>that's a 50$ dollar bill all day
>100,000 thousand shares of Enron
Oh yeah, that's 70 dollar bill all day
>>70296776
You still sore about them 50 bucks?
>>70296776
CHECK THIS OUT BRANDO
>>70296776
Show is fake
>>70297004
YYYUUUUPPPP
NES 001
>>70297087
The first Nintendo DS released
>>70297127
Wow, we get this one checked out, brando.
>>70296776
>got some broken Chinese finger traps, that's an easy hundreds, some HDDVDs, seasons 2-5 of cheers that's a half a c-note, a used pinata? Twenty all day
>ancient fossilized dinosaur shit
I could probably get 10 bucks for it in the store
>old cum rags
That's a 400 dollar bill in used clothing Brando.
>>70297254
My friend actually just had an auction for petrified dino shit that sold for 750k
>>70296776
I genuinely like Storage Hunters.
Whenever it's on, I'll watch it and I'll always flip to the channel to see if it's on.
how does a spic manlet end up with such a qt. fuck this gay earth.
>>70297364
>Brandi
>cute
Stop. You can smell that biological timer from here.
Speaking of """reality""" tv shows, I can't be the only one who really likes the comfyness of this show?
>>70297087
>>70297127
>police finds some pot in his car
>he immediately kills himself
At least he'll be remembered for once digging through garbage and finding a broken toy.
>>70297445
Isn't stuff like that a slap on the wrist in burgerland?
Suicide seems a little drastic for that.
>they clear out storage locker
>its all old crap. Its still worth something but not going to go like hotcakes
>they judge they will make $500 profit on the locker
>have to sell every item in order to make this profit at best
>have to spend all day clearing out and entire locker getting it back to original standard (otherwise they're charged)
>two of them
How is this profession ever worth it? I mean they'll find something rare worth 10k and celebrate like they're rich. 10k is fuck all if you find something like that once a year
>>70297481
From what I've read he apparently had an old drug charge on his record and was scared that a second one would ruin him.
The only thing I really can't stand about Storage Hunters is how they """assume""" sale value. It just seems a lot like guesswork, and they sometime seem to think they'll get a lot more for a product than what that product would actually be worth.
There was this one time the YUUUUUP-guy found this toaster and concluded he could get 50 bucks for it.
Holy fuck, who pays 50 bucks for a used toaster?
I swear they make some of this stuff up.
>>70297364
He was a bouncer at her strip club. He obviously got her coke and never judged her. Then she tasted his spicy latino balls and the rest is history.
i fucking love these threads
>small jar of pennies
Gotta be at least $20 worth of coins in there
>>70297610
holy shit ur dumb lmao
>>70297493
Usually they make a good chunk over 500 bucks though.
The trip to the lot is probably the most time-consuming, as the cleanup doesn't take more than a few hours tops.
The entire process of buying, bringing back, and re-furbishing is probably done in a day. I they make 500-1000 bucks on a couple of lockers, that probably adds up.
I'm not saying they're super-rich, but 30k a year isn't that hard to imagine.
>>70297610
you don't
have to add
spacing
between
each thought
my reddit friend
>>70296776
>saw a behind the scenes video featuring all the original buyers
>Darryl has found murder victims hidden in lockers
>Dave goes to hundreds of auctions every week
>Jarrod the crackhead has been attacked by people who came back after their lockers were sold
>Barry is a millionaire who just does shit for fun because the producers asked him if he wanted to
>>70296776
You ever shit your pants?
I'm good for that about twice a year.
>finds some kind of vintage train set
ALL ABOARD THE GRAVY TRAIN WHOO WHOO
Mind posting some examples of this guy?
>>70297445
Wtf are you talking about? He isn't dead.
>>70297364
Is he smiling or frowning, /tv/?
>>70297390
she's like a poor mans Jenna Fischer but thicc also. you're lying if you say you wouldn't smash Brandi in one of the storage lockers.
>>70297580
Because in the used crap marked, no one wants to deal with the shady type, right?
I mean yeah, if he worked on Wall Street, or was a CEO of Skynet Industries or sold million-dollar real estate or something I could kinda' see it as a big deal for his career.
When you're in the "sell garbage to poor people for profit" industry you'd think it wouldn't matter so much.
>>70297715
http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20673089,00.html
>British antiques show
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ghozb8NdSqM
>American antiques show
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95eUhuR8_ps
America are you even trying?
>>70297675
>he formats in a way I don't like so he must be reddit
Fuck.
Off.
>Is that Darrell bidding?
>>70297725
>had tv running in the background
>not paying attention
>hear the word cosplay
>Brandi comes out wearing a latex Tron bodysuit they found
>suddenly paying a little bit of attention
>>70297690
>Barry is a millionaire who just does shit for fun because the producers asked him if he wanted to
It does kinda' sound like an exciting hobby to have, if you have the capital to spare and don't really care if shit sells or not.
What I'd do though was go auctioning and pass everything I didn't want onto charity.
>>70297420
guy on the left looks like Bootsy from avgn.
>>70297734
Thought you were talking about Daryl.
What a retard. He was the worst buyer on the show.
the nigger is the best one, his appraisals are the most realistic
>>70297725
Oh don't get me wrong. She's old and desperate, but my standards are ridiculously low so I'd probably hit that, yeah.
>>70297759
t. exposed triggered redditor
:^)
>>70297839
>old
how old are you?
>ywn sniff her ass
>>70297881
and Brandi is old to you?
are you a cunnyfag?
>>70297660
30k a year is fucking peanuts when you factor in:
Overhead
Labor
Loss (The undignified, inevitable days where you don't sell jack shit)
If you do this job for 30k a year you're a sucker.
>>70297420
Tuna did nothing wrong. Great background show.
>>70297869
>tfw I used to know her cousin
She said they weren't close, but confirmed to me that Brandi's boobs are fake
I like how all the other people that aren't the main guys just stand there looking bored, making an offer once in a blue moon
This is my guilty pleasure.
I know it's literally ALL fake, but that doesn't stop it being fun.
>>70297926
she was a stripper, they were a tax write-off
>that clip where Dave fights the auctioneer and throws his wife to the ground
That shit was hilarious
>>70297934
The show usually doesn't show ones that the other people buy, which tend to be units filled with junk for smaller thrift stores to sell
>>70297953
>not including Bernice in the marketing
AWR HELLL NAW
>>70297493
It is worth it when they get paid to be on camera.
>an old heat shield panel made out of aluminium-magnesium belonging to the original Sputnik
with a little fixing thats worth like 30 bucks
>>70297856
That emoticon is reddit as fuck. Do you watch filthyfrank and h3h3 too, faggot?
>>70297953
THICK
>>70298030
>this assblasted redditor going full babyrage
>>70298030
Is there a reason you're getting so upset?
god I love Bernice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3X1bc4kNLHI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6pFSlbdCT8
>>70298039
Calm down. Go watch some leafy videos, that's probably up your alley.
>>70298063
Fuck that's good reality tv
>>70297729
For those types any charge except embezzlement is nothing.
>>70297900
Yeah but I mean 30k after all that. And I don't think it's a too demanding job, either.
For a mostly store-oriented job, that's pretty good.
>>70298151
If I was given the option of doing a standard 9-5 job or running my own shop for 30k, Id be a wage slave knowing Im at least guaranteed that pittance of a wage
>>70298003
>Bernice
My white person. Bernice was a fucking goldmine for this show.
>>70297976
This. The handful we see are usually the good ones or the "exiting" ones. 90% of the rest of the lockers are just crap.
People don't drive 7 hours to go to an auction with 4 lockers. They go through dozens upon dozens of these things. The camera just capture the best ones.
>>70298123
I saw one video where they show the credits at the end and they name the company they used to set up the explosion. Tru TV is a goldmine of sadness.
>tfw use to like watching these C-tier shows
i felt like the scum of the earth after watching anything on A&E and that Detroit pawn shop channel
>>70298229
Did you just insult my jewish ways?
I've always wondered if owning and renting out lockers like this was a fucking goldmine?
I mean think about it:
>practically no upkeep
>very few expenses to the building
>little staff needed
>constant stream of revenue
>>70298275
I assume it would be a lot like cleaning septic tanks, only the shit is alive and you have to interact with it like it was people every day.
>>70297869
THICC
H
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C
C
>>70297725
can we get some more Brandi?
>>70298063
Bernice carried that show.
>>70298063
>my boyfriend's a rapper
I'm sure he is.
>>70298265
MY KID COULDA GOT KILLED!!!
>>70298265
MY KID KUDDA BEEN SHOAH'D
>>70297900
I think he was saying 30k after costs but yeah my time is worth more than 30k a year. If you have a modicum of skill or smarts you can make at least 40-50k a year at a skilled labor job or office job with possibilities of raises.
Five bucks, that's the best I can offer.
>>70298063
BERNICEKINO
>>70298265
MY STEAK COULDA GOT GRILLED
>>70298063
Fuck that's amazing. The American spirit radiates from that woman.I know it's fake as fuck but it's still 10/10 kino right there.
DONT FORGET TO PAY MY FUCKING BIG TITTED WIFE
MY SON COULDA GOT KILLED
>>70298184
It takes a certain type, I guess, but to some people stability < gambling. And I'm guessing you gotta' be that kinda' person to be a storage hunter.
>>70298184
>wageslaves
>>70297690
>>Barry is a millionaire who just does shit for fun because the producers asked him if he wanted to
Dude is friends with fucking Stuart Copeland, along with every damn art dealer it seems. It's pretty obvious the dude's loaded. Not to mention he's not a redneck like the rest of them.
>>70298063
my god thats fucking great
>>70297364
He's not a manlet he's 5'8
>>70299027
>He's not a manlet
>he's 5'8
>>70299062
these ripoff of storage wars somehow manages to be worse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YrkF0oX9Go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKaeXvu4xfs
superior realitytvfu coming through
>>70298321
Yeah, except people will usually pay you vast sums of money monthly to NOT clean their shit out.
>>70299062
man she is so qt how did this fuckhead get with her
>>70299062
>foot tattoo
DROPPED
>>70299027
>>70299175
She was a stripper. Those standards aren't terribly high.
Going to a strippclub and promising some girl the world will get you that type of girl if you can actually provide for her.
The only miracle here was that she fell for THAT particular guy.
>>70296776
>old crust pair of socks with holes in them
>"theres 10 dollars no problem"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWDa7FoMq5I
TAKE A FUCKING LOOK AT THIS BRANDO
A YELLOWED OUT SUPER NINTENDO WITH NO CONTROLLERS COVERED IN RAT SHIT
THATS A 85 DOLLAR BILL ALL DAY EVERY DAY
>>70299143
i want to read her books if you know what i mean
>>70299269
Have you seen what old nintendos are going for on ebay? Someone absolutely would buy that for $85.
lads just checking if I'm banned
>>70296853
>100,000 thousand
What did he mean by this?
Did he just repeat thousand by accident, or did he mean 100 million? Will we ever know?
>>70299367
You're not.
>"come in the bed and lets talk about our next storage auction anon!"
what do you do?
>>70299143
>>70299289
She's CUTE as fuck. Best expert Pawn Stars ever called in.
>>70299143
nigga that's not Paige Wyatt
JUST
(Heroin whore from Sons of Guns who was molested by her father)
>>70298275
You're responsible for security. Basically liable for any break-ins.
Also seems like the sort of place where you'd have to deal with fraud a lot. Oh I "totally" lost the car I parked in my rental unit. Too bad your camera got smashed the night it was stolen must have been the robbers :^)
But yeah other than security probably no real obligations other than dealing with delinquent payments. Which, if this show is any judge, happen ALL THE TIME. Now that's the one part of the show I can believe.
>>70299490
ayy lmao
>>70299467
lick her nice soles
>>70299269
>>70299543
great hair though
>>70299543
WHat ever happened to those fags?
>>70299564
Security may be a thing to worry about, but honestly? Good solid locks and doors are a one-time investment.
Proper surveillance goes a long way too.
That being said, delinquent payments WOULD be a problem. That and my country doesn't really have that many "auction hunters" to recuperating from losses may be tough.
If you can get a good, solid foundation of payers though, I still think it can be lucrative.
Offer some discount like 1% off every year up to a maximum of 20% or something and you can probably make quite a bit of cash.
>>70299611
Well the Father is in jail for sexual assault. The daughter those heroin and shit now. Think the others fucked off.
>>70299490
>American Guns gets cancelled after that fuckhead in Colorado shoots up the DKR premiere
i hope he gets the needle.
>>70299390
I keked
>>70299664
life without parole, solitary confinement.
>>70297004
NO WAY
>>70299662
I wonder if he's somebody's bitch
>>70299813
For reals?
>>70299543
my white trash fetish is tingling
>>70299752
It's confidement you fucking morons.
>>70299826
no he's gettin buttfucked by big tyrese every night
>>70299851
No way he got a life sentence
>>70299543
That is some great hair though.
>Used to be into Dave Hester's memes
>even got a hat made like the one he does that says "YUUUUUUUP!"
>Nobody understood them
>never wore it
It's painful
A $10 dollar bill? That's an easy $20 at the swap meet.
16 pairs of shit stained hanes underwear? 65 dollar bill right there.
Used condom? That's a free meal right here
>Barry Weiss will never be your grandfather
>>70300274
Thank God. The guy seems like a tosser.
>nobody mentions Storage Wars Texas
>nobody mentions Based Moe the jew who sniffs out a deal with his nose and his catchphrase 'Moes nose knows'
>nobody mentions his gorgeous assistant who, guessing by her behaviour on the show, would have no problem dominating you in the bedroom
Posting my Storage Wars Waifu. I claimed her first.
I'd fuck the shit out this qt
>>70297481
It was pretty fucking obvious he was in the drug running business.
>>70300345
>>70300357
marymind
>>70300345
What about those two slags from New York who buy lockers for miniscule amounts and barely make enough back every time?
I'd fuck those.
>>70300378
I don't remember her being an assistant. I remember her doing her own qt thing in the episodes I watched.
>>70300345
>'Moes nose knows'
OH IT SHOWS
>>70300430
She was practically his assistant on the show but she had her own refurbish store and Moe would visit her alot for restoration and making something of value out of nothing. She ended up tagging along and then did her own thing in LA
Its an ivy gets cucked by buying mary's worthless junk episode.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YnO5d5fsdM
>>70300363
Was it that serious? Was he caught with like, furious amounts of drugs?
>>70300345
>>70300357
>that butterface
Cease.
>>70300532
>butterface
virgin opinions dont apply
>>70300480
For "restoration"
>>70299490
What a little white trash whore. Dag gummit. I bet she takes those bearded duck dynasty penises on the reg.
>>70299653
>no auction hunters
Protip: They list this shit in the newspapers or just have set days that people know when to show up to clear shit out. People go to this shit all the time, even pre these types of shows.
The company always fucking makes its money back, you delinquent 1-2 months you really think they lost anything by having your shit so there? They sell your shit for fifty to a hundred bucks, get some retard to not only clear the lot for free but he actually paid for the shit out the lot therefore having almost no labor costs. Only time they have to clear it out themselves is when there is 0 interest in what's inside.
Its basically generating money with minimal upkeep costs.
American Pickers > storage wars
>it's a Frank buys old oil cans episode
>>70298063
>punches through the window
>"i ain't goin to no hospital, hospitals are for rich peope! and my obamacare ain't kicked in yet"
>That Daryl bidding?
>YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPPP
>>70300671
True. But I do think it would require a little too much management to be something that would just print you money without input.
The way I see it though you only need one really really good (or alright++) employee to work as daily manager.
Keep a security company on hand, and pay the power-bill and you're essentially done.
I think a lot of the expenses these people face boil down to two things:
>fraud/breakage/theft/loss/whatever
>quality of build
The first one's the easiest to solve. Get good cameras and locks on everything, perhaps even hire a guy to be on-site security. It might still be cheaper than to lose people's shit.
The second thing is more detailed. Building each locker so that it can be easily cleaned/maintained, hard to ruin or otherwise break doors/locks and stuff like that. Do it right once and you're probably set.
>>70297364
anybody can get a white gf these days
>>70300345
Team Mary. I was so happy to see show up on the show after the Texas show was cancelled. She's goofy and excited to work. Opposite of Jared and Brandi, all they do is bitch.
>>70300737
Both shows are shitty, but that show is even shittyer. Those two chuckle fucks present such fake personas making it unbearable to watch.
thread needs more Bernice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MhnldmgrsX8
>Urine stained cardboard box full of Motorola Razrs, some half-colored Cowboys Of Moo Mesa coloring
Books, and half a six pack of Zima?
>That's an easy hundred at the swap right there, luckily I know a guy who's an expert on discontinued alcoholic beverages from the late 90's
>>70301351
>some half-colored Cowboys Of Moo Mesa coloring books
>>70296776
>there's a pile of actual shit in the corner there
>I know a guy, that's easily 200 bucks right there
>>70297720
can't unsee now I thought he was smiling at first
fku anon
>this chick is literally the real life female versions of kyle from youtube
>>70299027
my sides are in orbit
brandis DUI in 2007 lol
was she really a stripper before?
>>70300858
im not a violent person but i really want to punch that face
>>70298063
>HOSPITALLS ARE FO RICH PEEPLE
american reality shows are great while high
Sometimes, I fantasize about fucking Brandi in front of her cholo husband.
>>70301312
the show should just be about Bernice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1hFkvSzH2g
>>70301646
that chick probably has more meth and cum in her blood than Phil Anselmos trousers at the end of the week, and what's up wit her throat cancer ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQUTyXmmEjw
