maneater
surprised they havent gone back to redo Arachnophobia
We have evil...
Shark (Jaws, Deep Blue Sea)
Snake (Anaconda)
Spider (Arachnophobia, Eight Legged Freaks)
Crocodile (Lake Placid)
Birds (Birds, Birdemic (kek))
Fish (Piranha)
What other horror animals are there and what would you like to see in the future?
>>70325064
I watched all the Lake Placid movies in a week because my greatest fear is crocodiles so even as the quality dropped as the series went on it still fascinated me.
Currently watching the Andaconda movies so I can fully appreciate Lake Placid vs. Anaconda(stupid I know)
>>70325323
Baboons or Gorrillas
>>70325323
Don't forget the killer baboon
>>70325064
I remember watching one with gary busey in a hotel. Maneater or something like that I thought it was pretty great.
>>70325296
>redo Arachnophobia
>>70325323
Bear (The Edge)
Wolves (The Grey)
I want a movie about a pack of man hunting painted dogs.
>>70325323
Dinosaurs (Jurassic Park)
Dog (Cujo)
Ape (Planet of the Apes, Straight Outta Compton)
Lion (The Ghost and the Darknes, The Lion King)
Wolf (The Grey)
Gorilla (Congo)
Sheep (Black Sheep)
And a couple of deep sea monster movies with krakens or giant squid but I don't know any titles.
BIG
>>70325323
Posted this Porkino in the last thread.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QuPXBQDCI-U
>>70325121
>that part where owen wilson is outlined against the inside of the snake after being swallowed whole
I saw that movie when I should've been too old form coherent memories but that still gives me nightmares.
>>70325323
Alligator: Alligator (1980)
Rabbit: Night of the Lepus (1972)
>>70325422
patrician killer animal
>>70325452
ASS
>>70325443
>And a couple of deep sea monster movies with krakens or giant squid but I don't know any titles.
I'll give you 20,000 guesses to name one.
>>70325472SHAKMAAAAAAAA
>>70325457
that cinematography looks fucking cool
I'll watch this
>>70324828
Does Lake Placid still hold up? I loved it as a kid but I haven't seen it since, not sure if it's aged well.
>>70325422
>>70325393
Isn't there a tually a movie where Ron Perlman fights an island full of killer baboons? Maybe it's just some scifi original and I'm subbing in Ron Perlman for the immemorable lead in that. I remember kt used practical effects and real baboon footage, so it was pr'spooks.
>>70325477
SPIDER
>>70325443
Monkey (Monkey Shines (1988))
>>70325510
>Does Lake Placid still hold up
no.
You should listen to the How Did This Get Made ep about it.
>>70325393
>baboons
>>70325510
Yes.
>>70325442
Really need one about a cougar to go with these other two so that the trilogy of "poignant films about masculinity in the face of animals" can go on.
He wasn't just following orders.
>>70325509
It's actually a really well done movie. Aussies had some great movies that came out of the 80s.
not one mention of primeval
better than lake placid
>>70325550
>goggle horror cougar movies
>results were better than expected
I'll be in my bunk.
>>70325600
To much political stuff not enough crocodile action
>>70325457
this movie is comfy as fuck
>>70325511
There is. It's called primal force if I'm not mistaken.
>>70325603
>all the results are about old ladies killing young men instead of the animal
I hope this isn't what you mean, anon.
>>70325393
>>70325422
>>70325472
>they havent seen true baboon-kino
>>70325600
Black Water is better than both.
>>70325510
absolutely does hold up.
Night of the Grizzly 1966
Grizzly 1976
>>70325443
>And a couple of deep sea monster movies with krakens or giant squid but I don't know any titles.
I can think of a couple
The beast 1996
Deep rising 1998
Creature 1998 was okay, but it's borderline a monster movie since it's not actually a real animal
>>70325669
>has never been cougar hunting before
Oh to be young again.
There's a movie about a Komodo dragon that's just called "komodo".
I think Komodo dragons could be the next big horror animal.
>drools constantly
>looks like a dried up shit with legs
>those fucking hissing noises
>always stink because of their love of carrion
>go into a blood frenzy when eating
>will bite a buffalo on the leg and follow it for days waiting for it to die from infection due to it's rank ass oral hygiene.
Gotta be some money in a survival horror movie about a group of people being picked off by komodos on an island after getting stranded.
>>70325511
The Island of Dr. Moreau?
Food of the Gods (giant Rats and Wasps and Chickens)
Essential Crock-Kino
>>70325685
The wikipedia article reads:
>based on a true story, shows the events of an incident that happened in Kenya in 1984. A severe drought happened, and 90,000 starving baboons went on a rampage
>>70325760
>it's rank ass oral hygiene.
Actually it is its entire body. Its insides are like a petri dish for really bad microbes to other creatures that it is immune to for the most part.
>>70325685
Ahahahaahahahahaha
>Timothy Bottoms
>Bottoms
>>70325740
>The beast 1996
Loved this when I was younger.
>>70325064
>he hasnt seen Burning Bright
>>70325793
Gatorkino.
>>70325793
sounds sick
Anyone else ITT really think they could probably fuck up a giant alligator in a fight?
The jaw pressure they exhibit is only when biting down, and their jaws can be held shut with the strength of two normal human fingers. I wouldn't have to worry about tail whips or death rolls because I have the reflexes of a cat and the speed of a mongoose. I figure I could lead it onto land, juke it and do a spin move while avoiding it's jaws and tail whip, get it's back or get in it's gator guard and hold it's jaw closed with one hand, then plunge a large knife directly into the soft area above the crown of it's skull severing it's brain stem and instantly killing it with the other hand. It would be quite simple really.
>>70325323
Komodo dragons in Komodo
Sheep in Black Sheep
>>70325657
HEY, THAT'S IT. Thanks anon, I'll have to find it and give it a watch.
>>70325850
true
I love this movie though. I remember a scene where they literally just filmed a small juvenile gator crawling around a miniature city street.
>>70325639
So clever, dude!
>>70325880
lol ok buddy.
>>70325880
Just come at it with a flying elbow drop across the spine. I used to do that to wolves in Alaska.
>>70325815
Even better.
I remember watching this long ago, it wasnt that good but entertaining nothenless.
>>70325793
jesus I know what I'm watching tonight
>>70325880
lel live your dream anon, I believe in you.
Minotaur
Dont remember year
>>70325946
Well, they are also venomous too boot.
I never realized baboon-kino was an actual genre before now. Need to have a movie night.
>>70325511
It was a Sci Fi original. I remember because I couldn't tell the difference between Pearlman and the monkeys.
>>70325793
>when he picks up the waiter in his mouth at the police function
>>70325880
>do a spin move while avoiding it's jaws and tail whip, get it's back or get in it's gator guard
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gAWrAQp7pWQ
I fucking hate ants
>>70325760
>>70325815
uh *ACHTHUALLY* it was discovered the komodo does have venom and the bacteria thing isn't what kills
>>70325880
>An obese knife-wielding teenager was killed today when he jumped into the alligator enclosure at the zoo.
>>70325393
>Harambe's Revenge
>>70326125
The venom is an anticoagulant that allows the bacteria to infect the wound, rather than an actual venom that attacks tissue or the nervous system.
>>70326131
>When investigators searched his home and computer for a clue as to why the young man wanted to commit suicide, all they could find were pictures of feet and interracial pornography.
There was a movie about genetically modified locust that eat people but dont remember its name.
>>70326222
You think too small Anon.
I COULD KILL A GIANT ALLIGATOR AND YOU NAYSAYERS ARE GOING TO EAT YOUR WORDS I AM GOING TO BING WHERE ALLIGATORS LIVE AND GRAB MY GOPRO AND PROVE ALL OF YOU WRONG
>>70325121
>>70325460
That casting was fun.
You got up and comers in that one.
Lopez had some nice Ass shots but they realyl didn't want to show her assets.
>>70325431
ReEdit
>>70326333
fucking kek
>>70326394
Okay Mr. Torgue.
>>70325323
Lions (The Ghost and the Darkness)
pretty good
Where's the movie about Brutus? The three-legged, 80 year old, 2 ton, shark-eating crocodile?
>>70325323
Rouge and Prime Eval or whatever are good croc movies.
>On December 9, 1915, at 10:30 a.m., the giant brown bear turned up at the home of the Ōta family. Abe Mayu, the farmer's wife, and Hasumi Mikio, a baby being taken care of by Mayu, were at the house. Mikio was bitten on the head and killed. Mayu fought back, apparently by throwing firewood, and tried to escape.
>She was overtaken, knocked down, and dragged into the forest. According to contemporary descriptions the scene resembled a slaughterhouse, with blood puddled on the farmhouse floor.
Aren't we forgetting something?
>>70326676
What happened to his other foot? Diabeetus?
>>70326729
Cujo did nothing wrong, poor pupper just had rabies.
>>70326729
ROLL UP THE WINDOW
>>70326721
Been meaning to watch the movie based on this (Yellow Fangs) for awhile.
>>70326394
do it anon I want to see pov footage of a man getting eaten by a gator
>>70325880
Fuck off Ronald McDonald. When did Dennis give you internet privilege.
>>70324828
Watch this movie if you want to see Gunnar Hansen (the original leatherface) kill giant killer mosquitos with a chainsaw
>>70325880
How many Wolverines do you think you could take down with dual katanas?
>>70325947
The writer of Anaconda AND the guy who CREATED JP's SFX? Are we worthy of such kinography?
>>70326060
That's actually really impressive pajamalam. I wish I could do a flip like that.
I don't want puncheycage. Is that dude a good fighter?
>>70327055
All of them.
>>70324828
>100 replies
>only 1 mention of Congo and The Ghost and The Darkness
I'm so disappointed in you /tv/
>>70327072
He's sort of an unproven young prospect, physical freak though.He also apparently took Bella Thorne's virginity when they dated a few years ago. So he's da real MVP when it comes to life.
No love for rats? You'd think such a ubiquitous pest would get more kino.
>>70326333
Saved.
>>70325511
>>70325657
THANK YOU! I misremembered this movie as Anthony Hopkins on an island fighting a shitload of gorillas from when I was a child, and have been searching for that movie for YEARS. I even remembered the word "primal" in the title, and thought for a short period of time that the movie Primal Fear with Ed Norton in it also had something to do with an island of killer Gorillas.
>>70327143
The Michael Jackson song in that is hardcore as fuck. I'll probably listen to it on my Zune when I kill that gator.
>>70327143
Fuck all that poster is terrifying. That Ben fellow is not one to be fucked with.
>>70327128
Damn, I'd bang that girl, she's cute af.
Feel like I should become friends with the Sage guy. Maybe I can become his duff and eat the table scraps after he's done.
>>70327042
This movie is goddamn incredible. It's by no means a good movie. But it is entertaining to the end.
>>70327120
>only 1 mention
More people know about your secret in-browser search function now.
>>70327055
>not using a freaking 12g.
>>70327213
I would love to hear Ben playing while some fag gets eaten by a gator
>>70325323
Horses with huge fangs.
>>70325793
>tfw you got the Alligator game for Christmas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgV7-2WtQvU
The 80's were fucking awesome. I feel sorry for you youngfags who had to grow in this PC world.
>>70325577
Jesus fuck this movie should have never been released.
>>70327042
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUkSMxeaeuA
Holy fuck this looks amazing.
>>70327365
Harry Potter already did it.
How bout Ticks? Beautiful B-movie from the 90s. It's got Clint Howard AND Fresh Prince's Carlton!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8RX07ynzTB4
>>70327213
>my Zune
Christ I just remembered that I have one of those somewhere in my house and never used it
>>70325393
Any movie set in Chicago or Detroit.
>>70327369
So was this the crocodile dentist of the 70's?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5RhAb3U_F8
>>70327213
>tfw that song makes me cry
>>70327423
I remember this.
>MFW a swarm of ticks bites the roidrager
>MFW the steroids in his blood made the ticks as big as a softball.
>>70325323
In regards to Deep Blue Sea, has anyone seen this scene? I have only ever seen this pic and i love the film, i just really want to see this scene.
I dont know about deleted scenes so maybe its that
>>70327541
That and the radioactive waste the pot farmers were using to make the plants grow bigger.
Cuz everyone in the 90s knew that if you messed with radioactive waste, you got giant creatures.
>>70327274
>>70327374
its fucking great. I got wasted as shit with a group of friends and we watched this. It was a beautiful experience.
>>70327423
Ticks is awesome. Carlton trying so hard to act "street" is fucking laughable
both of these are essential insectkino
>>70325880
>>70327084
BREAKING NEWS: Biologists and the Fish and Wildlife Service are in shock after learning that a local teenager has killed all of North America's wolverines and alligators. When asked why he did it he simply responded "heh" and tipped his fedora before walking away.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_natural_horror_films
Jesus.
>>70327423
This post really ticked me off.
>>70327620
kek forgot about the radioactive waste.
>>70327779
and you're post sucks :^)
>>70327155
You were thinking of instinct, which is a film I happen to like too.
If we're doing insectkino, we need to go deeper.
Deadly Mantis 1957
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hX67alQhui0
50s loved their giant bugs.
Attack of the Crab Monsters 1957
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LSLsTKa3isI
Them! 1954
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4URRp39XOo
Tarantula 1957
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_2ouqYZgBs
Crab monsters was always my favorite of these.
> Into the Grizzly Maze
Came out last year. Has Thomas Jane, Piper Peraboo, James Marsden, and Billy Bob Thorton in it. It's a pretty damn fun movie.
> Prey
About a woman and her step kids breaking down in the woods and being stalked by lions. Pretty fun.
> Snakehead Terror
Can't find a copy of it anywhere, but it's a syfy movie that's about as b-movie fun as you can get.
> Black water
Well made low budget croc movie about tourists breaking down in a swamp.
> Bats
Stars Lou Diamond Phillips and is known for being gleefully awful.
> Deadly Invasion: The Killer Bee Nightmare
it used to come on the family channel all the time when I was a kid and made me terrified of the supposed coming killer bee invasion.
>>70325422
>>70325422
>>70325457
>>70325472
>>70325793
>>70327042
These are all going on a list for this weekend. Thanks lads.
>>70325121
Easy there doctor Jones
>>70327732
It was nothing personnel.
A bit of a tangent, but anyone know of killer plant movies? Kind of a hard antagonist to put on screen. Most of the attempts rather suck.
Little Shop of Horrors
The Ruins
Day of the Triffids
The Happening
>tfw going to my lake house this weekend and there's always Copperheads all over in the water sunning themselves on rocks this time of year
Hey Gatorboy you want to come katana some snakes for me? $20 a head.
>>70328077
Attack of the Killer Tomatoes!
Terrible movie. Great cover art.
>>70328077
Batman and Robin
>>70325490
Clash of the Pirates
>>70328077
Jumanji
>>70328261
GB2 >>>/v/
>>70327833
Wow you're really bleeding this joke dry.
>>70325880
>obese 35 year old man in a trenchcoat killed by a alligator
>>70328400
bite me :^)
>>70327374
remember watching this with my dad as a kid, pure shitkino
>no one posting this whalekino
>>70325457
Man wtf, i can't believe my country actually used to make proper movies. Now its all forgettable art/crime/aussie-circlejerk shite. wtf happened.
>>70328300
Oh jeeze that's a real thing? I was joking about krakens
>>70327374
>that music
TEKKEN AF.
>>70325393
Congo (1995)
speaking of shark flicks, whose excited for this?
I know its going to be sony trash, but goddam, I'm going to see it in theateres and enjoy it to the end. A high budget shark movie, and the shark effect when eating that one guy in the trailer looked pretty damn good.
>>70328839
Im pretty hyped for it. Its a relatively high budget shark movie that isn't another fucking stupid sy-fy channel meme movie.
>>70328839
>what was once in the deep is now in the shallows
>It's just a shark
Man I got all hyped out for nothing. Anybody know of a deep sea creature movie other than deep rising?
NAME AN ANIMAL YOU'D LIKE TO SEE FILMPLOITED
>>70327372
How does it stand up to ghost dog?
>>70329321
2cute4scary
How come there's still no Hippo-kino?
>>70326756
People think a bull shark ate it when he was young.
>>70329321
why, the most evil animal of all anon. The Quokka. Don't bother googling, it's just too gruesome.
>>70329528
Close:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xulXFB3-A3c
ok: read about movie once on IMDB, lost it forever
>made in the last 50 years
>stars at least one famous leading man, I think two though
>go hunting killer crocs/a killer croc
help me, lads
>>70329528
Those little shits unnerve me to no end. I want to stomp the smile out of their dumb faces.
>>70329579
How horrifying
>>70329198
>tfw no colossal squid horror movie
This guy gave me a few bad dreams
>>70325064
just wait dude. The Tiger. go read it if you havnt. itll become a movie.
Next thread should be evil plantcore
>>70325577
>army dog
>that village massacre
>those dead baby's
>>70327484
JUST
>>70325393
Wasn't there a movie about killer gorillas, and they took a young gorilla with some sort of implant that allowed her to "speak" english?
>>70329802
Congo
>>70329696
Man, I'd love a movie about scientific team trapped in an underwater base that's being besieged by deep sea horrors
>>70329802
*bad gorillas. Amy don't like. mean ugly gorillas. go away.*
>>70325685
This was actually fucking great. "Based on a true story". Would recommend.
>>70329715
>The tiger tracked down the hunter's cabin
>Waited for the hunter to leave
>Broke into the hunter's cabin
>Stole his fucking mattress
>Took a nap in the woods
>On his mattress
>Waited for the hunter to return
>Fucking blindsided him and gored him to shit
That tiger was fucking ruthless, man. Holy shit.
>>70329427
Hippos are fucking terrifying
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TEXYw91lQuY
>>70325323
Goat (The Witch)
>>70330000
SOMETHING THAT FAT SHOULD NOT BE ABLE TO KEEP UP WITH A BOATThey're in South America already
>>70329802
Precious, based on the novel Push by Sapphire.
>>70325457
The cinematography in this is fucking amazing. It has no right to look as good as it does and I remember that incoherence between shitty b movie subject and superior filming and blocking making me confused while watching it.
>>70330083
>that fucking huge
>that fucking fast
>head above the water like a fucking sea serpent
>huge mouth and teeth
Hippos are scary fampai
>>70325880
I'm too busy having fist fights with bears just now anon. Can't learn a new skill today.
>>70330138
Aren't they insanely hard to kill as well?
>>70330000
Those guys are laughing but that Hippo would have capsized that boat and murdered all of them.
>>70329321
hyenas just look fucking evil. the way they have that thick long neck and just lurch around.
that and fuckin hippos man.
>>70329321That antelope is about to encounter some post treematic stress!
>>70330000
I guarantee I could take on a hippo and win too. Slap a rear naked choke on it and he better either tap or nap.
>>70329829
freakin yes thank you!
>>70329885
poor Amy
>>70330274
Will you claim his fat boipuccy for yourself after you defeat him?
>>70330305
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXlSFKLuzTA
>>70330000
That fucking fat monster is THAT FAST in water?
I've seen those fucks bite a lion to death. I would not be laughing.
>>70327903
Them! is the best.
I remember a movie I saw when i was younger in the 90's about killer bees that completely swarmed these peoples house. Like just millions of fucking bees.
I remember a part where the familys oldest son got on his dirtbike and the noise it made pissed them off and he led the bees away fro a while.
I think they ended up finding an underground passage in their basement while they were trapped that led to an old farmhouse that they climbed out of.
Movie scared the shit out of me.
>>70330361
Well yeah, how else does a man show dominance?
https://youtu.be/dNb16Er1Wdk
https://youtu.be/PoLsV4bjiKY
Time for some AntKino
I remember watching a movie about ants that just ate everything to the bone invading a small town in the US.
There's a scene where a farmer throws a bucket of water over the corpse of his prize cow as a bunch of these ants are eating it's remains. For some reason that's the only major detail I remember.
>>70325577
Rico?
>>70330537
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5DYdb0tmw0
Goosebumps had an ant episode.
The ending is pretty fucked up in a TV-Y7 way.
>>70330580
About a minute late fambam
See >>70330537
>>70330621
If only I'd scrolled down before hitting post.
>take friendly puppers and throw dirty bedsheets over them and give them goofy fake masks
>scare the fuck out of 50's kids
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhG8vLz9PUA
>>70327873
I think I saw both of these movies at a very young age and combined them into one very very awesome movie in my imagination
>>70330728
>They made the masks out of old carpet and it was like torture to the dogs making some of them actually mean so they actually attacked some of the cast and crew
That movie is fucked.
>>70325393
Black Hawk Down
This movie was freaky as fuck.
>scientists testing chemical poisons on massive ant colonies
>the ants keep adapting to the poisons and getting stronger and stronger and killing more and more people off from the group of scientists
>then this part happens
Back Country anyone?
Movie isn't much but that bear attack scene... Holy Fucking Shit
It's worth it for that scene alone god damn
>>70325457
It's good. And Rogue's alright, too.
>>70325472
my dad must have rented that fucking movie at least 15 times, and we never got around to watching it.
i think it was a fucked up tape, and the video store made him pay for it three or four times.
>>70327581
I always think the same thing when I see it. I think it was just generated as promotional material, and doesn't actually exist in film form
>>70330868
that's a great effect
>>70329696
if watching channel 5 NY and WPIX in the mid 1980's taught me anything, it's that if there is an animal real or imagined, there was a disaster movie made in the 1970's about it.
>>70329486
So now he kills as many sharks as he can so that one day he can battle against the one who took his leg!
>>70331606
THIS SUMMER
SYFY PICTURES PRESENTS
>>70324828
rodentkino
>>70325064
>That pic
Humans are truly pathetic
>>70325151
bruh, grow up
>>70329796
kek'd hard
>>70325064
Seriously though it's because western audiences don't want kitties to die. Even big meanie kitties. They kinda could pull it off in the 80s because nobody gave a shit about wildlife but today after that dentist or whatever killed a bunch of lions, the mainstream would go batshit over it.
>>70328167
I assume American copperhead since Australian ones are in hibernation.
Whoever named two different types of snake on opposite ends of the world 'copperheads' was a dick.
>>70325443
>Ape (Planet of the Apes, Straight Outta Compton)
link to the last thread? cant see it in archive
>>70325064
I fucking love tigers. Have since I was like so beautiful and majestic. Truly the king of the jungle. Lions are faggots.
>>70332381
>Have since I was like so beautiful and majestic
Pajeet detected.
>walking through jungle
>elephants have enough of humans and their bullshit
>hear this in trees near by
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbXPKwIP_sI
>>70332194
Yep, Finger Lakes in New York.
Really? No one's seen Congo?
>STOP EATING MUH SEASAME CAKE
>>70332129
This. Reptiles and such are prime bait for it because people automatically don't like them much, they aren't mammals, and generally are more alien to us.
>>70332761
>Go for a nice day up to the lake
>See this right when you walk out on the dock
Someone get me my quartersticks and a machete.
Finished watching Primal force and now I'm on to Komodo.
>>70326394
Yes please. Make sure you dictate in your will this video must be released.
>>70333077
He can't bite you when there's a fish in its mouth
>>70333077
But Anon he caught you a delicious bass and just wants to share it.
>>70328077
How about killer fungus/mold?
>>70325577
Surprisingly this actually wasn't bad
>>70333286
All the more reason to murder it now before it spits that out or finishes eating it.
>>70333298
Get out of here snake I know you're a snake and you're not fooling me.
>>70324828
ok i need help. Theres a movie where a kid lives with his baby brother or sister and dad out somewhere in the country. Theres a pond somewhere out the where they live that has a creature type monster living in it who kills and eats people. so the boy sets up a trap on the tree with a piece of chicken and when the monster grabs it, the rope that was tied to the chicken took a snapshot with a old camera the kid setup. someone help me find this movie.
>>70330000
>In the early 1900s there was actually a proposal to import hippos to the United States for farming purposes.
We dodged a fucking bullet.
>>70333555
Monster Squad
I don't fucking know.
>>70333578
they are fucking Mammalian Dinosaurs.
Rhinos are less scary
>>70333578
Did niggerbro outrun/escape that fat devil?
>>70325947
saw this long ago as well. was very entertaining
>>70333324
This shit was weird as fuck, reminded me of Dead Space with the way it repurposes the bodies it infects.
>>70333555
someone help me. dont let these trips go to waste.
>>70332436
Nope white. I hate how I can't have tiger pictures and blankets without looking like trash.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7_oJQkSmXU
some of this shit is terrifying
>the alligator that chomps the guy's arm then starts rolling
>the 12 ft tall moose out of fucking nowhere
>>70333555
>>70333753
holy shit i got you senpai
The Cellar
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2n28Xw9DxU
>>70332530
didnt they mix an elephant roar with some other shit when they were doing the T. rex roar from jurassic park
>>70333776
>I hate how I can't have tiger pictures and blankets without looking like trash.
I hope you're a chick.
>>70330000
they can be p cute tho
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9u675qFC-88
>>70333837
I am but why can't men like tigers? They are cool as fuck.
this.
>>70328578
REEEEEEEEEE
>>70333824
christ. you have no idea how grateful i am man. thanks a bunch man much appreciated. you must know your movies.
>>70333958
he's a real film connoisseur
>>70333906
fuck.
I'm not convinced these things come from Earth
>>70333958
I just watched it on Scifi when i was little and always remembered it for some reason.
>>70333912
>That look at the end.
>"Uh bro, did you just fucking eat my leg?"
>>70333912
More proof I could easily get behind one and fucking rek their shit. You guys doubt me but I'm gonna prove you all wrong. I'd have done it today but I had already ordered food when I thought about it.
>>70333906
>getting that fucking close to something that eats a watermelon like people eat grapes.
>>70333996
>I just watched it on Scifi when i was little and always remembered it for some reason.
thanks again
>>70333937
>the story of rampaging army ants that have nested inside a living human body
This looks and sounds so trashy. I need this in my life.
>>70333906
>tfw you will never live in a swamp with ur hippobros and get fed whole watermelons all day
>>70334055
fucking kek. did it end up eating the fucker ?
Willard
primo RATCORE
Michael Jackson sang the themesong which was a love song to a rat.
>>70333077
those things are fucking evil and spitefull motherfuckers. rattlers will at least try to get away from you, but a fucking pilot snake will chase a fucking car.
>>70333578
>>70333652
>>70333622
R.I.P in peace ngakombe
>>70333906
1:44 was far to long to watch hippos eat watermelons and I'm stoned right now.
>>70334002
That croc was just waiting for that delicious croc-leg too.
>>70333912
>the one at 0:03 that just starts chewing the ground 2 ft away from the meat as if it's already got it
crocodiles are lazy stupid fuckers
>>70334145
The crocodile is /tv/:s spirit animal.
>>70333912
This makes me believe that anon might have a chance. A very very very small chance.
The man-eating boars from hannibal terrified me as a kid
>>70334114
No idea, but I think it did.
>>70330868
What movie?
>>70330000
>Hippos mark their territory by defecation. While depositing the faeces, hippos spin their tails to distribute their excrement over a greater area.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-ysUng4psw
>>70325064
>used to
>>70334250
those crocs are painted so they're always visible.
real crocs are typically covered in mud.
>>70333824
>the camel picking up the guy by the head and then chucking him across the floor
based
>>70334326
>those crocs are painted so they're always visible.
Nigga wat.
>>70333912
>The Chad crocs pick on and eat the leg and bite the tail of the abnormie croc just because he wanted to come eat with them
It's like high school in the cafeteria all over again.
>>70334326
>painting them green
that's so retarded, why not paint them a colour that show up again foliage or pondweed
>>70333912
I worked at the Beardsley Zoo in CT for a bit, Crocodiles and alligators are absolutely dumb as shit. They have no peripheral vision and will never find anything that isn't completely in front of them. If you're feeding the crocs their chicken and they miss it and it falls to the bottom, you have to get them out of the tank and get it out because the chicken will never be found/eaten and will rot in there.
They also have absolutely no depth perception. To get killed by one of these things you either have to be caught totally be surprise in the water or be stupid as shit.
>>70334481
SEE YOU FUCKERS?! I'M GONNA DO IT!
>>70334326
>>70334476
theyre not painted thats a puddle/stain from the water in the background
the one that rolls with the leg in its mouth loses the 'paint'
>>70334449
WILD CROCS AIN'T BRIGHT FUCKING GREEN
>>70333824
The shark one is hilarious
>>70334326
>>70334476
They're not painted you plebs.
>>70334564
Fucking hell, you're one stupid nigger.
Look in the background at the body of water, what's that floating around, why it's green plant life. Gee I wonder if the crocs swim in that water and pick up the floating plants on their backs as they move around.
Nah, they probably decided they needed to paint all their animals bright green for no reason.
>>70334688
They painted the croc green in your pic too so I don't see how your argument holds any weight
Bears are fckn ridiculous
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQQRUIl3rIU
>>70334456
>tfw you are a Chad croc
>>70334797
woah anon that's a really violent clip can't believe you posted that
>>70334797
MODS
Can we have a second thread but this time DEEP SEA EDITION? I can deal with the scary shit on land, it's the underwater creepies that get me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ITc3Uclb40
The polar bear is the comfiest of all the land creatures
Seeking solitude amongst the penguns, it truly is a god amongst heathens
>>70334250
>This makes me believe that anon might have a chance.
>>70334529
>DO IT!
do what?
>>70335004
>polar bears
>penguins
>same end of the world
shut up numbnuts
>>70335061
See >>70325880
TLDR anon is going to die.
>>70335073
troll
>>70334986
>to this day only 5 percent of the entire worlds sea has been explored
Just imagine what could lurk on the deepest depth of the ocean.
>>70335154
polar bears are arctic and penguins are antarctic, which by definition is as far apart as you can be
>>70335208
Nothing, there's nothing interesting there. Trust me
>>70335230
the polar bears ate all the penguins though. they wanted to live with them they just ran out of food.
How come anyone didn't mention Roar?
>>70335208
I went to /pol/ once and they told me that's where lots of secret Jewish reptiloids live.
>>70335258
Hmmm.
>>70335276
shit i didnt know that, thanks bro
>>70335258
oh vey good goy
>>70335258
>>70335208
anons didn't read the deep driver thread from /x/
>>70335258
yeah right
>>70335477
That thread was pretty comfy
>>70331761
Cuckodile and the Bull
>>70335440
what happened in that thread?
>>70335748
Diver worked for a company, saw some weird animals there but company wouldn't let him talk about it because they'd have to stop whatever they were doing, there was also military underwater shit and stuff like that, it was cool. One of the animals he saw was similar to one of those aquatic dinosaurs. He worked 3 months in the whole year and his salary was pretty great.
>>70333824
>that brave pupper taking on the badger
>>70335889
>>70335748
http://4chandata.org/x/I-was-a-commercial-diver-for-an-oil-and-gas-company-in-the-1990s--a164294
>>70335508
so is this one tbf
Used to have a VHS tape of this as a kid
I fucking loved watching
Has movies about ants, lizards, kaijus, loch ness monster
Give it a chance and watch it you wont regret it guys
https://youtu.be/blhIWFvNz-I
>>70325064
tigers are the only animal besides humans that participate in killing for revenge, not necessity
that's just the plot of the book series MEG
